Chapter 143 Yin Tianchou's Fantasy World (Part 1)(1/2)
On a coast of Hong Kong Island, a man stood here looking at Hailiang for a long, long time.
"Work hard...! Strive...!" (long tone)
The man shouted to the sea, turned around and walked away.
He was wearing a cheap plaid and striped suit, his hair was slightly disheveled, his eyes were dull and scattered, and his eyebrows were tangled and gloomy.
He is the veteran supporting actor Yin Tianqiu.
He was very confused and couldn't see the direction, so he often came to the seaside and shouted like this.
He always shouted to work hard, as if it was possible to succeed.
However, what he doesn't know is that hard work and struggle most of the time cannot determine whether he can succeed.
Drop! Drop!
Yin Tianqiu heard the sound of a whistle suddenly coming from behind him. He thought a car was coming and hurriedly hid aside.
After calming down, I saw a mysterious man riding a bicycle, wearing a yellow helmet and yellow robe. He rode up to him and stopped in front of him.
"Hey, Yin Tianchou, you have no talent for acting."
"Who are you? Do you know me?"
"Of course, you are Yin Tianchou, an actor, a senior bit player, commonly known as a bit player."
"Hey, the supporting actor is also an actor, can you please not add the word "death" in front of it?"
"But, you are really going to die."
"Turns out he's a psycho! Go away, I don't want to hear your nonsense."
Yin Tianchou yelled at the mysterious man to get lost, but the mysterious man was not angry and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The scene changed, and in the next moment, Yin Tianchou was already on a set.
The strange thing is that he was not aware of such strange changes at all.
At this time, Sonny, the assistant director on the set, appeared.
Sonny is of course not a foreigner, but just a Hong Kong assistant director with an English name. In this era of Hong Kong, people with a little bit of status like to give themselves English names, as if this can make them appear more distinguished than others.
noble.
At this time, the assistant director Sonny was talking to the scene recorder, Sister Xia.
"Find someone who can act, hurry up."
Yin Tianchou's confused eyes suddenly lit up, he stepped forward and shouted: "Let me come."
Sonny looked at Yin Tianqiu.
"Let's look at it with a nervous expression."
"There are several types of nervousness..."
"It's like waiting in the hospital for your wife to give birth to the baby."
Yin Tianqiu started to perform exaggeratedly seriously, opening his mouth wide and winking.
"A son is born."
"My wife is dead."
"My son knows how to call me daddy."
"The penis grows on the head, it's deformed."
"Won the Mark Six Lottery...first prize!"
"My son is dead!"
"My wife is awake."
"Hey, my wife is awake."
"No more. If a person is hit too hard, he will enter a state of shock and will no longer react."
"Damn! Is there anyone else?!"
"Aunt Xia, what did I do wrong?"
"I don't know what you want to do."
"Is there anything wrong with my performance just now?"
"I told you, I don't know what you want to do!"
"Aunt Xia! None of your sidekicks are good at it."
"These are all considered good."
"Notes! Are you ready? Are you all waiting here?"
"Okay, okay, director, come right away, come right away... Okay, it's just you, go change clothes quickly."
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Yin Tianqiu happily followed the assistant director to change clothes.
On the road, suddenly the strange and mysterious man appeared next to him again.
The mysterious man spoke.
"Hey, Yin Tianchou, give up. You are not made for acting at all. You don't have the talent. You can't act well, even if it's a dead body."
"again
It’s you! Go, go, go! I won’t listen, I won’t listen.”
The mysterious man was still not annoyed and disappeared again.
The scene changes again.
The director looked at Yin Tianchou angrily.
"Hey, why are you trying so hard to die?"
Yin Tianqiu answered seriously.
"Because the character I designed is relatively naughty, the subtext in my heart is that I don't want to die yet."
"You have to die even if you don't want to!"
"Actually, I almost died. If you give me just a little more time, I'll be dead."
"Hey, do you know how many frames of film are used in one second?"
"There are 24 squares, Sister Juan."
"Do you know how many seconds that shot just now lasted?"
"About a minute."
"Do you know how many seconds, how many films, how much money, and how much time and effort of the staff were wasted because you didn't want to die?!"
"I'm begging you guys, why don't the walk-ins also need to find some professionals?"
"Reshoot with another person!"
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"Look, you're not even professional enough to play a small role. You have to have a naughty character to play a corpse. You're also wasting so many people's time and efforts. Don't you admit that you have no talent?"
"The talented actor who replaced you just now is very talented. He has never studied acting, but he acted so well. He even asked you to use some snacks... This person is very good. He will become the big brother in the film industry, Jack Chen."
"Actually, I know that you are very attentive, but you are overly attentive."
"Maybe you should consider changing your career. You're really not qualified to be a bit player."
Yin Tianqiu left the set expressionlessly, ignoring the mysterious man who had been talking beside him. He just wanted to take a box lunch home and continue studying his acting skills.
"What?"
"Hello, field manager, I'd like to get a lunch."
Yin Tianchou forced a smile and looked at the stage manager Lao Wu in a flattering manner.
"There's no food left."
"Oh, because I have to leave first, so..."
"Then you go first."
"Do you know why you can't eat yet? It's because you, a bastard, will never die no matter how hard you die!"
"Everyone has no food to eat, and I have no food to eat either!"
"Do you really want to eat? Eat with it!"
The stage manager Lao Wu threw a lunch box on the ground, and there was a dog.
"Shit! You are a puddle of shit! Life is cheaper than an ant! I drive a Mercedes, but you pick your nose!"
To be continued...