Chapter 2 Dump(1/2)
The moon is bright like a mirror in the sky, and the light market on the ground is like day.
In the Juxing Lake, lotus lanterns float on the lake, like blooming lotus flowers.
Several small boats shuttled through it, one of which was sitting with Ganoderma lucidum and eunuchs.
"Sister Ganoderma, did the princess laugh?"
The eunuchs, puppies, dog legs, dog things, and bullshits all asked about Ganoderma lucidum.
Ganoderma lucidum disliked the four "dogs" eunuchs and cursed: "My man, are you pig's brains?"
The four "dog" eunuchs were not convinced, but they dared not retort, so they could only mutter in their hearts: TM, the princess gave each of them the name "dog", how could they have a pig brain? If there is one, it is also a dog brain!
Regarding this "TM", it has its origin: this is the catchphrase of the Seventeenth Princess.
It is said that those who are close to the vermil and those who are close to the ink are black. The palace maids and eunuchs follow the princesses every day to serve them. Who wouldn’t scold them? But this is only a princess can scold them. When the princess is not around, Ganoderma will curse them a few words in front of them to enjoy their mouths. Don’t say it, it’s really comfortable to scold them! And these little eunuchs can only scold them in their hearts.
Not to mention them, even other princes and princesses, no one can curse these three words in a noble way. If the emperor knows that the scolding is, he will be taught a lesson. He said that he is uneducated and that the emperor will suffer a disaster when he is in a bad mood. But if the seventeenth princess scolds her, the emperor will praise her innocent and innocent temperament, and she will carve her pure natural jade... The emperor is in a bad mood. When the seventeenth princess says these three words, he will stretch his eyebrows and laugh and say, "Little Seventeen, it's really my pistachio!"
I have never seen the emperor so lacking...a partial father!
The emperor favored Princess Seventeen so much because her mother was Concubine Xiang. Concubine Xiang had no other descendants except Princess Seventeen, so the emperor became more and more doting Princess Seventeen more.
"The princess is on the shore, so far away, you can't see it. How can I see it? TM, are you still dogs?" Ganoderma lucidum stretched her neck and looked towards the princess in the pavilion on the shore, while scolding several eunuchs.
Several eunuchs twitched.
Dog Leg couldn't help but remind Ganoderma and said, "Sister Ganoderma, the advantage of dogs is that their nose is more sensitive, but they didn't say that there is anything particularly good about dogs' vision."
As if he remembered something, he said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, for example, the dog suddenly rushed towards a 'ye-la-scented fragrance', it must be that it smells the scent with its nose first, rather than seeing it with its eyes first."
"Dogs eat very fragrant when they eat 'night fragrance', and they eat with relish with their eyes closed. Isn't it because the dog has a sensitive nose and smells fragrant?" The puppy analyzed seriously.
The dog thing raised a question: "Is this 'Ye Lai Xiang' only when the dog's nose smelled?"
"I haven't heard it specifically."
"Does this still need to be smelled specifically? When you usually give me respect, won't it take the initiative to drill into your nose?"
"I usually have two bath beans stuffed into my nose."
"I'll go, aren't bath beans used to wash your hands?"
"Then what are you stuffing into your nose?"
"Dried dates."
"That's the princess's snacks. You actually stole the princess' snacks..."
"I didn't eat it, I just stuffed my nostrils to avoid odor."
"Fuck, who are you lying to? How small is the nostrils, how big is the dried dates, can they be stuffed?"
Four little eunuchs chattered and were quarreling.
Ganoderma lucidum interrupted them and scolded: "You are just named Dog Name, not real Dogs. When you mention shit, you will be excited. Can you have some success?"
The eunuchs finally calmed down.
"Hey, Sister Lingzhi, why do I feel that the princess is unhappy?" With the reminder of the dog legs, everyone looked at the shore.
In the pavilion, the seventeenth princess sat like a clay Buddha, motionless.
This shows that the princess is very unhappy.
"Didn't the princess say that she would be very happy as long as we take a cruise ship to go into the water?" The little eunuchs couldn't figure it out.
"We have been on the cruise ship, but we have not yet entered the water!" Ganoderma lucidum flashed with a bright light, and stood up and shook the cruise ship hard. The eunuchs were shaken and yelled: "Sister Ganoderma lucidum, stop shaking, if we shake again, we will fall into the water."
"Look at you, the princess moved..." Ganoderma lucidum pointed to the shore excitedly.
The princess not only moved, but also stood up.
The dog is the smartest, and he falls into the water after turning over.
As the water splashed Lao Gao, Ganoderma lucidum and the eunuchs really heard the princess’ laughter.
"The princess smiled, everyone, show it!"
With the inspiration of Ganoderma lucidum, the puppy, the legs and the bullshits fell into the water one after another, and the Ganoderma lucidum also fell into the lake. The princess was already laughing so hard that she leaned back and forth, and her "haha" laughter was floating on the entire lakeside.
It’s hard to buy a smile, and it’s worth it to transform from a few “dogs” eunuchs to a few dogs falling into the water.
Ganoderma lucidum and the eunuchs who were struggling in the lake suddenly became furious: The princess is smiling, but they can’t swim!
"It's bad, it's bad! The boat capsized! Someone fell into the water!" People ran around and shouted.
"Help...ah..." The five people rushing in the lake also called for help while choking the water, and shouting for help while choking the water.
Chu Mingzhu put away her smile and cursed: "Are you dead? You haven't gone into the water to save people!"
After saying that, several black shadows in the air dived into the water to save people.
With a few "pop,pop" sounds, Chu Mingzhu looked into the moon incredibly. How did they hide in this unobstructed and unobstructed?
These secret guards of the emperor are really powerful, elusive, you can't feel that they exist at all, but they are like shadows.
The lantern market was already crowded with people. There was such a bustling crowd, and the crowd had already gathered around the lake, blocking Chu Mingzhu's view of looking into the lake.
Chu Mingzhu clapped her hands, turned around and walked away with satisfaction.
Now that I finally got rid of these secret guards like dog skin plaster.
"Father, Father, you spoil your daughter so much, I have been raised by you as a waste. When can you be independent? It's time to come out and exercise..." Chu Mingzhu murmured to herself and ran away quickly.
Great, finally free, let this princess enjoy the unrestrained taste!
Chu Mingzhu ran out of the lantern market in one breath and looked at the streets, stunned for a moment.
This month, most people from Chang'an City gathered in the lantern market. In order to help her celebrate and wear a hairpin, other streets were sparsely populated, and the shops were closed at that time.
Chu Mingzhu looked at the closed store doors and couldn't help but feel relieved.
TM, who is the one who has passed the ceremony?
Not all stores are open, and some stores specialize in night markets, such as Nanfeng Pavilion.
Chu Mingzhu was already standing in front of the large blank plaque at the entrance of Nanfeng Pavilion, thinking incredibly: How can this attract business?
Among the emperor's many sons, the only one who was rude because of a playboy was the sixth prince Chu Ying.
A few years ago, the sixth prince was named King of Shu by the emperor and went to his fiefdom. Unexpectedly, he was arrogant and domineering. He took the lead in illegal hunting and trampling on the crops of the people. His subordinates advised him, so he grabbed the people and beat them up, which made the officials angry and the people resentful. He was impeached by the censor, saying that as a prince, he had no control over hunting and invaded the people and officials. He was happy when flattered, and became angry when he went against his will. He was moody and violated the law, which would damage the reputation of the Tian family.
The emperor felt deeply humiliated by his own son's inability to become a weapon and seized the title of "King of Shu" by the Sixth Prince. He was supposed to demote him to a remote place, but he could not withstand the mercy of the sixth prince's mother, Concubine Yang.
Concubine Yang was the daughter of the previous dynasty and the princess of the country that destroyed her country and the one who lost her family was Daxia.
Also because Concubine Yang and the emperor were cousins, their grandmothers were compatriots and sisters, the seventh and fourth daughters of the Duke of Wei of the Northern Zhou Dynasty who had lost their country.
It was precisely these intricate connections that the emperor was quite pity for Concubine Yang, and finally forgiven the Sixth Prince and recalled him to the capital to teach him personally. However, the Sixth Prince became a stubborn person and became a wild horse. He still did not change his dandy nature of eating, drinking and having fun. The emperor was busy with government affairs and was helpless, and he was helpless. As long as he did not harm the law and violated the law, he would turn a blind eye and let him go.
The Sixth Prince also gained wisdom after learning from his mistakes. He had no ambitions and was devoted to enjoying himself, and was free and free.
Among so many brothers and sisters in the harem, the Seventeenth Princess was doting on the emperor and arrogant because of his favor. Her personality was quite in line with the Sixth Prince, so the Sixth Prince was very willing to take her bastard sister to do something extraordinary without the emperor's father knowing it, such as dressing her up as a little brother and secretly taking her to Wanghualou to play.
In order to attract customers, Wanghualou really does everything. The flowers at the door were so lively. The seventeenth prince who followed the sixth prince to see the world was fascinated by the atmosphere at the door of Wanghualou. In fact, who was passing by was not itchy, thinking that once you step into the gate of Wanghualou, you will lead to the paradise on earth?
But this Nanfeng Pavilion is different. It is so low-key that it makes people wonder if it is a ghost town after bypassing this blank big plaque?
So, are the regular customers here?
"Damn it, Seventeenth Sister!"
It's indeed a regular customer, so cooked that it's so ripe.
Chu Mingzhu turned her head and looked at her seventh sister awkwardly.
The Seventh Princess is not very low-key every time she travels, but depends on the destination of her trip.
Nanfeng Pavilion is a low-key place, so it is not suitable to be high-profile when visiting Nanfeng Pavilion, so the Seventh Princess brought a disguised little palace maid Cui Feng'er next to her.
The Seventh Princess led Cui Feng'er to Chu Mingzhu in a manner like "You are caught by me."
"Xiao Shiqi, you are so good! You actually ran out of the palace to such a place. Do your father know?" The seventh princess said sourly.
"I have secret guards to protect me, what do you think of Sister Qi?" Chu Mingzhu said, looking up at Yuekong.
The secret guard is the emperor's personal guard. If the seventeenth princess takes the secret guard out of the palace, it will naturally be given by the emperor.
The Seventh Princess also looked up at the sky. Although the sky was empty and there was nothing, in the eyes of the palace people, the emperor's secret guards were able to hide in the air.
"Your Highness, where are the secret guards?" Cui Feng'er was still looking up, murmured in her mouth, and was stopped by the seventh princess pulling the corner of her clothes.
The emperor's secret guards were all fierce, and they had to see blood when they appeared. Although they could not kill the princess, wasn't her trip to Nanfeng Pavilion exposed?
"Seventeenth sister, it's such a coincidence. You're also here for a drink at Nanfeng Pavilion? Let's go together!" The seventh princess said enthusiastically and hooked Chu Mingzhu's shoulders. At least there was a cushion on her back, but Chu Mingzhu took her hand away.
"Is Sister Qi joking? Isn't it good to go to a restaurant when you have a drink? Isn't it to come to Nanfeng Hall to find a young servant? Oh, by the way, having a young servant accompany you to have a drink, it's really even more delicious."
"A fellow disciple, Seventeenth sister!" The Seventh Princess was shocked and gave Chu Mingzhu a thumbs up, and she relaxed. "Seventeenth sister, have you come to Nanfeng Pavilion before. Are you going to the Qingguan or the Red House? Are you calling for a wine or a red house?"
The Qingguan is all the Qingguan and the Hongguan is all the Red Guards. If the Qingguan is selling his skills but not his body, the Red Guards will... sell everything.
Of course, these were shared with Chu Mingzhu without reservation by the Sixth Prince.
To be continued...