Chapter 829: Xu Pig Trotters (3/3, May 52/85)(1/2)
With a hint of melancholy and nervousness, Xu Mang stood at the door of his house. He did not dare to go in and face what was about to happen. It might be a good thing or a bad thing, just like the microscopic scale quantum superposition principle in quantum power.
question.
In this regard,
Xu Mang thought of an equation on how to calculate the bad and good things that might happen at home. This was inspired by the famous physics hypothesis Schrödinger's cat, and then he used Schrödinger's wave equation as a basis to establish a second-order partial differential equation.
Performing various calculations in the brain, the result is a bit dizzy.
"Can the system tell me what kind of world is behind the door?" Xu Mang chose to seek help from the system. It had been a long time since he had asked the system to solve problems. Since he entered the realm of lv4, many problems could be solved by himself.
【I'm sorry I can't do anything】
well
This system of fearing the strong and bullying the weak is simply the scum of thousands of systems!
You can't even handle a woman who's 1.5 meters tall and has a flat front and a flat back. I don't know what use you are.
Xu Mang sighed and silently pushed open the door to his home. The moment he pushed the door open, he smelled an irresistible aroma. It turned out to be the smell of braised pork, and no, no, braised pomfret.
The smell of fish and pan-fried hairtail, wait what is this? Tomato beef brisket pot?
Xu Mang has a very good nose and has a strong ability to distinguish special smells. There is no way Xiaoman's body has a special light fragrance. Xu Mang has been under the influence of this smell for a long time, and his nose is comparable to that of a police dog.
If he loses his job in the future, Xu Mang wouldn't mind working as a police dog.
"Husband~"
"You're back?" Yang Xiaoman ran over with a smile holding a kitchen knife, gently took the bag from his hand, pushed him to the sofa, and said hurriedly: "Husband, sit down quickly, you have been busy all day, right? Wife
I’ll bring you a glass of water right away.”
The words fell,
Taking light steps, he went to the kitchen, then took out a glass of water, with a pure smile on his face, brought it to Xu Mang, and asked softly: "Husband, this water is warm, you can rest slowly, I still have
Not a single dish was fried."
Seeing Yang Xiaoman heading to the kitchen, Xu Mang's scalp was numb. Xiaoman was holding back his big move! Although he said he wouldn't do anything at night, when it really got to that point, no one could resist it.
When the time comes, who can persevere? No one can persevere!
Could it be
My buddy’s private money was checked again?
No, no, Xiaoman knows exactly how much money he has, and there is no way to keep it in his hands. However, the contact number is bound to Xiaoman. Every time he collects money, a text message will
Sent to her mobile phone.
what to do?
Could this be the last supper?
at this moment,
Xu Mang felt a chill. Xiao Man had never heard of such an abnormality. According to the previous events, something big might happen. It’s not clear what kind of thing it is, but it’s definitely not a good thing. There is nothing we can do about it. We can only take one step at a time.
.
soon,
Xiaoman's last plate of stir-fried shrimps with broccoli came out of the pot, and then she shouted to Xu Mang, who was in a daze. The two sat looking at each other, but Xu Mang saw his wife's face flushed, and he felt only fear in his heart.
and nervousness, the brain is full of fear of the unknown.
"husband!"
"Eat a piece of braised pork. You seem to have lost weight recently. My wife, I feel so sad." Yang Xiaoman pouted, with sadness written all over her face, and complained: "You need to take more care of yourself. Now you are the family member."
I am the mainstay of my life, what should I and my children do if you fail?"
"Don't make trouble!"
"What's going on?" Xu Mang asked seriously: "I don't know what to do with you like this. Can we, husband and wife, be more normal? Just tell me if you have anything. My wife is very panicked now."
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "I want to be nicer to you, okay? You usually work so hard, and as your wife, I should have the responsibility to make you happy!"
cut!
Fooling!
Then lie!
Xu Mang's inner disdain for Xiao Man has been with us for so many years. Don't he still know what kind of person she is? It's just that he was deceived by her cute and cute appearance, and now he wants to get rid of her.
It's too late.
"You still haven't told me the truth!" Xu Mang said calmly: "You violent airport!"
Yang Xiaoman:
Damn it!
This bastard doesn't want to live a good life!
"Have a meal!"
"Say one more thing and I'll beat you to death!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said angrily.
Seeing Xiao Man in this state, Xu Mang felt relieved and finally saw the wife he was familiar with. This is the real Xiao Man. Eating and eating will lead to death anyway, so it is better to have a full meal before death.
Under the wind and lingering clouds,
Xu Mang ate everything, then lay down comfortably on the sofa, glanced at the violent airport next to him, and asked cautiously: "What's going on with my wife?"
Xiaoman didn't say anything. He walked up to Xu Mang obediently and lay in his arms. He said in a grumpy voice: "Husband, my second grandfather called me today and asked me to go to Fuda Mathematics tomorrow."
I went to the department to teach professors, doctors, and graduate students about the principles of subatomic scissors."
"I"
"I don't understand!" Xiaoman said helplessly: "Husband, you also know that your lovely, gentle, virtuous and good wife, although I used to be a top student, but now I have long since failed, and my thoughts are all on the company.
,this"
oh!
I see!
I was so scared that I almost thought I was going to get cold.
Xu Mang, who was holding Xiao Man, suddenly came up with an extremely suicidal idea. He wanted to enjoy Xiao Man's service.
"Ahem!"
"My legs are a little sore." Xu Mang raised his right leg and said calmly, "I really want someone to squeeze it for me."
Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, looking at the big pig's hooves that was seriously teasing him, and was so angry that he just gritted his teeth, but in the end he accepted his fate, found a small stool, and put Xu Mang's legs on his own.
Then beat and knead.
After ten minutes of hard work, I thought it was over, but Xu Mang lifted his other leg up, almost making Xiao Man vomit blood.
Bear it!
I'll bear with you for a few more days!
After another beating and kneading, Yang Xiaoman felt aggrieved and suffocated. The anger had not yet subsided, and Xu Mang began to test the edge of death again.
"I want to eat fruit." Xu Mang closed his eyes and said with a contented expression: "Peel an apple for me. Remember that the skin is always on. An apple with a broken skin should taste better."
at this moment,
Yang Xiaoman exploded directly!
Big pig hooves!
╰╮oI’ll beat you to death!
A violent beating,
Yang Xiaoman angrily yelled at Xu Mang: "I've had enough of you, you big pig. Anyway, I'm very angry now, and the consequences will be very serious. You can figure it out yourself!"
""
"You couldn't have been better off earlier!" Xu Mang said with an aggrieved look on his face.
Yang Xiaoman glanced at his mouth, feeling angry and funny at the same time, what a big pig's hooves!
The next day,
Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to Fuda. Along the way, Yang Xiaoman kept practicing the key points of the thesis written by Xu Mang, with the word nervous written all over his face.
"husband?"
"What if I am embarrassed?" Yang Xiaoman asked nervously: "I am very concerned about face, especially if I am embarrassed in front of many people, I will suffer from depression."
"Recite according to what is written above."
"If others ask you anything, just ignore it. You are not in the scientific research field anyway, what can they do to you?" Xu Mang said calmly: "Who dares to say anything to you and just get angry? I don't want my wife to do anything.
Be wronged by others."
To be continued...