Chapter 6 Poison, Donkey, Bald Ass
On the main hall of Donglin Temple, Huitong and other monks were sitting upright before Sakyamuni slept on the Buddha, while the six figures in the martial arts world were trying to seize the scriptures, but they stood opposite each other. In the middle, the young monk was not standing there.
The situation was quite wonderful, but when the big sleeved woman came out to speak, the monks from Donglin Temple couldn't help it.
Master Huiku said unhappily: "The scholar Luo Wenzong of the South China Sea, the ghost abacus Zhou Degui, the man slaughtered monks, the poor old Taoist Zhang Fengzi, and the other two female donors, I, the old monk, don't recognize them, but the four male donors are only the second-rank in the world, so they want to come to bully me Donglin Temple. Some of them are shaking the big tree, right?"
Master Huinan also said: "It would be fine if you hide behind the Eighteen Arhats before, I am merciful. But how can you have the courage to seize the sutras with your kung fu attainment?"
After listening to it, he had a clear idea. The master and his wife knew these six weird people. So, it was as if Senior Brother Buer said, knowing yourself and your enemy and knowing each other a hundred battles...what is it?
But at this moment, the six people burst into laughter.
"Old monk, you probably don't know." The poor old man came out to speak, "We have to ask our fairy Qingluan to come out and explain."
After hearing this, Xiao Bucheng noticed that the woman with big sleeves had a blue phoenix embroidered on her clothes. She took a step forward and gave a gift.
"Several monks, please listen to the little girl say slowly, haha..." She laughed when she said this. Fairy Qingluan seemed to be in a good mood today. "Originally, let alone the six of us, even the first-class masters in the world, like the family master Yu Xuanji, they would not dare to come to Donglin Temple to provoke easily..."
It turns out that she is Yu Xuanji's apprentice!
Xiao Bucheng felt a sudden realization, but why didn’t this sister dress like her master?
Ah, by the way, her kung fu may not be invincible with cold and heat... She was a little regretful for no reason, and he didn't know why.
But Fairy Qingluan continued to preach: "Say to all the monks that your family master can beat Master Jingse today. On the one hand, her 'demon chaos' has gone further, and her eyes can attract people's hearts. In addition, you monks from Donglin Temple have all been poisoned!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the monks in Donglin Temple were at a loss because everyone...
"You don't feel anything, hahaha... Actually, it's not poisoning. Oh, I'll explain to you why you are so out of control today... Haha..." The fairy Qingluan couldn't help laughing, but she could speak, "Five years ago, there were rumors in the world that there was a scripture in Donglin Temple, which was mysterious and mysterious. The master moved his mind and wanted to look at it, but she thought about her own strength and probably couldn't touch you monks. But in addition to the mysterious skills, the master was also good at some other things, such as that... Haha, I'll not tease you monks anymore...
By the way, there is something called immortal grass in the Western Regions. In fact, there is a local name called donkey-ri-grass. Everyone can understand this meaning. Even after eating it, it is as capable as a living donkey. The family master also happened to have this thing. With this thing, the family master started to move four years ago. She dressed up as an ordinary pilgrim and scattered a lot of grass seeds in this wild boar forest and near the Donglin Temple, especially, hahaha... Isn't there a small flower donkey in your temple?"
"What's wrong with Xiaohua?" But I really feel that Xiaohua is pitiful. Has it been tormented by these bad guys again?
"This little monk is really interesting." Fairy Qingluan smiled at him, and regardless of how the little monk blushed, he continued to say, "Since this grass has the name of donkey-Sun, it is natural, and the donkey likes to eat it. This donkey is the person in charge of pulling the mill to make tofu. After this donkey eats the grass, the slags of the grass will be stained on the tofu, and the monks will eat it in their stomachs. The amount of medicine is very small, but over time, over more than three years, the monks have become ugly today. Master Abstinence cannot defend his Yuanyang, because of this."
"Ouch!" Master Huiku slapped his forehead, "Demon man! Demon magic!"
Master Huiku is quite knowledgeable about medical principles. He thought that the immortal herbs were originally something that strengthened the body and yang, but it was not a poison, but a tonic. Moreover, after three years of use, even if he was a real immortal and Buddha, he might not be able to detect it.
Monks pay attention to avoiding meat and fish. Meat refers to dishes such as garlic, ginger, onions from Tianzhu, and leeks. These things make people react after eating them. The monks from Donglin Temple do not eat them, so donkey... Isn't the fairy grass the same as poison?
Abbot Huitong pondered for a while and said, "This donor of fish has great perseverance and patience. For the sake of the scriptures, it is like this. Oh ~ wouldn't it be good if he could go the right path?"
Master Huinan asked, "No, is there any strange thing in that little flower? Why don't you report it?"
"This..." He was really ashamed. He didn't expect it to be like this. However, he was not good at lying, so he said: "Xiaohua only had some problems sometimes. For example, one day three years ago, the donkey suddenly became very arrogant and wanted to climb onto his disciple. The key was that the donkey was really... the disciple almost suffered a hardship, but it was okay. An old cow passed by at that time. Xiaohua might have disliked the disciple's thin body, so it pounced on the old cow. Unfortunately, although the old cow was old, it was much bigger than Xiaohua. Xiaohua was unstable and fell a big fart."
Not being honest, but this story...
"Hahaha……"
As long as you imagine the scene at that time, it would make people laugh. The six people were laughing so hard that they covered their stomachs. Even the monks in Donglin Temple were blushing.
"What happened to Xiaohua later?" The unsuccessful master Jie Chen finally couldn't help it. He didn't know whether his disciple, he, was smart or stupid.
But he immediately continued, "I smiled for a long time, but I saw Xiaohua sitting there sadly, and her already long... The donkey face was getting longer and longer, and the disciple had also found his master and uncle and others, but they all said they didn't have to worry about it. The disciple couldn't bear it, so he went down the mountain to ask Mr. Zhang, who was still a donkey household at the time."
"Zhang Yuanwai?" Jie Chen was also confused. Why did he bring up another Zhang Yuanwai?
Unsuccessfully scratched his head and said, "When Zhang heard what his disciple said, he was very happy. He immediately took a few female donkeys up the mountain, and then... the disciple didn't watch much. Later, Zhang's donkey husband became Zhang. Once he gave his disciple some things, saying that it was called donkey gelatin and Guben Peiyuan. But when the disciple heard that this thing was made of donkey skin, the disciple did not want it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the six weirdos over there were laughing to the ground. The ugly girl covered her stomach and pointed at her, "I think, there are donkeys with small flowers everywhere in Lotus Mountain. Although this fish is deliberately damaged Donglin Temple, it makes the people nearby enjoy the happiness. Haha... That donkey household thought that it was just relying on donkey gelatin. Now she has money to donate a member of the staff. Naturally, it also requires hiring a lot of people, hahaha... Oh, it's ridiculous."
It seems that this is the reason.
Abbot Huitong smiled and said, "Good! Good! You are so young, you did a good deed by chance, hahaha..."
At the end of the day, I'm afraid the abbot couldn't help laughing.
However, it was a bit uncomfortable, and he frowned and said, "But the little flower is not good now."
"What's wrong?" Jie Chen asked.
"The brothers and nephews all wanted to leave Donglin Temple, so they made Xiaohua a bald donkey in order to disguise and make hair."
This bald donkey...if he failed, he realized something was wrong, so he stopped talking immediately, but Abbot Huitong laughed.
"It's all fate. Although Xiaohua has no intention of harming others, the poisonous weed has entered our mouths because of him. This time Xiaohua suffered, and it is not without cause and effect. The beauty of fate is in it."
He is worthy of being a high-ranking monk, and he can do such an explanation. All the monks said it was good, but those six people didn't think so.
"Hahaha..." The ugly girl laughed so hard that she rolled around this time, and said while laughing, "The donkey hurts the bald donkey, the bald donkey hurts the donkey, and the two bald donkeys are left...hahaha..."
The monks in Donglin Temple looked ugly, and they really responded to the words, scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk.
But at this time...
"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! Take action!" The scholar in the South China Sea seemed a little anxious.
The fairy Qingluan stopped smiling, but said to the monks of Donglin Temple: "Although the master is a shameless bitch, her devil is very chaotic, and the little girl knows a little. Masters who have not seen it today, don't worry, the little girl is showing off her ugly things."
After saying that, he started dancing, his two big sleeves floating in a long and fluttering manner.
Chapter completed!