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Chapter 77 Four Turtles

Ailang laughed loudly and said, "This is a great victory!" Then he frowned and said, "But the loss of more than 2,000 people is still a little more." Everyone couldn't help laughing, just thinking that Ailang was telling a joke. No wonder they thought this way, because in ancient times there was a saying that "kill ten thousand enemies and lose eight thousand themselves". In other words, destroying ten thousand enemies, one will lose eight thousand people. And killing 15,000 enemies like now to capture 35,000 3,000 people, and losing only 2,000 horses by themselves can be said to be a miraculous victory. If you are not satisfied with such a victory, you are afraid that there will be no satisfactory victory.

Ai Lang thought of Liu Bei and asked, "Did you find Liu Bei and the others?" Hou Cheng clasped his fists and said, "The scout returned and said that he found that Liu Bei and the three brothers led thousands of remaining soldiers to the west.

Jia Xu said: "Go to the west, that is to surrender to Cao Cao."

Ailang couldn't help but think of the plot in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". He remembered that Liu Bei seemed to have gone to Cao Cao, and the way to discuss heroes seemed to have happened during that period. Ailang threw Liu Bei's incident behind his mind, and he didn't care about the stray dog ​​at all.

Zhao Yun couldn't help but sigh: "Xuande is also a hero of a generation, but he didn't expect to fall to this point!"

Jia Xu smiled and said, "It's like a big wave scrubbing the sand. In the chaotic world, countless heroes will fall down! Only the last one can cover the eight desolates and unify the world!" When everyone heard these words, they couldn't help but feel something, wondering if they could persevere until the end?

Ai Lang asked Jia Xu: "Wenhe, can we attack Xiaopei next? Today's battle made them frightened. It must be very simple to capture Xiaopei!" The generals also agreed, all looking eager to try.

Jia Xu smiled slightly, looking confident. Seeing Ailang's appearance, do you know that there must be bad water in his stomach again?

In Xiaopei City, Ji Ling sat at the desk in front of the head, and was shocked and couldn't help but sigh: "Damn it! When did Lu Bu have such a terrible cavalry under him?!" When did the generals hear this, they couldn't help but show a panic look. One general couldn't help but say: "Those cavalry are like steel men. The rain of arrows cannot hurt them at all, and the shield wall cannot stop them for a moment! It's really invincible with the surging iron armor!"

Another general couldn't help but say, "Lu Bu has such a terrible cavalry, and we go out to seek death!" The generals agreed, thinking that the iron-armored brigade was an invincible existence and were unwilling to go out of the city again.

Ji Ling looked depressed. He thought that he would have only one way to die when he was trapped in the lonely city, but if he led his army to break through and the iron-armored cavalry was there, he would be in a dilemma when he went out. Finally, Ji Ling became angry and said loudly: "We are here! We still have 50,000 troops, and there is enough food and supplies. I don't believe that Lu Bu can fight in!" When the generals heard these words, they couldn't help but feel much more at peace, and they felt that there would be no problem in defending Xiaopei at least for the time being.

Ji Ling shouted to a general: "You went out of the city to ask for help from the lord, and said that I had attracted Lu Bu's army to Xiaopei. Please lead the army to cooperate with me immediately, and you can destroy Lu Bu in one fell swoop!" The general held his fists and ran away.

Ailang came to the middle of the Iron Cavalry of the Tiger and talked to everyone. Although Ailang had no eloquence, he remembered a lot of dirty jokes. When he said it, it caused everyone to burst into laughter. It is actually very simple to be happy among men. Scolding a few words of dirty jokes can immediately resonate with everyone.

At this time, Jia Xu, who conveyed the order according to Ailang's order, came over. Seeing Ailang getting along with the officers and soldiers, he couldn't help but smile. He walked up and bowed, clasped his fists and said, "Lord."

Ailang stopped, saw Jia Xu coming, and smiled and said, "Are you here?"

Jia Xu said: "My subordinates have conveyed all orders according to the lord's order."

Ailang nodded and said, "Okay." Then he called Jia Xu to sit next to him and said to everyone: "I will give you a riddle. Whoever guesses will win me a jar of fine wine." The officers and soldiers shouted that Ailang would quickly say riddles. An officer asked, "General, what if several people guessed it?" Ailang said generously: "Then I will give each one a jar of fine wine! I am very generous!" Everyone laughed.

Ailang said: "I'm talking riddles now, and I've listened to them all." The scene immediately became silent, and everyone's eyes were staring at Ailang.

Ailang said: "There were four turtles, and they got into a small cave. Then four turtles went in. But after a while, only the four turtles behind came out. Why is that?"

When everyone heard this question, they couldn't help but look at each other. Some people slid their heads, while others frowned and thought hard. A soldier shouted: "Did the other four turtles walk away from the other hole?

Ailang shook his head and said, "No, no. There is only one hole where they entered."

"That's what beast inside eats four turtles."

Ailang said angrily, "If you were that beast, would you let go of the other four turtles?" The other officers and soldiers couldn't help laughing.

The officers and soldiers thought for a while but couldn't figure out the reason. One officer surrendered first and said, "This question is too difficult, I can't figure out!" The other officers and soldiers also expressed that they couldn't figure out and asked Ailang to give the answer. At this moment, Jia Xu also looked at Ailang curiously, because although he was arrogant and wise, he could not figure out the answer to Ailang's question just now.

Ailang was very proud and said, "Actually, this question is very simple. Because the four turtles in front are female turtles, and the four turtles behind are male turtles. The male turtle wanted to give birth to a small turtle, so they all overturned the female turtle. After doing the work, the male turtle came out with her pants, but the female turtle was still overturning there, so of course she was extremely moved. So only four turtles came out!"

Everyone was shocked and stunned for a while, then a shocking laughter broke out. Jia Xu couldn't help but give Ailang a thumbs up and smiled, "Lord is so smart!"

After Ailang finished tearing the eggs with his officers and soldiers, he returned to the tent with Jia Xu. Jia Xu couldn't help but sigh: "The lord has really opened my eyes to my eyes! Throughout history, I'm afraid no lord or general can have such a harmonious relationship with his officers and soldiers, like a brother!"
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