Chapter 097
"Uncle Xiaoxu, when will you make your bread?"
Wen Xu had just turned back from the shed in the greenhouse and saw Yuan Bo, Da Leizi and other little kids, who only remembered food, began to ask when they had bread to eat.
Wen Xu said to these little monkeys: "If you guys, if you use this energy to study, your mother wouldn't have used your iron sand palms as soon as you send a report card!"
Yuanbei scratched the door and said with confidence: "Uncle, can we blame us if the exam is not good? The teachers who set the questions are all fools. They asked me that there were three bananas and five apples at home. I ate two bananas, and my sister ate one and there were a few left. Isn't this nonsense? I think it's impossible, so I asked the teacher on the paper, when did my mother buy it? The teacher got angry and asked me to call my parents."
"Okay, big hairy egg, you're OK!" Wen Xu was so amused and laughed and cried by this kid. The teacher asked you to do arithmetic when he asked you to do the math. Who said that you really have it?
Maodan's sister, Ermao Ya was very focused. She kept looking at Wen Xu with her black eyes, but her hands grabbed her brother's cuffs, and kept muttering to her brother: "Bread, bread!"
"Yes, uncle, can you still bake your bread? We are almost in a hurry when we waited." Dalei couldn't help but ask Wen Xu again.
"Bak, why don't you roast it? But you, Uncle Guangsheng, have no time these days. Didn't the village say that you want to build a bridge? They went to help and waited for them to finish their work, and I built the stove. You didn't see that all the bricks were pulled back, just waiting for people to come," Wen Xu said.
The little kids were so comfortable that they felt at ease when they heard this. After a while, they went to play with each other and started making noises about hiding, playing house, etc.
Wen Xu returned to his yard. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the annoying person. The scum was walking towards his own food bowl in a vulgar way. The Demon King stood on the branch holding the peanuts in his hand while gnawing while supervising the scum’s route. Once there was something wrong, the hard peanuts immediately fell on the scum’s head.
Ao, ao!
From time to time, scum would have to roar. Sometimes even if the scum was taken in a standardized way, they would be beaten. It was probably because the devil wanted to defeat the scum when he was intrigued.
The yard is so chaotic, and Wen Xu also had problems taming the donkey. The big brown donkey was much more stubborn than Wen Xu. He was typically driven away and retreated. Wen Xu had not treated this donkey for two days, so the flour he ground was still as much when his second brother Wen Shigui left the mill.
As soon as I entered the yard, I heard someone calling me outside the yard
"Uncle Xu, my family is here today. I will pick a few loofahs and two eggplants in your greenhouse."
I don’t know whose wife it was, but I stood in the courtyard and shouted.
Wen Xu didn't think anything and replied loudly: "Go, since you are greeting the guests, pick more!"
"Oh, thank you uncle!"
Wen Xu hung around the house for a while, thinking about practicing calligraphy, but he kept thinking about the donkey in his heart. He couldn't practice it at all. So he should stop practicing calligraphy and just go taming the donkey. Wen Xu didn't believe it anymore, and he couldn't tame the sick donkey himself.
Thinking of this, Wen Xu put down the brush in his hand, wiped his hands and walked out of the small study room, out of the yard and walked towards Qinglongwa where the donkey was storing it.
When I arrived at the hills of Qinglongwa, the donkey was tied into a forest of small trees. The donkey was tied to a small pine tree as thick as a bowl. The reins were quite long, about six meters. Although there was a forest, the grass here was still very lush. The big brown donkey was very happy to eat here.
When Wenxu approached, the donkey also saw Wenxu coming. The guy immediately raised his head, then turned to point his butt at his new owner. Wenxu tried to turn several directions, but he was unable to get close to this guy.
Wen Xu was really popular, and he picked up a whip from the space and started to whip it. After hitting a few whips, this guy understood that it was not a good way to face Wen Xu. This guy had a bit of IQ and probably fought with humans twice. He started running around the pine tree as the center. Wen Xu had to fight with him. After almost half an hour of chasing him, Wen Xu began to sweat and breathe.
"You can! You can!" Wen Xu put his hands on his knees, staring at the donkey who was looking at him four or five meters away and gasped.
The big brown donkey looked at Wen Xu, and kept screaming proudly, as if he had won a battle.
Wen Xu didn't go around it like this. His mind flashed with a flash of inspiration and couldn't help but feel that he was really stupid. He had nothing to do and what to do with him here! He went straight into the space to see how it was messing with him in the space.
Thinking of this, I reached out to untie the rope on the pine tree, then threw the guy into the space with a swing, and then he followed him into the space.
As soon as he arrived at the space, the big brown donkey was a little confused. He turned his head left and right and couldn't understand where he was. He looked at everything fresh and curious, and looked around with a pair of gray "blind eyes".
Seeing Wen Xu appear in front of him in a flash, the donkey suddenly took a few steps, still looking at Wen Xu with a blank look outside the space.
"Woo...wow!"
After a while, the donkey let out a proud cry and began to provoke his new owner.
Wen Xu couldn't help but smile and started to activate his consciousness when he saw this guy's appearance.
In this way, the donkey suddenly felt that it had risen from the ground. When it lowered its head, it realized that it was not like it was from the ground, but it was really rising from the ground. The four hooves had already left the ground, which was almost one foot high. This situation made the donkey panic and kept shaking its four legs and trying to get out of this state that made it very uneasy. Unfortunately, no matter how it shook it, it would be useless.
"Woo...wow!"
The screams were not provoking, but panic. Soon the donkey discovered that something even more panic had come. His four hooves were connected to his neck, his head and the little tail hanging behind his butt could not move.
It was the kind of person who was conscious but lost control of his body, as if he was paralyzed. This situation suddenly scared the donkey and opened his mouth and screamed so miserably!
Wen Xu was now a vent of anger in his heart. He felt that the donkey was so nasty that it made people feel upset. With a sense that the donkey's wide mouth could no longer make any sound. Only two big donkeys' ears could still turn around, just like an antenna.
Wen Xu picked up the whip again and walked to the donkey, swaying and pointed at the donkey with the whip rod: "Little thing, show me again!"
Bang! He slammed the whip and started whipping on the donkey. While whipping, he muttered: "You're not bad in this life. When you meet me, I'll let you try Wu Zetian's horse training moves!"
After whipping for more than ten whips, Wen Xu felt that it was almost done, so he left the donkey for about ten steps, and then let the household go from his "consciousness".
As soon as I let go of the donkey, I saw the big brown donkey slump to the ground with a bang. After about two or three minutes, I slowly stood up.
Wen Xu raised his foot and immediately saw the recovered donkey pointing his forehead at him again.
"Haha! I think you haven't beaten enough!"
After saying that, he performed what happened just now again to the donkey!
After a few times, the donkey finally had a little IQ, knowing that he was no match for the new owner, and also knowing how he performed without being beaten.
Wen Xu approached the donkey, and the big brown donkey finally became honest. The fact proved that no matter how stubborn the donkey was, it would surrender to the whip. Thinking of this, Wen Xu reached out and grabbed the big donkey's ears and said, "That's right! Pull your grinding well and do your work! Eat the best forage, otherwise, the whip and donkey's meat shredded pipe will be protected."
Seeing that the donkey had a deep understanding of his special policy: if he was disobedient, he would be beaten, and he would still be hung up and be beaten!
Wen Xu felt that it was enough to train like this, so he pulled the donkey out of the space.
Now the big brown donkey was really obedient. Wenxu and his reins followed Wenxu honestly towards the mill. When he arrived at the mill, Wenxu put the plyboard on and hung the hook on the mill.
"drive!"
With just a shout, the big brown donkey immediately began to pull the mill and turned honestly, without any stubbornness.
Wen Xu put wheat in the grinding eyes and said to himself: "Things that cannot be used without being beaten must force me to take heavy actions!"
The white flour was pushed out from the grinding teeth, and then back to the grinding eyes. After a few times of this, I almost saw Mai Pier. Wen Xu grabbed the flour and put it in the palm of his hand. After rubbing it back and forth for a few times, he felt that it would not be almost suitable for his own use. Then he put the flour away and put it in the noodle pocket he had prepared long ago.
Seeing that there was no one around, Wen Xu placed his noodle pocket in his space again.
Wen Xu spent the whole day spending his time in the mill. At first, it was quite interesting, but it became a little boring after a long time. After all, he was doing repetitive labor. After a break, he had to add some wheat to the mill's eyes. Moreover, standing alone in the mill, he could only talk to the donkey. At this time, you don't have to experience how boring it is just thinking about it.
Others don’t know what. Anyway, Wen Xu doesn’t want to do this work anymore. He doesn’t want to do it, but the dough always needs to be ground. So Wen Xu began to think about whether to design an automatic funnel to let it leak grains such as wheat at a certain speed, so that it can not only grind the flour to take advantage of the situation, but also don’t have to keep a hard time staring at it.
If you want to be lazy, you have to use your brain! Wen Xu's little brain then moved on and began to design a funnel for his own grinding. When he was designing it, Wen Xu realized after thinking deeply that he had to consider not only the leakage of grain, but also how the funnel and grinding plate hung in the mill and how the grain leaked from the funnel were collected. You should know that the grinding eyes on the grinding plate are not in the center, the grinding eyes are on one side, and when the grinding is rotated, it also rotates, and when it turns, it is centered on the grinding plate and on a round edge.
When Wen Xu thought about things, he became a little confused. He stood next to the millstone and began to think about his new lazy device. He didn't know that the donkey had stood behind him at this time.
Because Wen Xu was beaten hard, he naturally remembered the grudge in his heart. The big brown donkey had an IQ. Moreover, after standing for a while, he found that Wen Xu was motionless, like a wooden man, and naturally began to have small thoughts.
At the beginning, the donkey didn't have the courage to make a heavy blow. After all, I had only been beaten a few times, and the time for the beaten time has not passed. The donkey's little heart has not yet completely healed. How could the fear of warmth be subsided in a short time?
So, the "smart" big brown donkey stretched out his mouth and gently took a bite on Wen Xu's back!
The head suddenly had no strength, Wen Xu was falling into his mind and could not understand anything at all.
Seeing the hateful person in front of him, the big brown donkey waited for a while and stretched out his mouth again. This time he increased the strength a little, but this time most of the strength was biting on the clothes. Wen Xu only felt a little itchy on his back. He didn't expect that the big donkey behind him was about to "put down" him. Wen Xu, who was thinking, just shook his shoulders back and forth, rubbing itchy.
When the big brown donkey saw it, he didn't respond even after biting it! Isn't this a good time to take revenge? He opened his mouth and rushed directly to Wen Xu's back, and whipped it hard.
"Fuck!"
Wen Xu jumped up directly, and he jumped three feet high, and rushed directly outside the mill. Even when he got outside the mill, he kept jumping while reaching his back. Unfortunately, the bitten part of the back was too damaged. If he couldn't rub it, scratch it, and couldn't scratch it, so Wen Xu jumped straight!
"Woo...woo...woo!"
Chapter completed!