Chapter 15, Douzong! Criminal Investigation Brigade Spirit Investigation Division
There is a saying that "the body of the 28-year-old woman is as crisp as a slim body, and she uses a sword to kill an ordinary person in her waist." Liu Tian was in the age of a tiger and wolf, and the person in the waist was a machete, which cut Qin Kun to death overnight.
When he woke up at noon, Qin Kun looked at Liu Tian sleeping soundly beside him, like a satisfied kitten.
When he woke up, he had nothing to do. Liu Tian laid on Qin Kun's arm. Qin Kun was unwilling to disturb her. He gently hugged the beauty and browsed the newly added functions of the system in his mind.
【New Feature】: Hell Trial
Introduction: Spending 10,000 merits into it, it will randomly generate the power of hell. In the hell, countless heroes and ghosts in the world fight against each other. What you have to do is to survive in this most dangerous chaotic world.
Reward: For every day you last, you will be rewarded with 100 merits, annexing other forces, or occupying resources such as Hell Tower, Fragrance Field, Spirit Pool, Spirit Crystal Mine, etc., and you will get additional merits.
Note: There will be countless emergencies. There are currently 11694.156987203 leaders in Hell Road. Will you be the next one?
(Comprehensive evaluation: If I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell? If hell is empty, you can become a Buddha!)
Hell Road!
At least they are ruthless people at the evil ghost level (level 30). The evil spirits and evil spirits in the ten directions are all here after their death. You can imagine how chaotic and dangerous it is here.
I have to spend 10,000 merits to build forces to fight with people? Damn, are you kidding me? I don’t know how I died the next day.
Qin Kun knew that this kind of strategy war games was definitely not suitable for him. He went to a black Internet cafe in junior high school to fight the Three Kingdoms, and could not even beat the simple computer. He was so embarrassed to compete with these vicious ghosts in the world?
【New Feature】: The Ghost PK Station
Introduction: Spending 100 merits to enter, we will conduct actual combat with other system hosts, and we are allowed to carry props and ghost messengers on the field
Reward: You can get 50 merits for each win. After the winning streak is over, all the merits will belong to the opponent. You can choose to leave with merit after victory. If you win 10 games in a row, you will advance to the next level PK platform. The PK platform after promotion can provide cultivation and open the purchase permission of precious skills.
Note: PK stations are divided into ‘yin Cao level’, ‘Styx’, ‘Huangquan level’ and special PK stations ‘Life and Death Wheel’. The first three PK stations are promotion PK stations, and the ‘Life and Death Wheel’ is the death battle station. Randomly select the system hosts that step into the life and death wheel everywhere. The winner can get everything from the loser.
(Comprehensive evaluation: Only a real warrior can control a fierce ghost! Only by fighting to survive can you deserve to be called the King of the fierce ghosts!)
Fuck, I like this place...
Qin Kun's eyes shone.
I have to say that Qin Kun has been a violent person since he was a child and is determined to become a gangster who can fight well. However, he has no appreciation for his elder brother, so he can go to work and work with peace of mind.
By the way, there are also appreciations. Director Wang was so keen that he recruited him from the cheap labor market to the funeral home.
"The work of the funeral home is too depressing. The tasks given by the system are either crushing or being abused. I am still young and need to release my own violent factors. Otherwise, if I hold it in for a long time, I will become a bionic state! But then again... there are other system hosts besides me?"
Qin Kun made a careful determination and was not wrong. He was not the only system host.
Qin Kun was a little surprised. After a long time of work, he was just one of the "players".
But this is also good. After playing stand-alone for a long time, I always hope to play online.
"Um--"
Liu Tian stretched his waist like a kitten and rubbed his sleepy eyes: "Damn, why did you get up so early... Why didn't you do it last night... So weak..."
Qin Kun smiled and turned Liu Tian over. Liu Tian screamed and resisted. Qin Kun said viciously: "If you want it, just say it? You can't dare to provoke me? Don't think about walking well today..."
Qin Kun ignored Liu Tian's begging for mercy and pressed him up like a hungry tiger pounced on the wolf.
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In the afternoon, funeral home.
In Qin Kun’s office, Qin Kun was browsing the Kung Fu website. Director Wang came in with a teacup and asked in confusion: “Xiao Qin, is your work done today?”
"The day after tomorrow, I'm not saying that your ice coffin hall is built so well! Lao Wang, wise!" Qin Kun stared at the computer in a flash and gave a thumbs up.
Director Wang looked glamorous: "Hmph! You guys are still knowledgeable! The ice coffin hall was built, and the monthly mortal cost has increased several times. Otherwise, how could the benefits of our funeral home be getting better and better!"
Although Director Wang is the top leader of the funeral home, he has no airs. Except for temporary workers, the rest of the funeral home are either older than him and cannot show off his skills, or even a little boy like Qin Kun is useless to show off his skills, so he simply shows his easy-goingness.
Qin Kun said in a bad mood: "Old Wang, you are making money to death! You are detrimental to good deeds!"
"Fuck, the money is paid voluntarily by the living. Besides, I am still serving the dead!"
Qin Kun curled his lips: I have worked in the funeral home for two years, but I have never seen you touch the body. Is it okay to say that the service is also my good thing!
When Director Wang saw Qin Kun without arguing, he walked proudly to Qin Kun: "Huh? Have you become obsessed with kung fu recently?"
Qin Kun nodded: "I'm going to fight."
Fighting...
Director Wang's face twitched, and he was very thundered by these two words.
"Is it possible that some daughter wants to compete for martial arts to attract marriage? It shouldn't be... Your aunt is from the Women's Federation, why didn't I hear such news?"
Qin Kun choked, Damn! Who said that the old man is old-fashioned? Look at his thinking, how active! He has been a talented person in the funeral home!
"Forget it, you don't understand if you tell me." Qin Kun couldn't tell Director Wang about the fierce ghost PK station, so he simply said perfunctorily.
Director Wang was very enthusiastic and said mysteriously: "If you really want to learn kung fu, I can recommend you a good place."
Qin Kun raised his head, blinked his eyes, and looked at Lao Wang eagerly.
Director Wang spit out four words: "Criminal Investigation Brigade!"
"...! You are really idle, go to the gate to listen to music with Mr. Qu. Don't affect my business."
Director Wang was unhappy: "Hey! How do you talk? Xiao Qin, as your leader, I am giving you suggestions very seriously."
Qin Kun said: "The Criminal Investigation Brigade knows kung fu? Yes, knows a little, but I'm talking about that kind of real kung fu!"
Director Wang pretended to be mysterious and smiled: "Tao, you are still too young, Xiao Qin, you may not believe it if you say something. The city's criminal investigation brigade has a spiritual investigation department, and it is all from Taoist sects, which specializes in handling some supernatural incidents. Haven't you heard of it?"
"At that time, these ghost-catching Taoists who entered the world called themselves the Southern Sect, and the Southern Sect was divided into three branches, each called Zhuzong, Douzong, Fuzong, and Lingjian Department. These people are disciples of Douzong's professional schools. They put in a very hard work, both against people and ghosts!"
Douzong!
Why haven't I heard it? Chu Qianxun mentioned it once. At that time, he was not sure whether those people were disciples of Dou Zong. Qin Kun did not expect that Lao Wang was so well-informed.
"Old Wang, I'll buy one of the new Yuxi today!" Qin Kun immediately changed his face and lit a cigarette for Director Wang with a flattering look. Old Wang took it calmly and took a deep breath.
"Your aunt cut off my pocket money for several months in order to quit smoking. I went to Lao Qu to peck at dry tobacco every day. The pecking people almost had asthma, but you boy would enjoy it!"
Director Wang was smoking Yuxi happily, and Qin Kun rang the railway while it was hot: "Old Wang, please lead me to a way? Auntie doesn't let you smoke for your own good. You lead me to a way. How about your three Yuxi every day?"
Director Wang looked at Qin Kun with contempt: "Are you burning incense for me?"
Qin Kun smiled with a shameless smile: "It's okay to kowtow, I'm afraid you can't bear it."
"Poor!" Director Wang patted Qin Kun on the shoulder and said calmly: "I'll call the Qian Bureau and say, "You can wait for my news."
Within half an hour, Director Wang came in again, looking a little wrong.
"Xiao Qin, maybe I didn't say it clearly just now..."
"It's a waste?" Qin Kun blinked his eyes. It's nothing if things are a waste. After all, it's a criminal investigation brigade and is busy with official business.
But Director Wang shook his head: "It's not so bad... but... do you still remember the female captain who brought Mi Shihong's body last time?"
Qin Kun nodded: "Remember, it seems to be called Su Lin."
Director Wang said: "Mr. Qian may have heard the meaning of me. He thought you had a crush on Xiao Su... She had nothing to do with him, so Mr. Qian arranged for a while, and then Xiao Su knew... and then... Xiao Su seemed very angry. She asked you to get off work to the Criminal Investigation Brigade tonight."
Ga?
"Old Wang? What did you say? This is too far apart!!"
Qin Kun widened his eyes. When will I be fucked by her? Am I wronged?
Director Wang coughed dryly: "You have nothing to do with me, and the unit room is about to be divided. This is a good opportunity!"
"I……"
Director Wang patted a bag of tiger bone paste in Qin Kun's hand: "Get out of singleness as soon as possible, and give our funeral home a happy wedding, remember to protect your face..."
Qin Kun: “…”
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Chapter completed!