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Chapter 1: Blood of a dog

In the spring of the sixth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, at noon, an altar was set up in the intermediate court of Duke Lai's mansion. On the altar was a pair of tall candles, a high incense burning in the copper incense burner, and a row of yellow talisman paper was placed in front of the incense burner.

In front of the altar, a Taoist priest wearing an old gray Taoist robe was stepping on the seven-star steps, dancing with peach wood sword in his hand, and chanting curse with a rumor. The Taoist priest was not old, with two inches of swallow beard left on the chin, which was quite good. From time to time, he used the peach wood sword to pick up a piece of yellow talisman paper, lit it on the candle, and sprinkled some glutinous rice. The solemn momentum made people feel awe.

This Taoist priest seemed to be chanting a mantra, but if he approached him, he could hear it clearly. He was chanting: "Make a hundred citrus today and another hundred citrus tomorrow. It is delicious and spicy. Women don't have the same meaning. The servants of the Du family are so charming, tall, short, and fat..."

There were many people standing on both sides of the altar, most of whom were dressed as servants. They were servants and troops of the Duke of Lai. However, because they stood too far, they could not hear the Taoist spells clearly.

In the northwest of the altar, a middle-aged man in his forties stood a short beard in his forties. He wore a fu head (a hat with two small tails in the Tang Dynasty, which was actually wrapped around his head like a headscarf), a gray-green bird-patterned suit, and a jade pendant hanging on his waist. This person was Du Ruhui's younger brother, Du Chuke.

Du Chuke frowned and looked at a wooden shop in front of him with worry. On the wooden shop was a fifteen-year-old boy. The boy was born with beautiful eyes, his eyes were closed at this moment, as if he was sleeping. This was Duke Lai Du Ruhui's second son, Du He.

Du He took a boat tour with someone yesterday and accidentally fell into the water. Fortunately, he was rescued by someone, but after he was rescued ashore, he found that he was exhausted. Strangely, after Du He was sent home, he suddenly had a breath again, but the breath was weak and he had never woken up. Du Chuke invited the imperial physician to treat him, and the imperial physician was helpless.

Some people think that Du He is plagued by water ghosts, and Du Chuke had no choice but to invite Taoist priests to exorcise evildoers for Du He.

In a moment, a young servant wearing green clothes and as thin as a monkey ran over with two wooden barrels, shouting as he ran: "Here's here! He's got the black dog blood and feces!"

When the servants around saw him coming, they covered their noses one after another. They saw that the thin servant had half a bucket of bright red blood in the wooden barrel on the left hand, and the wooden barrel on the right hand was smelly and it was actually feces.

The Taoist priest stopped dancing the sword and said, "Spray black blood on your Shaolang. If he doesn't wake up and pours water on the feces, he will be entangled by evil spirits. These two things will overcome evil things."

"Here (re third tone)!" The thin servant put down the bucket in his right hand, carried the bucket full of black blood in both hands, and walked towards Du He.

At this moment, Du He, who was lying on the wooden pavilion, moved his fingers and slowly opened his eyes. When everyone saw Du He awakens, they all exclaimed happily.

Seeing this, the Taoist priest raised his eyebrows and stroked his beard happily: "Look, I'm scared, your young man is awake!"

He stroked his beard too hard and pulled it off halfway. It turned out that his beard was glued on it. Fortunately, everyone's eyes were gathered on Du He at this moment, and no one noticed this, so he quickly glued his beard back on.

The thin servant quickly put down the wooden barrel and ran to the wooden shop excitedly. Looking at Du He who had already opened his eyes, she burst into tears: "Shaolang, you have woken up, you have finally woken up..."

Du Chuke also excitedly stepped forward and asked anxiously: "He'er, how do you feel?"

Du He lay on the wooden board, his eyes rolling, not knowing what was going on. He clearly remembered that he was hit by a car when he went downstairs to eat barbecue. Why did he wake up but was stared at by so many people? And these people were dressed so strangely and were filming costume dramas? This young man who was as thin as a monkey is very good at stealing the show, and his tears were swelling...

"Where is this? The underworld?" Du He asked weakly.

The thin servant replied excitedly: "This is our family, Shaolang, you finally woke up and scared us to death..."

He was excited about his words and deeds, and his tears and snot sprayed Du He's face.

"You...master!" Du He raised his hand and wiped his face with great difficulty, and cursed depressedly, "Can you be a little qualifying? You just talk and say something, what are you doing when you spit my face and snot?"

The thin servant was scolded and was not angry at all. He was still excited. He pointed at his nose and asked Du He: "Young man, do you recognize me? I..."

"And I, do you recognize me?" Du Chuke also pointed at his nose.

People like to use this kind of question to test whether others are conscious.

Du He glanced at the two of them, frowned and asked, "Your surname?"

When Du Chuke heard this, his heart sank, and the others seemed to be poured from head to toe by a basin of cold water, and turned their heads to look at the Taoist priests.

The Taoist priest hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Don't panic, he just woke up, and his mind was a little confused, let him slow down."

Du He didn't know what they were doing, and he struggled to get up, but he was weak and couldn't get up, so he said to the thin servant beside him: "Please help me, please help me, I don't have the strength to get up."

When everyone heard this, they looked shocked.

The thin monkey suddenly became so scared that his face was blue and his lips were white. He took several steps and shouted in panic: "Master, this is not my Shaolang, it's fine if I don't recognize anyone, but when will the Shaolang be so polite!"

As he said, even if a person is temporarily confused and does not know his former acquaintances, his nature will not change. Now Du He speaks so politely, he is completely different from Du He before, so the thin servant concluded that this is not Du He at all.

When the Taoist priest heard this, his eyes turned and immediately showed a shocked face. He picked up the peach wood sword and said anxiously: "The big thing is not good. This is evil possession. I will do it immediately. You should hold him down and pour black blood on him. Don't let him move!"

After saying that, he picked up the peach wood sword and danced, and said quickly and in a low voice: "The person is awake, the money is coming, and the next thing is to run away with the money..."

Before Du He could react, several strong servants came up to hold him down. The thin servant was carrying a bucket of black blood and poured it on him. Du He instantly became a "red man", red and red, and even choked on the blood in his mouth. The fishy smell made him want to vomit.

No matter who it is, if you are thrown into water for no reason, you will get angry, let alone a bucket of blood.

Du He was angry on the spot, and his anger made him much stronger. While struggling, he looked at the thin servant and cursed: "Damn it, come here and see if I won't beat you to death!"

The thin monkey was obviously afraid of Du He and said pitifully: "Shaolang, don't blame me, I'm saving you..."

Du Chuke commanded on the side: "Press him down quickly, don't let go, he is possessed by evil spirit..."

While doing the trick, the Taoist priest ordered: "Fill the manure into his mouth!"

When Du He heard this, his heart suddenly felt a thrill, and he was filled with feces?

Before he could think too much, the thin servant had already come to him with a bucket of feces. The other servants pressed him tightly, and all he could move was his mouth and fingers.

Du He smelled the stench of feces and almost passed away. He was anxious and angry in his heart. He glared at the thin servant and cursed: "Dog thing! Fuck Ni Group Sect... You dare to try to fill me with feces. If you have the will to let me go, I will break my legs and my three legs... "

Upon hearing this, the thin monkey suddenly stopped moving and looked surprised: "He called me a dog thing... He recognized me, he called me a dog thing! Shaolang has always called me like this!"

The Taoist priest couldn't help but stop doing it and asked, "Did he really recognize you?"

The thin servant stepped forward and looked at Du He with anticipation: "Shaolang, have you recognized me? I, it's me..." He wanted to remind Du He.

Du He glared and cursed: "Dog thing! Take the dung bucket away and I'm so fucked to death!"

The thin servant nodded in excitement: "Yes, I am a dog, Shaolang is awake! You can't make a mistake! It's Shaolang!"
Chapter completed!
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