Li braised, stewed, hui, four tones, and stewed noodles.

Stew is a completely rustic cooking word, which will inevitably remind people of some kind of pasta. The father who uses this word to give his child this name must be an idiot. He didn’t expect that this would bring a child a stewed noodles-like childhood!

This inference is completely correct. Li Hui's father is really an idiot, but a generous idiot. He gives half of his royalties as living expenses every month, which is more than a thousand yuan!

It is not the most terrible thing to earn only more than 2,000 yuan a month. After all, my father is working hard to create, so he should not blame a hard-working person. What is really scary is the novel written by his father. For example, he is now writing a novel called "Taking Loli to Fight Japan". Note that not only the poison points, there are more dangerous ideas hidden in it, not the imagination of "anti-Japanese", but the anti-Japanese!

He didn't know what shame means if he tried to use the wrong direction, and that woman named Loli is innocent!

I really don’t know how such a person is assured to be someone else’s father.

Fortunately, my mother is much stronger than my father. When she was young, she liked bags very much. Later, she found that my father couldn't afford it, so she had to buy fake bags. After buying too many, she started selling it. Unconsciously, she became the leader of the big sister in the underground fake bag industry in this city. She was even more mysterious than the big boss when she started a career. Li Hui felt that her mother's experience could be made into a movie "The King of Deadly Bags"!

However, the mother claimed to be a housewife and never even told Li Hui about her real career. All of this was discovered by Li Hui by chance. Of course, he did not expose it. Just make money silently. Don’t have any moral pressure. Your son is a pragmatic person. It is enough to have money. And creating economic value for the motherland by imitating capitalist luxury goods is a just means of making money!

Unfortunately, my mother’s brain is actually not much better than her father, otherwise she would not have married her father. She has made a lot of money, but she did not invest or buy a house, but instead—travel!

Although his father is a novelist who failed to pick his feet, he successfully transmitted his idiot cells to his mother, so they spent half of the year traveling. Li Hui reminded them many times to consider their son's future and at least have a room when they get along with their partner. After all, girls don't like to live with their parents-in-law, especially non-mainstream father-in-law like their father.

Whenever this happens, Dad will end the conversation with the most delicious chicken soup in the world--

"Life is not just about the misery in front of you, but also about poetry and distant places."

This is the naked abuse of chicken soup, because my father and mother have never been to any poetic distance when traveling, and they always just go to the island to bask in the sun quietly so that the idiots can grow more intensely.

It must be stated that this is a high-level chicken soup with artistic conception. It should not be cracked by rough methods. It is a blasphemy to the god-level chicken soup. We must respect the style of the original chicken soup creator and use the same high-level poisonous chicken soup to crack it. Li Hui is working hard to reach this level.

On the first day of summer vacation, my father and mother went to the island together again to celebrate their son's summer vacation and their 19 years of marriage.

Since she has lived with such parents for 19 years, Li Hui was not dissatisfied with anything, but was very happy and finally could enjoy a comfortable summer vacation alone.

In this way, Li Hui spent almost a summer vacation. He firmly believed that people misunderstood the word "home" and "home" is a rare state of life. You can sleep in unscrupulously, read books, movies and play video games, just as beautiful and pure as childhood.

Unfortunately, once such beauty enters the sinister society, it usually goes away forever. Some people will lose their way in the busy running, exhaust themselves physically and mentally, and then turn around and despise the otakus and the otakus and women who do nothing to spend their lives. They think this is a decay of depravity.

At the same time, they envied Li Hui's parents, who was lying on the beach of the island and doing nothing to spend their lives. They believed that this was the true meaning of happiness!

It is those who say "Smart people should know how to plan the fragments of time and make full use of every second to achieve success", but are moved by "Facing the sea, spring is warm, and the most luxurious happiness is wasting time"!

What a pretentious and idle bunch of people!

So Li Hui never tried to reason with them and cherish his time. The freshman year has passed, and there is not much time left for the home. The national football team has the capital to waste decades, but only three summer vacations are left for Li Hui!

On the last day of the summer vacation, yesterday, Li Hui was addicted to a boring game called "Plague Company" and could not extricate himself. The game setting is extremely simple. Players play as a virus and aim to kill all humans with infection as the game. They should be careful to hide themselves and spread as much as possible, and not be discovered by the evil medical research institute, and then cause fatal diseases at the right time and kill humans before the research institute develops antibodies.

This game is actually not anti-human at all, because it is just a bunch of data from beginning to end, and there is no picture of a corpse. Even Cross Fire is more anti-human than it is. Moreover, the players of "Plague Company" do not sincerely want to destroy the world, but just use various strategies to enjoy the game pleasure of hiding themselves and spreading silently, and then suddenly break out.

Although games are already a common entertainment activity, addiction to games can indeed lead to some health problems, such as being uneasy to sleep and dreaming.

Li Hui clearly recalled the dream at night, and he had never remembered a dream so clearly.

He was ashamed to continue his journey of "Plague Company" in his dream.

First of all, he wanted to name the plague. Li Hui casually entered the thing he wanted to spread the most [poisonous chicken soup]. It was not a bad taste. He just hated the spiritual chicken soup, so he did not intend to destroy humans, but just cured people infected by chicken soup.

After that, the plague species were chosen, usually cells, viruses, parasites, etc., but this game was a bit strange. The choices left for Li Hui were [Idol], [Scholar], [Businessman] and [Politician].

He chose [politician] without thinking, because politicians are the fathers of the first three types of people. They can easily do things that the first three types of people will never be able to do in their lifetime, but unfortunately the error prompt pops up-

[You are in a region where you are unable to choose this identity!]
Chapter completed!