Chapter 11 The Study of Heaven and Man
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"Madam, are there any priests? Master Fu, I am going to the casino and want to deflower and see redness!"
"I also want one of Mr. Wei, so let's get the luck!"
Two Cheng Yaojin came out halfway. In order to drive away evil spirits, our eldest son Zhang picked a young man in Su Huaiyuan, where Su San had been on the stage, and was ready to deflower. Two harsh sounds like broken gongs came in from outside the gate of Su Huaiyuan. Needless to say, these two voices were unpleasant, and they were endless arrogance and extremely domineering. You could smell the same smell from twenty or thirty miles away. In other words, the tone and tone were exactly the same as our eldest son Zhang, and the tone of the eldest son Zhang’s friends in Linqing City, which made our eldest son Zhang feel very friendly and almost wanted to blurt out, "A group of thieves, are you here now? Young Master, I have already had three times a day!"
"Oh, two masters, why are you... here again?" It was completely intimate to Master Zhang. After hearing the two voices, the old madam who was still smiling just now changed her face, a little blue and a little white. She turned her head in fear and said with a forced smile: "Master Wei, Master Fu, are you here to play in the courtyard again?" Master Zhang also turned around, but saw a large group of men rushing in outside the gate of Su Huai courtyard, leading two luxurious young men, wearing hats, slanted hair, polished hair, and powdered face. Her face was full of evil-looking faces - her extremely temperament seemed to be carved from the same mold as Master Zhang!
"Madam Fu, have you heard what Mr. Fu said? Are there any beautiful young men here today?" The two young men of the two playboys rushed to the madam first, and with a snap, she threw away the fan and shook it and asked.
"Oh, my good friend is here." Master Zhang's eyes were vicious, and he recognized the fan at first sight that was made by Qiu Ying and Qiu Shizhou, who was famous for painting Chun Palace with Tang Bohu. In other words, it was also a chun Palace painting fan. The other of the two playboys was older, at least 35 or 36 years old, but his charming style was not inferior to our 21-year-old Zhang. He also held a chun Palace painting fan of Zhu Zhishan in his hand, and he had a strong Zhili accent, and said in a pretentious manner: "Madam Wei, I have not been available to you for a while. Have you missed Master Wei?" As he said that, the Master Wei, who was in his thirties, actually squeezed the chest of the old puppet who was still charming.
"Two bird-containing sacs! I am hoping that you will come - but you have to pay!" The madam cried in her heart, but she didn't dare to show her face. She could only pretend to be a smile and said coquettishly: "Oh, Mr. Fu, Mr. Wei, look at what you said, you haven't come for so long, not only my mother misses you to death, but who in the yard misses you so much that you lose weight?"
"I think we're losing weight? Is that right? Then Mr. Fu, I have to check it carefully?" Mr. Fu was very slick and immediately pulled a young prostitute from Su Huaiyuan from the side. He opened his arms into her clothes and touched her a few times. He shouted in fuss: "It seems that he is not thin? Forget it, I can't tell through the clothes. Mom, you call all the girls in the yard into the room, take off the clothes and let Mr. Fu check it carefully one by one to see if he's really losing weight?"
"Hahahahaha... Mr. Fu said so well, so wonderful." Before he finished speaking, the large group of followers brought by the two playboys Fu and Wei had become lewd laughing. Many prostitutes and madams in Su Huaiyuan complained coquettishly, flirting with frown, hooking their hands, cheering, and the atmosphere was extremely high. But at this moment, a crisp and loud voice suddenly said: "Mr. Fu, if you want to call the girl in the yard to the room to check your weight, you must light eight or sixty-four big red candles, and then lay four or sixty-six glass mirrors (glass mirrors) from Western tributes around the wall! - Otherwise, you may not be able to see clearly at such a late day." - Needless to say, those who dare to change their faces and say these words in broad daylight and in front of everyone's eyes will naturally be our Zhang Haogu and Zhang Master Zhang.
"Yes! A good idea!" Mr. Fu's eyes lit up, applauded and applauded, and admired this idea very much. However, it was not until this moment that Mr. Fu and Mr. Wei discovered the existence of our Mr. Zhang. After carefully looking at our Mr. Zhang, the two playboys Fu Wei were not very happy with the little face of our Mr. Zhang, but they admired the frivolous and slick temperament of our Mr. Zhang very much. So Mr. Fu rarely gave a sloppy tribute to Mr. Zhang and asked with a smile: "This young master, it seems that we are fellow disciples. How dare we ask about the name of the honorary surname? Where is the person?"
"I dare not be a good person. Zhang Haogu, a native of Linqing, Shandong." Master Zhang gave a more careless manner and smiled: "The young man is not talented, and he likes to make friends with Fengyue heroes the most in his life. I just saw the two young masters talking about Fengyue with all the girls, and I knew that the two young masters were interested in the same interests as the young masters, so I couldn't help but interrupt. I hope that if I offend him, I hope that he would be unfamiliar with him. I just arrived in the capital and was not familiar with the place. If I don't abandon my two brothers, how can we make friends? In the future, we can take care of each other in this Fengyue field, right?"
If we say this to the son of the rich gentleman's family, no one dares to say the word "no" - even if he is the yanei of the county magistrate's family! But the capital is different. Our native-style young master Zhang, who is full of local tyrants, asked the two dandy boys to make friends with the two dandy boys. The two dandy boys of Wei Fu not only did not have any ecstatic expressions, but instead frowned, as if they looked down on our dandy boys. The gang of entourages brought by the two dandy boys of Wei Fu was even more strange, accusing our sects of Zhang's ignorance. One of the very despicable entourages pointed at the nose of Zhang and cursed, "Fuck! What are you? You deserve to be friends with our Mr. Wei and Mr. Fu? Don't urinate how you look?"
"Ren San, shut up." Mr. Fu whispered, then turned to Master Zhang and said, "Mr. Zhang, we are just preparing to go to the casino and come here to find a priest to deflower and save some luck. We rarely come here. If we have the chance to meet someone else in the future, it will not be too late for us to make friends."
"So crazy, it seems that it is quite big." Master Zhang was disappointed but not angry, but he was only interested in the origins of these two playboys. At this time, the dullest Master Wei was already anxious to ask the old madam: "Madam, do you have any innocent servants here today? The more beautiful the better, Master Wei, I have money!"
"You thief kills you, you won't give it to me if you have money!" The madam cursed in his heart and replied with a wry smile: "Master Wei, it's a coincidence that there are many customers these days, and there is only one priest in the yard today, and he has been ordered by this young master Zhang." As he said that, the madam pointed at the young master girl whose pretty face was already red to the bottom of her neck, proving that she was not lying.
Like Master Zhang, the girl's shy appearance and medium-sized appearance quickly touched the two young masters of Wei Fu. Mr. Fu laughed first and said, "Okay, it's her, I want it!" Mr. Wei was stupid and shouted in an anxious voice: "Cousin, you are too disrespectful. I like this girl first, it should be mine! Besides, I am your cousin, you should give it to me!"
As he shouted, Wei Fu and the others went to pull the girl together. The girl was so scared that she was ashamed and afraid by their eagerness and ugly appearance. Subconsciously, she hid behind the young master Zhang who was more pleasing to the side. Zhang Master Zhang also got a little angry, threw Tang Bohu's chungong painting fan away, and stopped Wei Fu and smiled: "Two young masters, I'm so embarrassed. This girl was ordered first, and it's really hard to give up."
Master Zhang's words caused a big disaster. Before Wei and Fu said, the twenty or thirty entourages they brought had already surged up, rolled up their sleeves and pinched their fists, and yelled, "Well, the pickled sirens, dare to rob a girl with our Master Wei, Master Fu? I will beat you to death!" "Little bastard, if you are smart, get out of here, otherwise you will be sued!" Zhang Shitou, the loyal servant of Master Zhang, saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly stopped Master Zhang and shouted, "What are you doing? What do you want to do to my young master?"
Fortunately, the impression that Mr. Zhang had made on Wei and Fu was pretty good. After exchanging a wink, Mr. Fu drank the followers and said to Mr. Zhang in a big way: "Mr. Zhang, you are a foreigner who is not aware of it. We are still speculative in our words. For these two points, today our cousins can not pursue this matter. The girl gave it to us, and the matter is over. Otherwise, you will bear all the consequences."
"Young Master, these two young masters are not people you can afford, so forget it." The madam also kindly advised Master Zhang in the ear of the ear. At the same time, the madam did not want to give Wei Fu the excuse of being angry with the two plague gods - although the backer of Su Huaiyuan is still tough, compared with the backer behind these two plague gods, it is almost the same as tofu.
"As expected, these two guys must be quite good." Master Zhang was so smart that he immediately guessed that Wei and Fu were good identities and could not be provoked casually - that is to say, Master Zhang now has only two ways to go, either use eggs to touch stones and Wei Fu to the end, or take the initiative to give in and lose face to save his life. However, Master Zhang was Master Zhang, and his eyes turned around, and the third bright road was figured out.
"Two brothers, don't get angry, listen to the little boy's words first." Master Zhang pulled out the girl behind him, pointed at her with a fan and smiled: "There is an old saying that goes, friends are like brothers and feet, and wives are like clothes. If the clothes are torn, they can be replaced. How can I continue if my hands and feet are broken? Just a gentleman, if the two brothers like, the little boy will give it to you."
"You are smart, you can leave." Mr. Wei snorted coldly. Mr. Fu also nodded and smiled, "Mr. Zhang really knows the current affairs, so this matter is settled."
"Don't worry, brothers, please listen to the young master finishing his words first." Master Zhang laughed, closed Tang Bohu's chun Palace fan, pointed the girl whose face was already red to the bottom of her neck with the handle, and smiled: "Please look, brothers, brothers, this girl is not only in her youth, she is as beautiful as a flower, but also has a graceful figure and slim and charming. She can be regarded as a beautiful beauty who is fascinating in the country. I wonder if the two brothers think so?"
Wei and Fu looked at the girl carefully again and found that although Master Zhang's evaluation of her was a bit exaggerated, it was not too much. So they nodded together and said, "No, this girl's appearance and figure are quite reasonable."
"Very good." Master Zhang was secretly happy. He fanned Chun Gonghua and shook it, shaking it and said a big-looking sentence that made everyone present stunned. "Isn't it too much to give such a beauty to two brothers who are not familiar with the style to train. Isn't it too much to restrain the natural things and waste? So the young actor thought that this girl would be given to the young actor for me to train and work on the bed a few times, teach her how to better serve men, and then let her serve the two brothers! Otherwise, with the superficial skills of this yard, wouldn't it be like playing with a puppet dead?"
"Fuck! Who are you? You dare to ask Mr. Wei and Fu to pick up your torn shoes?" Master Zhang's words completely ignited the fire bucket. The dozens of followers brought by Wei and Fu were furious and cursed themselves. Even the girls of Su Huaiyuan were very disgusted. The madam Su Huaiyuan snorted coldly in his heart, "The yellow-mouthed child is not as old as my son, and he dares to brag about his skills in bed in front of me? When my mother was famous in Huajie, you had not yet been born!"
"The toad yawns, such a big tone!" Wei and Fu laughed, and were disdainful of Master Zhang's arrogant words. Older Master Wei smiled and said, "Boy, don't brag, Mr. Wei, my son is almost as old as you, and he has played with more women than you have seen. What kind of bed skills have you never seen? Just your little kung fu, it's better to go back and practice with your little maid."
"Brother Wei, have you heard a saying - since ancient times, heroes have been young?" Master Zhang shook his fan coquettishly and said carelessly: "Although you are old, when it comes to the art of the room, you must not be as good as your younger brother." Zhang Shitou, the loyal servant of Master Zhang, was also very confident and said with a smile: "Master Wei, I can prove this. My young master was shopping in the kiln at the age of thirteen. Now he has experienced many battles - no girl in the yard of Linqingcheng, loves and fears us masters!"
"Really? I don't believe Mr. Fu!" Mr. Fu also became interested, shaking the Chungong Huasan of Qiu Shizhou and laughed: "Young Master Zhang, you are so confident. Do you dare to gamble with our cousins?"
"How to bet?" Mr. Zhang asked confidently. Mr. Fu smiled and said, "There are girls here, some are rooms and gums. Let's call a few girls to demonstrate on-site. You will guide them in bed. If the means you have never seen or tried, and you will be satisfied with serving the two brothers, then this young lady is yours, and the money you spend the night here will also be treated by our brothers." Speaking of this, a cold light suddenly flashed in Mr. Fu's eyes, and he smiled sinisterly: "But if the girl you trained cannot satisfy us brothers, or the method you taught was that we have seen or tried, then you not only have to pay the money to invite us brothers to spend the night, but also have to invite all our brothers to spend the night!"
"And." Mr. Wei added murderously: "If you lose, we will beat you up, strip your clothes and throw them into the alley outside to feed the dog!"
The conditions of Wei and Fu are so harsh. Although our eldest son Zhang is confident, he can't help but be stunned. He is thinking about whether to take up the bet. Zhang Shitou next to him shouted, "It's not fair! Even if you haven't seen the methods taught by our young master, if you have ever seen them, if you have said you have seen them or are dissatisfied with them, we young master will lose?"
"Get out of here." Mr. Fu kicked Zhang Shitou away and sneered, "Who am I? When have I ever been fooled?" Mr. Wei, who was beside him, added to his cousin in his heart, "You guy has never been fooled, but you just lost money and never pay the bill."
"How is it? I was so angry just now, do you dare to gamble now?" Mr. Fu asked. The more than thirty entourage he brought also shouted loudly, jumping up and down, either provoking or insulting, as if a group of demons were dancing. Our Master Zhang was angry and gritted his teeth and shouted: "Okay, Master, I will gamble!"
"Very good." Mr. Fu first slapped the fan into his palm, then exchanged a glimpse of his cousin Mr. Wei, then shouted: "Madam, prepare the room and pick a few beautiful girls to wait." The madam knew that these two plague gods were not easy to mess with, so she had no choice but to nod and agreed, and quickly ordered the turtle slave to make arrangements. Zhang Shitou was so anxious that he jumped straight and kept shouting: "Madam, this is so unfair. How could you promise such an unfair bet?"
"What are you afraid of?" Master Zhang glared at Zhang Shitou and snorted: "You have followed the master to visit the yard so many times. Have you never seen the master's methods? Master, I'll keep it..."
"Touch, guard, intersect, bow, pull, draw, suck, swallow, pierce, rub, throw, twist - Taoist yu female art Cross Heart Art is right?" Before Master Zhang finished bragging, Master Wei suddenly interrupted Master Zhang and smiled and said with a treacherous smile: "Although this Cross Heart Art is known as the secret of the bull's nose, Master Wei was very familiar with it ten years ago. If you use this Cross Heart Art to fool Master Fu, Master Fu will not take this set."
"Do you know too?" Master Zhang was startled - the Cross Heart Art of the Room was bought by his former Master Zhang for a lot of money from the alchemist. He was invincible in Linqing City, but he didn't expect that Master Wei, who seemed reckless, also knew about it.
"What is this cross-hearted technique? A trick of carving insects!" Mr. Fu also smiled treacherously, "Master Fu, we not only know this cross-hearted technique, but also proficient in the eighteen styles of Yu Girls, Huangdi Yu Girls' Art and Peng Zuyu Girls' Art. We are more familiar with "Medical Heart Prescription", "Yu Fang Secret Result", "Yu Fang Fingering", "Dong Xuanzi" and "Baopuzi". Even the secrets of the Da Nei Palace are unknown, and we brothers know. How about it, do you know it is amazing?"
"Damn, I've met a master!" Master Zhang's face changed drastically, and he knew that this time he might have to capsize in the gutter. The more than thirty entourages brought by Wei and Fu over there were laughing, "Boy, do you know it's amazing? Don't ask who our Master Wei's uncle and Mr. Fu's uncle are. If you have any tricks, as long as we Mr. Wei and Mr. Fu want to learn, some people will come to teach you!"
"Young Master, give up, please give up." Zhang Shitou saw that something was wrong, so he quickly put in the ear of Master Zhang and whispered: "Now admit defeat, at most, you can ask them to have sex overnight. Otherwise, if they really attack you, the young one can't beat so many people." Master Zhang lowered his head and ignored him, nervously planning a countermeasure. Mr. Fu also smiled and said, "Boy, how about it? If you want to admit defeat now, Master Fu can still show mercy to avoid you being beaten."
"Who said, Young Master, I'm going to admit defeat?" Master Zhang was angry and said loudly: "It seems that my trick is not good if I don't use the box this time. The madam, ask someone to prepare three basins of hot water, three basins of ice water and three cups of honey for me!"
"Three basins of hot water? Three basins of ice water and three cups of honey? What are you doing?" Wei Fu and the others and dozens of prostitutes and madams in Su Huaiyuan all looked at each other. These people were either through many battles and had a long-lasting wear, or had a profound understanding of the secrets of the imperial palace. However, they had never heard of the use of hot and cold water and honey when visiting prostitutes.
"What are you doing? Of course I am teaching you a unique skill!" Our Master Zhang shook the fan coquettishly and smiled: "Madam, you are lucky. If your girl learns the unique skill of my master, I will keep you from now on, and you will be rich in wealth!"
Chapter completed!