Chapter 50(3/3)
"I can borrow money from my friends..." Xiao Jian said in contemplation.
"No!" Erkang immediately protested, "The journey is still very good. If we cannot rely on your friends to help us, it will be repaid? If we want to borrow money, it is better to go and sell our skills!"
Xiaoyanzi shouted:
"Don't worry about this and that! We are the 'spores who will die and still be born'. Don't be afraid! Tomorrow, Xiao Jian will protect Erkang and Ziwei and stay at home. Liu Hongyongqi and I will make money!"
"Then... I would rather Xiao Jian protect you! Although I injured one arm, I would not become a useless person. Ziwei's eyes have healed again, and we don't need protection!" Erkang said.
Xiaoyanzi slapped the table and said:
"That's all! Let's rehearse later. Liu Hong and I were dressed as a pair of sisters in trouble. Yongqi and Xiao Jian were mingling among the audience, pretending to be kind-hearted people. At that time, we would have to look sympathetic, and donate money desperately, and encourage everyone to donate money! Do you understand?"
When Yongqi heard this, she immediately looked embarrassed:
"That...how ugly! Let's use other methods...it doesn't seem very glorious!"
"Young Master, we are already like that. Do you want glory?" Xiaoyanzi shouted.
"I'll write this line for you!" Ziwei said.
"I understand!" Xiao Jian smiled and looked at Xiao Yanzi, "I have never played this thing before, but... I sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman, and I will cooperate with you with all my strength!"
So the next day, Ziwei and Erkang stayed in the courtyard to recuperate, and the others all went to perform their skills.
Xiaoyanzi and Liu Hong, and the twig hairpin and cloth skirt, stood on the corner of the street in the busy area. Xiaoyanzi took a big gong and beat it ping-pong. Liu Hong took a big knife and stood beside Xiaoyanzi in a posture.
When passers-by saw two outstanding girls, they gathered curiously. Yongqi and Xiao Jian mingled among the crowd, waiting to go on stage. Xiaoyanzi saw that the crowd had already gathered a lot, so she stopped beating the gong and said to everyone:
"Dear Luoyang's elders, brothers and sisters, I am Xiao Yanzi, this is my sister Xiao Gezi. We two sisters are from Hebei and are going to Sichuan to find relatives. After passing through precious land, my sister fell seriously ill on the road. In order to hire a doctor, I used up all my money. We two sisters are the ones who are not suitable for heaven and earth. Now we are in Luoyang, we are already that one... The mountains are poor, the water is gone, there is no place to live, and there is no food to eat... As the saying goes, rely on parents at home, rely on friends when going out... We two sisters have some skills in fisting and kicking, and we offer some ugly things to you here, please help you with some travel expenses. Thank you for your great kindness, Xiao Yanzi is here!" He clasped his fists and said, "Thank you! Thank you!"
Xiao Jian stood in the crowd, listening to Xiao Yanzi chanting lines seriously, with a smile, and thought it was quite fun. Yongqi was born as a prince, and she felt very embarrassed when she had never encountered such a situation. She didn't know where to put her hands and feet. She thought that she would pretend to be a donor and come to shout everyone to donate money later. He quietly retreated into the crowd, hoping to find a hole to hide.
After Xiaoyanzi finished speaking, she picked up a pre-prepared big knife and compared it with Liu Hong.
The two girls danced around and danced tightly, which was very beautiful.
The audience was enjoyable, and the applause was thunderous and everyone applauded.
The two danced for a while, then stopped the knife and clasped their fists at the audience. Liu Hong took the plate and collected money from the onlookers.
"Please give it a little! Thank you! Thank you!"
When the crowd saw the plate reaching over, they threw several copper plates into the ground. Some of them simply retreated and donated money without any enthusiasm. Xiaoyanzi hurriedly winked at Xiaojian and Yongqi and asked them to come up and donate money. Unexpectedly, Yongqi retreated to the back, and Xiaojian hesitated and stopped moving. Xiaoyanzi was so anxious that she thought, what happened to these two men? It was their duty to play, and no one of them moved! So she looked at Xiaojian fiercely. Xiaojian was embarrassed by her eyes, and grabbed her head with her hands, and finally got on the stage. Originally, he should have played the role of "donating generously", but he muttered softly:
"A man is not open and honest enough to do something deceitful!"
He turned his face and changed his lines temporarily, saying:
"Dear friends from Luoyang, if you are not satisfied with the performances of these two girls, I, Xiao Jian, will perform a part, and I hope everyone will donate generously!" As he said that, he clasped his fists at Xiao Yanzi, "Miss, I really can't say something, I'm so sorry!"
When Xiaoyanzi heard this, the Xiaojian was not rehearsed, and obviously became a temporary stage fright. She was so angry that she slashed at him with a knife and cursed:
"What's the point? You're also saying 'cooperating with all your strength', don't say much! Look at the knife!"
Xiao Jian was startled and jumped away quickly. Xiao Yanzi slashed with another knife and continued to scold:
"A man is a real man, his face is thinner than a woman! I'll chop you!"
Xiaoyanzi cuts it as soon as she says, it’s not a show at all, and it’s coming in full force.
Xiao Jian had a sudden inspiration, and the old trick came again. He deliberately hid from the knife in a panic and shouted:
"The sword has no eyes, don't joke..." Before he finished speaking, he fell a big fall.
The audience didn't know whether it was true or false, and they watched with relish and smiled and leaned back and forth.
Xiaoyanzi slashed at Xiaojian again, and Xiaojian hid in a mess and fell several times. Several times, the knife almost hit Xiaojian, and Xiaojian avoided dangerously with a slight difference. One of them chased and the other escaped, and they fell all the way, both funny and abrupt, and thrilling.
The audience applauded wildly, and Liu Hong hurriedly took the plate to collect the money, and the money in the plate kept pouring in.
Yongqi was stunned.
Finally, Xiao Jian jumped out of the battle circle. When Xiao Yanzi saw that he had gained a lot, she smiled. Then, Xiao Yanzi and Xiao Jian stood side by side, clasped their fists and saluted the audience, and said in unison:
"Thank you everyone! Thank you! Thank you!"
The two of them stood there, like a beautiful tree facing the wind.
The audience burst into applause.
Yongqi hid in the crowd and was stunned. Hearing the two people around him talking with relish:
"Good kung fu, so beautiful! I bet they are a couple!"
"Not! That's so good at tacit understanding! He is so handsome! He is so handsome..."
Chapter completed!