Chapter 7 A Beautiful Misunderstanding
I remember the first time I took a break after a morning exercise.
The so-called morning exercise means that when we wake up before six o'clock every morning, we have to run around the training ground of the military camp for more than ten times every day. The circle is not big and only about two hundred meters, so we are not too tired. We are used to getting up at seven or eight o'clock when we are in the place. The biological clock is disrupted and we always want to sleep for a while.
But do you want to sleep in the military camp? That is really an unimaginable thing. As long as you think of a "King Qiao Yan" who holds a tree next to the military camp, he will "sweep" in the barracks with a grin, sweeps over one bunk at a time, and sees one that doesn't get up and sucks one. I can guarantee that anyone will hear the whistle the next morning and rush it up.
"Brother Dahai, you shouldn't be training today. We went to the regiment headquarters to inspect the recruits team yesterday, and our results are still third, and the whole regiment is excellent!"
Peng Zheng, the little kid, ran around among the recruits every day, and even brought cigarettes to get in touch with some veterans. The news was very good. At this time, since "King Qiao Yan" announced his disbandment and rest, he squinted his eyes and sat comfortably in the corner of the wall, and said with a smile on his face:
"What's more, today is Sunday, so you have to take a break, right? Look at the old squad leader is resting and playing cards!"
The recruit company is actually not closed. We and the veterans live in the large military camp, but the veterans are very disciplined. It is rare to see veterans entering the yard of the recruits living in the recruits. At most, they just smile at the recruits training while resting, and look at the knowing smiles on their faces sometimes. I think they are probably missing their appearance when they first entered the military camp.
"Is that true? I don't have much fantasy about you having such a beautiful wish!"
I squinted my eyes, enjoying myself, and quickly basking in this rare morning sun. The sun makes people feel really comfortable, but I said lazily:
"I just saw 'King Qiao Yan' and the other two platoon leaders muttering. Do you think there will be something good?"
Is it easy for me to be the third place? "King Qiao Yan" didn't know whether he was deliberately trying to mess with me or something. I was not too tall or too short, but he actually asked me to stand first in the queue. His request to me was like a hired farmer under Huang Shiren. He thought about how to squeeze out my last bit of energy. Every time he worked overtime, he would have my share. And in the end he shamelessly threatened me if the queue competition was messed up, then you kid just wait for a day to not eat!
Oh my God! Who can believe it? The recruits in this recruits in the entire regiment are ranked third, and they are actually my meal for the whole day! Fortunately, I finally don’t go hungry today. I quickly seize the last time to relax my body that is sore all over!
"No way!"
Xiao Pengzheng widened his eyes in surprise and said sadly: "Don't they want to go for a break or have some entertainment, even if they write a letter to their girlfriend!"
"Hehe, I don't know if they have girlfriends, but it's entertainment!"
I laughed sinisterly for a while, and then said, "Don't you think that torture us is their greatest pleasure?"
After I finished saying the above, I saw "King Qiao Yan" and the other two platoon leaders smiling, and our little head Peng Zheng's face turned pale. It seemed that he agreed with my words in his heart!
"All rows gather! Don't look at the comfortable feeling you sleep. If you don't stand in a good formation within thirty seconds, don't eat!"
In fact, "King Qiao Yan" seems to be in a good mood recently. After all, our ranks are quite successful. The recruits in the entire regiment are ranked third, but there are dozens and nearly a hundred ranks. He is really proud.
But I found that the more this happens, the more he is interested in making us. I really can't understand his strange thinking, so I can only scold him again "perverted crazy".
"Hehe, waste, let me tell you good news. The queue and housework training are finally over. I will usher in the physical training that I have been excited about for a long time. I will care for you more 'entertainly'. I hope you can give me the opportunity to care for you well, otherwise...hehe..."
The "King Qiao Yan" who was smiling but not smiling seemed to be nervous and screamed loudly. His eyes with a smirk had already bought what he called "passion", and then pointed to the road outside the barracks and shouted:
"You run along the barracks from here to a reservoir and then back. After half an hour, the barracks will start eating. If you don't come back, haha, then you don't have to eat!"
We were stunned. We had never been out of this barracks before. We knew what reservoir was there? I even secretly thought in my mind that if we were not leading the team, we could escape secretly?
"Damn it, you guys haven't run away yet, don't you want to eat?"
"King Qiao Yan" looked at us dumbly, and the expression on his face immediately changed. He kicked the big man in the line and shouted wildly: "Fuck you, run away, don't run, I plan on your legs!"
Needless to say, as soon as the "King Qiao Yan" got angry, more than 30 people immediately became excited and ran away in an instant. It seemed that he was not kidding. It was good to go out for a walk, but no one watched it anyway, right? I bet a dollar, and there must be many comrades who had the same idea as me at that time.
Like a group of wild ducks scattered, we rushed out of the barracks and ran a thousand meters in one breath. Of course, we started to get a little breath. Seeing that there was no one beside us, everyone slowed down unknowingly.
"Damn it, this guy kicked me again. I'll definitely kill him if I find a chance!"
The big man who was kicked was a Beijinger named Zhang Fengbao. It was not his fault that he was tall, but he inevitably became the vanguard, and like me, he would inevitably be taken care of by "King Qiao Yan". At this time, he finally rushed out of the military camp. He couldn't help but throw a harsh word, which really won my heart!
"Tortoise son..."
Before I could speak, a Henan comrade next to me roared out with a thick neck.
"Don't look at him, I'll be anxious. I'll pick up the drill and pat him to death..."
This brother is from Tianjin, and he scolds his grandmother and is so distinctive.
"I'm going to be on the ground in the hall today. If you have the guts, you'll mess with me again. I'll hit you with one stone!"
Haha, this guy from Anhui is so exciting.
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After being suppressed for so long, I was so angry that I was "King Qiao Yan" in the military camp that I didn't dare to let it go. It seemed that I was venting it all at once. The dialects in the country were cursing, and I felt so happy to hear it with a smile that I forgot to scold him.
"Mom buys squid, I want to kill him..."
It was the little ghost who shouted out loud that the dialect in our hometown showed its color here. But why did you so wonder that this boy would stop scolding him halfway?
I was thinking, but I didn't expect the boy to run out with a crying voice, and yelled in a low voice: "Run quickly, 'King Qiao Yan' is catching up!"
Ah! We were so excited that we couldn't help but look back.
Mom! This girl got a broken bicycle from there, waving a stick as thick as two fingers in her hand, and roared and chased us. Looking at the grim expression on his face, the swearing brother suddenly turned pale. He forgot all the harsh words he had just piled up, and he ran faster than the ones he had immediately jumped.
Alas! Where is this person...
I shook my head and felt depressed, but how did I see it later... Why did I run the fastest? Well, this must be a beautiful misunderstanding...
Chapter completed!