How to tell if a movie is a bad movie? Many people will have similar questions like Matthew sitting in a screening room.

Isn’t it a bad movie if the box office is good?

A bad movie may not be bad at the box office, and a good box office may not be bad at the box office.

There have always been many bad movies that were sold at Hollywood box office and good movies that were so low that they were outrageously good.

Once upon a time, Matthew had watched many bad movies, and there were even many that were so bad that they could not be more bad. It was clear that watching a bad movie would never bring pleasure.

I remember that there was a time when I wondered if the domestic horror movies were really that bad. I made some special comments, but the whole person was in a bad state, and my nerves were once very damaged, and I even had insomnia and hallucinations, just like the poisoned master in "Arkham Knight".

He still remembers that one night after watching a bad movie, there were always people with unclear faces in his mind.

The next morning, I went to the construction site to swing a sledgehammer and suddenly saw that the newly built building looked like a huge monster. The main entrance was a bloody mouth, and the windows were its eyes, flashing with countless terrifying and evil white lights. The building body seemed to be entangled by countless giant pythons, and it kept twisting and making a squeaking sound. I was sitting on the ground at that time and simply took a sick leave to rest for a few days.

I have watched too many bad movies, which not only harms people, but also gives people a sense of heart.

At that time, he asked for leave and wanted to relive some of his favorite classic movies for treatment, but he also chose some popular mainstream movies that are more interesting, such as "Back to the Future", "Die Hard", "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Dark Knight", "The Deadly Weapon", "The Lord of the Rings", and even Chinese-language films such as "Huang Feihong" and "Infernal Affairs". They were useless and couldn't watch them at all. They felt nauseous at first glance. They couldn't even watch the romantic action movies of the United States and Japan that were treasured by hard drives and the newly released ones.

Let’s play games, and I feel dizzy as I play. I used to be fine if I had fun for half a night, and it wasn’t because of these reasons that I was older. Not to mention reading a certain point of reading, I felt nauseous and uncomfortable hallucinations as soon as I read it.

Later, after a worker who had been baptized by bad movies, he realized that he had bad movies, which were mainly manifested as vomiting, diarrhea, irritability, hallucination, insomnia and dreaming, weakness in the limbs, dizziness and dizziness.

So he went out to breathe fresh air every morning, emptying himself without thinking about anything, and doing nothing a day with three meals a day, and then gradually getting better when he went to run in the afternoon.

What makes people angry is that you can’t apply for work-related injuries if you have bad film inflammation!

For the sake of physical and mental health, try to stay away from bad movies!

He then specifically reminded some workers who like to watch movies to use their own personal experience and called on everyone to pay attention to exercise, eat reasonably, maintain a certain ability to think independently and judge, cherish life, and stay away from bad movies!

As an amateur movie fan with a certain amount of movies read, he gradually summarized a basic rule for identifying bad movies.

There are three types of movies. Before watching them, you can assume that they are bad movies. Eighty-most will not be wrong: domestic historical films, domestic magic films, and domestic horror films.

This is not prejudice, but that he watches films in this area, and the proportion of bad movies is too high.

Compared to these, "Alien Battlefield" is not very bad, because it is indeed well-made, and each shot is beautiful. Whether it is background effects or combat effects, it is definitely the top level of today's era.

Judging from the special effects, the production cost of $250,000 was not wasted.

But Matthew knew very well that if Hollywood's big-produced movies were bad, they would never rot in all directions, but would have fatal flaws in one important aspect.

The "Hollywood bad movies" that can be seen in theaters often have major problems with the movies, which makes the audience feel unsatisfied after watching them. I'm sorry for the words "Hollywood blockbusters".

For example, this "Alien Battlefield" is absolutely well-made, but it looks like it is not enough, the content is old, and many routines are not used by Hollywood. In addition, the narrative is exaggerated and dull, it can be said to be a typical assembly line product that is not well-made, giving Matthew the biggest feeling, it is like eating a McDonald's burger in a French high-end restaurant, which is naturally very wrong.

In fact, the difference between the big productions and bad films on both sides of the Taiwan Strait is quite obvious.

The big-made bad movies in Hollywood are the audience that they can see that there is something wrong here. The big-made bad movies in the other side are so amazing that they are so rotten everywhere, and they are natural, making people feel like they are facing a rotten fruit, and they have no idea how to taste it. They can only rinse their mouths if they vomit them all!

Of course, Hollywood has much more bad movies than on the other side of the Balance Ocean.

Especially those small productions.

Hollywood produces a lot of bad movies every year, but there are generally traces to follow: For example, the unknown director and starring actors have at most one or two second- and third-tier actors as the protagonists as the screenplay; for example, the cost is relatively low and there is no promotion before the release; science fiction, fantasy, action, horror and other types of movies are the hardest hit areas of Hollywood bad movies, so it is best to go around such movies with vague introductions to the title and story!

You can basically tell the bad Hollywood movies by looking at the posters, trailers and stills.

These bad movies are also consistent in their ways of lacking creativity, clichés everywhere, mediocre...

It is actually difficult for viewers on the other side of the Pacific to see in theaters. Even in North America, these bad movies are basically both badly miserable in the box office.: A director made two films that are neither well-known nor popular in a row, and it is difficult for him to find a film company to invest in him! After the two films of "Troy" and "The Goddess of the Sea" lost one after another, director Wolfgang Peterson still has no films to direct; famous actors even acted in bad movies will affect his career. Seeing how bad Uncle Cage is now, he will take on all kinds of bad movies...

In fact, most of the bad movies in Hollywood are cheated of money in the DVD market.

There is a company in Hollywood called "Sheat", which specializes in producing various counterfeit garbage movies: when they film "Transformers", they film "Transformed Body"; when they film "I Am Legend", they film "I Am the Ending"; when they film "Ten Thousand Years of Prehistoric", they film "Ten Thousand Years of Prehistoric".

The cost of each film is basically less than 10,000 US dollars. Their films will not be available in theaters, and they will directly release DVDs. They rely on shoddy production to make money by making money with newly released blockbusters.

This kind of bad movie is completely garbage, without any nutrition, and has no other pursuits except cheating money.

Of course, "Alien Battlefield" is not such a bad movie.

But no one would have thought that Andrew Stanton, who won the Oscars, would actually bring such a film after he broke away from the animated feature film he was good at.

After watching this movie, Matthew suddenly admired James Cameron even more.

Only with this "Alien Battlefield", which costs more than "Avatar", can you truly realize how terrifying the directing level of James Cameron is. Including him, countless people say that the story of "Avatar" is simple and old-fashioned, but this "Alien Battlefield" with a bad plot cannot even tell a simple story.

This is more like the most advanced CG technology fair in Hollywood.

For some reason, watching this film, Matthew actually recalled what a young foreman said when he was working on the other side of the Pacific Ocean.

The young foreman who had not subcontracted several floors graduated from the Department of Architecture at a Fourth Ring University. He had not learned three years of professional knowledge in college, but he had accumulated a lot of experience in watching movies. He can also be called his guide in films.

This little foreman once thoroughly analyzed to him that he was not only prone to bad movies when watching bad movies.

First of all, human life is limited. When you open your eyes, you can’t finish watching movies even if you die. If you devote this limited time to bad movies, you will lose a little chance of watching good movies... Oh no, it’s a meaningful life.

Secondly, the process of watching it will be very uncomfortable. I was originally looking for spiritual pleasure, but I was fucked by a bad movie to the depths of my soul. I can't talk too much to others, because some people actually want to see how bad it is and take the initiative to waste time. Maybe they are for the superiority of IQ.

This "Alien Battlefield" actually inspired Matthew to recall his memories at that time.

The little foreman also sincerely advised him as a person who has experienced it: Be cautious when watching movies, especially those who go to the cinema, people waste your time and strengthen your spirit, and you have paid for it, which is really not worth it.

Matthew has watched this video, especially the male lead, the frog jumping shocked the Martians, and it is basically certain that this video will not have a big turnaround.

Andrew Stanton should really go back and continue directing animated feature films, rather than dabbling into live-action movies.

Perhaps live-action movies and animated feature movies are really two completely different types.

After the film screening ended, the audience applauded. Matthew, like other guests, also came to the seat of the crew in the first row to send his congratulations.

"A very good movie made." Matthew shook hands with Andrew Stanton.

You can't say that this movie is not very good, right? That's a fool.

Matthew shook hands with Brad Pitt again, but said nothing, and then came to Natalie Portman.

"How is it like being a princess on Mars, Nat?" Matthew opened his arms and hugged Natalie Portman in a dressed manner, "Isn't it special?"

Natalie Portman responded with a smile, "This is my last big commercial production."

She knew the response from the previous trials clearly that the return to independent art films was the only way out.

Matthew nodded at her, "I wish you a fulfillment of your wish."

Natalie Portman understood that Matthew was talking about "Black Swan" and Oscars, and showed a hint of confident smile, "Thank you."

Her energy has long been transferred to the film "Black Swan". It was her last path, either soaring into the sky or sinking into it.

"Black Swan" has been produced and even held two film critics' trials, with a very good response.
Chapter completed!