After Xu Mang made dinner, he also made it for the children. He was about to ask Xiao Man to come down for dinner, but suddenly he thought that if he asked her to eat at this time, she would definitely scold her to death.

This woman...

There is nothing special about him at ordinary times, but once he enters the serious mode, his stubborn spirit makes it impossible for him to pull back even a space shuttle, let alone ten cows.

"Xu Yang, Xu Man... your mother has gone crazy." Xu Mang picked up the two children who were playing, and sighed: "Don't even think about resisting... Your father has been resisting for many years, and he hasn't been beaten by her.

Take it."

Speaking of which,

Xu Mang couldn't help but sigh and said silently: "The tigress is not so easy to deal with. In the future, the three of us must unite. Do you know what unity is?"

Xu Yang and Xu Man suddenly looked at their father talking nonsense. Their cute little faces were full of doubts about life. Although they knew that their father was talking about their mother, they could not understand what he was talking about specifically.

"Dad will teach you how to communicate with your mother first." Xu Mang hugged the child, came to the sofa, and began his journey of cheating her. He said seriously: "The first sentence...Mom, you are a fan!

"

Xu Yang:(°ー°〃)

Xu Man:(°ー°〃)

Stuck?

What is card powder?

"Well..."

"The word stuck means that mom looks good with makeup. When you see her putting on makeup in the future, walk up to her and say...Mom, you are stuck." Xu Mang said with a smile:

"Mom will be so happy."

"Stuck fans~"

"Stuck fans~"

The two siblings were very talented in languages. They instantly remembered the pronunciation of the word, and then said it out. This almost made Xu Mang excited, and they kissed each other hard on the cheeks.

one time.

“Not bad, not bad!”

"Yang Yang and Manman are very smart!" Xu Mang rubbed his children's little heads.

Maybe Xu Yang and Xu Man misunderstood something, thinking that as long as they shouted "Kafen", their father would praise them. The two little guys started a "Kafan" shouting contest, shouting "Kafenkafenkafan" crazily.

..

"Okay, okay!"

"That's almost enough... What you lack now is actual combat experience. When mom gets up to put on makeup tomorrow, dad will take you to experience what it's like in actual combat." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Let's eat now."

Xu Yang and Xu Man have always eaten slowly. In addition to eating, they also compete with each other. In order to avoid any accidents between them, Xu Mang has always adopted an attitude that favors his daughter.

If the son is unavoidable in any way, the little butt will definitely suffer... It is such a partiality, there is no way... the daughter slave cannot change it.

"Xu Yang!"

"Are you still making trouble?" Xu Mang glared and scolded angrily: "If you keep making trouble...Dad will beat you up!"

After half an hour of tossing,

Xu Mang finally solved the two little guys. He raised his head and glanced upstairs. He felt a little hesitant in his heart. Xiaoman didn't know if he had solved the problem. Isn't this crazy?

"Are you full?"

"When you're full, dad will take you to find mom. Mom hasn't eaten yet." After all, he still felt sorry for his wife, so Xu Mang picked up the two little ones with round bellies, and then ran upstairs.

Open the door gently,

Xu Mang saw Xiao Man burying his head and kept calculating on the paper. Seeing this scene... Xu Mang felt quite distressed. He wanted to laugh at her, but he suppressed it in his stomach.

"Wife?"

"It's time to eat...let's figure it out later." Xu Mang said cautiously.

"don't want!"

"I can calculate it right away!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Such a simple thing... I still don't believe it. I am the first place in the World College Mathematics Competition. How can I be stumped by this problem?"

Looking at Xiaoman with a stubborn look on his face,

Xu Mang could only sigh, silently left the study, put the child in the stroller, and then rushed to the study, pulled Xiao Man into his arms, and then hugged her like a princess.

Arrived downstairs.

"Hello!"

"What are you doing!" Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, then reacted, with a look of anger and happiness on his face, silently buried his head in his husband's arms, and said softly: "Husband...I...

I can't do it."

"I knew you couldn't do it."

"Maybe I set the difficulty level too high. It seems that I need to change it... Otherwise, all the college entrance examination students across the country will be collectively destroyed." Xu Mang smiled bitterly and said: "Honey... I may have to work overtime at night. You

Go to bed first."

Yang Xiaoman:???

work overtime?

What kind of class can I add to a math problem?

Could it be...

Yang Xiaoman pondered for a moment and said thoughtfully: "Husband...are you trying to avoid me on purpose? Do you have something to hide? Why don't you go to the hospital to have a look."

Hearing Xiaoman's words, Xu Mang was instantly unhappy. As a man... he can do anything, but this is the only thing he can't do. After all, it is related to a man's dignity as a male.

"joke!"

"I am a small steel cannon from Ning City. I have an invincible perpetual motion machine. Will I have any problems?" Xu Mang said with a dark face: "I will let you try it today. What is a small steel cannon from Ning City?"

"cut!"

"Little hot chick." Yang Xiaoman's handsome face was already covered with crimson. She couldn't help but roll her eyes at her husband and said in a coquettish voice: "I'll see how you perform tonight!"

Well?

That’s not right!

Why did the script become like this?

At this moment, Xu Mang realized that this was completely different from what he had thought before. It seemed that the situation was completely controlled by Xiaoman. This woman was very scheming!

"What's wrong?"

"Looking at the depressed look on your face, are you timid?" Yang Xiaoman sat at the dinner table and said with a smile: "I think you have passed the stage of regret. Now you can only accept your fate."

"well..."

"I was careless!" Xu Mang sighed and said silently.

after,

When Yang Xiaoman was carrying the rice bowl, he glanced at Xu Mang who was dazed beside him, and said softly: "Honey... my hand hurts a little, can you feed me?"

"..."

"It's really troublesome..." Although he said he was disgusted, his body was extremely honest. He sat next to the female devil and fed Xiaoman one bite at a time. This process was sweet and warm.

However...

The two little guys looked at the loving scene of their parents and instantly became unhappy. In the world of siblings, their father could only do this to themselves, not even their mother.

Urgent!

The two little guys started to get anxious, crying and yelling in the stroller.

"Two little bastards!"

"Hello!"

"This is my husband!" Yang Xiaoman looked at her son and daughter angrily, and said with aggrieved face: "Can't you just let mom enjoy your dad's love?"

"Mom... I'm stuck!"

"Mom... I'm stuck!"

The two little guys thought of the new vocabulary their father had taught them and hurriedly used it... Then, the siblings saw a very magical scene. They only saw their mother, and her face gradually turned dark.

.

"Xu Mang!"

"Mom, I will fight with you today!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he grabbed Xu Mang's collar angrily and roared at him: "What nonsense do you teach your children all day long?"

"Misunderstand!"

"It's all a misunderstanding!"

...
To be continued...