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Chapter 35 Punish you for memorizing the text

Wang Anran looked at these young men and could feel their shock. When they were almost shocked, he looked solemn and said, "The precious purple gold bowl is the only magic weapon in the world. It is that..." At this point, he deliberately stopped.

The young men kneeling in the hall were all impatients and quick-talking people. Can they squeeze to the front without impatientness? Can they recite Amitabha so quickly if they don’t speak quickly? Hearing Wang Anran’s words suddenly there was a pause. They almost didn’t need training. They even caught Wang Anran’s words in unison and shouted: “Treasure!”

Wang Anran's solemn expression was even heavier. He picked up the wooden hammer that knocked on the wooden fish on the table, and pointed it at the young man who was shouting the loudest in front, and gave him a sudden blow to the head!

He shouted, "Wrong! This purple gold bowl is just a magic weapon that carries treasures. The real treasure is lavender essential oil!"

The young man who was hit on the head rushed to the ground and knocked heavily on the stone slab. Another bang sounded. When he raised his head dizzyly, he heard another young man say, "Lavender essential oil? What kind of treasure is this?" He thought right, what kind of treasure is this? Why haven't you heard of it before? He opened his mouth and wanted to ask, it seems that he was not beaten.

Wang Anran raised the wooden hammer again, acted and wanted to shout, "Stop the sound of the sound and do not desecrate the treasure. Let me tell you the origin of this treasure!"

The young men immediately stopped talking. First, they wanted to hear what kind of treasure this lavender essential oil was, and second, they were afraid that the fake monk Wang Anran would knock their heads with a stick. His head was not a wooden fish, so it would hurt if he was knocked!

After everyone calmed down, Wang Anran said: "It is said that there is a beautiful fairy in the heavenly court with blue and purple hair..."

The young men said, it turned out that this lavender essential oil comes from the Heavenly Court, probably the Heavenly Court in the west, which is the Pure Land. However, the fairy with blue and purple hair is a bit strange. Do people have blue and purple hair? That's not much like the Hu people, and Hu people don't have hair of this color. Maybe the fairy is just different!

Wang Anran said again: "This fairy lives in a sea of ​​white flowers. She is extremely beautiful, which has attracted countless male immortals to her and expressed her affection to her and wanted to marry her."

When he first told stories, the people in the hall became quiet. Shen Dayao and others in Chengguan Village smelled the fragrance more, but their mood was not as impatient as they were at the beginning. Instead, they began to calm down slowly and could really start to concentrate on listening to Wang Anran. The young men also began to concentrate on their fairies. They loved to listen to the stories of fairies, which were related to treasures and sons, so they had to listen even more!

A young man murmured: "This is a beautiful lady, a gentleman is a good match. I didn't expect that the immortals in the sky are like mortals in the world." He should have read books when he was obedient.

Wang Anran continued: "But this fairy doesn't know who really likes her, so one day she dressed up as a male immortal who was studying, went to the largest academy in the Heavenly Court to learn how to be a good god, and by the way she met many handsome male immortals..."

A young man said in confusion: "Don't have to be so troublesome, just find a matchmaker!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped more than a dozen times on his head. Those who were kneeling near him reached out to slap him, and only beat him to the head and rob him. Don’t scold him in a low voice. If you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense. You can’t despise the fairy.

Wang Anran continued: "In the academy, this fairy met a handsome and elegant male fairy. They were called brothers, studied and played together, and were inseparable all day long. The fairy thought, if one day, if I recovered my daughter, would he marry me?"

After asking this sentence, the young men answered in unison: "Yes!"

Wang Anran nodded and said, "It's a pity that you have no chance!"

When the young men lowered their heads in shame, he cleared his throat and said, "The fairy left the academy and returned to her white sea of ​​flowers. The male fairy missed her and drove the colorful auspicious clouds to the sea of ​​flowers and saw the fairy with blue and purple hair. The male fairy shouted, "You, are you my fairy brother? How could you be the body of a daughter? Are you really my fairy brother?"

The young men shouted in unison again: "Yes, of course, yes, hurry up and find a matchmaker!"

"I'm not going to find a matchmaker in heaven!" Wang Anran said again, "The fairy replied, 'No, Fairy Brother, I used to be your fairy brother, but now I'm a fairy girl!" After saying this, flowers scattered in the sea of ​​flowers, the white little flowers turned blue and purple, and the fairy and the male fairy turned into a pair of winged birds, flying in the sea of ​​flowers, then turning into branches, growing together, and then becoming an immortal, wearing big red clothes, singing and dancing in the sea of ​​flowers. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court also gave them blessings, saying to them, be happy, must be happy, and gave them a gift of marriage, which was a bottle of lavender essential oil. The two gods lived happily together from then on, singing and dancing every day."

After hearing this, someone in the hall murmured: "You must be happy, you must be happy!"

Some people said, "Do you just sing and dance?"

Wang Anran recited: "There is a poem to prove it. There is a sea of ​​flowers in the sky, and the flowers are in the vain. The pavilions are exquisite and the five clouds are rising, and there are fairies among them. I wish to be a bird with wings in the sky, and I wish to be a branch on the ground. The sky is eternal and the earth is over, and this love is endless."

Looking at the obsessed expressions of the young men, Wang Anran knew that it was done, the advertisement was launched, and it was a sure thing. Lavender essential oil and this wonderful story must be accepted by the women's community of the Great Zhou Dynasty!

Suddenly, someone shouted, "But this doesn't mean giving birth to a son! How can you give birth to a son? You can't just sing and dance!"

He was not romantic at all when he called out, he was not someone else, but Shen Dayao. He was a decades old. He didn't care about love or love at all, just whether he could have a son.

Wang Anran glanced at him and thought to himself: "Good question, he is indeed a good partner."

He took out a piece of paper from his arms, which he had prepared long ago. He waved the paper and said, "Master Xuanzang got the bottle of lavender essential oil given to the immortals by the Jade Emperor in the West, and found that there was a piece of paper with the essential oil. The paper said that if anyone could tell the wonders of this essential oil and told a hundred people who didn't know the essential oil, they could get the blessings of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and could bless who gave birth to a son. This blessing was originally for the immortals, but after the essential oil was consecrated, it absorbed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, so mortals could also get this blessing!"

Speaking of the key points, everyone in the hall was concentrated and concentrated on the piece of paper in Wang Anran's hand.

I heard Wang Anran say, "The essential oil of the heavenly court has the following wonders. One can nourish the skin and make women as beautiful as a fairy. Two can calm the mind and help sleep, make scholars talented, three can remove acne and scars, relieve worries for young girls, four can prevent insects and mosquitoes, so that people no longer suffer from bites, five can cure burns, scalds, knifes, sunburns and other injuries, making martial arts lively. These are the five major effects, which are extremely magical."

If it were modern, Wang Anran had said so much that he would have to be coaxed by the audience. Who would have heard him say this in a verbose way? I'll send a trial package gift as soon as possible. Everyone is very busy!

But in ancient times, no one had ever used this marketing method, and the people in the hall were blinded. I really thought that to get the blessing of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, I had to memorize the effects of lavender essential oil. They were all caring the words just now, just like a primary school student being punished to memorize the text, fearing that he would memorize the wrong one.

Wang Anran reminded: "You must tell this passage to a hundred people who don't know lavender essential oil. If one of those hundred people knows lavender essential oil, it would be vain to tell it, and you will not be blessed."

Everyone in the hall found it a bit difficult, but the difficulty is not too great, it should be possible to complete.

Wang Anran said again: "After you tell others, you can have a son, and you will definitely have a son. After giving birth to a son, you will go to the Golden Light Temple to fulfill your vows and offer offerings to the Bodhisattva. If you haven't told others, or the number of people you told is enough, but there are people who originally knew essential oils, then you will not receive blessings. If you have given birth to a daughter, you will not need to fulfill your vows or offer offerings, and there will be no loss of money. Look, gods are very reasonable. If you don't get blessings, gods don't want your things."

Everyone in the hall nodded and expressed their support. The gods are indeed very reasonable and will not let mortals suffer losses.

Wang Anran picked up the purple gold bowl and saw that the essential oil inside was about to evaporate. He said, "Now you all breathe loudly and absorb the spiritual energy of the essential oil."

The young men rushed up and inhale hard at the bowl. After sucking, everyone showed an intoxication on their faces, as if they saw a fairy.

Wang Anran asked the four major kings to clear the scene and invited all the young men out so that a group of people could come in.

At this moment, Wang Anran felt someone pulling his sleeve. When he looked back, he found that it was Zhishan. Zhishan pulled Wang Anran and turned to the corner.

Zhishan said: "Senior brother, this is not possible. What if they do what you said and have given birth to a daughter? Then no one will come to fulfill their wishes, and the temple cannot be revitalized again. You don't care about their money for indulgence and oil today!"

Wang Anran whispered: "This is impossible. Having a boy or a girl each takes half of the chance, so half of the people will come back to fulfill their wishes. And even if they have a daughter, they will think that they have not completed the task, so they cannot get blessings and they have nothing to lose. Just because they have not given money for sesame oil, they will definitely not come to trouble you and say you are lying to others!"

With a merciful voice, his face filled with sudden enlightenment. So that's it! As long as the pilgrims believe the words of their senior brother, half of them will definitely come to fulfill their wishes. This is a sure profit and no loss, and there is no mistake!

Wang Anran thought to himself: "In a few days, as long as I say I have made a mortal essential oil similar to the Heavenly Court essential oil, except for not being able to seek a child, the sales will be in short supply even if it opens up."

Before the second batch of pilgrims came in, suddenly, someone outside shouted: "Fake it, this is a scam, it is against the law of nature. The villagers must not be fooled!"

Wang Anran was stunned, yell, someone came to smash the situation!
Chapter completed!
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