Chapter 187 Dress Up
Teacher Ma and Wen Xu's laughter quickly attracted the attention of Zhao Guangsong's family. In less than two minutes, almost everyone who was having breakfast was interested in watching the fun came out, and they gathered around a large group of people to watch the bowls. From time to time, some good people added some fuel to Mr. Chi.
Khan looked up at the crowd, not afraid. When he saw Mr. Chi continue to throw things on the ground, he still walked over and stretched out his claws to point at the ground: "Squeak! Squeak!"
Mr. Chi is now clever. He took out two chestnuts and held them in his palms, picked up the chestnuts on the ground and handed them to Khan. Then he waited for Khan to reach out and put one on each time he reached out.
With the cooperation of one person and one monkey, the speed of progress has been greatly improved.
With the "mouth-shaped pocket" of scum, Khan now doesn't put the chestnuts under his butt after collecting them. He doesn't even look at them and stuffs them into the mouth of scum behind him. He doesn't notice at all that two or three of the chestnuts that are full of the mouth of scum often fall to the ground and rolls to the side.
At this time, the smart monkey immediately took advantage of Khan's inattention and stood up sneakily to the crowd. When he saw the chestnut in the mouth of the scum fell, he immediately reached out and grabbed one. He didn't dare to stop and ran to the tree when he grabbed it.
Just like that, the chestnut in the scum's mouth can almost be said to maintain a simple hourglass balance. The amount of leakage depends entirely on the moment you open your mouth and the speed when you close your mouth!
Just one step in, two or three drops, Khan didn't notice it. At this time, Khan was looking at the "bad old man" who had been constantly learning and unchanged! He didn't notice at all that his poor younger brothers were now taking advantage of his law enforcement to dig out his own corners.
"Uncle! If the monkey wants you, give it to me! What if you don't?" Someone in the crowd made fun of Mr. Chi and asked loudly.
"This is the Monkey King!" said Mr. Chi.
When I heard about the Monkey King, the mute spoke.
Because everyone knows the difficulty of the Monkey King. Ordinary monkeys are as bold as humans, but there are only one kind of Monkey King, strong and fierce. If one of them is missing from one of them, it is impossible to become the Monkey King. Moreover, most of the Monkey King’s personalities are domineering. It would be no good for a group of monkeys to provoke a monkey king. Don’t underestimate monkeys, this thing holds more revenge than most people.
"If you don't give it, this monkey will throw shit on you! Do you like to be thrown by monkeys, or give it some food, and pick up the garbage you thrown at you?" Guangli's wife Zheng Qingqing said at this time: "I forgot to remind you that if you have good luck, monkeys will have diarrhea, then you will have some good looks."
Taking advantage of this, Wen Xu smiled and reminded everyone, "In the future, you can't throw things around, spit anywhere in the village, and you can find a corner and urinate wildly. You must eliminate all the above uncivilized phenomena. Otherwise, Mr. Chi will be your role model today. Of course, if you really don't care, you want to be so unhygienic. Then please prepare to feed the monkeys like the old man."
Everyone had no deep understanding of this at this time and had never enjoyed Zheng Qingqing's suffering, so they naturally would not take this matter seriously. They all thought it was quite fun.
When he arrived at the gate of the yard, Khan was no longer interested in entering. He turned to the forest with a bulging scum, and did not climb a tree. A monkey and a dog brother just started eating chestnuts under the tree.
No matter how hard the chestnut shell was, it was no match for Monkey Teeth. Khan bit it open and opened the shell easily. Khan skillfully used his fingers to tuck out the chestnut fruit inside and put it in his mouth and chewed it.
Although scum is just full and chestnut is really not in line with its taste, as a foodie, as long as someone touches his mouth! The first thing it wants to do is to stare at the person who eats with sincerity, and use the "innocence" gaze in his eyes to make those who eat and do not give them food feel the condemnation of their own conscience!
When Khan was waiting for the second one to throw it into his mouth, the scum was unhappy. The literary one was not good at changing martial arts. He immediately spit out all the chestnuts in his mouth and put his mouth on Khan's face, licking Khan's mouth while screaming.
Khan couldn't stand the scum, so he pushed the scum with his hands desperately to avoid the scum's saliva, then quickly bit off a chestnut, took out the fruit and threw it into the scum's mouth.
Raw chestnuts! Just this thing, scum can even eat it with relish! Wen Xu feels that Erha has no bottom line for what he eats!
Khan also knew that his dog brother's virtue was comparable to his own, so he would give the scum a chestnut from time to time. Of course, as a "worker" who peeled the shell, Khan naturally ate more. On average, two khans can only be considered one. Fortunately, as long as the scum has food, he doesn't care much about this thing. Of course, it is more likely that the scum's IQ cannot keep up with the monkey khan.
Wen Xu and everyone were interested in watching monkeys eat chestnuts, so they should honestly follow Mr. Chi to attract squirrels like a child. So everyone followed Mr. Chi and entered the yard one after another.
With a bag of chestnuts, Mr. Chi led a few little squirrels to his own courtyard and next to the small wooden house that had been prepared.
"Old man, you are hiding so deeply. You have prepared all the small houses so early in the morning." Wen Xu immediately opened his mouth and asked when he saw the squirrel nest.
Mr. Chi smiled and said, "I bought it online, I just arrived in the morning!"
As soon as he said this, Wen Xu guessed that the old man had already planned the squirrel at home, and had long thought about getting his own little squirrel to the new yard.
At this moment, the little squirrel cooed from the tree. When everyone looked up, they immediately saw the round hole of the small house guarded by a red squirrel. They said that they would not let other brothers and sisters enter, and they just kept the entrance of the small house with their teeth and claws. This little red squirrel was the first child of the Demon King and the Red Devil. The one with the largest body, the younger brother and sister were no match at all, so they could only stand at the door and look around.
"Old man, you can, this little squirrel is considered a nest!" Da Leizi hugged a bowl almost as big as his little head and said happily to Mr. Chi.
"Okay, okay!" The old man was naturally very happy to see that his goal had been achieved.
At this time, Da Leizi opened his mouth and asked, "Mom, we have a squirrel too."
Dalei's mother immediately swears: "What kind of squirrels are you? I almost can't even raise you! Let's go home after watching the trouble!"
With his mother's shout, Da Leizi let out a sigh of anger, then followed his mother with a bowl, walked two steps and looked back at the little squirrel fighting on the tree, and went home with a reluctant look.
Da Leizi's appearance made many adults laugh. Everyone was not very interested in squirrels. Although there were many birds on the trees, how many of them had time to enjoy the dullness.
The monkeys were at peace, the squirrels occupied the new nest, and the people in the yard gradually began to disperse.
While everyone was walking back one after another, Wen Shigui and his brother Wen Shijie stood at the door together.
"Oh, Uncle Shigui, are you going to go on a blind date?"
I don’t know who came, and a burst of laughter suddenly broke out in the crowd.
Wen Xu saw the two people at the door and didn't react at all. He was stunned for a while before he said with a laugh and cry: "Second brother, fourth brother, what are you two going to do? Why are you dressing up like this?"
The two men were wearing suits early in the morning. It would be okay if they were formal suits, but they were wearing them like big horse monkeys. The guy was wearing a suit of the era. The two buttons could be tucked half from left to right to button it. Moreover, the color was different. The gray bottom was covered with the white thin strips. Not only were the clothes and even the pants matched, especially the leather shoes on their feet. That guy was pointed than Wen Xu's pointed toe of women's high heels. The two dressed like this didn't look like they were wearing formal suits, and they were simply actors who were about to perform comics in the circus.
"Didn't you say you're going to Mingzhu in the afternoon? We'll discuss dressing up, so don't look embarrassed when people see that we don't even have formal clothes!"' Wen Shijie didn't know how fashionable he felt, and he didn't have any shame at all. He pulled the corner of his suit and looked proud.
"Second brother, who did you choose your outfit? Let me tell you the truth. Let's change into your usual clothes. We are not going to the Great Hall of the People for a meeting. Why both of you go out with this outfit? Really, you have more face than going out like this when you are naked!" Wen Xu said with a smile.
Wen Shigui looked surprised: "No, the fourth brother said that these two suits were just bought by his son. The two pieces cost more than 3,000 yuan in total, and it was said that they were very popular in the city!"
"Sexu, don't talk nonsense. I saw someone wearing it on TV. This thing is really popular." Wen Shijie defended himself again.
When Wen Xu heard that it was bought by the fourth brother's son, he smiled and stopped talking.
Wen Xu believes that such clothing may not look anything on TV. Some people may think it is really fashionable, but when you wear it in the real world, if you think of a higher-end Western restaurant for dinner, people will let you in because it is really unsovereign.
When Wen Shigui saw Wen Xu's expression, he seemed to understand in his heart. He reached out and grabbed Wen Shijie and said, "Second, did San'er buy this for him or to respect you?"
Wen Shijie said with a look of course: "What's wrong?"
"Of course some are bad. He is more than 10 or 20 kids, and most of us are buried in the soil. Can we wear the same clothes!"
Wen Shigui was awkward to wear it at first, but he couldn't say anything, because for him, the so-called stars on TV were all wearing "scrambled" clothes. He thought that the big city was more formal and it was so messy. I have to say that the old village director had been moving around this acre of three-point land for a long time, and not to mention other aesthetics alone, it had a lot of decline.
"Then you have no clothes when you go to Mingzhu! You have to wear it formally when you find someone to do business," said Wen Shigui.
"It's fine, it's best to be clean and clean. It's too important to pay. Besides, we don't pay. Speaking of which, we are still customers. What's the point of choosing when we are clean and tidy?" Wen Xu said.
"Then go back and change it quickly!" Wen Shigui looked at everyone's eyes, his face turned red, and he immediately plucked his legs and walked back.
"Hahahaha!" Some of the people around finally couldn't help laughing, which made a group of people laugh.
After Wen Shigui and Wen Shijie left like this, the people who stopped to watch left. Now only the old couple and Wen Xu were left in the small courtyard of Mr. Chi’s house.
Mr. Chi said, "Wenxu, do you want to look at my small vegetable garden? I have planted a row of green vegetables and a row of garlic...!"
Wen Xu saw the old man saying so happily, so he nodded and said, "Okay, then go and have a look!"
So I walked to the backyard with the old man. Although it was only one night away, Wen Xu had to say that the old man was so energetic that he planted all the vegetables in the morning.
Since he was here, Wen Xu held the empty bowl in his hand and squatted on the ground and listened to the old man talking for a while, then returned to his own courtyard.
Chapter completed!