Chapter 1070 Opening is the old double standard~)(1/2)
My cousin's family has been playing in Shanghai for about three days, and they will return to the United States tomorrow... And on this day, my cousin's parents came to Xu Mang's house. The couple faced their daughter's family of three, and they felt a little complicated for a while.
.
As for the result,
Xu Mang and Xiao Man didn't know that their family of four was outside, leaving their time to others. After all, there were some things that were difficult to say in front of outsiders, and... Xiao Man could also see that they actually experienced what they had experienced a few days ago.
At that meeting, my cousin had already let go of the hatred for her family in her heart.
Several old immortals retired,
The Yang family has since entered the era of the Big Three. Although the process was full of thrills, the final outcome was quite perfect. Except for a few confused juniors who kept shouting and making trouble, everyone else just went along with it.
nature.
The outside world doesn't have any big ideas about this huge change in the Yang family. The era of the Big Three will come one day. It's just a matter of time.
hotel,
a certain room,
Xiaoman hugged her son Xu Yang and said with a serious face: "Xu Yang... you are not allowed to be naughty anymore, do you hear me? Every time I take you out to play, there are a lot of things to do. Look at yourself.
Sister, sister is so good...why are you so bad?"
"so!"
"Kiss mom and she will forgive you." Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Hurry up...Mom is waiting."
Xu Yang looked at his mother with a cute look on his face, and then he was forced to kiss his mother's cheek. One kiss seemed not enough, but he had no choice... Xu Yang kissed him again, but the next second... pitiful
Xu Yang vomited.
Yang Xiaoman:???
this...
What's going on?
"well!"
"I said you stinky boy... Why did you throw up after kissing your mother?" Yang Xiaoman pouted, pinched Xu Yang's face angrily, and said seriously: "You stinky boy... really
It makes me so angry. It was so painful when my mother gave birth to you!"
At this time,
Xu Mang walked out of the toilet, heard Xiaoman's complaint, and said with a smile: "You don't even think about how many chemicals you put on your face. If you kiss your son, your mouth will be filled with the periodic table of elements. You are going to vomit."
!”
I...
you...
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she vomited blood. What does it mean to talk about the periodic table of elements? Today I am wearing no makeup, and with my appearance, do I need to use cosmetics to increase my beauty? At this level... cosmetics shouldn't be the icing on the cake?
"roll!"
"You know how to ridicule me every day." Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and then asked curiously: "Oh... if your son and daughter were in high school, the school's head teacher found you, and Xu Yang and Xu Man fell in love respectively.
Now, how should you deal with it?"
"..."
Puppy love?
How to solve it?
Xu Mang fell into deep thought, because he would encounter this problem one day. Xu Yang and Xu Man would grow up, and then they would naturally experience the first love relationship in their lives like their parents, and they would not be able to fall in love... Then what happened to him?
My parents made a lifelong decision privately during their senior year of high school. Being able to fall in love...affects their studies!
"Let's do a simulation scene first." Yang Xiaoman hugged her son with a smile and said to her husband in front of her: "Now... you find out that Xu Yang is in love. At this time, he is only seventeen years old and is in his second year of high school...
Please start your performance."
"..."
Xu Mang thought for a long time, sighed, and said: "Go home early and don't mess around outside, you know? By the way, daddy will give you ten thousand yuan. Don't let other girls pay for it when you go out. Go ahead, go ahead...
.Go home early and don’t tell mom.”
The words fell,
Xu Mang showed a smile of relief and said very naturally: "Ah... this brat has the same demeanor as when he worked for me!"
Yang Xiaoman frowned, not knowing what to say for a moment. Indeed... her husband could really do this kind of thing, but what is the content of the second half? What does it mean to have his demeanor back then? It's not that
Mom, am I his first love?
"Hello!"
"You bastard!"
"You kept claiming that I was your first love, are you lying to me?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Damn it... how many girlfriends have you had?"
"I..."
"I'm just talking casually. Can't I brag in front of my son?" Xu Mang shrank his head and said helplessly: "I'm really the only one. Look at what I looked like before. Although I admit
I am very handsome, but...because I am so handsome, I couldn't get a girlfriend until my little angel came."
little angel...
That's not bad.
Yang Xiaoman's hatred for Xu Mang has decreased a lot.
after,
She picked up her daughter and said to her husband: "Now for my daughter...you found out that your daughter has a boyfriend, what should you do?"
Xu Man?
Got a boyfriend?
Xu Mang frowned for a moment, and his expression gradually began to distort, and he said seriously: "Go back to the room right away... and then write a confession of 100,000 words. The attitude must be sincere, the content must be deep, and
...Who is that bastard on the other side? Dad immediately called the principal and asked him to expel that boy."
Yang Xiaoman:(°ー°〃)
It’s an old double standard when you open your mouth!
Faced with a son and a daughter, they both fall in love early, so why are the endings completely different?
"Hello!"
"Are you a human being?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Why do you still have to give him 10,000 yuan when you don't have a son? When it comes to your daughter, you want her to write a confession of 100,000 words.
, you...you old double-standard dog!"
Xu Mang was silent for a moment and asked cautiously: "Then what should you do?"
"I..."
"this..."
"Go away!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said with a blushing face: "Double-standard dog..."
"Ouch..."
"I'm not protecting my daughter." Xu Mang said with a smile, "You don't want to see your daughter being bullied, right? Sigh... How about having barbecue in the evening? I haven't had barbecue in a long time."
"Protect..."
"Why are you protecting me, you idiot!" Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's cheek hard and said angrily: "I've been with you since I was sixteen years old. Comparing my feelings... My daughter also has the right to enjoy love. With that,
Why do you, as a father, deprive your daughter of her rights?"
Xu Mang pondered for a moment and hurriedly retorted: "Then...then your daughter has been cheated, will you feel better?"
"..."
"How can there be so many bad people?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes: "Go and make milk powder."
Watching Xu Mang leave,
Yang Xiaoman held her daughter in her arms and looked at the pretty Xu Man. Xiaoman said: "You are not allowed to fall in love early!"
...
The next day,
When Xu Mang and Xiaoman's family of four returned home, judging from the cousin's demeanor, the process should be very harmonious. However, the cousin did not reveal any news, which made Xiaoman feel very uncomfortable for a while. She wanted to know the process so much.
"Xiaoman?"
"I heard that some of the juniors are very dissatisfied?" My cousin asked her cousin while eating the breakfast cooked by her brother-in-law: "Yang Xuan is the grandson of your grandfather's brother. He is almost 20 this year, right?"
"Um!"
"Yang Xuan, this bastard boy, is lawless... But my uncle is very kind to him, but he supports those old immortals." Xiao Man said angrily: "I heard that he will come to the magic city to settle accounts with me tomorrow. It will be done.
To be continued...