Chapter 184: God TM lacrimal gland collapses
Shi Xiaobai looked at Mu Yuesheng and had a thought in his mind.
"I remember, the violent girl said that the girl with safety pants has a low brain width so she practices very slowly. Since that's the case..."
Shi Xiaobai's eyes lit up suddenly, and he found something to do!
Shi Xiaobai immediately walked towards Mu Yuesheng.
Mu Yuesheng entered a state of internship very shallow. When he felt someone coming towards him, he immediately opened his eyes and saw that it was Shi Xiaobai. He said in confusion: "Is there anything wrong?"
All the things that happened today have reduced Mu Yuesheng's disgust towards Shi Xiaobai a lot. Although he is still very suspicious of the little mosquito's saying "massage and lose weight", at least he knows that the little mosquito is just unrequited love at the moment, and nothing happened to the two of them.
Kevin and Xiao Mosquito also looked at each other. In a subtle way, Shi Xiaobai became the focus of their attention.
Shi Xiaobai nodded and said without hesitation: "I, there is a way to make your cultivation faster!"
As soon as this said, Mu Yuesheng was startled, then calmed down and asked again: "Are you referring to... meditation techniques?"
Meditation determines the speed of cultivation, and the intensity of meditation depends on the meditation technique and the breadth of the brain. When Mu Yuesheng heard Shi Xiaobai’s statement, his first reaction was that Shi Xiaobai wanted to share with her, a more advanced meditation technique, which made Mu Yuesheng suddenly feel a little moved.
But Shi Xiaobai's answer is obviously not this, because he never used the so-called meditation technique when he meditated.
Shi Xiaobai didn't keep it a secret, shook his head and said, "No, I am referring to...the broader brain area!"
Mu Yuesheng's pupils shrank slightly when he heard this, but he soon smiled bitterly and said, "Why do you have to find me happy?"
Countless experts have been studying for countless years, but they have not made many achievements in the brain's breadth. Shi Xiaobai said that she can make her practice faster in the brain's breadth. This joke that vaguely touches her wounds is not funny at all.
Kevin immediately wanted to open his mouth to mock Shi Xiaobai, but turned around and looked at the little mosquito, and immediately endured it. He thought to himself, be more mature, more mature...
The little mosquito was obviously very confident in Shi Xiaobai. She hurriedly said, "Mr. Shi Xiaobai will definitely not joke around. Shi Xiaobai must have a way to say that!"
Shi Xiaobai followed the words of the little mosquito and said seriously: "Of course I won't make jokes. I can indeed improve your brain width. Although my current abilities can only be improved briefly and will return to its original state for a period of time, it will be improved truly and there is absolutely no falsehood."
Seeing Shi Xiaobai's expression serious and indicating that it was only a "temporal improvement", Mu Yuesheng felt a glimmer of hope in his heart. Even if it was a temporary improvement, it was excellent for her. Just like a girl with paralyzed legs, even if she could only stand up and walk for one minute, she was the greatest happiness.
Mu Yuesheng took a deep breath and asked, "What's the solution?"
Shi Xiaobai stretched out his hands and said, "The method is very simple...massage!"
"put......"
Before Shi Xiaobai finished speaking, Kevin was about to curse the word "fart", but after saying "release", he held back, quickly closed his mouth, smiled stiffly, and recited the "Maturity Sutra" again.
The little mosquito's eyes immediately lit up and he jumped to Mu Yuesheng and said, "Sister Yuesheng, it's great! Lord Shi Xiaobai's massage is very good. Why can I lose weight? You know!"
Mu Yuesheng was speechless and thought to himself that massage can lose weight and improve the broadness of his brain. Are you cheating a three-year-old child? No, can even a three-year-old child be fooled?
Seeing Mu Yuesheng's disbelief, Shi Xiaobai turned his eyes and had an idea and walked towards Kevin.
"you......"
When Kevin saw Shi Xiaobai coming towards him, he was about to ask in a bad tone, "What do you want to do?", but when he said a word, he glanced at the little mosquito looking at this side with his eyes. The "maturity scripture" immediately worked. Kevin smiled stiffly and said softly: "What's the matter?"
Shi Xiaobai didn't say anything, but reached out to Kevin's shoulder.
The hand was very slow in Kevin's eyes. Every second there was a sound echoing in his mind, "Click this bastard's hand off", but another voice would immediately refute, "Maturity, mature..."
Kevin endured it, and finally, Shi Xiaobai's hand pressed on his shoulder and suddenly squeezed it hard!
Kevin glared at his eyes and burst into tears.
Tears flowed down from his eyes like a dam. Kevin quickly turned around to wipe the tears, but tears kept pouring out of his eyes for some reason. He clearly had no sadness in his heart, and even wanted to curse, but for some reason he could not control his tears.
Little Mosquito and Mu Yuesheng were stunned. In their vision, Shi Xiaobai just pinched Kevin's shoulders, and Kevin cried. Does it hurt so much now? Kevin is actually a crying guy?
"Did you see it? This is my king's divine massage technique!"
Shi Xiaobai pointed at Kevin and said loudly.
That’s right, Kevin will cry because of Shi Xiaobai’s divine massage technique. This move is called “Divine Massage Tears Collapse!”
"So it's you!"
Kevin turned his head angrily, with pear blossoms on his face. He was about to curse a few more words, but the "mature classic" broke out again. Kevin immediately whimpered and turned over to continue wiping his tears. His grievance was really pity for me.
The little mosquito chuckled and gave Shi Xiaobai a thumbs up, "It's amazing, my Lord Shi Xiaobai!"
Mu Yuesheng glanced at Kevin. Even if he had doubts in his heart, he could not withstand this unscientific scene.
Just a pinch can cause the tear gland to collapse, which is unreasonable.
but......
“Massage can really…increase my brain width?”
Mu Yuesheng felt a little longing in his heart.
Shi Xiaobai sighed and once again extended his evil hand to Kevin. He preferred to prove himself with actions than words.
One second later.
“Hahahahahahaha…”
Kevin burst into laughter, tears still flowing on his face.
Little Mosquito and Mu Yuesheng couldn't bear to look at each other. This massage technique was poisonous.
"Quick...Stop it for me..."
Kevin really wants to cry now.
Shi Xiaobai glanced at Kevin's "miserable" appearance, shook his head and sighed. He was just too soft-hearted. Shi Xiaobai stretched out his hand and pressed Kevin's shoulder twice.
Kevin immediately returned to normal. He immediately jumped away two steps, crossed his hands and hugged his shoulders, and looked at Shi Xiaobai with his eyes as if he was looking at a monster.
Throughout history, there have been four great evil techniques in the East. Kevin once praised them. Now, in his opinion, Shi Xiaobai's massage is even more evil than the four great evil techniques.
Shi Xiaobai turned his head to look at Mu Yuesheng, shrugged and said, "How is it? Now it should be how powerful my God's massage technique is, right?"
Shi Xiaobai sighed in his heart when he looked at Mu Yuesheng. The road to upgrading is really long and difficult.
Mu Yuesheng was indeed moved, but hesitated because she remembered the ecstatic moan of the little mosquito last night, which gave her a deep shadow on Shi Xiaobai's massage technique.
“Does it…just massage the head?”
Mu Yuesheng asked weakly.
Shi Xiaobai nodded and said, "Just massage the temples. The longer the massage period, the longer the effect will last."
When she heard that she had to massage her temples, Mu Yuesheng quietly breathed a sigh of relief, but when she heard that the longer the massage time, the longer the effect was, the more she continued, she suddenly frowned slightly. She naturally hoped that the improvement of brain width could last longer, but if she was like a little mosquito...
"Then...try it."
Mu Yuesheng sighed. Compared to the "torture" with a low brain width, it seems that it is not so difficult to accept to massage the temple.
Mu Yuesheng closed his eyes and looked like a soldier rushing to the battlefield.
Shi Xiaobai curled his lips and said in his heart, "As for it, my God's massage technique is not only very effective, but also ensures that you are comfortable all over your body. I can't help but hum, especially when massaging the temples, the taste must be...
Shi Xiaobai extended a "sin" hand to Mu Yuesheng's temple.
......
Chapter completed!