Chapter 143 God Blind (8/10)
The Lakers and Warriors played quite anxiously in the preseason, including the reasons for their low intensity and the reasons for their lack of competition.
In order to adjust the chemical reaction between the main and main rotation, Phil Jackson let the main and main rotation play most of the time against the Warriors in the first game.
Wei Xia and Bynum came on as a substitute and played for 21 minutes each.
In 21 minutes, Wei Xia showed many gratifying traits.
He killed Mike Dunleavy, scored 4 points, 5 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals, 1 block and 3 turnovers.
In the end, the Lakers defeated the Warriors by a slight advantage of 103 to 97.
"The influx of young power makes the Lakers special." Warriors head coach Mike Montgomery praised the Lakers' youth.
Jackson took a completely different attitude: "Young people need time to adapt to NBA. Some of them are still treating NBA with the intensity of NCAA. This is wrong, let alone we have high school students. They have a long way to go and will have many difficulties in the future. I hope they can keep making progress without being arrogant or impatient."
Wei Xia's debut on behalf of the Lakers was unanimously praised. The media came to interview him and he played his own characteristics.
"This game has an important significance to me, why? Because we won, I found a long-lost resonance in the game. It is a rare quality. I fought for it..." If someone doesn't understand what he wants to express, "My data is not important, victory is important, because the data of failure is just a piece of waste paper, symbolizing futile efforts. I have been creating an environment for winning since I was a child, and it will be the same in the NBA..."
At least, the reporter understood his words.
Winning is important.
The data of the loser is just waste paper.
Andrew Bynum, a minor who is only 15 days old, is eager to show his mature side.
When the reporter asked him about his thoughts about his debut, his performance reminded him of a talented center forward on the Lakers.
A mysterious smile appeared on his face. The reporter couldn't figure out what he was laughing at. What was so ridiculous.
Today's highlight is destined from the moment Kobe takes the lead.
At the end of the press conference, Kobe slowly walked into the locker room and was about to leave when suddenly, he found someone standing in front of him.
He raised his eyes and looked calmly.
Wei Xia held the full Gatorade with a serious face and said, "It's time to fulfill your promise."
Kobe didn't expect that a moment of ventilation would lead to such bad consequences.
"You don't really want me to drink Gatorade on the back, do you?" Kobe looked at Wei Xia vigilantly, "Are you serious?"
"Forgive me for being foolish, I can't hear you were joking. I seriously gave you the best pass in my life. If you finish it, we both will load the NBA promotional video of this season together, but you messed up, you said if you messed up, drink Gatorade on the upside down, so... please." Wei Xia took out his long-lasting warmth and said, "I will pour Gatorade into your mouth when you're on the upside down and make sure that there is no drop."
The people in the locker room were already scared by Wei Xia.
That's Kobe, he's desperate?
"Oh, that's too difficult, and I said, Visa, this cup of Gatorade is too much, right?" Odom stared at the super doubled large-sized Gatorade in Weisha's hand, which had to be at least 400 ml.
Wei Xia nodded harmlessly and said, "I considered that Kobe might be thirsty after we just finished the game, so she asked Gary to prepare a big cup."
"Three q." Kobe said with a dead face.
Even if you imagine his tone as saying "send q".
"It's still people from your big cities who can play." Brian Russell laughed.
The madman even said: "I have seen many things about the old bird playing rookies. This is the first time I have seen the rookies playing rookies. It's exciting, so thrilling. Kobe, are you going to run away, right?"
Kobe had this plan before the madman spoke.
"No need to run away. If you think this is too difficult for you, let's forget it." Wei Xia smiled lightly, "I think I am still a very easy-to-talk person."
Odom, who had known Kobe since childhood, was not only sighing that Wei Xia was cruel enough, but only used a pair of affectionate eyes to express his regret for Kobe.
Kobe may have been liable just now. When the madman was excited, Wei Xia said, let alone 400 ml of Gatorade, even his mother arsenic can be drunk to show you.
"Come on!"
Kobe stood up tragically and stood upside down against the wall, "Come on!"
Wei Xia approached with Gatorade and waved to Bynum in the corner.
Bynum shrank his head and walked over ashamedly as if he had done something big bad, and brought Wei Xia... a straw.
"After all, I'm drinking water on the back. I'm afraid it's leaking out. It's shameful to waste..." Wei Xia said to her horrified teammates, "This will ensure that Kobe finished drinking Gatorade."
The old birds applauded together.
The madman clapped his hands with a serious look on his face and nodded frequently to Wei Xia.
Are you cruel or are you cruel!
Wei Xia put the straw into the big cup of Gatorade and approached Kobe, "Come on, give you a tool."
"Please enjoy it."
"Come on, there are still many more."
"By the way, that's it."
"It's almost over Kobe, come on!"
Wei Xia tricked Kobe, Bynum was an accomplice, and another rookie, Vaughan Weaver, was not idle. He borrowed a camera and took pictures of Kobe's handstand Gatorade next to him.
So, the prank of Kobe became an incident where rookies participated collectively.
In fact, there is no difference between drinking water on the upside down and drinking water on the stand. Everything we eat or drink will be digested in the stomach, no matter where it is. Food is not through gravity, but through a series of reflexes controlled by the brain. The mouth does not only lead to the stomach, but also to the nose and lungs. Therefore, it is important that they will not be digested in the wrong place once they swallow food or drinks.
It sounds like eating and drinking on the upside down, but as long as you can maintain the upside down posture, you will find that it is not that difficult. What's more, Wei Xia thoughtfully prepared the straw, and did not let Kobe open his mouth like he abused a prisoner.
The cruelty in the eyes of his teammates was Wei Xia's extrajudicial favor to Kobe. Kobe finished drinking 400 ml of Gatorade without any discomfort except for wanting to urinate.
"Look, there's really nothing left!"
Kobe showed the Gatorade cup that was not left at all, and he actually wanted to use it to educate the people in the team: "Since you are a man, you must be honest with your words. I hope each of you is like me!"
Kobe's speech ended, but the atmosphere in the locker room was as cold as someone told a hilarious joke.
"Baoba!" Wei Xia applauded tactfully and prevented Kobe from falling into the awkward ocean. "I benefited from this lesson."
Later, Kobe did not revenge on Weisha, bynum, or Weaver. It was as if nothing had happened.
Maybe Kobe really doesn't care, but Wei Xia lets the veterans in the team see his energy through this incident.
Therefore, no one went to punish him, and at most he had to carry his bag.
Every time Wei Xia is away, he will have seven or eight more backpacks that do not belong to him.
He put in a lot of effort into this.
But compared to Andrew Bynum, he is lucky.
Bynum became a waiter on the team. He was the one who wanted to buy water and do whatever he wanted to do. Even the people from the Players Guild contacted Bynum and placed a lot of auxiliary tools in his place. Bynum is a mobile warehouse. When every old bird needs to make any movement on the bed, he will call Bynum's room and ask him to give him some bulletproof helmets to prevent fire from being fired and edible lubricants that help the game experience.
Every team will have such a warehouse manager.
The Players Guild is becoming increasingly mature and rigorous, and the care and care for players has reached all aspects and is meticulous.
They want to make sure players have a good experience in exploring human mysteries in bed, and by the way, prevent them from overlying the equipment they don't want on women who are just a night of affection.
Due to the details that Kobe had exposed to the trial, the Players' Guild thought Kobe's behavior was extremely wild. Therefore, Bynum's "warehouse" contains many things that Wei Xia had never seen before.
"Why are there whips?"
"Candle?"
“Isn’t this a dog-carrying collar?”
"Animal Tail?"
"This...what is this thing for?"
"And...there are also syringes for hospital intestinal cleaning?"
Wei Xia observed Bynum's warehouse and sighed again and again. Humans are so good at playing.
Bynum looked warm and kind, "Do you want it? I can lend it to you."
"No need, keep it for yourself." Wei Xia politely refused.
"Guess who is the one who consumes the most bulletproof helmets here." Bynum asked in a bad mood.
"Kobe?"
"Can you think we are better than a boss? How could it be him?"
"Chris?"
"Does he look like someone who can use 6 helmets in one night?"
"6?!" Wei Xia shouted, "Are you kidding?"
Bynum said angrily and amusedly: "If you give him a helmet six times a night like me, you will be as impressed as me."
“Who is it?”
“Stanislav (Medvedko)1.”
Wei Xia said with a serious face: "I know why his waist is not good now."
"Isn't it? His waist cannot be good. If it can be good, it's God blind!" Bynum muttered.
At this time, Vaughan Weaver knocked on the door and said like a broadcaster: "Andrew, I want 10 sets, 5 fake brothers, 1 plug, 100,000 fires quickly!"
"Who is doing such a big battle?" Bynum panicked and took out what Weaver needed.
"Damn, Chris and Ratrell will die sooner or later in the woman's belly!" Weaver said angrily, "They pulled ten girls and opened a suite!"
1Medvedenko only played 2 games in the 2005-06 season due to a waist and knee injury. He played 14 games in the Hawks the following year and disappeared from the NBA. This is a malicious interpretation, please do not criticize if you don’t like it.
Chapter completed!