Chapter 164 [Peach Blossoms Before Bed]
Chapter 164 [Peach Blossoms Fall in Before the Bed]
When Wu Manshu heard the man beside him suddenly make a sound, he suddenly froze there.
Before Ai Yige woke up, Wu Manshu was actually looking forward to Ai Yige, wake up quickly, and then he would cherish himself.
But when Ai Yige woke up, Wu Manshu felt a little ashamed.
Actually, this is nonsense. Which girl would say that while her man was asleep, she would secretly play with his thing, and when she was discovered by her man, she would face it calmly? If there was such a girl, she would be a very familiar woman like Wu Zetian. Otherwise, even Pan Jinlian would not be able to say that she could face it calmly by being knocked out by someone.
There is another type? It is the very cute type. In fact, she is not not shy, but she will rely on the impression that she always gives people a cute face and continue to pretend to be cute. In fact, to put it bluntly, she is using her cuteness to hide her inner panic, but she is actually very shy.
Uh...If there is a third type, well, then it can only be the legendary sister Li xchun...oh, maybe it's the elder brother.
In a panic, Wu Manshu also opened his eyes as bright as stars. As soon as he contacted Ai Yige's eyes, Wu Manshu screamed "wow", as if he was seriously frightened. However, this girl still forgot something. She did not let go of her hand, but instead she tightened her tighter and tighter.
My eyes closed immediately, which was a bit like an ostrich. Anyway, it was dark when I closed my eyes... Well, whose song was this? It seemed like the song of the migrant worker who made a very awesome duck-sounding duck on the construction site. The lyrics are so awesome. It was dark when I closed my eyes. I am afraid that this is the most fantasized person in the world.
When Ai Yige saw Wu Manshu's shameless look, he couldn't help but feel funny secretly, but he also understood that he would never laugh out loud at this moment. It wouldn't be a big deal to tease Wu Manshu anyway afterwards. But if he laughed out loud now, well, I'm afraid there would be no chance to take this girl off today. She would definitely hold a grudge and insist on leaving Ai Yige aside and ignoring her.
He stretched out a hand and hugged Wu Manshu tightly in his arms. He still had to say something about flirting. So Ai Yigo said, "I will hurt if you hold it so tightly!" Damn, this kid is so shameless, and he pretends to be pitiful.
However, Wu Manshu was very accustomed to this trick, and immediately let go of his hand, buried his entire head in Ai Yige's chest, and rubbed it back and forth hard, like a cute little white rabbit.
"When did you come?" Ai Yige saw that Wu Manshu was too shy, so he wanted to change the topic a little.
Wu Manshu was a little better, but he still kept his head in Ai Yige's chest and said in a voice: "I just arrived for a while..." His voice was small, without any kind of a superstar celebrity at all. He was just a little girl who had just broken the antique vase at home.
Ai Yige smiled secretly and thought to himself that it will take at least ten minutes for you to come. I don’t know how long it took before, but it has been almost ten minutes since I woke up. You wouldn’t say that you just lay down when I woke up, right?
In fact, Ai Yige was probably a little bit too. He had already recalled when he started to feel the bathtub was a little crowded, and the soft and coolness on his body was still feeling a little. Although he had been half-dream and half awake, he could still feel a little. To estimate, it would be at least twenty or thirty minutes. However, Wu Manshu was brave enough to hold it on his thing, but it was indeed only about ten minutes. Before, this girl had always been timid in temptation, just like
She was a little loli who asked her parents for a puppy for a long time. When her parents really bought the dog back for her, no matter how small the puppy was, she would feel scared. But the vague joy in her heart would still make the little loli keep going over and try to get close to the puppy, but her natural fear of animals would make her dare not get close to her completely. That kind of tentative contact is basically exactly the same as Wu Manshu's performance in Ai Yige just now.
However, Ai Yige would not expose her, but just hugged her tighter: "Why did you wake up? You were sleeping so well just now. I really didn't expect that you were much heavier than usual when you fell asleep. It took a lot of effort to hug you up."
"Do you think I'm fat?" When Wu Manshu heard this, he immediately pushed Ai Yige away, stared at Ai Yige with wide eyes, and then looked at her figure with a little guilty conscience. He thought to himself that he was not fat, and his weight had been well controlled.
This is how women are. No matter how good their figure is, they will worry that they will get fat. For many women, they want to delete the word fat from the dictionary. The best way to praise a woman is to pretend to be surprised and say as soon as they meet: Well, you have lost weight! Keep that woman in ecstasy, even if she doesn't show it on her face, she will definitely give you points in her heart. There is no way, this is a woman.
Well, if you want to get angry with that woman, but don’t really want to make her hate her, don’t say “You’re fat”, but say, “Well, I’ll say something against my conscience, you’re losing weight.” Keeping the woman grinning at you, she’s actually quite happy.
"No, why would I think you are fat!" Ai Yige quickly explained, but he seemed to be a little suspicious of saying the wrong thing. Ai Yige underestimated the woman's pickiness about the word "fat".
Wu Manshu suddenly felt like he was facing a great enemy and touched his waist: "Hmph! If you don't think I'm fat, it means you still think I'm fat, but you think this level is acceptable. No, I want to lose weight!"
Ai Yige felt so regretful. He thought that he really wanted to study this issue carefully in the future and never make similar mistakes again. Women are really sensitive to fatness and thinness that men can't imagine.
"No, no, I don't mean that. I mean, you are not fat at all, and even thinner makes me feel a little sad. My dear, I can't say anything about your current identity. I want to maintain my image, but if you leave that circle, you must quickly gain weight of at least ten kilograms... Look, this little waist is so thin that you can grab it in one hand..."
Wu Manshu lowered his head and touched his waist with a little confusion on his face. Then he found that Ai Yige's eyes were fixed on his chest. He couldn't help but touch his towering breasts, and then made a sudden expression: "You want to say that I'm too thin, even my breasts are small, right? Humph! I knew that Sister Qingyang's breasts are so big, you would think that I'm smaller than her..."
Well... well, women, women, they are really difficult animals to understand. She can think of many things in just one sentence. Ai Yige really doesn't know. If she continues to talk, what else can this girl think of? If she doesn't make a fuss, she has to move Meng Xiaodie out. You know, Meng Xiaodie has an unparalleled waist. Although her small waist is thin, it is better than a well-proportioned. Her entire waist is round and has no trace of fat, which is no less than many South American women who dance belly dance. If this continues, Wu Manshu will sooner or later involve Meng Xiaodie. At that time, it will not be a big battle between men and women, but Ai Yige will face Wu Manshu and fight against other women alone. Moreover, they all have their own strengths. Wu Manshu is clearly comparing his own disadvantages with other people's strengths. It would be strange if he is not depressed.
Chapter completed!