Chapter 044 Dad, save me, I only have one head left!(1/2)
The driver was deeply shocked by the vice president's back.
If he was a writer, the scene before him would inspire him, and an article "The Back of the Vice President" moved the world.
The back was tall, thick and heavy.
Block the coming evil things for them.
Vice President Li faced the evil creature, his back was indeed tall, but he looked very nervous when facing the evil creature. Sweat dripped from his forehead, swallowed saliva, and his calves were trembling. If it weren't for the white coat covering his calves, he would have been exposed.
"Can you be gentle?"
When he stood in front of the evil things, he remembered that he was an unarmed weak man, and he could use the iron stick in his hand to do evil things?
Don't joke.
Ask the evil thing in a negotiated tone, hoping that the other party can understand it.
The wrist of the evil octopus twisted like a wave, and suddenly, a tentacle broke through the air and knocked him away with a bang.
"Vice Dean..."
When the driver saw the deputy dean flying back, he forgot everything and rushed over to the air, giving the deputy dean a cushion. The two of them stacked up and hit the mute man lying on the ambulance hood with a rumbling sound.
The mute man was still writing ‘sos’. When he saw two figures flying in, he suddenly stared at his eyes. He wanted to climb away but it was too late, so he directly served as a cushion for both of them.
If he could speak, he would definitely curse.
You didn't save me, it was intentional.
"Vice Dean, are you okay?" the driver asked with difficulty.
Li Laifu said: "It's okay, I just haven't exercised for many years and I've gained some weight. You are very good. As long as we can survive, I will promote you well."
"Thank you... Thank you, Vice President."
"I don't like to listen to this adjective."
"Yes, Dean."
"You guys run away quickly, that's an evil thing. If you have some conscience, just run with us on your back."
Just finished speaking.
Li Laifu and the driver fainted, but after all, their excessive self-confidence hurt them.
Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang looked at each other, and saw a hint of doubt in each other's eyes. They were discussing each other's cute issues just now, and then they saw them faint.
"Do they have a problem here?" Lin Fan asked pointing to his head.
"Maybe it's terrible." Old man Zhang shrank his head, a little scared of Vice President Li and the others.
At this time, the evil octopus came over. It was very strong. All vehicles blocking the road were pushed away, and some were thrown directly under the bridge.
“It’s coming.”
“Isn’t the walking posture very cute?”
"Well, it's really cute."
Lin Fan was so hungry when he touched his stomach.
Old man Zhang looked around and saw no dangerous people. "No one looked at us. I'll go find tools. I have to find them quickly, otherwise when the bad guys come over, they will steal our things."
soon.
The octopus came to Lin Fan. Lin Fan looked at the octopus curiously, and each person and an evil thing looked at each other.
A tentacle reached towards Lin Fan, pressed against his neck, and then slowly wrapped around Lin Fan's neck. With a gentle force, it could break the human neck.
Lin Fan looked at his smooth tentacles and saliva remained along the corner of his mouth.
He smelled the sea, no... it was the smell of salt.
“It must be delicious.”
Lin Fan couldn't bear the feeling of hunger, so he grabbed his tentacles and opened his mouth, bit it down in one bite, tear it, and bit off a piece of octopus meat.
A scream came.
The evil octopus trembled all over the body in pain, and tears were almost flowing down. It could not speak, but it was roaring in its heart.
"Dad, come and save me, humans bite me."
"It hurts so much."
"The baby's hand is broken."
"hateful!"
The evil octopus waved a tentacle and broke through the air. It was very fast. When it was about to meet Lin Fan, it was slapped by Lin Fan.
"Um?"
The Octopus was surprised and stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting to be caught.
Immediately afterwards.
It found itself as if it had left the ground, and saw the human being grabbing its tentacles, picking it up, and smashing it towards the ground.
Bang!
Bang!
Every time it falls, the bridge deck will crack and small holes will be smashed.
"Dad, save me..."
The evil octopus was dumbfounded. How could this happen? I am an evil octopus. I am very powerful, but why would I be beaten with my hands? It hurts so much, it's almost in pain.
Lin Fan stood there, waved his arms, and swung the octopus left and right.
He felt that the cute octopus was so naughty.
Since it's so cute, let's play games with you.
Old man Zhang was looking for something, and in a car, he found a barbecue grill, oil, knife, seasoning, etc.
He knows these things.
I used to play "Delicious Barbecue" on TV, and he drooled and remembered the tools in it. After watching the show, he looked for such tools for a long time.
"I didn't expect that I could get all the tools that were only available on TV. I was so happy." Old man Zhang held the tools, so happy, and tears were almost shedding.
He always believed that these tools were available only on TV.
Maybe I won't see it in this life.
Just when Old Man Zhang was happy, a panic voice came.
"Lao Zhang, come quickly, it seems like it's almost gone."
Old man Zhang heard the sound, hurriedly ran away with something in his arms, and asked:
"What's wrong?"
Lin Fan squatted on the ground, poked his fingers at the octopus' tentacles, and said uncomfortable: "I don't know. I just played games with it. After playing for a while, it stopped moving. Come and see if it is going to die. It is so cute that it cannot die."
Old man Zhang put the tool on the ground, looked at the slightly angry octopus, frowned.
“It’s serious.”
“It’s going to die.”
“I want to give it acupuncture.”
Old man Zhang took out the close-fitting needle box, which was given to him by the one-eyed man. He was a good man, but he was unwilling to be friends with them, which made him and Lin Fan very sad.
He pinched a silver needle on his tentacles.
The speed is very fast, the position is accurate, and the needle is decisively dropped.
The evil octopus roared inside, bastard, he said it was fun, but you were not playing with me, but you were killing me.
Lin Fan squatted aside and looked very carefully, and pointed out: "You need to have an injection at this position."
"Okay." Old man Zhang decisively took the needle.
The second needle!
The third needle!
...
The thirteenth needle!
When this needle fell, the evil octopus felt bad, and the feeling was very wonderful, and the head, which was not very smart, felt very painful.
Human, I am an evil octopus baby, you can't treat me like this.
My dad will eat you.
The tentacles, which could move slightly, remained motionless, occasionally had nerve reactions and trembled slightly.
Old man Zhang put the silver needle into the needle box and said with regret: "I have tried my best, but it is still dead."
To be continued...