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Host: Hello everyone, welcome to the program "Online Literature Talk" hosted by "No one watches TV station". I am the host for lunch (this is a photography boss on B station, my idol), and I have met you again.

(Applause is everywhere)

Today I invite you to Babao, the famous writer, right and wrong. Please invite me...

(There are boos everywhere)

Babao (smile): Thank you, thank you for your warm welcome, thank you... The audience who threw watermelon peel, I know you want to eat me, but please don’t use it, okay?

Babao shook hands with the host and took his seat.

Host: Hello Babao, as we all know, it took you more than seven years to create the book "Future Girlfriend". With such a long creative process, there must be many particularly happy things, or touching things, right?

Babao: Yes, of course.

Host: Can you tell us?

Babao: Of course, I can say I am happy... I am the happiest when I issue the manuscript fee!

Host (whooped laugh): Uh, haha, Babao is still a frank person... What about the things that are happy or the things that are touching?

Babao (thinking): Of course there are some things that are touching, that is, when I first issued the manuscript fee, I was particularly moved... Finally, I had the money to buy figures and small yellow books...

The host quickly interrupted: That, besides the royalties, there are other things that touched you, right? (Did you not order anything other than the royalties?)

Babao did not hesitate: No... only money can touch me!

The host almost fainted and whispered to Babao: You have to say something touched, so that it seems so high-end... You have to write something out, otherwise the show is not exciting.

Babao suddenly realized: Oh, that's it, of course there is.

What moved me the most was that I came back for so long, and there were still hardcore book friends waiting for me. Those book friends were really too loyal.

Some people who saw college from junior high school are still waiting to read my books...

Some have been from college to graduation, getting married, and are still waiting to read my books...

Some people are blind from the body and physical strength, and are still waiting to read my book...

Some were still waiting for my book before they died of serious illness.

Some book friends even died, and even asked their son to dream of their future girlfriends to update them as soon as possible.

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The host wiped his sweat (How could this bastard be so irritable?) Let’s continue to talk about the previous topic. During the creation process, you have cut off the update several times. The longest time lasted for nearly two years... After breaking up for so long, it must be because of some difficulties in writing, right?

Babao (swaying around): Yes, I encountered a very big difficulty...

The host is interested: What is that difficult?

Babao (smelled with a heartache): I can’t get up to gold! I am a great god and I’m going to encounter a divine pit!

Host: Wait, what did you say? Go to gold? What gold?

Babao is natural: Is it necessary to say? King of Pesticides... Hey, if you ask this, why don’t you not play King of Pesticides?

The host sweats: I really don’t play, so... Are you going to stop playing games?

Babao's old man looked arrogant and said: Who is the director? Change me to a host. Those who don't play King of Pesticides are not qualified to communicate with me!

Director: Change it, just record it, if you don’t record it, get out of here!

Babao: Cough cough... Then I will be reluctant to let it go. Please continue to ask...

The host's forehead was full of dark lines: The difficulty I just mentioned refers to the game...what is right, it is the difficulty in creation. (You bastard, I was led by you.)

Babao: Creative difficulties...mainly there are two aspects.

First, it is due to personal ability. The individual’s writing skills are insufficient, and it’s okay in the early stage. In the later stage, as more characters and larger scenes become, it’s a bit uncontrollable.

Second, it is in terms of family and work. Over the years, I have experienced repeated changes, unemployment, failed to start a business, my mother was seriously ill and passed away, and my son was only one year old and hungry for feeding. My job is also a very long time. Not only does it have no rest days, but it is eight in the morning and seven in the morning, and there is too little time to write...

The host breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself: I finally said something.

Babao: I worked for one day during the day, and I didn’t even have enough time to play when I got home, so I didn’t have time to write. If I hadn’t been so busy, I would have been playing gold...

The host wiped his sweat.

The director in the audience waved his hand to the side: I won’t play this episode.

Host: Let’s continue with the next question... It can be seen that you have been having a lot of trouble in recent years, but as you can see, you still persevere. Then I would like to ask, what made you persevere?

Babao: Then the story is long... I accidentally returned to my book review area that day, and I found that I had been out of business for so long, and there were book friends waiting for me to feel more at the time. I was...

Host: You must have been very moved at that time, were you?

Babao: No, I thought that since someone saw it, I would make money. If I make money, I would have money to buy heroes and skins... I would continue to update.

The host gasped heavily, and he suppressed his anger: No matter what, the book is over. So if you ask your own book to review it, how many points do you think your book "Future Girlfriend" can get?

Bat Treasures (without hesitation): 100 points, absolute full score of 100 points.

The host whispered reminder: Can you be more modest?

Babao thought about it: Then you will score 99 points, I will deduct one point for myself, be afraid that I will be proud.

The host was almost fainted from anger and kept making gestures: sixty, sixty, sixty.

Babao thought about it: 666? Oh, yes, I think I am quite 6 too.

The host couldn't help but shouted: Sixty, I mean sixty!

Babao Yilu: Sixty? My book is only sixty? Haha, how is it possible.

I tell you, you are an insult to me... I am a big name. If you do this, I won't record it anymore...

The host was also angry and slapped the table and stood up: If you don’t record, you won’t record. I’m afraid of you! I tell you, I’ve been tolerant of you for a long time...

Babao: Hey, boy, you actually dare to slap the table with me? Believe it or not, I will write you as a villain, and make you die eight times a day?

Director: Stop me, record me well, no matter who is not serious, get out of here!

[After a slander, the host and Babao were both honest, and the two reluctantly sat back to their original positions]

Host (who is angry and starts to get bad): Next question, Babao, may I ask you that your grades are so poor in this book... How are you so embarrassed to give yourself such a high score of 60?

Babao (with a black face):...

This score is given from two aspects.

1. From the perspective of the book, it is indeed very bad. Not only is it updated slowly, the writing style is not good, but it also has many failed settings and plots. But no matter what, in the final analysis, he finished the book and told a complete story.

2. Personally, this book has exceeded my estimate before writing it.

Actually, before I wrote it, my expectation for this book was to be able to sign a contract. I never thought that this book could be written to 2,000 chapters and ended, and I didn’t expect that it could be written so well and gained so many fans... I admire myself.

So I thought about it comprehensively and gave myself 100 points...well, it was a passing score of 60.

The host (thinking: this is still a human word), continue to do something bad: Then can you helplessly, try hard, pick on the trick, and pick the bones in the egg... I will pick out one of your books, two advantages.

Babao:... (Is the advantages that difficult to choose?)

The biggest advantage...it should be the character setting? No matter what the story is, at least writing a character like "Xu Xiaomeng" can make readers remember it.

The host was relieved, and it was still normal: Then, if it were you, which character do you like the most?

Babao: Lin Ruoyi.

Host: What is the reason? Is it because she is the first heroine to appear besides Xiao Meng?

Babao: No, it’s because she has big breasts!

Host (this guy is starting to be inappropriate again): After talking about his advantages, let’s talk about his disadvantages. Do you think there are any shortcomings in your book?

Babao: No, how could my book have shortcomings... (I was just talking halfway, and when I saw the director in the audience lifting the stool, Babao quickly changed his words) Cough cough, yes, if I could say the disadvantages, there would still be one or two...

Host: What’s the specific? Or let’s talk about it. If you are given a chance to rewrite this book, what aspects do you think must be corrected?

Babao: First, update, update speed must be accelerated.

Second, let’s set the character.

I attach too much importance to the character's character, but ignore the character's functions, which leads to some female characters being very interesting in the early stage, but have no chance to appear in the later stage, and become a vase. Just like Lin Ruoyi and Mi Beibei.

Third, improve writing skills.

There are many scenes in my mind. I think very well, but I can't write that feeling at all. There are many plots that I personally think are very pleasant. The plot is flipped, but it is not like that when I write it. Some readers even think I am in a plot... This is simply an insult to me. Am I like that kind of person?

The host nodded expressionlessly.

eight treasures:……

Just as Babao was about to cause trouble, the host rushed to say: After talking about this book, let’s talk about this book. Are you sure about your next book? Do you have any ideas now?

Babao (when I mentioned the new book, I looked excited): Of course I have an idea, but I can't say it yet, but I can guarantee that my next book is super good, super cool, and super awesome... Although I haven't decided to write anything yet, it doesn't matter. You just need to read it!

As I expected, I will specify the fire in this book.

It will be ranked No. 1 in the year in 2018, launching physical books.

In 2019, I won the Nobel Prize, Golden Rooster Award, Hundred Flower Award, Lanxiang Award...what? That's not a prize? This...this doesn't matter! As long as you know you will win the prize!
To be continued...