Chapter 107 Character Appraiser
The moment he saw the blonde woman, Matthew speeded up and almost ran. As the distance approached, he gradually saw the blonde woman's appearance.
Unlike Britney's sweet and sexy appearance, this blonde woman seemed to be in a rebellious way. She had a pair of huge round earrings hanging from her ears. She had a hole on the left side of her nose, and a small nose ring was hung on it, exposed on her left arm outside the clothes. Several blue tattoos were distributed from her elbow to the back of her hand. However, Matthew judged that it should have been temporarily drawn.
If this woman holds a cigarette in her mouth, she will be a ignorant little girl.
"Britney, do you know what it feels like to win a Grammy?" The blonde woman's voice came over, "I have two phonographs for Best Newcomer and Best Pop Singer... Oh, sorry, I forgot that you have nothing left, and it's impossible to know what the Grammy is like."
She suddenly took out a cigarette, lit it, took a sip, and spit it at Britney.
"Christina Aguilera!" Britney's voice was very angry, but she could not find a suitable counterattack point. She could only repeat the words she often said, "You bitch!"
"Ha, joke!" Christina Aguilera looked at Britney and said quickly, "Oh, little sweet, pure and sexy little sweet! Britney, hum! The media and the public don't know what you are, don't I know? You are a bitch who pretends to be innocent and cute!"
Britney Haw's stood up, his face deformed in anger. Matthew rushed over and patted her arm lightly.
The moment he saw Matthew, Britney felt as if she had found her backbone and immediately relaxed.
Matthew seemed to have not seen Christina Aguilera, and deliberately slapped in front of his nose. The fragrance from the opposite side was too strong, "What's the smell, so pungent."
Christina Aguilera knew that he was talking about the perfume smell on her body. Just as she was about to speak, Matthew rubbed his nose and said first, "It smells so bad! It smells as bad as the smell of moldy hot dogs and the inferior perfume from the dollar store!"
Britney couldn't help laughing, and she smiled very brightly.
"You..." Christina Aguilera stared at Matthew, "Who are you! You don't have the say here!"
"I am Miss Spears' bodyguard." Matthew made a random nonsense, and then said Christina Aguilera, "I know I am not qualified to talk to Miss Christina Aguilera..."
Britney looked at Matthew strangely. Based on her understanding, this was not Matthew's style.
Sure enough, Matthew said again, "But I couldn't help it when I heard Miss Christina Aguilera ignore the basic facts and talk lies with her eyes open!"
He pointed at Britney and said, "If a girl as young, beautiful and energetic as Miss Spears is not a good girl, please tell me..."
Matthew pointed to Christina Aguilera's weird outfits and said, "Would someone like you who has tattoos, wears nose rings, swears and smokes are good girls?"
Britney smiled brightly.
Christina Aguilera's eyes widened and she unconsciously squeezed out the cigarette, "What are you? Are you qualified to talk to me?"
"Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself." Matthew looked very well-educated. "Actually, the bodyguard is my part-time job. My full job is an internationally renowned taste appraiser, the only one who holds an internationally universal bitch appraiser!"
Christina Aguilera was stunned, not understanding what Matthew was saying for a moment.
Britney was stunned for a moment, then understood, and she could hardly straighten her waist.
"Bitch-appreciation master?" Christina Aguilera asked subconsciously.
"That's right." Matthew looked straight at Christina Aguilera and said very seriously. "My professional skills can allow me to tell at a glance who is the real bitch!"
Christina Aguilera can understand what this is meant by no means.
She pointed at Matthew, "Who are you talking about the bitch?"
"Have I told you?" He stabbed Britney. Britney realized it and shook her head and said, "No."
Before Christina Aguilera could speak, Matthew said again, "Miss Spears, do you know what to wear a nose ring in my place?"
Britney continued to shake her head, "I don't know."
Matthew didn't even look at Christina Aguilera, and said to Britney on his own, "In my hometown, only cows have nose rings!" He made a move of stretching out his hand, "pulling the nose rings, and he would do whatever he wanted the cow to do."
Now, Britney couldn't help it and laughed so hard that she bent down.
Bang--
Christina Aguilera could no longer hold it back and slapped the table hard.
Matthew quickly said to her, "Miss Christina Aguilera, don't get me wrong. I'm talking about the cow with a nose ring, and I didn't say anything about you."
"Which bodyguard company are you from!" Christina Aguilera was angry, "I want to complain to you and let you..."
Matthew spread his hands and said, "I said, the bodyguard is just my part-time job, and my full job is the only bitch appraiser who holds an international universal bitch appraiser!"
"You...you..."
Christina Aguilera seemed to want to say something, but Matthew interrupted her again, "What are you? Do you still want to compete with Miss Spears?"
This time, he stopped beating around the bush and said directly, "Miss Christina Aguilera, being a person is self-aware! In terms of tall figure, you are not as good as Miss Spears! Sexy and beautiful, not as good as! Album sales are not as good as! The number of concert audiences and influence are not as good as! Popularity is not as good as! Fame is not as good! Income is not as good! The status and future in the pop music circle are not as good as!"
"I really don't understand..." Matthew looked very ashamed of Christina Aguilera. "Don't you feel embarrassed that someone who is far inferior to Miss Britney Spears is so thick-skinned that he dares to show off in front of Miss Spears?"
This is not only to find the place for Britney, but also to Britney.
When he came here, Matthew could see clearly. Although Britney was always whining, he seemed to be no match for him when he was fighting with Christina Aguilera.
Moreover, no matter whether Christina Aguilera appears or her name, Britney, who is already a little confused about handling daily affairs, will go wild.
In fact, there is no need for this. Apart from two Grammy Awards, Christina Aguilera has nothing to show off in front of Britney.
Christina Aguilera choked back all the words because she knew that most of what Matthew said was true and unrefutable.
She and Britney Spears competed from Mickey Mouse Club to the present, except for the two Grammy phonographs, and Britney was pulled further and further away from other aspects.
Christina Aguilera looked at Matthew deeply, without saying a word, grabbed her handbag and stood up and walked away.
This unexpected behavior shocked Matthew. Christina Aguilera seemed not as unbearable as Britney said, and her emotional intelligence was obviously much higher than Britney.
"Matthew!" Britney was very excited, "You said so well!"
It was obvious that she didn't listen to Matthew's words at all.
Matthew asked with a headache, "Why did you have a conflict with her?"
"I don't know either." Britney pointed to the restaurant door, "Shortly after you answered the phone, she entered the restaurant, came over when she saw me, and then mocked me..."
"Dear, do you remember what I said to you?" Matthew saw Britney's face was confused and had to say, "You don't have to care about people like Christina Aguilera. You are now ahead of her. Your goal should be Madonna, the next popular queen in the United States!"
Britney suddenly felt down, "But she has two Grammys."
"Grammys don't represent everything!" Matthew encouraged her, "Grammys don't like Madonna either. She has only won the Grammys several times? But she is NO1 among the recognized female singers in pop music across the United States!"
Britney nodded seriously, "I get it."
After Matthew said so much, he couldn't be sure how much Britney listened to. The waiter delivered the meal at this time. Britney took the initiative to turn the topic to food, no longer mentioning Grammys and pop music.
After dinner, the two chatted for a while. Britney had to go back and saw Britney away first. Matthew went to the hotel lobby to check in, and left the Hilton Hotel.
After a while, Britney started to be busy again. The MTV Music Awards were about to be held, and there were endless announcements.
Chapter completed!