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Chapter 133 Gu Yuena beat Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang hard, and beat the useless master until he knelt down and begged for mercy (1)(1/2)

"Wimpy jade Xiaogang?"

Hu Liena, who was sitting in the back row, was stunned for a moment, blinked her seductive fox eyes, and then remembered that it was the disgusting man Tang San had mentioned before, who hurt her teacher Bibi Dong.

"Really? That's great. I'm going to torture him so hard and turn him into a eunuch to vent my anger on the teacher."

The little fox Hu Liena suddenly became excited.

After hearing Hu Liena's words, Tang San smiled lightly and said.

"It's not a bad idea to turn the useless Xiaogang into a eunuch... It's just that this isn't a job suitable for you to do. It would be better for Sister Dong'er to do it herself."

"Oh, that's true...Then I'll beat him until he kneels down and kowtows to apologize, letting him know how powerful Wuhun Palace is."

Tang San nodded and said.

"Well, of course you can."

Of course it would have no impact if Hu Liena revealed her identity as Wuhundian here, because the sound insulation of this Rolls-Royce is very good.

As for Gu Yuena, she knew that of course it wouldn't have any impact. After all, she had just entered the human world, and she didn't know much about the entanglements between the Three Sects and the Spirit Hall.

For her, in fact, the entire human world is her enemy.

"What are you talking about? What useless good-for-nothing Xiaogang..."

At this time, Gu Yuena, a tall and sexy silver-haired girl sitting in the passenger seat, finally couldn't help but speak.

Her eyes are as clear as lakes. Although she has lived for many years, she does look innocent and innocent after she has just transformed, like a girl who does not eat the fireworks of the world.

"The useless good-for-nothing Xiaogang is just a disgusting old man."

Tang San said with a tone that seemed to be a smile but not a smile.

"That old man is over 40, but his soul power is only level 29. Moreover, he still has a small crew cut and wears old cloth shoes. The most disgusting thing is that he doesn't take a shower several times a month, and his whole body smells...

…His spirit is like a farting dog, or a pig, that’s all.”

"That's really disgusting... I didn't expect there to be such disgusting things in your human world."

After hearing what Tang San said, Gu Yuena also agreed, with a look of disgust on her face.

"Your human world?"

Hearing Gu Yuena speak, Hu Liena couldn't help but be a little confused.

Tang San quickly laughed and said haha.

"Oh, by the way, Sister Na'er hasn't introduced her to you yet. Her name is Hu Liena, she is my senior sister... I sometimes call her Nana. Speaking of which, your names are somewhat similar.

?”

As Tang San spoke, he pointed at Hu Liena.

"Hu Liena?"

Gu Yuena looked at Hu Liena's seductive fox eyes with her purple eyes and said.

"This name is indeed a bit similar to mine. Her martial spirit is a fox, right?"

"Yes, you guessed it right."

Hu Liena looked at Gu Yuena with suspicious eyes. She seemed to be unfriendly to Gu Yuena, and there was a hint of tit-for-tat in her tone.

"Then what is your martial spirit?"

Hu Liena seemed to want to use Gu Yuena's martial spirit to determine her identity, because she felt that Gu Yuena was a bit unfathomable.

But according to common sense, she felt that Gu Yuena should not give her that feeling.

"What about my martial spirit?"

Gu Yuena smiled mysteriously and said.

"You'll know then."

Although Gu Yuena could see that Hu Liena was a little unfriendly to her, she didn't care. After all, she had lived for millions of years.

This is the real Gu Yuena, not the Gu Yuena who has lost her memory. Of course she will not be the same as a teenage human girl.

"Then what are we going to do now, Tang San?"

Gu Yuena looked at Tang San again and said.

"If nothing happens, you can turn on that very comfortable function just now. I just want to take a rest."

After saying that, the tall and sexy Gu Yuena leaned back on the seat comfortably.

The function Gu Yuena is talking about is, of course, the lie-flat and massage modes of the Rolls-Royce Cullinan airline seat.

For modern people, the massage is very comfortable, let alone for people from Douluo Continent...

However, Tang San didn't intend to let Gu Yuena enjoy it now. He slowly opened the car door and said.

"No, we should go to the academy and see where that useless good-for-nothing Xiaogang is? That disgusting old man once wanted to accept me as his disciple, but I refused..."

"Really? Then I'll go and have a look."

Gu Yuena then opened the car door and got out of the car.

After Hu Liena also got out of the car, Tang San silently recited two words in his mind and put the car away.

The next second, this high-end and elegant Rolls-Royce Cullinan instantly disappeared from the entrance of the academy and returned to Tang San's storage space.

Tang San touched his Sansheng III Mingyueye belt, and then he took Hu Liena and Gu Yuena into the academy with satisfaction.

At this time, Tang San suddenly felt very dreamy. He probably wouldn't have imagined that Xiaogang, the loser, would never have thought that Xiao San, the protagonist who was so loyal to him in the original plot, would now treat him like this and even turn him into a eunuch.

But that’s the fact.

Judging from the entire plot, the useless Xiaogang did not play any role, and the disgusting things he did were worthy of his final miserable ending.

By coincidence, Tang San had just walked into the academy with the tall and sexy Gu Yuena and the mature and charming Hu Liena. He didn't meet Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong and others, but he saw a disgusting little crew cut from a distance.

Who is this little guy with a flat head? Of course he is the useless good-for-nothing Xiaogang he is looking for.

No, there is another small crew cut next to this crew cut.

This is the little guy with the crew cut who is fatter than him.

The other little crew cut is naturally Niu Dagang, the direct disciple of the useless Yu Xiaogang.

The good-for-nothing Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang, the master and apprentice, reunited after a long separation, probably not having seen each other for several years.

So after seeing Niu Dagang, the useless Xiaogang was very excited, and he hugged Niu Dagang hard in his arms.

Niu Dagang was also very excited and hugged his master Yu Xiaogang, still shouting.

"Master, where have you been? Why did it take you so long to come see me? Dagang, I just miss you. Teacher, Dagang also misses Uncle Sanpao."

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The disgusting pair of master and apprentice were reuniting affectionately and reminiscing about the past, and Tang San quietly approached with Gu Yuena and Hu Liena.

Since the loser Yu Xiaogang and Niu Dagang were looking at each other enthusiastically at this time, they did not notice it.

But when Tang San, Tang San and Gu Yuena had not even reached the disgusting pair of master and disciple, the two girls couldn't help but stop and frowned.

"Why is it so smelly? What does it smell like?"

Gu Yuena couldn't help but touch her nose. She didn't seem to know what was going on.

Hu Liena simply pinched her nose, glanced coldly in front of her, and said.

"What else could it be? It's just that disgusting pair of master and apprentice. Tang San just said that the old man named Yu Xiaogang didn't take a bath for several months...his apprentice

Just like him, how can it not stink when two disgusting guys hug each other?"

"What...this is actually true?"

The silver-haired girl Gu Yuena couldn't help but blink her clear purple eyes. He originally thought Tang San was joking, but he didn't expect there was such a disgusting guy who wouldn't take a bath for months.

Of course, Tang San actually said that without this loser, Yu Xiaogang didn't take a bath for several months, he didn't take a bath for several years.

Maybe it wasn't like this before, but since he accepted Niu Dagang as his disciple, he was indeed proud of it and never took a bath again.

As for why Yu Xiaogang did this? It was because his apprentice Niu Dagang admired him, and he wanted to understand one thing, that is, he himself was a loser, and his only source of combat power was his martial spirit Luo Sanpao.

And his martial soul Luo Sanpao's only ability is to fart.

So, how to increase the power of Luo Sanpao's farts?

Yu Xiaogang thought of a way, that is, he would insist on not taking a shower to keep his body smelling good.

The smell was a bad smell, but Yu Xiaogang didn't think so. He was used to it, and he liked the smell on him very much.

If it was really washed away, he would feel very sorry.

Later, when I took Niu Dagang to the Soul Hunting Forest to help Niu Dagang obtain the soul ring, the stench all over his body really played a big role.

Originally, when he met the powerful century-old spirit beast, his martial spirit Luo Sanpao was no match. However, after he insisted on not taking a shower for several years, the powerful spirit beast was instantly suffocated by Luo Sanpao's farts.

This is also the reason why level 29 Yu Xiaogang was able to help his apprentice Niu Dagang obtain two soul rings. It was because he had not taken a bath for five or six years.

The martial spirit comes from the body. If Yu Xiaogang insists on not taking a shower for five or six years, then his martial spirit Luo Sanpao will naturally become as smelly as him.

What was even more gratifying was that later the useless Yu Xiaogang discovered that his direct disciple Niu Dagang also had a talent for farting.
To be continued...
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