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Chapter 682

An old street in the town is full of food, drink and fun. Wen Xu thought that after the old street, it was time to go to the so-called ice sculpture garden. Who knew that this was not the case at all. After passing the old street, the large-scale empty wheat drying field was three points more lively than the old street. There were actually opera troupes, circuses, and some so-called small rural "modern dance troupes".

"Members, fellow villagers, come in and see a show. It's only five minutes before the opening. You can not only watch the show here, but also order some snacks, even the roast chicken noodles from Lao Liu's family and the famous restaurant of Lao Chen's osmanthus wine. We can all call you for you, and save you the time to queue there..." A young man who was visiting customers at the door saw Wen Xu's strange dress and immediately reached out to stop the two little men Niu Niu and Keke who were rushing in front, and immediately began to promote it with an eloquence.

The young man was not fucking a local accent, but he spoke in authentic Mandarin, and began to show his diligence to the two children using food as a breakthrough.

Wen Xu smiled and said, "Young man, is it effective for you to promote this?"

The young man is also a wonderful person. When he heard Wen Xu's question, he smiled and said, "My fellow villager, do you go in and see if it's effective?"

"You are a fellow villager, and you can still attract customers when you call me?" Wen Xu asked again.

The young man smiled and said nothing. For the young man, this was also a process of touching the character of the guests. Two weeks ago, when the singing and dancing troupe arrived, everyone promoted the so-called modern hot dance to the adults. Who knew that there were not many people who came to see it at all. Finally, they changed to fellow villagers, and then they set their minds on the children and saw the scene immediately. Later, the young man gradually understood that few real fellow villagers were willing to spend thirty or forty yuan to watch a roadside performance. Those who could be willing to spend this money were tourists. They were no longer interested in the boss being called, but they still felt that it was quite novel and had a rural flavor to others.

So after a few days, everyone in the group knew that they targeted these foreign tourists and mainly recruited tourists with the little princes and princesses from the city, and the business gradually improved. So far, almost every venue can be filled, which is not the effect that ordinary "normal" programs can achieve.

The young man now saw Wen Xu's group of people in strange shapes. Each of the adults and children had a tiger-head hat on their heads, and they were full of big and small things on their hands. When he saw that he was like a tourist rather than a real fellow who bought New Year's goods, he stopped Niu Niu and Coco and started to talk.

At this time, Xiao Yao looked up at the young man who was visiting the guests and asked, "Is there any beef soup? The one in the corner of the street is in a long queue?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" the young man nodded immediately and said, "You can wait for at most five minutes when you go in. Their beef soup and crispy sesame cakes will be placed warmly on the table."

After hearing what the young man said, Xiao Yao turned his head and looked at Wen Xu. Xiao Yao proposed the matter of eating beef soup, but the one who started was Niu Niu Keke. The two children had already eaten the snacks in the whole town. Who made the best and who couldn't make it? The two children were clear, but Xiao Yao didn't know which child in Xiao Yao was willing to play with him and talk about this matter. So when Niu Niu Keke said that the beef soup was the best, he wanted to eat a bowl.

But when I went there, I found that there were people at the door. Not to mention looking for a seat on the ground, even the tables outside the house were filled with people. Some people even squatted on the ground with bowls, but they couldn't squeeze in. Then everyone decided to continue strolling and wait for the few people to come again. They said this, but everyone understood that it was a bit unrealistic to expect fewer people on this day.

When Xiao Yao heard that there was, he turned his head to look at Wen Xu. Wen Xu saw that not only Xiao Yao looked greedy, but also Niu Niu and Keke opened their eyes wide and looked at him.

"Is this singing and dancing suitable for children?" Wen Xu had to ask again in order to ensure the insurance. Without waiting for the young man to answer, Wen Xu himself said: "If there is anything out of the question, I will call the police. Believe me, I still know some people here."

I know what the so-called "singing and dancing troupe" in the countryside is like Wen Xu. What if the girls on the stage dance and think it is still a small performance in the countryside, and just pull off their pants, what should I do? If they are all masters, it doesn't matter. If they can't pull them, they won't scare Wen Xu, but it's different now. I'm taking care of the children here.

The young man immediately patted his chest and promised: "How can that be? Brother! We are a regular singing and dancing troupe, there are no messes. Besides, can such a troupe perform here? Didn't you watch it? Are there police everywhere here?"

Wen Xu thought it was true, if there were any unsuitable performances, they would have been banned long ago.

"Okay, the five of us, each of us will bring five bowls of beef soup and a thin cracker," said Wen Xu.

When the young man heard this, he immediately shouted happily into the tent: "Come, fellow villagers, five!"

As the young man shouted, a little girl soon came out of the tent and led the five people in with a smile.

As soon as I entered the tent, I found that this was not a singing and dancing troupe, it was just a food stall. Except for a stage facing the entrance, wherever there was a table and chair, there were folding small tables and chairs in other places. As soon as I entered the tent, I smelled it was not the artistic atmosphere of singing and dancing, either the braised club or the meat buns. The smell in the whole tent was exactly the same as in the canteen, but it smelled better than the canteen.

Wen Xu observed that most of them were two adults and one child, that is, they came in with the children.

"You guys sit here!"

For the first time, Wen Xu was arranged to sit down at a small round table, facing the center of the stage and in the first row.

Not long after sitting firmly, another little girl jumped to Wen Xu and smiled and bowed deeply to Wen Xu and the others: "Sir, what do you want to order?"

"I just said that, five portions of beef soup, five thin crackers, well, add one more portion of beef for each portion," said Wen Xu.

"Okay, sir, let me tell you again. One portion of beef soup is fifteen, five portions of beef, two pieces of thin crispy pieces, and one piece of thirty pieces for the singing and dancing troupe. In addition, your position is the main position, and you also need to add fifty rounds. If you want to change positions, I can also arrange you to the back position. There is no seat fee for those positions. Do you think you need to change it?"

Then Wen Xu realized that he had dug a small hole for himself, but when he thought about whether he had come in to watch the singing and dancing, he still had the fifty dollars aside, so he shook his head and said, "Okay, it's all right here!"

"Hello, please check the amount and pay the bill first." The girl immediately sent a ticket and handed it to Wen Xu.

"Are you still afraid that I will run away?" Wen Xu said with a smile.

The little girl immediately shook her head: "No, we only buy beef soup and other things on behalf of us, we don't make it..."

Seeing that the little girl was still grinding her teeth, Wen Xu immediately raised her hand and said, "Okay, I understand. Just put the soup on it faster!"

"Okay!" After receiving the money, the little girl jumped down happily like a rabbit.

Not to mention, the soup was really fast. Not long after I sat down, Wuwan Soup came with five small pancakes, and the venue was full of people, so the performance officially began.

While drinking soup, watching the performance, Wen Xu was afraid that this small country song and dance troupe was too "meat" and who knew that after watching the show, he realized that it was too vegetarian!

The first song of the newspaper operator was "Du Shulang" after singing "The Snail" and when he came up again, he was a snail. When Wen Xu finished drinking the soup, all the water was full of children's songs.

It’s okay for children’s songs, but what’s the perfect thing about those dancers? They were wearing leather skirts and leather pants, twisting around, and matching with Shulang? Little Ball Niu?

If the girl on the stage had not had her skirt long enough, Wen Xu would have taken out a phone call to report it. Although she was performing a children's program, these actors were full of the unrestrained spirit of a small rural dance troupe.

Just as he was about to say something, Wen Xu heard a couple talking to each other.

The woman said, "What are you singing this!"

"In the countryside, what kind of programs can a small song and dance troupe have? It's probably very good. Do you think it's our big city? You can go to the theater when you watch an opera throttle..." The man pretended to be very stylish. His words revealed a sense of pride as a person in the city, and his contempt for rural people was beyond words.

Wen Xu curled his lips after hearing this and thought to himself: You are not afraid of being struck by lightning when you pretend to be striking!

"Okay, we'll finish eating, let's go." Wen Xu looked at it for a while and found it too boring, so he said to several children.

"Shh!"

Xiao Yao made a ban on Wen Xu and then looked at the stage without turning his eyes.

Now the stage is currently performing a musical drama "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" for only one minute to watch. Wen Xu understood that the people on stage had never rehearsed, and they just acted randomly, not to mention anything else. Just talking about this drama, have you ever seen the prince of Shamatt? At the same time, they were wearing black leather pants, with silver chains hanging on their pants, and snow boots on their feet! What is the difference between this prince and the one sold?

Not to mention Snow White, her hair was covered with forgiveness and the powder on her face was almost falling off. She didn't look like a princess in her whole body, she was just like a plow-shaped one. She twisted and twisted on the stage and wanted to vomit.

With just a stage play, a group of monsters twisted and danced on the stage, but attracted countless children. Not only the three at Wenxu's table, but they turned around and looked at Wenxu and found that most of the children on the table were attracted by the people on the stage.

"The IQs of these 00 or below generations are worrying!" Wen Xu murmured in a low voice.

Patiently, Wen Xu watched the so-called ghost version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" for ten minutes. Then he heard the newspaperman submitting the last program, but what Wen Xu did not expect was that the last program was a nonsense opera "Scarecrow".

Wow! This drama was performed by them, from fairy tales to a comprehensive nonsense drama that combines fantasy, time travel, nonsense and oneness. Wen Xu didn't know how these people practiced the filming. It was even more nonsensical than Stephen Chow's nonsense. Wen Xu saw it and his three views were broken on the ground. What a tin man fell in love with the scarecrow. Then the tin man couldn't be with the scarecrow because he had no heart and finally asked the witch to make a wish and asked for a heart, but the witch was bad, and gave the tin man a heart without love. Then the tin man and the scarecrow girl began to entangle in Korean drama style.

My God! Wen Xu suddenly felt like he wanted to die after watching it. He felt like he had a fake childhood, and he saw a fake scarecrow story. He was so nonsense that he caught up with the crotch of the anti-Japanese drama, and teared the Japanese devils with his hands.

But the children were quite devoted to their attention, as if these nonsense stories were very involved.

"How do you think?" Wen Xu had to turn around and ask Ling Lingchu's little cousin.

But Hang Chen said, "Let's watch the fun!"
Chapter completed!
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