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Chapter 545: Scum meets Xanthium

When Shi Shangzhen saw Wen Xule's back, he could not stand up, so he immediately shouted at Wen Xu, "Come and help me quickly! Don't just have fun."

"It's okay, this is all I can do. When I started playing when I was a child, I don't know how many times I turned it over. Also, my mother saw that they were so good at picking water chestnuts. If you don't believe it, go and ask those sister-in-law and niece-in-law, etc. Who hasn't choked a few sips of water yet? Don't worry, the weather is not cold now. If you are tired of playing later, just go to the car to change your clothes!" Wen Xu said with a smile.

Hang Chen in the water could not have thought that his cousin was waiting for him here. When he heard his cousin say this, he thought it made sense, so he turned over the wooden barrel stuck in the water and dragged it to the shore and said to Wen Xu: "Come again!"

Even though there was still some fun, how could Wen Xu not let her do what she wished? Moreover, there was no danger of life in such a shallow water, so she helped the girl hold the edge of the bucket and let her sit in again.

This time the girl still didn't last for three minutes, and once again came a backward planting onion, and stood in the lake with a piece of mud on her back.

Ha ha ha ha!

Wen Xu wasn't smiling alone now, Shi Shangzhen and Master's mother also covered their stomachs and started laughing.

The ridicule of others actually aroused the girl's fighting spirit and shouted: "Come again!"

Then he dragged the wooden barrel to the shore again!

After almost half an hour of playing, the girl was able to ensure that she could sit firmly. Not only could she sit firmly, but sometimes she could also control the movement of her center of gravity to settle the crisis.

Now Hang Chen was a little excited to play, sitting in the bucket, leaning forward and backward for a while, and then trying to save himself before the water crosses the edge of the bucket.

My teacher is so old that she just enjoys watching it. She never thought of going down to play. When she is old, she knows what she can and can't do, so she doesn't show off. She just stands on the shore and looks at Hang Chen sitting on the bucket and playing around.

But Shi Shangzhen became childish and turned to Wen Xu and asked, "Didn't you bring a bucket here? Come and teach me how to play, but you have to support me, I don't want to fall into the water!"

"No problem!" Wen Xu had already prepared for a long time. When he heard his wife say this, he immediately turned around and came to the side of the car, took off the slightly smaller wooden barrel from the roof, and placed it on the shore.

Shi Shangzhen was ready to try it, but when he saw Wen Xu turn back, he asked strangely: "What are you doing?"

"I'll get another thing, I guarantee you won't fall into the water!" Wen Xu said as he walked towards the car without looking back.

Shi Shangzhen and his mother looked at what Wen Xu had to do, but when they saw Wen Xu pulling out a tire inner vessel from the roof of the car and directly pulling out the air-filling barrel to cheer up there, they couldn't help laughing.

He put an inner tube in full air, and carried Wen Xu to the shore. He first put the inner tube in the water, then put the wooden barrel into the center of the tire, and said to Shi Shangzhen: "Come on now!"

Hang Chen came over from Wen Xu and opened his eyes as big as a cow's eyes. Even if he was stupid, she understood that his cousin was in front of him to entertain himself. Otherwise, why didn't he take out this thing at the beginning? If he sat on this thing, it would be difficult to turn it over. The entire inner tube was the rear wheel inner tube of a large tractor, with a diameter of just one meter, and three strong men probably couldn't hold it down, let alone a woman's mass.

"Brother! I hate you!"

Hang Chen tightly paddled his small wooden barrel over and stretched out the two small wooden oars in his hand, and poured water on Wen Xu. Who knew that he was so excited that he turned over again in a flash. However, this time the girl probably fell too much and fell directly on the water. Although she looked a little ugly, she finally did not plant onions backwards like before.

After getting up, the girl walked towards Wenxu and began to hold her legs in her hands and try to put Wenxu in the water. While making a fuss, she also said, "I'll let you lie to me!"

"What am I lying to you? I'm doing this for your own good. Look at many universities nowadays. After you learn this method, I will give you this big wooden barrel. Once the school starts the sea viewing mode, other students can only swim to class. You have a boat and a boat! This wooden barrel will be equivalent to a luxury yacht at that time!" Wen Xu smiled and persuaded the girl hanging on her back.

Shi Shangzhen and his mother had been watching the excitement happily on the shore. When they heard Wen Xu's serious nonsense, they were even more happy.

In the end, Wen Xu was so entangled by the girl that she had no choice but to sit in the water and stood up with mud. This was similar to the girl, and the girl slid down Wen Xu's back.

"I'm so old, I don't know how ashamed!" Wen Xu complained to Hang Chen while washing the mud on his body.

Hang Chen directly called Wen Xu: "You have the face to say, "Where are you like your brother, and you always enjoy cheating on my sister as good as me!"

"You have to touch your conscience. How did I treat you like you?" Wen Xu squatted in the water and began to shake his arms, trying to wash off all the mud stains on his clothes, but he didn't forget to argue with the girl.

Shi Shang was a little unable to listen and said directly: "Okay, okay, you are like two hedgehogs, and you will thorn when you meet each other. Wen Xu quickly help me up, and I will pick a few handfuls of water chestnuts too!"

"Okay!" Wen Xu immediately closed his mouth and ran to the shore quickly. He helped his wife into the bucket with wet clothes, and then gave her two wooden spoon-shaped paddles and asked her to row.

The master Shangzhen did this job as much as Hang Chen. He took a long three minutes to beat him and started to turn around on the spot without leaving the shore.

"You are also quite weird!" Wen Xu hugged his arms for a while and didn't know how to describe his wife. At this time, Wen Xu realized that Shi Shang's arms were really inconsistent. Usually, his right hand was exerting force a little faster and his left hand was a little slower, so he could only spin in place.

The pillars standing on the shore seemed to be a little helpless, and the hostess was spinning around in place. She stood on the shore and pushed her head with her head and then saw Shi Shangzhen's bucket slid into the water.

"Dongliang, come and help!" Shi Shangzhen was immediately happy when he saw it.

Hearing Shi Shangzhen called his pillar and immediately jumped out of the water, pressed his head behind Shi Shangzhen's small bucket, and began to perform dog padding, acting as a dog-powered propeller for the hostess.

Tongliang is tall enough and is a good player in swimming. Although dog padding has always been criticized, Tongliang does a good job. It can be said that wherever Shi Shangzhen refers to, Tongliang can almost push her to. In this way, Shi Shangzhen took about two or three kilograms of red water chestnuts in half an hour, and he specially picked up the kind of particularly red picks, and he would not pick more.

Now Hang Chen was a little stupid. He sat in the bucket and looked at Dongliang with his eyes wide open, then shouted: "Dongliang, come here and push me!"

Dongliang was also an honest dog. He heard Hang Chen's scream and immediately swam over again. He stretched out his head to push Hang Chen's bucket. Hang Chen could hold it to the side of Hang Chen like this. There was no circle of internal tubes filled with air around the bucket. So Dongliang exerted force and Hang Chen immediately fell into the water perfectly again.

This time the planting place was a little deeper. When I got up, my head was exposed, and the water was deeper than my shoulders.

"Stupid!" Hang Chen said, then dragged his bucket back to the shore.

When he sat in the bucket again, Hang Chen called Dongliang again, and Dongliang didn't even want to pay attention to her.

Wen Xu looked at his wife as if there was no danger, and there was nothing on Hang Chen. He could swim and the pillars were returning to the water. He was also nearby, so he turned around to set up the barbecue stall.

After setting up a stall, Wen Xu began to take out the fish rod and prepare to catch some small fish and make real grilled fish. The so-called grilled fish in the city restaurants are fried from oil nests. Few stores actually roasted on carbon fire. There is only one reason, that is, roasting on carbon fire is slow, not as fast as frying. Of course, in terms of health, it has to be roasted. Originally, the fish was low-fat, and then fried in oil, and immediately joined the ranks of junk food.

Fishing is naturally far away. You can’t play in the water and fish on your own. Are there any fish to catch? So, Wenxu is about one hundred meters away, so she just sat down to make a window, set up bait, and started fishing.

Wenxu is just a good example of fishing here. In the end, he has to use fish in his own space. Fishing in the wild is actually just for the tricks he came up with rest.

Just like that, Wenxu spent nearly an hour and "fishing" three two or three pounds of carp and green fish, and then set up a rack to start scattering and removing tendons. Then he cut it up from his stomach and spread it into two connected pieces and clamped it on two pieces of iron mesh. Then Wenxu started grilling the fish slowly over low heat, brushing the oil up while baking, and some homemade baking ingredients.

The fish was almost grilled. Wen Xu started grilling the meat skewers brought from home. Finally, he grilled vegetarian dishes, a large tray full of vegetables, including vegetables and meat, plus three spicy grilled fish. Today's meal was a hearty meal.

Just as the four of them surrounded the plastic table and were about to have dinner, an uninvited guest emerged.

"Scum, why are you here?"

Hang Chen saw the scum, but he didn't reach out to touch it, because there were a lot of Xanthium in his body. Friends who were stuck by this thing when they were young should have experience it. Those friends who took it and put it in the pencil case and waited for class to put Qiaoqiao in the female classmate's hair to repent.

Anyway, as long as you have played this game, you will know how difficult this thing is to stick to human hair. The most difficult thing is not human hair, but dog hair, just like the scum now.

But this guy hasn't felt it yet, and I don't know where he got crazy for a while, and then came over while smelling the fragrance and preparing to have a meal.

"Is this all over my body called Cang Er?" Shi Shangzhen asked curiously. When he saw Wen Xu giving him a thumbs up, he understood that he had guessed correctly.

"How many have you done this body? Where have you been drilled?" Hang Chen looked at Cang'er on the scum with disgust, feeling that his intensive phobia was about to be violated.

"How do I know? Ask it!" Wen Xu said.

The scum is probably hungry now and doesn't mind the Clossus all over his body. He keeps looking at Hang Chen and shaking his tail, because of the four people in this circle, Hang Chen has the best relationship with him.

Hang Chen took off the fish head and tail on his side and threw it on the ground. The scum immediately lay down and tilted his head and started gnawing.

"Brother, you get rid of it. It's so disgusting to hang this thing on my body. My goose bumps are almost rising." Hang Chen said, and scratching his back.

Wen Xu said: "What can I do? If it likes it, just let it hang it. It's not that it has been hanged. It has been hanged once before, but it hasn't been so much this time. Is it going into the pile of Xanthium?"

"You want to!"

"Apart from hair cut!" Wen Xu said.

"Then you cut it, it looks so ugly!" Hang Chen said disgusted.

Wen Xu asked back, "Do you think it will be honest with you?"

“What should I do?

"Hang it! Anyway, he runs around all day, and what goes in the wind and rain will fall off one day, or it will rot on his body." Wen Xu said with a smile. Anyway, he only sees this guy every day, and Wen Xu feels that he will be over after he endures.
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