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Chapter 7 Make a fortune!(1/2)

"The third article of the "Sutra of the Taming": satisfy the vanity of the master and be a good baby who takes one hundred points in the exam."

Sika bit her pen, wrote this sentence, and then closed the book and hid it well.

Li Wanqi's family did not have the habit of staying up late, and they all went to bed at around 11 o'clock at the latest.

Sika squatted by the window bored and looked at the night outside for a while. The stars were shining and the moon was bright. Otherwise, go out for a walk!

It is not good to stay at home all day and pick your phone.

The community where the Li family is located is an old-fashioned community. Li Yumin is a professor at Sunan University. The school benefits were good back then and the house he was assigned was very good, so he lived there.

The community is basically full of family members of the faculty and staff. Xika himself sneaked out a few times, and the environment is very familiar.

The Li family lives on the third floor, and the floor is not high. There are old drainage pipes outside the balcony and an old banyan tree.

Every time he goes out, Xika jumps directly from the balcony to the old banyan tree, and when he comes back, he climbs up along the drainage pipe.

This time is no exception.

It twisted its butt and jumped hard!

call out!

Wow

The branches and leaves of the old banyan tree swayed, and then a big white cat that was so white that it reflected in the night jumped down from under the tree and landed steadily.

Xika was a little proud. After +1 of the strength and agility attributes, it felt that its skills were much better.

Go for a walk

Half an hour later, a barking sounded in the community. First, a dog started barking, and finally turned into a group of dogs barking together.

These silly people didn't know what they were calling, but when they heard their companions barking, they also barked.

Swish!

A white light passed by like lightning. After a while, two big black and shiny dogs also ran over and chased each other reluctantly.

Xika felt so distressed! It just teased the two big fools raised by the guard from afar, but unexpectedly they broke free from buttons and chased after them.

Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise it would be miserable.

Xika went through two steps and climbed directly to the balcony of Li’s house on the third floor along the drainage pipe. Then she breathed a sigh of relief. She squatted on the balcony and watched the two stupid dogs barking. Until the guard heard the sound, he rushed over and beat the dog away.

"It's better to pick your phone, the outside world is too dangerous."

After visiting Sika, she felt that the truth was the one who stayed alone.

It jumped onto the bathroom sink, turned on the faucet and washed it, and then shook the water from its hair.

Li Wanqi's family was sleeping heavily, and the barking of dogs in the community did not wake them up. After coming out of the bathroom, Xika sneaked into Li Wanqi's room quietly.

The cat's foot pad is really a good thing. Even if Sika doesn't deliberately walk gently, she won't make any sound.

The small meat pad on Jio is a powerful tool to capture cat slaves. Li Wanqi especially likes to pinch the meat pad on Jio.

It jumped onto the bedside table and skillfully entered the password of the phone to unlock it.

With 99% of the electricity left, Xika is still very kind. Every time she uses up her mobile phone, she will leave 60% for Li Wanqi.

In this world, Xika has no friends to chat with, and the one who plays the most is the post bar. After all, no one knows anyone, and there is no need to worry about speaking.

As I brushed it, it saw a post.

"The sweet words of the past, no matter how long the sea is gone, they are all lies!"

No one responded to the post, and Sika typed: "Why, hurt?"

Soon, the poster replied: "Men are all big pig's hooves!"

Sika replied to her a few expressions: "【Funny】【Funny】【Funny】

Perhaps because he found a partner to express his congratulations, the poster continued to reply to Sika: "I want to be his lifelong regret when he remembers me!"

Xika: "Does the poster want to jump off the building live broadcast?"

The poster: "Yes, you don't have to persuade me, I've made a decision."

Xika quickly clicked on the poster's information and looked at it. Judging from her avatar and second-year signature, she was at most a teenage girl.

Sika: "But he may not be able to remember you even if he jumps off the building! And his face is very ugly if it is broken. [Funny]"

The poster: "I just need to be shameless."

Sika: "You are not like me who can adjust your posture in the air, and you will feel shit, urine and incontinence in the air, which is very ugly! [Funny]"

After a long time, the poster did not reply. When Xika refreshed it again, the post had been deleted.

Alas, stupid girl.

Sika came to Cat Bar and posted a post.

"Hello everyone, I am a cat. Whenever the owner goes to bed, I can play with her cell phone."

First floor:【Funny】

Second floor:【Funny】

Third Floor: [Funny]

...

Sika said angrily: "Don't you believe it!"

So Sika uploaded a selfie of herself.

A new reply was soon there.

Ninth Floor: "The author, your cat looks so good! Is it an ordinary big white cat?"

Tenth Floor: "Just I just found a [Funny] that looks very similar to your cat on Douyin"

11th Floor: "Is it in the same city? Can I breed it?"

Xika replied to the eleventh floor with a dark look on her face: "I don't deserve it, get out of here, ask again and beat you to death. [Anger]"

...

The new day began with Wang Huisu's loud voice.

It wasn't long before Wang Huisu's morning bomb passed, and he heard Li Wanqi's screaming again.

"Oh my god! Our Sika is so popular!"

Sika: "Meow?"

Wang Huisu: "What kind of nerves do you have? Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face and have breakfast!"

Li Wanqi rushed out with his cell phone and pulled Xika out of the cat's nest. The phone was almost hit on Xika's face.

"Sika, look! Look!"

Xika had no choice but to set aside some distance, and then she saw clearly that Li Wanqi showed it the video of dancing seaweed dance last night. In just one night, there were more than one million likes!

"Like a seaweed..."

The brainwashing soundtrack made Sika's eyes dazed. In the video, he was dancing the seaweed dance helplessly, his eyes full of unwillingness to surrender to the dark forces...

Shame, don't look at it.

Sika doesn't want to watch this video, but everyone wants to watch it!

The number of forwardings has also reached more than 200,000. This video became popular. In another day or two, the likes will exceed at least two million.

The comment section is even more joyful.

@yhui: Big White Cat: I don’t want to be faced!

@Strawberry-flavored potatoes: The pig screams with laughter.

@Liu Liujun: My God! So cute! My girlish heart!

@Zi Yan: Hahaha! I saw someone sharing it on Weibo last night, and I specially downloaded Douyin to watch it.

Many users: Same!+10086!

@Girl Jam: Are there any teams that steal cats?

@小k: Big White Cat: I have paid too much for this family...

...

Li Wanqi took back his cell phone, picked up Xika and squirted at its forehead.

"Dear Sika! You are so awesome!"

Then Li Wanqi gave this Douyin to Wang Huisu and Li Yumin, and his parents-in-law were so happy after reading it.

Sika: "…"

It is really depressing now! The rare cold image that is erected is now broken into pieces.

At this time, the system's voice sounded in Xika's mind, and then a large screen appeared in front of her.
To be continued...
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