Chapter 9(3/4)
"Zhe! I obey the order!" Rong Mama's words were not only "clear", but also "powerful"!
The disaster of Xiaoyanzi began on this day.
Rong Mama taught Xiaoyanzi "rules". She didn't come alone. She also brought two big men, named Saiwei and Sai Guang. They were as strong as ox, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist. When walking, they were as quiet as cats and had no dust on their feet. Xiaoyanzi had practiced martial arts and was clear about "experts". Knowing that these two people must be masters in the big house.
Mama Rong said respectfully to Xiaoyanzi:
"The emperor specially sent Saiwei and Saiguang brothers to serve the princess with me. The emperor said that he was afraid that the princess would be happy for a moment, so he would go up to the eaves of the pillars and roofs. If he didn't come at once, there would be two people to take care of him!"
Xiaoyanzi understood. It turned out that the master was still carrying helpers. Looking at Saiwei, Sai Guang and the other two were like iron towers, and they felt even more secretly complaining.
She looked at Mama Rong, rolled her eyes, and wanted to find a way to refuse and think about countermeasures.
"Mama Rong, let's talk about the conditions first..."
Mama Rong was slow to speak:
"I dare not negotiate terms with the princess. I know that the princess is unwilling to learn the rules in his heart! I am obeying the orders and cannot care about the princess' likes or dislikes. The emperor has his orders, and I dare not resist the orders! If the princess can study hard, I can hand in the office early, and the princess can also get rid of the princess as soon as possible. It is a good thing for the princess and the princess! Please don't let the princess down!"
Mama Rong was neither arrogant nor humble, and she was very polite. The little swallow was speechless and sighed helplessly:
"Oh! I've made a lot of things like a tongue twister, like a tongue twister, anyway, I'll just be fine if I can't lose it!"
The first thing Xiaoyanzi learned was to "walking". Rong Mama demonstrated and taught over and over again:
"When walking, you must be calm and keep a distance from the people ahead! The veil should be just right, not too high or too low. Please walk again!"
"Girl, your chin should be raised, your appearance should be dignified, your back should be straight, and your face should be a little laugh. Don't laugh too much! Let's go again!"
"Prince, when walking, you cannot squint your eyes, let alone make faces! Please walk again!"
Xiaoyanzi walked left and right, and became more impatient and less handsome, and she was shook her handkerchief and kept falling. Mama Rong said calmly:
"Grandpa, if you don't study hard and walk for a while, we will have to walk for ten days and half a month. I have time, so it doesn't matter! But will the princess face me all day long, and will not be bored?"
Xiaoyanzi couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly stopped her steps, stood still, shook off the veil in her hand, and shouted at Mama Rong:
"You know I'm bored, but you're deliberately trying to mess with me here! Do you think I'm afraid of you? I'm going to endure you like this for the sake of the Emperor. Just teach me casually. Why do you have to walk so many times?"
Mama Rong walked over, picked up the veil with an expressionless face, and handed it to Xiaoyanzi.
"Please go again!"
"What if I don't leave?"
"If you don't leave, Mama Rong will take her back!"
Mama Rong was blessed and turned around to leave. Xiaoyanzi couldn't help but shout:
"Slow down! You are going to complain to the Emperor Ama, right?"
"It's not a 'reproach', it's a 'report'!"
Xiaoyanzi thought about it, but after all, she didn't dare to disobey Qianlong, so she grabbed the handkerchief angrily.
"Forget it! Just walk! How can you stump people when you walk?"
The little swallow shook the veil and walked forward with big striking angrily. The veil was swung too hard and flew out the window.
Xiao Dengzi, Xiao Zhuozi and six others tried their best to hold back their laughter.
Mama Rong was still calm and handed the veil in her hand, saying tepidly:
"Please go again!"
The second thing Xiaoyanzi learned is "kowtow". Like "walking", it knocks around and knocks endlessly.
"This kowtow seems simple, but it is actually knowledgeable! Every time the princess kowtows, he never kowtows! He must kneel upright, his knees must be put together and not separated! His hands must be placed in front of his body like this, bend his head and touch the back of his hand, and he does not have to touch the ground with his forehead. That is the way of knocking the slaves, not the way of knocking the princess. Come! Please knock again!"
"The princess is wrong! You can't put your hands on both sides of your body... do it again!"
"The princess is wrong again. Your hands are going to overlap. Please knock it again!"
Xiaoyanzi thrust her back, turned around and looked at Mama Rong, and shouted in anger:
"How many times do you want me to be satisfied?"
Mama Rong said gently but insisted:
"It's fine when the right one is knocked!"
The little swallow knelt there and kowtowed countless heads.
The third thing Xiaoyan learned is how to "sit".
"The so-called standing posture has a standing posture, and sitting posture has a sitting posture. There are also rules for this 'sitting'! You should walk over slowly and sit down gently. Your knees should still be put together and your hands crossed on your knees. Princess, please sit!"
"Please get up, do it again! When you sit down, you must not let the chair make a sound!"
"Please get up, your body must be seated upright, and your feet must be taken under the chair! Please do it again!"
"Please raise your head, your chin should not sag, and your feet should not be used force! Please do it again!"
So the little swallow stood up again, sat down again, and "sitted" for many days.
The day when Xiaoyanzi finally broke out was after practicing "visiting guests" for a long time. Finally, when it was time to eat, her feet were sore, her hands were sore, and her back hurt. Seeing that she was eating, she was so happy that she was very happy. Sitting at the dining table, she was eating this and watching that, eating voraciously. While she was busy eating by herself, she also had to greet Xiao Dengzi, Xiao Zhuozi and others.
"Wow! I can finally eat. I can eat a beef now!" I took a sip of the soup, gasped in satisfaction, and then took a bite of the dish. I turned around and said, "Everyone sit down and eat together! I believe everyone is hungry and tired. How can I eat the dishes on this table alone? Come on! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! It's so small that I'm so tired, and it's so big that I'm so big that I'm so hungry..."
Before Xiaoyanzi finished speaking, Mama Rong explained clearly:
"Prince, please put down your chopsticks!"
Xiaoyanzi was stunned, raised her head and rushed straight into her head.
"What are you doing? The rules have been taught. I'm eating now! Don't you even let me eat well?"
"There are rules for this 'eating'! You can't talk in your mouth! You can't let your slaves accompany you to have dinner. A slave is a slave! The princess has a noble status and cannot be on par with the servants. This is a big taboo! The princess' method of holding chopsticks is not right. The chopsticks cannot cross them, and they cannot make a sound with bowls and plates! You cannot make a sound when drinking soup! Princess, please put down the chopsticks and do it again!"
At this moment, Xiaoyanzi could no longer bear it. With a snap, she slapped the chopsticks heavily on the table, jumped up, and shouted:
"I quit! OK! I don't act like this. I don't want to do it anymore! What's the point? It's not right to sit, stand, walk, kneel, laugh, say,... I don't even eat! I don't want to do it anymore! I've had enough! I'm leaving, never come back!"
While shouting, Xiaoyanzi took off the "Gege Bian Square", threw it on the ground, and pulled off the beads on her neck. The beads scattered all over the ground, and Xiaoyanzi rushed out of the room. Behind her, Xiao Dengzi, Xiao Zhuozi, Mingyue, Caixia, and Mama Rong shouted Princess and chased her desperately...
At this moment, Qianlong, Empress, Concubine Ling took Yongqi and Ertai into Shufangzhai's yard.
The little swallow shot out like an arrow, shouting in a mess:
"Hat, don't want it! Beads, don't want it! Earrings, don't want it! Gold, silver and treasures, don't want it! Flowerpot-sole shoes, don't want it..." He stretched out and kicked it, and a pair of flowerpot-sole shoes flew out.
Qianlong looked up in shock and saw a flower pot-bottomed shoe flying towards his forehead. Qianlong was shocked:
"What's this?"
Out of intuition, Yongqi jumped up and reached out to copy, and found a shoe.
Qianlong widened his eyes. The queen, Concubine Ling, Yongqi, and Ertai all exclaimed. Xiaoyanzi was still shouting:
"It's OK to stop doing it! What's the 'My Fair Princess'? It's simply a 'Roasted Pig Princess'..."
Qianlong was still in shock and shouted angrily:
"Little Swallow! What are you doing?"
Then Xiaoyanzi suddenly stopped and looked at Qianlong with her big eyes open and panting.
Mama Rong, Xiao Dengzi, Xiao Zhuozi, Mingyue, Caixia, Saiwei, Sai Guang, kneeling all over the ground and shouting:
"The emperor is auspicious! The queen is auspicious! The concubine is auspicious! The fifth prince is auspicious! The second master is auspicious..."
Amid this auspicious voice, Xiaoyanzi turned red, her eyes widened, and stood barefoot with angrily, without saying a word or greeting her.
The queen raised her eyebrows and asked sternly:
"What's going on? Mama Rong!"
"I'm here!"
"Aren't you here with the princess? How did you teach the princess like this? All the hats and shoes flew away. What's going on? You said!"
"I deserve to die! I won't return the Condor Heroes!" Rong Mama said "sinner".
Qianlong was so angry that his eyes were filled with stars, staring at Xiaoyanzi, and shouting in anger:
"What do you look like? If you want to learn the rules, why do you get worse and worse? Look at yourself, your clothes are not neat and your eyebrows are full of eyebrows and eyes are full of erection, what kind of morality is it?"
Xiaoyanzi ignored everything and shouted with her eyes:
"Ama! I'm going to do it! I'll stop doing this princess! If you want to chop my head, I can only admit it! Anyway..." She raised her head proudly and shouted with a look of death, "I want one first, one dead!"
Qianlong was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick.
"What do you think 'Prince' is? You can do whatever you want, and don't do it?" He turned around and shouted, "Come on, take down the Condor Heroes for me!"
Saiwei, Sai Guang responded loudly and stepped forward and quickly caught the little swallow.
Xiaoyanzi shouted urgently:
"Emperor! Emperor... do you really want my head?"
Qianlong was furious and could no longer control himself, and shouted at Xiaoyanzi in a stern voice:
"You are so arrogant and so presumptuous! I have been holding back to you again and again, and I can't bear it anymore! I don't want your head, just teach you a lesson!" He shouted to the eunuchs, "Blow her twenty steps!"
To be continued...