Chapter 1 You and I are both mortals
Nowadays, who is the best person to make money? There are many answers, but one answer is recognized by most people, that is, the best money for students and women.
Women love beauty, men love women's beauty, and the two major genders in the world are willing to spend money on women to get what men and women need. As long as it is a business related to women, they can probably make a fortune. As for whether they can make a fortune, it also requires all aspects of the operator's ability and some luck.
Children's money is better than women. Men can not love women, and women can not love men. However, humans' instinct to inherit the family line will love their children. No one wants to let their children live a worse life than others, as long as the child's body is flowing with his own blood...
Therefore, over the years, with the continuous advancement of social development, the future craze for running a child has risen rapidly. Various universities, colleges, vocational schools, various aristocratic schools and even aristocratic kindergartens in each city have been established like mushrooms after a rain, and Guicheng is no exception.
This Guicheng city located in the south is not big, but it has been a relatively famous cultural city since ancient times. In the first half of the last century, many northern universities moved here to avoid foreign invasions and run schools during wartime. At most, more than a dozen well-known domestic universities taught here temporarily. Many students learned special courses in life by listening to the whistling of cannonballs and holding copyed textbooks.
Although many universities moved back after the war, the academic style of self-reliance and self-improvement for the country and nation was retained. Therefore, after the founding of New China, many universities were re-established near the teaching concentration area in the south of the city. In this way, Guicheng is not only in the province, but also in the country, but also in the country, and a large number of students who have been struggling for many years gathered from all over the country to this city.
With the expansion of enrollment in colleges and universities with the national school-run policy in the early 21st century and the rise of the public school-running craze, this small town with a population of only one million has dozens of national, private universities and colleges. If we include those numerous public and private vocational and technical schools, the small town with only one million local residents will have to add hundreds of thousands of students, and in the next few years, this number will soon exceed the million mark.
Because these schools are mostly concentrated in the southern suburbs of Guicheng, some people have the need to eat, drink, defecate, sit and lie down, and some people have the flow of tourists. After a few years, as the population gradually increases, a university town has gradually formed here, which is so huge that it can be used as another city.
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The weather in Guicheng in mid-May is already quite representative of the hot southern part. The hot afternoon sun burns everything on the surface. Faced with such weather, no one is willing to take advantage of the scorching sun to play outdoors. The students who have just finished class and walked quickly on the streets of University Town prove this very well.
"Hey~ Dear classmates, college students' friendship journey, 38 yuan per person, round-trip fare and tickets, go to see the mountains and play with water for nothing on weekends. Whether the scenery is beautiful depends on whether you are in a good mood. The handsome beauties of major universities go to the scenic spot together, that is, the mountains and water are more beautiful. Don't seek to find a partner in life, but please make friends with friends... Seize the opportunity, seize the tail of youth, and don't leave the beautiful campus with regrets..."
Standing beside a street in the University Town, standing under a promotional tent scorching by the sun, Duan Guoyu waved the information in his hand and kept shouting to the boys and girls passing by the stalls to sell their business and distribute promotional materials. Those who are interested occasionally stop and take a look are even more recommended.
"Beauty, I haven't seen you some days, where will I go to relax on May Day? What?! Because I didn't go out to read books in the dormitory at the end of the month? Oh my God~~No wonder I looked much haggard than when I saw you last time... The weather is so hot, I don't go out to relax. If I don't read books and prepare for the exam, if the sun is not burnt, you will be roasted if you don't take a look at the exam! I heard from my elder brother that I went to Rabbit Mountain to relax on Saturday to ensure you are in a happy mood. And I heard that the nunnery on Rabbit Mountain is very effective. I burn incense and worship it, and I will definitely pass it after I just hug the Buddha's feet!!"
"This handsome guy, are you going to join our college student journey? I dare not say much about anything else. Just based on the conditions of our university town, no matter what type you like, from the region, like a generous northern tiger girl, a small family in Jiangnan, a girl from the West Xinjiang who can sing and dance, and a hot girl in the mountains; from age to a postdoctoral post-doctoral sister who is 30 to a high school student pseudo-loli of sixteen or seventeen years old, we can help you find the right goal in your mind to form a tour group! But of course, we only mention the conditions for travel and group formation. Whether we can make a relationship depends on personal efforts...what?!! You already have a girlfriend? Sauri Sauri!"
"But... looking at the handsome guy's expression, I guess the progress of the handsome guy and his girlfriend is still so bad, and finally kicked in... Hi! What's so sorry about this? Come on, I've seen a lot of things like you, like a handsome guy. I'll tell you a secret: Do you know the most likely moments for women to give their own life? The first is when the psychological and physical exhaustion or pleasure is extremely psychologically and physically; the second is when the visual and auditory stimulation produces an effect; the third is the key point, when you are alone with you in a strange environment."
"Think about it, is there anything that can be more in line with the above three points than asking her to travel? Traveling outside will definitely bring her psychological pleasure and physical fatigue? Going out to see the beautiful mountains and beautiful waters and enjoy the quiet world is better than squeezing buses to listen to lectures in the university town every day, right? The most important thing is that you are in a strange environment with her. In an unfamiliar strange environment, she will easily lose control of her emotions. She will unconsciously treat the men around her as objects of dependence, and develop a sense of psychological dependence, and you can seize the opportunity..."
"Don't hesitate. The first-line rafting tour of Tiandingzhai Waterfall that we will set off on Friday afternoon and return on Sunday afternoon is tailor-made for students like you. This route includes climbing mountains, watching the water, and letting her feel the most solid support and care you give her in the storm of the rapids. A romantic trip of three days and two nights is enough to complete the deepest communication and exchanges from the soul to the body. What else can be better than this route?! So brother, for the happiness and sexual blessings of your second half of your life and the lower body, the two have a total of 398 yuan, eight hearts and eight arrows, which is absolutely worth the money!!"
"Oh... discount? This is the lowest price. Otherwise, I personally donate three of you with friendly help. No! What do you think about five condoms? Don't hesitate. Today is Wednesday. I missed this week. Do you still want to find two five girls in your left and right hands to solve the problem next week?... Yes, if you want to be a real man, you must be frivolous and crisp! You can take four hundred brothers, find two for you, and there are five condoms with fragrance..."
One feature on the streets of University Town is that the flow of people on the street has a peak period for a specific time period. This is a specific feature of the unified time difference between students in and out of class. This wave of passenger flow is naturally the peak tide caused by the end of the first two classes in the afternoon. After this wave of peak tide, there will be a relatively low flow period, so people who do business here will take advantage of a short time difference in the middle to rest and replenish the goods.
Duan Guoyu would naturally take advantage of this time to take a break. He shouted and fooled the whole time just now. Although he didn't have to work hard and devote himself to it, talking in such weather for ten minutes is also dry. It is naturally a very comfortable thing to fill himself with a mouthful of ice water. However, the more comfortable thing is to take out the account book and add such income to the account book.
Taking out the phone, Duan Guoyu found the people he wanted to contact from the phone book, and called the phone one by one while the rest of the day.
"Hey, Brother Mo, it's my little one. I'll add two of them to the Dingzhai Waterfall first-line tour this Friday. Yes, one man and one woman. The old-fashioned dinner special hotpot banquet add some ingredients to stimulate the hormones of men and women, and then arrange to live in a single room together. Nonsense couples, aren't it tragic to let them live separately?! Do you come and get the money or call you? OK, then I'll pay you the same as usual... Next week? After Friday, I won't sell travel. Students either have to have holidays and have no money or have to take exams and have no moods. Why do you sell travel?! Next week, graduates from six schools will return to school after internships. I'm going to sell internship appraisal books. Next week, telecom operators will rent me to sell graduation communication cards and memorial books... Just like that, I'm hanging up..."
"Hey, beauty, it's me, old classmates naturally have to contact and greet you frequently... How are you doing now? Well! Not bad, I've been transferred to the provincial foreign director of the marketing department. OK, old classmates, you are all provincial leaders!!! No, there is no joke about you, I don't dare to lend me ten courage... It's just that old classmates have been promoted and made a fortune, but don't forget to give me brothers for the sake of the party and the country... There is no such thing as this, I'm just a little bitch... By the way, are there any condom promotional gifts given by your condom company last time? Don't worry, I'm definitely not like this?
The pharmacy uses gifts as goods, and I am not qualified to sell this thing, right? I must use your company's products as gifts to increase the selling point... Don't worry, I am the first brand promotion strategic highland for your company's products to contribute to our nation and even the entire earth's population environment!! Well, you come back the day after tomorrow to get me another batch!! By the way, Blue Beauty, what new varieties have been released in your company? Gay condom?! Bah bah!! Can I use that thing... Fruit flavor* hand over the condom? Is it easy to use? Well... Blue Beauty said it's easy to use, so I've definitely experienced it myself... Hey?! Rush, I'm hanging..."
"Brother Duan, are we here, are we busy?" Just as Duan Guoyu was still muttering that he was selling condoms and couldn't even make such a joke, a burly and sunny boy walked over with an authentic northern accent. Behind him was a little boy less than 1.5 meters tall, cute and thin. The little boy seemed to be shy of people. When he walked on the street, he always wanted to hide himself behind the boy nearly two meters tall in front. With his tender face and a slightly scary expression, people couldn't help but feel a lot of love for him after seeing it, especially those girls. The more the little boy was like this, he attracted more attention.
"Well, I'm a little busy. The machine goes to shout and pull people. Lan Zi comes in and helps greet him." Duan Guoyu put down the last few strokes and assigned the tasks of the two without raising his head.
"I shouted again..." The tall gray machine muttered reluctantly.
"Why? Don't want to?! Then you can change with Lanzi?"
"No! Just Lan Zi's shy mosquito sounds, probably no one heard them. Besides, I don't know how seduced Zhen Lan's little boy is to girls' motherly nature. Let Lan Zi stand outside, his little face is not pinched by those women..." Gray hand smiled lewdly and stretched out his big hand like a palm fan to pinch the little boy's face, but the latter alertly avoided the claw that reached out to his face.
What the machine said in the mouth is not a fantasy or a fabrication, but it did happen to the little boy named Zhen Lan in front of him. This young man, who is under sixteen years old, is not only young but also has a cute baby face. With his short and thin body and cute expression without pretending... It is easy for people to feel the love of the younger brother next door, and it is a man and a woman! In the entire university town, I don’t know how many girls, elder sister, aunt and grandma, the motherly love...
"It's good to know, especially if you have a machine, give me some energy. Use more snacks in the next wave of people. Don't just want to know more girls all day without selling products. Instead of mourning in the room all day, it's better to earn more money first!!" Duan Guoyu taught the big machine in front of him without hesitation, but Duan Guoyu was also well aware of the method of giving a sweet date with a stick, and his voice changed. "The money must be available, but the Five Insect Temple is even more important. The first mate came home this morning and called me just now. He brought some good things from home. We can enjoy the good food tonight and have a good tooth sacrifice. There are good dishes that can't be without a good bar. I'll sell two more orders tonight and have a good night to drink!!"
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Over the years, with the expansion and development of universities, no matter how the school develops, the small hotels and rental housing industries are absolutely flourishing next to each university. In an ordinary rental house in this university town, the uniform and rhythmic "aggressive" sound between the kitchen knife and the chopping board proves that the person who controls the kitchen knife has a good wrist control. The small table in the simple rental house hall is placed with several plates of color, fragrance and flavor. It also proves that the practitioner is a capable person with a certain level of cooking skills.
However, although this practitioner has good skills, his face is a little afraid of complimenting. His eyebrows are raised, and although he is not as fat as his face, his facial features look extremely ferocious, especially his eyes that are narrowed, which exudes a kind of jackal-like ferocity. To put it simply, it means that he knows that he is not a good person at first glance.
This capable man seemed to be in a good mood. He hummed an unknown tune while manipulating the ingredients on the chopping board. The happy tune seemed to infect the ingredients that were constantly sliced in his hands, and beautiful patterns were piled up on the chopping board.
"Damn it, the chef is really different. You can smell the fragrance from the bottom of the building!" The loud shout of Ashman came in with the sound of the door key twisting.
"Well... it's delicious. With this skill, it's okay to be a chef in a five-star hotel. The woman who married you will be happy for the rest of her life..." After entering the door, Gray Machine threw his bag to the side, rushed to the dining table and twisted a piece of bacon with her fingers and threw it into her mouth.
"If you still use your dirty claws to grab vegetables, I'm happy to use your fingers to make a stir-fry knuckle today." The first mate, the practitioner, glanced at the ash machine that was about to twist another piece of meat to satisfy his craving, warned him. The kitchen knife in his hand turned a few beautiful circles in his hand. This hand once again proved that the first mate's control of the knife was absolutely first-class.
"Hehe, Sauri! Sauri!" Although it was still hot this evening, the gray machine obviously felt the chill that the first mate was about to use his fingers to stir-fry new dishes.
"First mate, get more food. I just met a landlord downstairs. I heard that you brought good things to the teething ceremony when you came home. He planned to buy beer and eat free meals according to the old rules." The young man surnamed Duan, who followed him, smiled and told the first mate that because he had lived here for a long time, the first mate's craftsmanship made the delicious landlord amazed. Every time he heard that the first mate came home to get the ingredients, he would come to the teething ceremony. Spending a hundred yuan to buy wine and eat a meal is a bit luxurious, but in an era when the ingredients processed by chemicals are flying all over the sky, it makes people question the safety of food. Some of the more rustic things are, the more precious it is.
"no problem!"
Soon, a few home-cooked dishes and bowls and chopsticks were placed on the table. Xiao Zhengtai took a few small plastic stools, Duan Guoyu, gray handjob, the eldest mate, and Xiao Zhengtai Zhen Lan. The four of them, plus the landlord's plump body, took up 70% or 80% of the remaining space in the small rental house.
Two plates of large main dishes are not rare. Scrambled bacon with green peppers and garlic and stir-fried sausages with dried bamboo shoots, but the main ingredients are made by the child's house by himself. The eldest mate lives in a small village outside the north of the city. The family eats this pride from his ancestors. The things they make are definitely real and good things, and they are definitely not mixed with chemical materials. For example, this bacon kills the pigs raised by their own homes, and the smoked firewood is selected firewood. It is hung on the firewood stove for half a year. It is difficult to meet a good chef if you don't taste good.
There are chili peppers in the dish, and the chili peppers are very spicy. This is the chili pepper carefully selected by the eldest son. Guicheng people are delicious and spicy, and they are the kind of chili peppers. However, chili is not like fruits such as apples. The sweetness of the fruits is tested. The sweetness of the fruits affects the price of the fruits. Therefore, when the fruits are planted, they need to pick some of them when they bloom and bear small fruits to concentrate nutrients to make the remaining fruits bigger and sweeter. But there is not so much attention to the peppers. There is no unified standard that affects the price. Therefore, local farmers will not pick the fruits and concentrate the nutrients, and they can grow as much as possible. Therefore, these chili peppers that have been deliberately selected and taken care of by the eldest son’s family are spicy and heavier than the chili peppers sold on the market.
This spicy naturally requires something to relieve the taste, and the cool beer became the best thing. Not long after, the three beer brought by the charterer killed two of them. After more wine, there were more and more. There were everything from all over the country, but the most was the things that men were most interested in on this table. What are the erotic stories about the Prime Minister of Italy, and what do you know about Teacher Chen?
I was drunk and talked too much, and I naturally became energetic. People said that I was warm and thoughtful, and the activities after drinking were quickly brought out. However, this one said that I had to go to the art school to see a beautiful girl wash her eyes, and the other immediately opposed it and starved her eggs to death when she was full. The landlord suggested going to a new hair salon not far away to wash her hair and massage, but immediately was opposed by three cash-strapped students, the eldest mate, Xiao Zhengtai and Huijie... The slander of the fight made the small room very lively.
However, happy time is always the easiest to spend. When the landlord who was having fun was taken back by the angry landlord, everyone noticed that the time was almost late at night. The four of them stopped making noise and sat in the corner of the room chatting.
"The machine, there is a thousand dollars here. You will deposit it in the Lanzi School account tomorrow. Today, his counselor called again. I was sleeping in a daze at that time, and my mother almost missed her mouth." Duan Guoyu pulled out ten red great heads from his purse and handed them to the machine.
"The school is collecting debts again? Damn it, I didn't see them so diligent when teaching... But Brother Duan, I remember you were planning to buy an electric bike, so don't buy it?" When Gray Machine heard it, the blood vessels on her forehead bulged out a little. Gray Machine knew that Duan Guoyu had no formal job, and he often needed to work in interpersonal relationships and business. The entire university town was too big. He always wanted to buy an electric bike for transportation, especially in summer, when he rode a bicycle out of business before he even arrived at his destination. If the other party was a girl or a lady with a little cleanliness, this sweaty body would give the other party a bad impression and affect the success rate of work.
"What are you talking about? It's okay for people to ask for arrears. I'm only paying more than half of the tuition fee in a year, so I don't ask for it. Let's put it down beforehand. Let's settle Lanzi's affairs first. The school said that if you don't pay, you will have to send a letter of reimbursement to Lanzi's house. It doesn't matter if I'm tired, don't worry the elderly in Lanzi's house..."
Duan Guoyu stuffed the money in his hand to the grey machine who wanted to say something, and turned to Lanzi and continued to say, "Tomorrow I will continue to call your counselor as your family to tell them that they have handed over another part of the rest, and we will make up for the rest as soon as possible. Lanzi, you should also pay attention. If there is any movement in the school, you should notify us in time. This is for your grandparents' bodies, do you understand?"
Xiao Zhengtai Zhen Lan's eyes were slightly red. The situation in his family was very special. His parents died early and he was raised by his grandparents. But a few years ago, because his uncle and aunt targeted the last little wealth of their grandparents, they moved to live with the old man. They regarded Xiao Zhen Lan as a thorn in the eyes of the competition for family wealth. Xiao Zhen Lan's life was always quite bad. Since he came out to study with the gray machine, although he was no longer subject to the rolling eyes and disguised abuse of the powerful wealth lovers, he also worried the two old men. Every time the two old men saw him, they would secretly give Zhen Lan some money, which was a small amount of money of one or two cents. Although it was only a decimal amount of ten or eight yuan, it was all a little money deducted from the teeth by the two old men under the control of the bastard economy. If the two old men saw the school's levy letter, it would not make the old man feel embarrassed.
"Don't say anything about those extra nonsense, brothers, who has no difficulty in life? Brothers are the ones who can spend time together, whether they are poor or wealthy! I have been in decline over the past few years, otherwise I would have paid all these thousands of dollars for you!" Duan Guoyu touched Zhen Lan's head and blocked his words of thanks back into his stomach. The other three people in the room knew that Duan Guoyu in front of him was a brother who took good care of his brothers. After experiencing a failure in his life a few years ago, he had been very unsatisfactory after he experienced a failure in life. However, even so, he would grit his teeth and take good care of these good brothers. Although this thousand dollars is not much, he doesn't know how many times he has to shout and how many orders he sells to earn this number. And more importantly, this kind of thing is not just happening today, but since he met, it has happened frequently.
"Okay, since you're idle, you'll have a walk by the river." Seeing the atmosphere in the room a little dull, Duan Guoyu knew that he wanted to do something to liven up the atmosphere, so he suggested that a few people go to the river several miles away to take a walk. His proposal was immediately approved by the other three.
Chapter completed!