Chapter 54: Cherish life and stay away from girlfriends!
"Select, boy!"
The hot voice kept echoing in my mind, like the devil's words.
Shi Xiaobai was stunned. The appearance of this spoof was too unexpected, which really caught him off guard.
Mocking flat chests or expressing love?
Shi Xiaobai's eyes fell on Huali's chest involuntarily. Under the cover of the Gothic long skirt, it looked flat, but Huali looked like a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, and could even be called luoli. Flat breasts didn't seem to be unacceptable to luoli, right? I just don't know what reaction would be caused by ridicule?
Although Shi Xiaobai is not interested in women's breasts and knows little about girls' thoughts, his intuition tells him that it is very dangerous to talk about women's bodies and even ridicule a certain part.
Shi Xiaobai has always believed in his intuition, so he had to look at another choice - expressing love to Huali, which is the so-called confession.
The ignorant Shi Xiaobai doesn't understand what love is between men and women. Even if he understands it, he will probably sneer. However, Shi Xiaobai is very clear about the confession and even feels deeply.
At that time, he was still a junior high school student on Earth. Hey, Shi Xiaobai believed that to become the master of the earth, he must first master the culture of the earth. So even though he often skipped classes, he was barely considered a junior high school student. In that junior high school, he had a game together. Oh no, he was a good friend who conquered other plane worlds together. Bah, he was a good comrade.
The name of his comrades is Yang Wei. Yang Wei confesses once every three days on average, and the person he confesses is different every time, but he will be issued a "good person card". Therefore, in the 365 days a year, one-third of Yang Wei's time is secretly in love, one-third is pursuing time, and one-third is love breaking time.
Yang Wei often boasted about his confession in Shi Xiaobai's ear, but Yang Wei turned the confession and the confession object upside down. He told Shi Xiaobai that there were hundreds of girls who confessed to him every year, but each one was rejected by him. He felt that there were too many people he was sorry for and kept blaming God for giving him too handsome and charming.
Shi Xiaobai didn't know what was going on and didn't realize it, but he didn't take Yang Wei's words to heart. He only knew that his comrades were a heartthrob.
However, one day, Shi Xiaobai was confessed.
What is the name of the girl who confessed to Shi Xiaobai? Shi Xiaobai forgot, and only remembers that the girl is more beautiful than other girls in the class. She seems to be a school beauty. I heard that her family is very rich and her grades seem to be among the top few. She is often praised during exercises between classes and wins any competition.
But the two of them seemed to have not spoken much, so Shi Xiaobai had to ask, "Why?"
The girl said that she had lost when she was a child. At that time, he comforted her and accompanied her, making her feel warm and at ease. Since then, she has often followed him, and later she gradually fell in love with him. Every time she saw him, her heart would be beat faster, her ears turned red, and her feelings could not be controlled.
Shi Xiaobai, who has won at the starting line since he was a child, was a little confused. The confession happened too suddenly. He didn't know what to do for a moment. What would happen after accepting the confession? What would happen if he refused? Shi Xiaobai didn't know at all.
Shi Xiaobai thought of his comrade-in-arms Yang Wei, who had rich experience, so he did not reply to the girl on the spot, but claimed that "wait until the riot in the realm line stabilized before continuing this sacred conversation."
Afterwards, Shi Xiaobai immediately found Yang Wei and solicited opinions from Yang Wei.
After hearing this, Yang Wei was silent for a long time, just like the tranquility and depression before the storm came.
The first sentence Yang Wei said was a heavy question. He asked: "Bai Ye Evil King, do you remember your dream? Do you still remember the dream of "conquer the earth, save the world, rule all evil, lead the evil gods to the White Eternal Night, and leave only justice in the world"!?"
Shi Xiaobai was stunned when he heard this, and then shouted: "Of course I remember!"
Yang Wei nodded with satisfaction and asked in a deep voice: "Do you know why over the years, I have cruelly refused the confession of one girl after another? Because I don't want to ruin my dreams! Bai Ye Xie King, do you know that after accepting the confession, she will become your girlfriend? Do you know how terrifying the girlfriend is?"
Shi Xiaobai swallowed, shook his head and said, "No...I don't know."
Yang Wei sneered: "My girlfriend is the most terrifying demon in the world. She will pull you to go shopping, eat, watch movies, hold the road, show your love, and roll off the sheets... She will occupy most of your life. When you are playing... when you are fighting in other planes, her phone will keep ringing like a death-induced curse. Even if your ears are already covered by the phone, you must raise your spirits and continue to talk about boring topics with her. Your life will be mediocre and useless in meaningless chatting."
"Also, she will enter a violent state for a few days every month. Once she touches her fragile nerves, she will angrily destroy your world, destroy your spirit, and destroy your dreams. But she is your girlfriend, and you must give up the dignity of the king to make her happy and make her happy. Even if she lets the Seven-Star Holy Sword be used as a fire stick, you must do it as usual..."
Yang Wei used the statement that Shi Xiaobai could understand and kept criticizing the horrorous face of the creature "girlfriend". The more Shi Xiaobai heard it, the more frightened he became, the more scared he became. He said in a trembling voice: "It's really... so terrifying?"
Yang Wei sighed heavily and said, "This is just the harm your girlfriend will bring to you. The ubiquitous single dog legion, burning all heterosexual ffff groups... Those enemies hidden in the dark will constantly interfere with your life, occupy your time, and make it impossible for you to fulfill your dreams with peace of mind."
"So, King Baiye! If you don't want to waste your time, if you don't want to become a mediocre person, if you still stick to your dreams, then I must advise you a supreme truth - cherish life and stay away from your girlfriend!"
These words shocked Shi Xiaobai's pure heart and made him fully realize the terribleness of "girlfriend". Shi Xiaobai made up his mind to stay away from his girlfriend.
But before he could continue the "holy conversation" and before he could reject the girl, he suddenly traveled to this other world.
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"Cherish life and stay away from your girlfriend!"
Shi Xiaobai remembered Yang Wei's famous saying, his eyes fell on that option, and he struggled very much.
"What if I confess, what if she agrees? Wouldn't she become my girlfriend? No, who can resist the confession of the king, she will definitely agree. If I confess, she will become a terrifying creature like 'girlfriend'."
Shi Xiaobai was worried. Hua Li's words just now touched him a little. He was also very close to this unimaginable elf girl, especially the way she spoke, which made Shi Xiaobai think that she had met a confidant.
But, let Huali become his girlfriend?
Shi Xiaobai recalled Yang Wei's description of his girlfriend and immediately rejected the idea. His girlfriend was too terrible and Shi Xiaobai could not accept it!
Then... choose option one?
Shi Xiaobai looked at another option - mocking flat chests.
Intuition tells Shi Xiaobai that this choice is very dangerous.
The dangerous intuition and the horrible impression brought by the "girlfriend" kept colliding in Shi Xiaobai's mind and quarreling with each other, but for a moment they couldn't decide the winner.
"Ten, nine, eight..." A long-lost cold voice sounded, which was the sound of choosing the countdown to the time limit.
This sound gave Shi Xiaobai the feeling of danger countless times stronger.
You must make a choice before the countdown ends!
So......
"Damn it for a flat chest."
Compared to the dangerous intuition, the terrifying impression is more intuitive. Shi Xiaobai made an unsuccessful choice at the last moment.
......
Time continued, but Shi Xiaobai's mood was completely different.
Although there were still tears of emotion on his face and Huali's soft and warm hands still wiped his cheeks, what Shi Xiaobai was worried about at this moment was that how to laugh at Huali's chest was really not an easy thing.
Huali's eyes were still extremely gentle. In her eyes, Shi Xiaobai was like her former self, stubborn and cute, with lovely light and cherished darkness.
She originally just couldn't stand the actions of Gaia's senior executives, so she intervened for a little while and originally wanted to seize the position of mentor and get a false reputation.
But she was very grateful for her whim at that time. If it weren't for this, how could she have seen the young man who made her so kind? For this reason, she was willing to teach him something and give him the strength he longed for.
Seeing Shi Xiaobai standing still and not answering, Hua Li smiled softly and asked the fourth time that sentence.
"Young man, do you desire strength?"
Shi Xiaobai, who was thinking about how to laugh at the flat chest, heard this for the fourth time, and suddenly had an idea and a flash of inspiration. Of course, you can also call it - a thrust in your brain.
Shi Xiaobai replied: "No, what I long for is milk."
Then he looked at Huali's chest and sighed: "But you don't!"
Chapter completed!