Chapter 57(2/3)
"Ah?" Liu Qing jumped up, "Why is one plate better than another?"
Xiaoyanzi pointed to each dish and introduced:
"I'll introduce it to you all! That's 'wolf hearts and dog lungs', that' 'white knife comes in', that' 'red knife comes out'! That's 'broken corpse', that' 'broken bones'," said pointing to the fish head of the pot, "I named it 'need one'; that pot of chicken soup, that's 'death one'!"
Everyone clicked the chopsticks, put them all down, and shouted:
"You have tried your best to lose our appetite, right?" Yongqi said.
"The last time Ziwei cooked, she gave her name, "I wish to be a winged bird in the sky", "Phoenix travels on the Phoenix Platform", "Qin Sang low in green branches", "Drop grass like green silk"... Why did it become so ugly when you get to you? No wonder the fragrance attracts butterflies, you can only attract bees!" Erkang shouted.
"If you don't name it, we can still eat it. Now, how can we eat it?" Liu Qing called.
Only Xiao Jian said with a smile:
"It's rare! You didn't let the 'heartbroken', 'walking corpse', 'heartbroken', 'five horses split the corpse', 'blood flows into a river'... These dishes are already your kindness to us! Okay! You sit down quickly and don't introduce your name again! To celebrate so many wonderful things, how about we drink?"
"Okay, okay!" Ziwei agreed immediately, "Let's go to the wine order quickly and forget these strange names of dishes, otherwise, I really can't eat them!"
The little swallow sat down and shouted happily:
"Okay! Have a drink, but it can't be too difficult!"
Erkang thought for a while and said:
"Let's have the simplest! Each of us says a three-character word. This word needs to be read three times over and over again, and it will make sense! Those who can't speak will have to be punished with a drink! For example... I'll start!" He led the demonstration, "I can't bear to give up, I can't bear to give up, I can't bear to give up?"
"Okay! I'll do it!" Ziwei said, "It's difficult to be a human being, it's difficult to be a human being!
"The bottomless hole, the hole has no bottom, the bottom has no hole!" Xiao Jian took it.
"The strong wind blows, the strong wind blows, the strong wind blows!" Yongqi continued.
"Good flowers bloom, good flowers bloom, good flowers bloom!" Liu Qing also took it out.
"The crane's head is red, the red-crowned crane, the crane's head is red!" said Liu Hong.
"Go up the mountains, go up the mountains, go up the mountains!" Jin Zuo said.
It was Xiaoyanzi's turn. She blinked her big eyes and thought about it desperately, but after thinking about it, she couldn't figure it out.
"This is so difficult, you still say it's not difficult!"
"Tell me quickly! Or you'll be fined!" Erkang urged.
"Just say it! I have a lot of them, but they are just three words!" Xiaoyanzi shouted.
"Yes! There are only three words, think about it!" Yongqi encouraged.
"Don't think about it! I'll say!" Xiaoyanzi shouted.
Everyone looked at Xiaoyanzi, and she said loudly:
"Cows eat grass, eat grass, and eat grass!"
Everyone laughed, Ziwei pulled Xiaoyanzi and shouted:
"Punish the wine, punish the wine! It's already a little bit hard to eat the grass cow, and you can still pass it! What is this 'grass eating the cow'? How could the grass eat the cow? Drink it quickly!"
Xiaoyanzi was dissatisfied and struggled, her eyes rolled and she shouted:
"I have it! I have it! I remember a very useful one!"
"What is it? Give you another chance! Tell me!" Ziwei shouted.
Xiaoyanzi said loudly:
"Fuck! Dog fart! Fuck dog!"
Everyone almost fainted and laughed in a slight way. Some went to beat the little swallow, some lay on the table, some rubbed their stomachs, and some laughed out loud from the table, and had a mess of food.
This meal will never be forgotten by everyone. Next, another meal will never be forgotten by everyone for the rest of their lives.
It turned out that Fulun decided to go back to Beijing. On that day, he came to the He family courtyard and said to Xiaoyanzi, Ziwei, Erkang and Yongqi:
"It seems that your determination will not change, so I will go back to Beijing too! Since I am leaving, we will meet again. I don't know when it will be. Tomorrow at noon, I booked a room at the Zuixianju in the city. We have a good meal. Let's say I will give you all the farewells! I see, it's just the five of us, and we talk all day long. You friends don't have to attend!"
"It should be us who gave Ama off!" Erkang said respectfully, inevitably full of sorrow of parting and unbearableness.
"You want to eat? Okay, anyway, 'Everyone wants to eat, you have to eat today, and you still have to eat tomorrow', let's go!" Xiaoyanzi said with a good temper.
So, at noon that day, everyone arrived at Zuixianju, which was the largest restaurant in Nanyang City. Fulun booked a separate room, and the four young people said goodbye to Fulunyiyi.
"I still have to feel sad in my heart when I think of you going to stay away from your hometown in the future! It's not only for me, but also for the emperor! It's not easy for the emperor to forgive you! No matter what, you guys have indeed caused a huge disaster! The emperor's tolerance should at least be exchanged for your gratitude! Why don't you even have gratitude?" Fulun asked with emotion.
"We are indeed grateful, but gratitude is one thing, sadness is another." Erkang said sincerely, "I have to admit that we have love, respect, resentment, hatred, and fear to the emperor! This feeling is very complicated and cannot be explained clearly!"
"He is not an ordinary father," Ziwei said, "He fucked the 'power of life and death', which is very terrifying! Parents and children are angry and quarrels, have different positions and different practices. This is a common thing, and any family may have it! However, when they are angry, they will kill people, but he is the only one..."
Before Ziwei finished speaking, the curtain was lifted, and someone stepped out and laughed and said:
"Hahahaha! Well said! Ziwei! I am the only one of the kind of "dad" who is angry and wants to kill people. However, your head is still on your neck, and your mouth can still speak good deeds!"
Everyone looked up and couldn't help but feel shocked. It turned out that it was not someone else who came out, but Qianlong in plain clothes! The dramatic appearance of Qianlong made the four young people jump in shock.
Erkang, Yongqi knelt down and shouted in surprise:
"emperor!"
"Ama!"
Xiaoyanzi looked at Qianlong in shock, but never expected that Qianlong would come to Nanyang. She was surprised, shocked, and moved... Her knees softened, and she knelt down and shouted involuntarily:
"Ama!"
Only Ziwei looked at Qianlong and was shocked. Then, she took a step back, bent her knees, proudly refused to kneel down, and shouted softly:
"emperor!"
Qianlong looked at the four people and his eyes fell on Ziwei's face.
"Ziwei, what are you calling me?"
"Emperor!" Ziwei looked at Qianlong with a pale face and said softly.
Qianlong was quite shocked and stared at Ziwei tightly and asked:
"You mean, don't admit this 'Ama'?"
"You don't recognize me anymore!" Ziwei raised her head and looked at Qianlong bravely, saying clearly, "On the day my uncle and uncle appeared, you had already rejected me personally. You don't believe my mother, and think that this is a "scam that has been deliberately planned for many years"! Thinking of my mother's lifelong waiting, it was a big scam that has been planned for many years, I really felt heartbroken for my mother! Besides, that day, you said to me firmly: "Don't call me emperor! I'm not your emperor!" Over the past few days, your words often echoed in my mind again and again, so..." She paused and said resolutely, "Even if you still want to recognize me now, I don't want to recognize you!"
Qianlong was even more shocked and stared at Ziwei:
"It's so amazing! If you don't think about it carefully, how many situations happened that day? Your mother, you are completely implicated by you. If you didn't tell a big lie and steal my beloved concubine, I wouldn't have been fooled by those three ordinary people!" Erkang was shocked and asked in surprise:
"Your Majesty! You said 'fool'? Then, has the truth been revealed? Ziwei's uncle and uncle said it on purpose, are they? Those three ordinary people are 'a big scam that is deliberately 'a deliberate scam', right?"
"I didn't go to investigate!" Qianlong replied frankly, "But I already understand in my heart! If I check it again, it would be an insult to Yuhe. Yuhe is not such a person, and she would not deceive me! At that time, I was so angry..." He looked at Ziwei and sighed, "You are right, I am not worthy of your mother, because I wronged her!"
Ziwei could never have expected Qianlong to say this again, so she was shocked.
Qianlong waved to everyone and said:
"All up! Don't kneel down! This is Nanyang, I'm on a tour in a squad! So, everyone changed their names. I'm the 'master' and you all sit down and have a 'cooked meal' with me!"
Qianlong sat down in the main seat and patted the seat beside him.
"Fulen, sit with me! The younger generation, sit opposite me!"
"Yes!" Fulun sat down respectfully.
Erkang, Yongqi and Xiaoyanzi stood up, and no one recovered from the shock.
Yongqi was so excited that she couldn't help herself, saying:
"Ama! I never thought that you would come to Nanyang in person!"
Qianlong stared at Yongqi and said emotionally in a somewhat sad tone:
"I have no choice! I sent many people to find you, saying "Don't hurt them" on the left and "bring them back without any injuries" on the right, but it still made you covered in bruises! I fell into a carriage, fell off the cliff, blinded my eyes, and was seriously injured... I was frightened and restless when I heard it, so I had to send Fulun. Unexpectedly, you were all covered in scars and were still angry and refused to go home! What do you want me to do? I will issue an imperial order to pick you up in person?"
After Qianlong's words, Yongqi immediately burst into tears and shouted:
"Ama! I deserve to die for you to worry and work so hard! I'm so sorry for you!"
"Don't say 'sorry'! At this moment, I am not an emperor, I am just a father who has lost his children! And... a father who has no pride and no anger." Qianlong looked up at the four of them, his voice full of emotion, "Children! Haven't the days of wandering for enough? The weather is so cold and it's snowing! How do you live outside in the long winter? In Shufangzhai, the stove is ready, the cotton jacket is ready, and the thick quilt is ready! Mingyue, Caixia, Xiao Dengzi, Xiao Zhuozi are all waiting for you, and the parrot is shouting 'Gegeous Goods' under the window every day!"
Before Qianlong finished speaking, Xiaoyanzi cried with a wow sound, crying while crying:
"Old Ma! Please don't treat me well. You can scold me, you can be fierce. You can be swearing at me, but you can be nice to me. If you treat me well, I will have no choice! We have decided to never go back to that memory city again! So, please don't treat us well!"
"Memories City?"
"Yes! We all call the palace 'Memories City', and that place is our 'memories'!" Erkang responded, "We have already reached this point and can't go back!"
Qianlong looked at the four young men still standing there, feeling very sad:
"You don't even want to have a meal with me! Sit down! Sit down!"
The four of them sat down.
Qianlong clapped his hands, and four palace maids walked out with trays and placed the tray on the table. Qianlong looked at the little swallow, looked at Ziwei, and said:
"Little Swallow, I brought your favorite almond pastry from that memory city. These days, that almond pastry, probably you haven't eaten it for a long time! Ziwei, you like walnut cake, I also brought it! There are also pea yellow, pine nut flower cake, and date silty flame cake... I remember you two girls, who love these snacks the most... I decided to bring the snacks to the last time, which made the whole imperial kitchen fuck! Unfortunately, I walked on the road for too long, even if I whipped it up day and night, I still delayed for many days! Come! Eat quickly! See if it's still fresh?"
To be continued...