It is rare for Shen Sikong to have a lot of friends and teach them how to pretend to be young. The key point is to use the vocabulary of the post-85s and post-90s. In particular, we should pay attention to the invasion of Japanese comics. We must add "sakura" to the name. "Sakura" is a very common name for a Japanese girl, pronounced "Sakura". The nickname such as "Sakura" is "Sakura" in Japanese, which is a very touching name. So Zixuan should be called Zijiang, Bingxue can be called Xuejiang, Duanmu Mingjiang, and then Zero Jiang.

Shen Sikong proudly used magic to make everyone younger for ten years and full of confidence. In fact, the soul of his middle-aged man truly regards these children as the four great talents of Jiangnan, including himself. He often observes repeatedly in front of the mirror, appreciates and envys himself, and lives up to the big shot of the Nurse Sikong.

Duanmuming said: "Zi Jiang, it seems like you forgot to say professionalism. If you work at Neusoft, do you also study computer science?"

Sikong Ling said coldly: "No matter what major, you are a sports special enrollment, right? I can't beat you even if I am so strong..."

Ai Zixuan snorted, "You are too weak... I am quite complicated. I started as a science subject, but later I felt that I didn't like it, so I transferred to liberal arts. When I graduated, I majored in Hebrew in the School of Foreign Languages. I can also say a few words in Japanese, haha!"

Murong Bingxue: "So powerful, I'm most afraid of foreign languages. You still learn from him..."

Sikong Ling: "Belize."

Murong Bingxue glanced at him, and he seemed nothing happened: "Really, Zi Jiang, hey, how do you translate this Japanese - Daishu Chicken?"

Ai Zixuan: "I like you, this is what I often say when confessing my love."

Duanmu Ming: "Ling Jiang seems to love watching Japanese comics?"

Sikong Ling: "In order to pretend to be young, I also like the art and aesthetics of the East. In the animation production industry, since Pixar Animation Studio produced "Toy Story" and "The Crisis of the Bugs" and sold it, the entire American industry has focused on 3D animation, and traditional animation can't be sold. However, the Japanese are very persistent in sticking to the 2D position. This is the value of the Eastern style, abstraction, the beauty of impression, keeping a distance from the popularity, and technology, emphasizing spirit and imagination, and neglecting substance and appearance. This aesthetic is called wabi_sabi in Japanese. Is it like this, Zijiang?"

Ai Zixuan nodded heavily and nodded completely. She liked the solution of Wabisa.

Duanmu Ming: "Japan seems to attach more importance to Buddhism."

Sikong Ling: "Yes, Wajiva is the three seals of the Hinayana Buddhism: all dharmas are impermanent, all dharmas have no self, Nirvana is quiet. Wajiva is far away from the world and living alone in the Zen forest; silence is cold, poverty, and withering."

Murong Bingxue said: "Do you know Buddhism very well?"

Sikong Ling: "Learn, Buddhism is the most rational among the major religions in the world. Other religions have gods. The gods of Buddhism are very special and do not play the most important role in practice. They mainly rely on their own inner understanding. Especially the Zen Buddhism, the two major branches of Buddhism. The other branch of Pure Land Buddhism worships gods."

Ai Zixuan: "Do you believe in Buddhism?"

Sikong Zero: "Don't believe it. It's just that it's very interesting. It's an aesthetic way to me. I'm a strong atheist and only believe in science. Zen as philosophy and aesthetics has influenced many people. Jobs's master, Toshitsutsu Suzuki of the Sodo Sect, was a tributary of Zen's influx into Japan. Japanese design and apple style are full of Zen - minimalist and desireless. Regarding minimalist philosophy, the more rational result is Occam's razor. When you have two competing theories to draw the same conclusion, then the simple one is better. This statement also has a more common strong form: if you have two principles that can explain the observed facts, then you should use the simple one until you find more evidence. Newton said in "Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy": If a reason is both true and sufficient to explain the characteristics of natural things, we should not accept more reasons than this."

Murong Bingxue was surprised and said, "Wow, you know so much, this is more complicated than a foreign language!"

This common sense that completely surpasses college students shocked Duanmu Ming and aphasia.

Ai Zixuan murmured: "It's really extraordinary, no wonder that starting a business can be accomplished..."

Whether or not the business is successful has nothing to do with whether the world view is advanced! However, Sikong Ling will not explain, but he only has a deep understanding of the weakness of the world view, and smiled indifferently: "Tell me your hobbies."

Murong Bingxue is most immune to philosophy, and she follows: "Badminton, Karaoke, Food, Travel, Movies, Reading!"

Sikong Ling: "Is there any more? Or just say you are not interested in anything!"

Murong Bingxue smiled beautifully: "Hehe! Buddhism, Newton is not interested in it!"

Sikong Ling: "Well. Some people are born for enjoyment, while others are born for abuse."

At this time, the food had already been served three dishes. Ai Zixuan said: "Everyone likes the food, let's eat it!"

Duanmu Ming asked Ai Zixuan: "Why did Zi Jiang learn Hebrew?"

Ai Zixuan stammered.

Sikong Ling replied: "Looking at Zi Jiang Jiang Zi, it must be for love."

Ai Zixuan bit her plump lips and lowered her noble and beautiful head.

Sikong Ling sneered coldly and turned to Murong Bingxue: "What is Xuejiang's favorite reading?"

Murong Bingxue listed several must-read classics for young people in this article, including "The Moon and Sixpence". Sikong Ling asked in depth: "What does this book mean?"

Murong Bingxue: "Tell people not to forget to look up at the beautiful moon just because they earn sixpence."

Sikong Ling said "ah" and said, "I can recite the Zen poems in Buddhism casually. Listen: There are flowers in spring and moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If you don't have any worries about your heart, it will be a good time on earth."

Murong Bingxue nodded happily: "Well, it's a good poem." The poem contains her name "Xue", which is naturally quite beautiful.

Sikong was eating in the bowl but looking at other people's pots. Duanmuming had to respond to him, so Duanmuming acted well at Ai Zixuan: "Purple Aroma, your name is also beautiful. I remembered a very nice folk song - Zizhu Tune. Listen: Purple Bamboo Blossom in July, little sister, picking flowers happily, crossing her hand with purple bamboo basket, wearing purple bamboo fir, the beautiful purple bamboo flowers bloomed in front of her chest, picking mountains after mountains, as if colorful butterflies flies among flowers..."

Duanmu Ming is a master of Huajian School who can kill all girls in seconds, and his voice is also elegant. This kind of life that pleases girls is as relaxed and comfortable as a colorful butterfly flying among flowers, and can be easily picked up.

Ai Zixuan's boyfriend is also very handsome and used to it, so she actually doesn't feel anything about good-looking men. Instead, she thinks that Sikong Ling's talent to start a business successfully with one move is even more interesting. However, Duanmu Ming's a cappella is very pleasant and dedicated to her. She can't help but pay attention to this handsome boy for the first time and smiles sweetly.

Alas, this round seems to be completely defeated. Sikong Ling failed one plan and developed another plan, asking everyone to tell jokes.

Telling jokes during meals is the most comedic effect, and it is your ability to criticize people.

Pleasing girls is the duty of boys. In the last round, Sikong Ling took the lead, and this time Duanmu Ming threw a brick and attracted jade.

What kind of nutrition does this joke have? Sikong Ling has a very high laughter, otherwise how could he call Sikong a zombie face? However, the two most beautiful girls in a radius of 100 miles were still amused by Duanmu Ming.

After a friendly smile, Sikong Ling began to tell his jokes confidently: "A man picked up a magic lamp. After wiping it three times, the magic lamp elves appeared! The man was overjoyed and shouted: 'Wow, the bunker is here!' With a squirting sound, the man fell to the ground and rolled in pain with his lower body in his arms! Fortunately, the man shouted: 'Come back quickly!' In a moment, his treasure was returned to Zhao. He shouted with excitement: 'Grass! It's really a bunker!"

None of the three listeners laughed. Gao Shuai Ming, gentle and gentlemanly, was stunned. He could not have thought that anyone could say such jokes in front of two beautiful women like fairies. The expressions of Ai Zixuan and Murong Bingxue were so entangled that they could not tell whether they were happy or sad, crying or laughing from any angle.

In addition to them, there were others listening. One of the men laughed and fell to the ground. Sikongling looked at the guy who was laughing and was disappointed because he did not defeat Duanmu Ming, so he would be free from talking about everything.

He said unwillingly: "Isn't it funny? Uh... OK, it seems that I can only use a trick - say another one, simple and powerful, only six words! Cough cough - 'No! There is poison in the shit!'_"

The guy who just laughed and fell was very proud of his face and fell again.

Ai Zixuan couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped Sikong Ling from the east to the west, shouting angrily: "I'm having a meal, I'm nervous!"

Murong Bingxue also took action with hatred, slapped Sikongling from the west back to the east, and coquettishly said, "Damn!"

The gentleman Mingdu beat someone, and from top to bottom, he slapped Sikongling into his job, "Perform the way for heaven!"

Sikong Ling completely lost confidence in telling jokes and cried: "Can we still be friends?"

If it wasn't for a meal, it would be a good joke. Duanmu Ming couldn't help laughing aftertaste and smiled and said, "Of course, it's fine, we have to do something to divert our attention before we can continue eating..."

Sikong Ling: "Oh, exchange your phone number." He took out his cell phone he had just bought and looked at Murong Bingxue shamelessly.

But Murong Bingxue was attracted by this large-screen Sharp phone that she was very interested in and wanted to go over and play with it.

Sikong Ling kindly introduced the bright and sexy function of this nearly 10,000 mobile phone to her one by one. Duanmu Ming sat upright and recited the Diamond Sutra in his heart, mainly because "color is emptiness."

Ai Zixuan watched coldly, and a strange smile appeared on her face.

Murong Bingxue had just entered her number to the address book. A text message flew over with only four letters on it. She saw it at a glance and blurted out: "DDoS"

Sikong Ling jumped up like he was stepped on his tail: "What!"

This is the alarm he set when the server was attacked. Is the Warring States Period about to begin?

He wanted to go back to his phone to confirm the content and left the seat immediately: "I'll leave in advance!"

He left after just his number. Murong Bingxue looked at his two partners: "I haven't paid the bill yet, he... didn't do it on purpose, right?"

Duanmu Ming was kind-hearted: "DDoS is a denial of service attack, is his entrepreneurship building a website?" He looked at Ai Zixuan.

Ai Zixuan nodded: "Well, you earn more than 100,000 yuan a month, no wonder he is so anxious."

Duanmu Ming and Murong Bingxue lost their voices: "Ah!"
Chapter completed!