Chapter 900: Xu Mang's Naughty Past(1/2)
in the office,
Yang Xiaoman finally finished handling her official duties, and at this time she was writing two names on the paper, Xu Yang and Xu Man... Yang Xiaoman was happy from the bottom of her heart for these two names, after all, they were the names of her children.
, and it’s a combination with my husband’s name.
"Xu Yang..."
"Xu Man..." Yang Xiaoman's face was filled with happiness. The radiance of motherhood enveloped her for a moment. She smiled and said to herself: "Children... you must be obedient. If I learn from you,
If you're a bastard dad, be careful your own mother beats your ass."
Speaking of being like Xu Mang,
Yang Xiaoman's brain exploded in an instant. A bastard husband has already exhausted her body and mind. If another little devil appears, how will she survive in the future? What if she is pregnant with twins? A big devil.
, plus two little demon kings, what should we do?
Although Xu Mang, a big pig's hooves, would bring himself a lot of suffering from time to time, he would occasionally have some warm feelings. However, as a child... he cried loudly when he was a baby, and became naughty and mischievous when he became a little more sensible.
It is the rebellious period, when you defy yourself in various ways and make yourself angry until you are half dead.
"well..."
"Suddenly I feel that pregnancy is not a good thing!" Yang Xiaoman frowned, thinking of her mother-in-law, and said how her mother-in-law survived at that time, and she must learn from it, so that she will live like this in the future.
"Hello?"
"Mom...it's me, Xiaoman." Yang Xiaoman called Xu's mother and said softly: "Mom...are you feeling well?"
"Xiaoman!"
"I'm in good health, and I will come to take care of your child when the time comes." Xu's mother received a call from her daughter-in-law, her words were full of happiness, and she said with a smile: "Where is this brat Xu Mang? Are you with me?
With you?"
"He went home to cook." Yang Xiaoman said softly: "Mom...I want to ask you something, what...how did you feel when you gave birth to Xu Mang?
?”
"Give birth to him?"
"Uh... let me think about it." Xu's mother fell into deep thought and said after a long time: "When I gave birth to Xu Mang, I felt very happy... After all, the purpose of being pregnant for ten months was to see the child, so
When I saw the little faces twisting together, my heart completely melted."
Listening to her mother-in-law's words, Yang Xiaoman could feel the happiness, but...she didn't want to hear these contents, and said hurriedly: "Mom...Did Xu Mang make a fuss at that time? What were your thoughts at the time? Why?
Solved?"
"Noisy?"
"This brat is more than just making trouble!" Mother Xu's words were filled with annoyance: "It was okay at first... he slept all day long, but as he got a little older, my God... he slept during the day.
We just made a fuss at night until everything turned upside down. At that time, I almost wanted to throw this brat away."
"..."
Yang Xiaoman smiled bitterly. You can imagine the upset, but... this is also a normal phenomenon. After all, children... have more energy than adults. If they make noises at night, just make noises. Anyway, let Xu Dazhuti deal with it.
, I don’t care about those things.
"mom?"
"Then how did you deal with Xu Mang's mischief?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously.
"beat!"
"Beat him to death!"
"But... you also know the habits of this brat Xu Mang." Xu's mother sighed and said helplessly: "A beating is useless at all. It will only work for a few hours at most, and then continue to give you
He was naughty and mischievous. His family was not very rich before and he lived in an alley. This bastard..."
"how?"
"What's wrong with Xu Mang?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
Mother Yang said angrily: "Your husband... He had a nickname at the time, called the reincarnation of the devil... He has done all kinds of bad things. He either blew up other people's pickle jars or stole them to dry.
The yellow croaker is cooked by oneself over the fire and eaten."
this matter,
Yang Xiaoman knew a little bit about it. She had been to that alley with him before, and then she said cautiously: "Mom...what happened next? Didn't the neighbors dare to bite?"
"Don't dare..."
"I dare not say anything to my face." Xu's mother smiled bitterly and said: "This brat... he had a bad temper at the time. If anyone dared to scold him, the glass window of that house would be broken the next day. Your father-in-law and I made a lot of money together.
The money was basically lost."
I...
It's over!
My own children will also have this habit in the future.
"Xiaoman?"
"Are you worried that your child will be the same as Xu Mang in the future, right?" Xu's mother asked.
"Um..."
"I'm worried about being as naughty and mischievous as Xu Mang was when he was a child." Yang Xiaoman admitted simply, and then said: "I'm worried... I can't bear it. I don't have a very good temper. I'm afraid..."
"Don't be afraid!"
"I had the same idea as you at the time, but sometimes I just couldn't help it." Xu's mother said seriously: "Don't worry, I will never interfere in your child's education. After all, it is your child."
Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment and hurriedly explained: "No, no, no...Mom, it's not what you think."
"Okay, okay!"
"After all, this is your family matter. As long as you don't divorce Xu Mang, you can do whatever you want." Xu's mother smiled and said, "I'll hang up now and knit shoes for my children."
"oh..."
hang up the phone,
Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to do for a while, and thought about it for a long time... In the end, he decided to follow his own ideas. If he dared to be naughty, he would get a beating, and anyone who dared to care... would be rude to anyone.
...
at the same time,
Xu Mang is preparing a condensed Manchu-Han banquet. The so-called condensed Manchu-Hanban banquet is actually a hodgepodge. In layman's terms, it is just "Buddha Jumps over the Wall". However, Xu Mang upgraded it and added some ingredients for pregnant women.
Although the Nobel Prize is very important, but... the Nobel Prize will never leave her, and if my wife doesn't take good care of her, she will probably be gone... It would be a pity for such a lovely and profitable wife to run away.
, and was scolded to death by my mother.
Well...
Simmer over low heat for three hours,
Xu Mang decided to research the Bolton information, went to his study, turned on the computer, downloaded the information, and began to conduct systematic research.
I have to say,
This is indeed very thoughtful, and quantum entanglement has become the core of a mathematical proof.
But this involves a game problem, and there are some questions... Can a quantum system with infinite measurable variables be approximated by a simple system with only finite variables?
About this answer,
Xu Mang can roughly give some theorems. If Bolton's idea is followed, then the correlation that two quantum systems can produce when entangled at a distance is also impossible to calculate. Essentially, quantum systems cannot be approximated by finite systems.
"Let's get started!"
Xu Mang directly turned on the acceleration mode. This problem is not difficult. With Bolton's idea, he just needs to continue to study it.
Two hours later,
Yang Xiaoman returned to the gate of the community, and her assistant drove her back. At first, she also called Xu Mang, but no one answered after countless calls. Xiaoman was so angry that she wanted to kill him, but finally called Xu Mang.
My assistant sent it back after all the hard work.
"Thank you for your hard work." Yang Xiaoman smiled and said, "I'm sorry...my husband may be busy."
"It's okay...Mr. Yang." The assistant smiled: "Men...actually it's like this. My husband is often busy and forgets about me, but...a man who works seriously
He is quite handsome, I think Academician Xu Mang is even more handsome."
"handsome?"
"I don't think so, but it's quite cute and cute." Yang Xiaoman pouted and said helplessly: "I'll leave first... I still want to thank you."
All the way to the door of the house,
As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted by a strong aroma, and all the previous complaints disappeared without a trace at this moment.
"husband?"
"Where are you?" Yang Xiaoman found that there was no one in the kitchen or the living room, so he shouted hurriedly.
To be continued...