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Chapter 1584 Invincible Martial Arts Three Instructors

In the square of the Invincible Martial Arts Building, there were gongs and drums, flags and flags fluttering, and there were crowds of people. The main roads and streets were already crowded with people, so that the capital had to send more monkey demon police officers from Huaguoshan to clear and command and alleviate this problem. In the end, there was no way, so the road was blocked and the method of redirecting the vehicle was adopted to alleviate the current problem.

Today is the day when Coco opens a temple.

Two days ago, in order to hold the opening ceremony of the dojo, Coco was very competitive and used all the solutions he could think of.

Distribute flyers and advertise them widely!

It took a lot of money to carry out overwhelming publicity on the major portals in China. It took only two days to let the whole of China know about this.

And on the flyer distributed, everyone who came to participate in his "Darkless Gothic Non-Mainstream Martial Arts", that is, the opening of the "Invincible Flow" Taoist temple can also receive a pound of farm eggs produced by Gao Laozhuang for free.

I have to say that this trick really attracted countless old men and aunts, and prompted these old men and aunts to force their grandchildren to attend the opening ceremony, making the opening ceremony very popular.

Of course, the free egg cocoa won't be paid for, because she went to Gaolaozhuang and beat Zhu Bajie hard with her pink fist. After beating Zhu Bajie, she promised to provide her with free of charge.

Even though Zhu Bajie has been practicing for thousands of years and is a demon king, this demon king is still not enough to see when facing Coke, a naughty child.

Therefore, in order to avoid being beaten to death by Coco, Zhu Bajie, who has always been smart, immediately admitted his consent to agree to Coco's request to "supply eggs for free". At the same time, he also promised to give Coco a pig demon meat for free every day, which made the little guy go home with satisfaction, and avoid Gao Laozhuang being overturned by Coco.

The square was crowded with people, and the people who came to participate were all happy. After all, they brought their families to watch the fun and received the eggs produced by Gao Laozhuang for free. How could this not make people happy?

You should know that the chickens in Gaolaozhuang are not ordinary farm chickens. They are all chickens that have become elfs and have not become monsters. Therefore, the eggs they lay are very nutritious and different from ordinary eggs. Even the taste is high and there are countless levels.

If you go to Gaolaozhuang Agricultural Products Store, let alone pounds, a single egg costs 500 yuan soft girl coins, which is really expensive.

Now we are just here to attend the opening ceremony of the "Invincible Flow" temple. Each person can receive a pound of eggs by counting the head. How can we not make the old men and mothers in the capital excited and excited?

So, there are many people coming today.

According to the past, no matter what business is opened, there must be dragon and lion dances, and the opening ceremony of Coco's dojo is no exception.

However, compared to the ordinary dragon and lion dance, the opening ceremony of Coco is full of real dragons, and the real lion monsters are jumping around.

The Four Seas Dragon Palace sent representatives. After all, Nuwa has a great reputation. If Nuwa doesn't come and get hated by Nuwa, the Four Seas Dragon Palace will not be able to withstand it.

The dragon was brought by the representatives of the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas.

This guy was tied to a few wooden sticks on his body by several sea monsters who turned into human form, and then he was danced around by the little monsters like ordinary people. Don’t say anything about the misery in his heart.

Compared to that dragon, the lion monster from the Yellow Lion Ancestor lineage from Qingfeng Mountain seems much easier.

It just needs to jump around somewhere to give people the feeling of "liu dance". It doesn't have to be raised and swung around by two little monsters. But it's embarrassing behavior like some people sticking their butts and shaking their heads and jumping left and right, and this lion monster has done a lot.

Dongdongqiang! Dongdongqiang!

There is a row of drummers on each side of the building. Although they all look ordinary, they are actually just musicians sent by heaven, but they are just playing according to the little guy's request.

In the sky, there were some fairy dancers from the Heavenly Court sect flying around and swinging their long sleeves. The ordinary people who came to attend the opening ceremony were fascinated by them.

The demon kings who came to the meeting turned into human forms, and they were all dressed in elite suits and ties. People who don’t know would really regard them as successful people and think where did they come from the entrepreneurs.

But as long as people who are a little wise, they can feel that these guys are filled with a rich demonic aura that makes the soul feel trembling.

"The Great Sage of the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain!"

Congratulations to the Red Boy of Flaming Mountain!”

"Congratulations to the Nine-headed Heavenly Lord of Bibotan!"

"Congratulations to Changbai Mountain's Six-Ear Great Sage!"

"Congratulations to the Great Sage of Pingtian!"

"Congratulations to Jinao Island!"

As people from all forces came, or representatives were sent, Coco received gifts with mercy.

As Coco's master Nuwa, she took a leave today and rushed back from the crew to deal with the forces that came to attend the opening ceremony.

After all, if Nuwa doesn't let her deal with this kind of thing, she won't even have to let the little guy come.

On the top floor of the building, there was an office with the "Invincible President" sign hanging. Pitro and other friends were summoned from the United States by Coco. Several little guys were chatting excitedly.

"Wow, Boss Coco, you are getting bigger and bigger. Are you going to establish your own power in China now? Oh my God, I, Pitro, can I follow Boss Coco, you are really lucky. At your speed, will we rule the universe in the future?"

As always, Pitro's flattery was like a surging river.

Sitting behind the big president's desk, Coco nodded at Pitro in satisfaction with his expression "I am so awesome". He obviously felt quite comfortable with this guy's flattery.

Only Pitro's sister Wanda was speechless about her brother who had no moral integrity, and could only express her feelings by rolling her eyes.

Kaila and Wanda were very quiet, while Ensha shrank her neck and pretended to be transparent. The Egyptian loli noticed that after she slept for a while, Coco seemed to become much scary again.

In the office, in addition to the little guys of Coco, there are three handsome adult men, but their clothes are quite alternative and they also have non-mainstream makeup on their faces.

"Come on! Let me introduce to you, these three will be the invincible martial arts instructors in the future. In the future, I will leave the matters of teaching martial arts here to these three to deal with. The four of you are mainly the name of my invincible arts and are elders."

Coco sat on the boss's chair and introduced three strange men in a very stylish manner.

The eyes of Pitro and the others also diverted with the sound of Coco.

The man with a shawl strap curly silver hair, a layer of powder on his face, and was coated with pink eyeshadow and lipstick, wearing tights and tights, giving people a strong "country" atmosphere, walked out first and introduced himself.

"I'm going to the sea tiger, please don't look at me with such eyes. The reason why I'm so forced by my master!"

After quickly introducing himself, the man who called himself a sea tiger retreated with a tangled look on his face, and also glanced at Coco sitting on the boss's chair with deep resentment.

Yes, a masculine man was forced to wear a sissy makeup by Coco, and his temperament turned into a beautiful woman. How could this not make the man confused?

However, Keke is strong and is a summoner, so even if he is as powerful as a sea tiger, he has to give in and eventually becomes the current sissy virtue.

Keke heard a hint of dissatisfaction from Haihu's words and immediately said, "Good intentions are like donkeys. Don't you know that the older sisters like sissy now! If you want to find a girlfriend here in the future, you must obey my arrangement, otherwise I will let you be a eunuch!"

The man named Haihu looked sad and shivered all over. It was obvious that he had been dealt with by Keke and knew that Keke was powerful.

The next person who came out to introduce himself was a mature man who was older than the Sea Tiger and gave people a middle-aged feeling.

But if he matches his outfit, this guy will definitely have nothing to do with maturity.

Half of his hair covered half of his face, giving people an inappropriate look. At the same time, his eyelids were covered with dark eyeshadows and dark lipstick, which was somewhat similar to Coco's usual makeup.

He tights with his feet, a small leather jacket, a pair of pointed leather shoes, and has not worn socks. His overall temperament is not as good as the previous Haihu, and his body is filled with a strong and more low-level "village fair" atmosphere.

"I am worried about my son."

After a simple self-introduction, the guy quickly retreated.

Obviously, this Yiyouzi also knew that his current image was too unbearable.

But the above two are nothing compared to the third one.

Because the third person was wearing a Japanese sailor suit and a wig with a pair of ponytails, he also had a delicate makeup like a girl on his face. Originally, this guy had a female face, but now he looks like a girl when he dresses like this, but in fact, this guy is an authentic man.

"Women's clothing boss, Nangong Wentian!"

Imitating the girl's tone, this guy walked out in a daze and introduced himself to Coco's friends.

"Boss Coco, what's going on?"

Pitro was obviously full of questions about Nangong Wentian. After all, how could a good person call himself a 'woman' and wear a sailor suit!?

This is unreasonable!

Facing Pitro's inquiry, Coco responded faintly: "After I found this guy, he dared to attack me, and scolded me when I asked him to paint a dark goth streaming makeup, so I threw him into the BL world in the infinite killing cycle. After I released him, this guy would not dare to be arrogant anymore. I also changed my original idea and let him be a big shot in women's clothing, which disgusting him!"

Haihu and Yiyouzi both expressed sympathy for Nangong Wentian silently, and were glad that they did not provoke the little guy to treat him like this.

Only Nangong Wentian looked up at the ceiling and cried silently.

There is no way, once you enter the BL realm of reincarnation, look back at the changes of things and people.

At this time, Nangong Wentian was no longer the same Nangong Wentian as before.

This is a sensation of this problem, which is the same as Lu Ya, who has now changed her orientation.

Keke didn't want to waste time on these trivial matters, so she jumped off the boss's chair and came to the center of the room. She waved her little arm vigorously and shouted: "Let's go! Let's go downstairs. Today we want everyone to feel what shock is! At the same time, we must pass on my invincible martial arts!"

After saying that, you can use your scrutiny to lock Haihu, Yiyouzi, and the women's clothing tycoon Nangong Wentian, and asked: "Have you learned all the martial arts I have given to you? In the future, you will have to bear the burden of teaching martial arts."

Haihu, Yiyouzi, nodded repeatedly, saying that he had learned the martial arts that Coco had bought from the mysterious store, and patted his chest to ensure that there would never be any commission from Coco.

Only Nangong Wentian was so feminine that he asked Keke: "It's okay to teach kung fu, but what if the male student eats my tofu during the learning process? After all, martial arts teaching always has physical contact, especially during practical practice, there will be large physical contact..."

One question made Coco and his four friends look dark.

However, this problem is not difficult to solve. So Ke Ke replied: "Just teach female students! You don't need to teach male students!"

But strangely, after listening to Keke's answer, Nangong Wentian actually showed a very disappointed look on his face!
Chapter completed!
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