Chapter 2 [Military District Delusional Disorder]
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Ai Yige is even more strange. What an old house with a new house? He has lived in this alley since he was born. Is he crazy or what?
"Dad, are you okay? What old house and new house? Where are you with now? Otherwise I will take you home?"
Ai Yige felt that he was cautious enough and didn't dare to explode the thorn, but his father was furious when he heard this!
"You little bastard, really want to have sex, right? You haven't dealt with you much in the past two years, and you are becoming less and less aware of how you live. What's wrong with the house in the military compound? Are you a person who is very disappointed with you? Why don't you think about you, I and your mother? We are both so old, why did you give birth to such a thing as you and don't stay at home all day?"
Military Region Courtyard? This joke is almost as good as international jokes. People say that people will be a little confused when they are old, but I haven't heard that people will have paranoia when they are old. Could it be that the old man has been working for the past two years and is so idle that he ran to the Military Region Courtyard to apply for a door-care job? But even the door-care is not his turn. The door-care people are all soldiers with live ammunition, and their military posture is so agile.
"I said, "Old man, don't tell me that you went to the military compound to sweep the floor? If you say that although your son has no great prospects, he will take advantage of 10,000 yuan a month, so you won't be able to do that hard work with the military compound at such an old age, right? In addition, I have to tell you that from a genetic perspective, calling your son a turtle or a bastard is not good for you!"
"Okay, you little turtle, have you learned to commit germination, right?" When Dad Ai heard this, he felt a sense of power and furious. He roared at the phone, which made Ai Yige's eardrum hurt, and he quickly moved the phone away twenty centimeters. However, Dad Ai's words were so angry that they entered Ai Yige's ears without any leakage. "You said why did I give birth to you such a light and heavy guy? I have worked so hard for you to arrange this matter for you today. You are now in trouble with me! Okay, I will send someone to catch you now." After that, a very heavy sound came from the other side, and it seemed that I had slapped the table, and it seemed that I was very angry.
If it were Ai Yige who was drunk last night, he might have felt bald and might have fallen into the other party's confusion. However, although he was still a little headache, he had already sobered up from drunkenness. He looked at the words "Dad" on his phone. The number below was definitely a landline number. A few years ago, Ai Yige's family had been in a difficult situation. It was not easy for the old couple to support Ai Yige after school. In the early years, he installed a phone number for thousands or tens of thousands of yuan. The Ai family had no friends and no business to contact, so he had never installed a landline at all. Later, Ai Yige was able to make money and his family lived much better. Ai Yige simply equipped the old couple with a small spiritual connection, which was even more impossible to install any landline. Is it because of the mobile age?
After a little thought, Ai Yige understood that it must be that bad guy Peng Lianqing. He lost such a number while Ai Yige was going to the bathroom last night. It was really hard for him to find that this voice was indeed 70 to 80% like Daddy Ai, but the momentum in his tone was much worse. Daddy Ai was not so angry?
After cursing inwardly, Ai Yige said to the phone with a smile: "Why do I sound so familiar to you? I just said when did my old man learn to speak of a turtle? It turns out that Guo Degang, one of the four masterpieces, chose crosstalk? Why didn't you say "I'm working with you" in the last sentence just now? How could you do it all? Don't be stunned by me, hurry up and let that boy Peng Lianqing answer the phone!"
When the other party heard this, he was furious and obviously a little angry: "Okay...Okay..." After a long time, he didn't say a complete sentence, but instead hung up the phone with a bang.
"Little guy, fight with me!" Ai Yige chose to delete this number disdainfully, and then dialed it to Peng Lianqing, halfway through it. He thought about it and felt that there was no need to talk to the boy. Just come back and educate him well after meeting him. Lao Sun brought a large bowl of skin noodles with special ingredients, and a bowl full of oil. Ai Yige swallowed it in a hurry.
While eating noodles, he also listened to Lao Sun's nagging: "You kid, don't always fight against your old man. It's really not easy for him in his life. Everyone thinks he is lucky and lucky, but I don't think so, he feels bitter. You always come to me and just have a mouthful of noodles. I know you are trying to take care of my old man's business, but you don't eat with your parents. What's the point of even if they have more money?"
After hearing this, Ai Yige was confused and thought to himself that I didn't go against my old man, but the last sentence of Lao Sun was also correct. Lao Sun's noodles were chewy and smooth, but I often came to take care of Lao Sun's business. It seems that I have eaten with the old man and the old lady a little less recently, and I can't blame my father and mother for not cooking for themselves on Sundays, but instead ran out for a walk.
"Well, Mr. Sun, thank you, I understand." Ai Yige tore up some napkins, wiped his greasy mouth, and threw a cigarette to Lao Sun.
Old Sun took the cigarette, lit it on his own, no longer chatting with Ai Yige, and went to the door to squat and smoke.
After eating the noodles, he threw the money on the table and shouted: "Uncle Sun, you have thrown the money on the table."
After saying that, Lao Sun picked up the ten-dollar RMB on the table in the store and muttered: "This kid, I give more money every time. Old man, I'm not really short of money. I'm alone. I don't find anything to do. Do you raise insects at home? Lao Ai looks glorious on the surface, and commands thousands of troops. Who remembers the guns and bullets when he was young? What's the use of commanding the commander's troops not daring to say anything? The truth is that the commander's son is moving. Seeing that the sky was dark, he didn't dare to sell the old house, and he had to buy several surrounding families and let his son cat with him all day long? This kid is also, the villa in the military compound cannot be lived in, but like me, the old man, I just can't put down the old house here. Haha..." At the end, I don't know whether it was appreciation or regret.
Ai Yige couldn't hear it. If he heard it, he would have to grab Lao Sun's head and ask what was going on.
Chapter completed!