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Chapter 6 Split

"Uncle, I summarized your missionary method. I think this is not possible." Qianli curled up the quilt on the bed and said seriously to Lu Yun.

"Then what do you think should be done?" Lu Yun asked without any expectations.

"Drying is not good. If you want to develop believers, you still have to show off your information! And spreading faith cannot be licking dogs. This will not be valued by others. You must take the initiative to lick us." Qianli made thought-provoking speeches based on the reality that she had always despised by her in school.

Listening to Qianli's speech, Lu Yun suddenly realized that the way he looked when he was preaching, wasn't he the same way he was when he was a dog licking? He had already vowed not to be a dog licking, this is not possible.

"Then what do you think should be done?" Lu Yun asked sincerely.

Although Qianli is much younger than himself, Lu Yun has to admit that as a senior goddess, she is indeed much more experienced than herself in what she is doing when she is licking dogs.

"Uncle, do you have the detonation talisman in the Naruto?"

"have."

"Make the detonation talisman into a flyer, promote the flyer of the Dimension God, and then each person sends one, telling them that this is thrown out at a critical moment and that one of them can save them. I don't believe that they don't cherish it. But if you want more, you have to lick us, and even spend money to buy it. At that time, we don't need to promote the Dimension God. They will definitely cherish the detonation talisman that they have worked hard to get. Looking at the introduction of the Dimension God on the Detonation Talisman leaflet every day, you will subtly believe in the Dimension God."

"You are such a clever little ghost."

Lu Yun felt that he had really found the right job as a candidate saint, and maybe he could consider changing her job to become a formal saint.

In the room, Lu Yun and his own candidate saint were discussing how to increase their staff, the big muscle bull and the glasses otakus in the next room were also ready to rest.

The big muscle was taking a shower in the bathroom, and his glasses were leaning against the bedside in a daze. While thinking about what Miss Qianli was doing next door and what relationship he had with the store manager, he fantasized that if he had such a beautiful lady, he would just rush to have a room with him. As he thought about it, his face showed a silly smile.

The sound of running water in the bathroom was accompanied by the sound of the big muscles humming. It would be great if the young lady was taking a bath now, and her glasses continued to fantasize.

At the same time, the big muscle bull in the bath looked at his muscles in the mirror, posing in various shapes, and nodded with satisfaction.

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The phone at the bedside of the bedroom and the phone ringing in the bathroom ring at the same time. This is a serial phone call, and you can answer it no matter where you answer it.

Because Glasses were still fantasizing about the little sister, they reacted a step slower, and the big muscle bull in the bathroom had already answered the phone.

I didn't care if I thought there was something wrong with the front desk, so I simply continued to fantasize.

"Hey, what's the matter?" The big muscle in the bathroom asked while tilting his head to ask while rinsing his head.

I just listened to the sound of "I found you."

The sound seemed to come from the underground of Jiuyou, with a clear and cold heart. When he heard the sound, the Big Muscle Ba felt that he was frozen. His body was stiff and he couldn't move. He could only stare at the mirror facing him with a terrified look.

But at this moment, a cold smile appeared on his face in the mirror.

The bathroom in the mirror became dilapidated as if it had been over a hundred years at once, and the water flowing from the faucet also turned into blood mixed with long hair.

Looking at the big muscle bull in the mirror, in such an environment, while bleeding, he was staring at the big muscle bull outside the mirror with a strange smile.

The Big Muscle only felt a wave of coldness constantly covering his body, and the Big Muscle in the mirror began to crawl out of the mirror, and his hands covered with blood and long hair pinched towards the Big Muscle's neck.

The big muscle bull felt more and more suffocating, until he completely lost consciousness.

With a thud, something slumped to the ground came from the bathroom, awakening the glasses that were trapped in another fantasy.

The fantasy glasses even gave him the names of his and his sister and the child, but they were interrupted. However, he still asked loudly what was wrong with the big muscle bull in the bathroom, but there was no response.

Glasses hesitated to get up and go to the bathroom to check it out, but suddenly he realized that this was a game of the gods.

In an instant, it seemed as if it was poured down by a basin of cold water. The glasses jumped up from the bed and rushed to the bathroom.

After a while, fierce knocks sounded in the rooms next to each other, and Glasses called everyone out in a panic look.

Everyone gathered in the room of glasses and big muscle bull, and then they saw that there were two big muscle bulls in the bathroom at some point, lying side by side on the ground, all fainting.

"What, why are there two?" Sister Li's eyes were both confused and frightened.

"Tie the person first to prevent accidents." Old Tang said.

After all, he is a veteran, and Lao Tang’s opinions are still very important in everyone’s mind.

So everyone moved the two big muscle bulls to the carpet in the room, and tied the two big muscle bulls with the belts of Lao Tang and Big muscle bulls to each of them.

Anyway, Lao Tang has a big belly, so his pants will not fall off without a belt or not.

"What should I do next?" Glasses looked at Lao Tang.

"Catch a basin of water and wake him up."

So Huang Mao Xiaodong found a kettle to get water in the bathroom, and soon half of the water was poured on the two big muscle bulls.

"What, what's going on?"

"What's wrong?"

"Why is there another me?"

"I'm true."

"I'm the real one, he's fake."

"I, how could I be fake? Look at this string biceps and this abdominal muscles, so perfect."

"Nonsense, my muscles are perfect."

The two big muscles started arguing, just like the real and fake Monkey King.

But after listening to the two big muscle bulls, everyone knew that something abnormal happened after answering a call.

Old Tang frowned and looked at the two big muscles without saying a word, while the rest were full of sadness.

In the end, everyone had to decide to continue to tie the two big muscles first. After all, no one knows which one is true and which one is fake. What if something happens if you let go.

"What should we do tonight?" Glasses said distressedly. After all, he and Big Muscle are in the same room. "Why don't we get together tonight, it's safer."

"Can you still have a rest?" Huang Mao Xiaodong muttered. He didn't want to stay with the big muscle bull who was obviously in trouble now.
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