Chapter 4 Daily Mission: Random Crusade(1/2)
You Zhuxiao sat in the pavilion, thinking about how to post this Weibo post.
She felt that all the things she encountered in the morning could be submitted for the "Confusing Humanity Award" - I guess there is no day in the next life that will be more strange than today.
She had made an appointment with a pet hospital and took Xiluda to sterilize early in the morning. After all, Xiluda had been raising her for more than a year, and now it is almost time for spring.
But Xiluda seemed to be able to understand her words. Xiluda, who always likes to stroll, suddenly became a fuss and refused to go out. You Zhu Xiao just stuffed it into the cat bag and was sweating all over.
The bad luck was that You Zhuxiao actually met Chen Bo on the road. She met Chen Bo at her roommate’s birthday party. For some reason, Chen Bo started to chat with You Zhuxiao frequently, and he always met him during the canteen... Now I think it was her roommate who informed her.
But You Zhuxiao didn't like him. She never agreed to invite Chen Bo every time she dated. It was just that everyone was friends on the surface, and You Zhuxiao was taught to be polite since childhood. Therefore, even if she didn't like Chen Bo, she tried to get along as appropriately as possible.
If you feel unhappy, You Zhuxiao will post on Weibo to hang out Chen Bo's annoying behavior, and then watch your fans spitting fragrance at Chen Bo, and you will feel much more comfortable.
This time, Chen Bo asked to accompany her to the pet hospital halfway. You Zhuxiao was reluctant but didn't know how to refuse. She was ready to update the "Annoying Friend of the Opposite Sex" series on Weibo.
At this moment, a boy stopped her, taught Chen Bo a lesson, and ran back with her hand.
He looked like he knew him for a long time, and said, "No one can hurt you", and said, "We are lovers of three lives and three lives". His face was blushing and serious, which made You Zhu laugh in a daze and couldn't help but feel a little excited.
Just when You Zhuxiao thought she was wasting her parents' tuition fees and really wanted to fall in love in college, the boy named Cha Xiu suddenly said-
He recognized the wrong person.
Or, he admitted the wrong cat.
He was not here to look for You Zhuxiao, he was here to look for You Zhuxiao... Cat.
Just when You Zhu smiled and thought he was blind and was talking nonsense, she saw her cat jumping into the boy's arms. The boy said he would give them 10 minutes, and then they all walked to the lawn next to chat!
She really wants to post on Weibo to complain, but fans will think she is making a few nonsense!
After hesitating for a while, You Zhuxiao still couldn't help but feel curiosity in her heart. She walked over from behind with her hands and feet, pricked up her ears to eavesdrop on what the boy and the cat were talking about.
Does this boy have any fantasy?
Or do you have any strange habits for cats?
But when You Zhuxiao just approached them within three steps, Cha Xiu and Xiluda turned their heads and looked at her together as if there was vision behind them.
You Zhuxiao waved his hand awkwardly, trying to say something to explain his sneaky behavior, but he couldn't say anything. His face turned red and he "meowed" at Xiluda in panic, trying to ease the awkward atmosphere.
Then the atmosphere became even more awkward.
Fortunately, Xiluda responded very humanly to "meow" to prevent her nominal mistress from dying suddenly in shame.
Cha Xiu also felt that it seemed inappropriate for him to chat with the cat alone, so he picked up the cat and handed it to You Zhu to smile: "We have a very happy chat."
"Well... well, Xiluda is a good boy." You Zhuxiao didn't know what she was talking about.
Cha Xiu looked at Xiluda in You Zhuxiao's arms with a smile. Xiluda turned her head and licked her little paws, not wanting to look at him, and her tail hangs down and sways.
Even Cha Xiu, who never laughed at others, couldn't help but smile.
He never expected that Xiluda, the "An Destroyed Holy Sword", would actually be transformed into an orange cat!
In the "Earth" game, players can also reincarnate other races in addition to human races, including but not limited to plants, terrestrial animals, and deep-sea animals, but the corresponding race must not be extinct yet, and extinct species such as dinosaurs and saber-toothed tigers cannot be reincarnated.
Some players will try to reincarnate other animals after reincarnation many times to experience the diversity of life. At some time, wolves, pandas, foxes, and raccoons are all very popular reincarnation races, and these "animal players" have also had a huge impact on the earth.
Tea Xiu remembers that the myths and legends of many countries have a lot to do with this group of animal players.
But Cha Xiu was a staunch human supremacist, and he had no interest in reincarnation animals.
Moreover, there are many defects in animal reincarnation, such as short lifespan, natural disasters, human threats, etc., which have led to the extremely poor game experience of many animal reincarnations, and everyone is just trying it out.
So Cha Xiu was so surprised that Xiluda was actually reincarnated as an orange cat. He remembered that Xiluda was a man who was seven in and seven out on the battlefield with him. How could he be reincarnated as an orange cat?
Still a female orange cat!
No wonder the voice of social communication is a girl's voice.
"Stop laughing!" Xiluda yelled indignantly in the social communication: "If I knew I would travel into the game, I would not be reincarnated as a cat!"
Cha Xiu: "Usually, I won't laugh. But I've never seen you reincarnate as an animal..."
Xiluda: "Of course you haven't seen it! It's strange that you've seen it!"
Cha Xiu thought it was true that animal players were rare and generally lived in deep mountains and forests. He had to avoid humans to live freely. Naturally, there was no possibility of human players like him meeting animal players.
Xiluda's girl voice was full of grievances: "I heard that there will be demons in "Earth 2" and will fully inherit the character information of "Earth" so I started a cat character. Then in "Earth 2", I might be able to get a cat demon character with a hundred years of cultivation..."
Cha Xiu: "Then why is it reincarnated as a female cat? Is it not possible for male cats?"
Xiluda's tone was full of shock: "Oh my God, I have known you for so long, don't you know that I am the number one female guard in the Western Continent!?"
Cha Xiu shook his head, he really didn't know. There was no fancy news about the news from the Western Continent to the Eastern Continent, and for the strong men, the gender is not worth mentioning at all, and...
Cha Xiu: "But the ones I knew before were all men."
Xiluda spat: "Nonsense, in a feudal society without extraordinary feudal society, how could a man go to the battlefield to kill people if I don't become a man?"
Cha Xiu thought it was right. In a world without extraordinary, technology could not erase the natural physical gap. It was precisely because they were all comrades on the battlefield that Cha Xiu misunderstood the gender of Xiluda.
"That...that...that..."
You Zhuxiao looked at Cha Xiu and actually stared at Xiluda for more than a minute, and finally couldn't help but disturb him.
Cha Xiu was slightly stunned, looking around for a week, feeling a little confused: "There are no black people nearby... Oh, I'm sorry, did I take up too much time?"
You Zhu Xiao shook her head repeatedly and whispered: "No, I have nothing to do except take Xiluda to sterilize in the morning..."
Xiluda screamed: "Ta Xiu, save me! I don't want to sterilize! I don't want to go to the pet hospital ahhhhhh!"
‘It turns out that hostage and seeking help mean being taken to sterilize by the master…’
Cha Xiu was silent for a moment and said:
"You Zhuxiao, I have a heartless request."
"Just call me Zhuxiao." You Zhuxiao blushed and quickly said: "My friends call me like this."
Cha Xiu nodded and said seriously:
"So good, Zhu Xiao, although I have one request, there are three ways to complete it. You can help me just by satisfying one of them."
"First, are you willing to give me a gift from Cilda? I can buy it for money, and you can also give it for free."
You Zhuxiao immediately shook her head: "No."
Cha Xiu had expected this. After all, Xiluda has been raised by her for more than a year and must have developed feelings for her. So he gave a second option: "Are you willing to give up taking Xiluda for sterilization? Xiluda is my important friend, and I don't want her to be hurt."
You Zhuxiao also shook her head: "No, I took her to sterilize it for her. It is very painful for the female cat to be in heat, and it will be sterilized in time..."
You Zhuxiao gave Cha Xiu a few minutes of knowledge about cat sterilization. Generally speaking, the benefits outweigh the disadvantages and are very beneficial for cat growth. Cha Xiu expressed his understanding and said: "In fact, it is not only cats, but human sterilization is also very beneficial. For example, the lifespan of a male eunuch is 14 to 19 years longer than that of a normal male. Reducing the secretion of androgens can improve immunity and enhance the cardiovascular system."
You Zhuxiao was stunned - you said so hardcore, I don’t know how to take it.
"But I have to say that Xiluda is not an ordinary cat. She is likely to solve the pain in the estrus you mentioned."
Cha Xiu paused: "And I will help her."
Cha Xiu did not lie. Xiluda is now a cat with human wisdom. The problem that cats cannot solve is not difficult for her. Moreover, even if she does not have the right tools, Cha Xiu can help make it.
But this sentence sounds very strange to You Zhuxiao - are you helping? How do you help a cat in heat?
Seeing You Zhuxiao still hesitating, Cha Xiu proposed the third option: "If you neither want to give up love nor give up the sterilization plan, then I hope we can have an exchange. I hope you can release Xiluda, and at the cost, I can replace Xiluda and become your pet..."
"I'll choose the second one! I'll call the pet hospital and cancel the sterilization surgery!"
You Zhuxiao quickly took out the phone and sent WeChat to the pet hospital, changing the topic with a nervous look on his face - this is a confession!? This must be a confession! And it is a dog-like confession like "becoming your pet"... He really pretends to like pets to confess his love!?
Cha Xiu glanced at the Orange Cat: "The mission was completed."
Xiluda shouted: "Tianla Lu, you are so cruel to yourself. What if Zhu Xiao chooses the third option?"
"Then I will be her pet in this life." Cha Xiu was not sad or happy: "I paid off my life-saving grace during the Northern Expedition."
Xiluda said happily: "You still remember what happened almost two thousand years ago... Hahaha, you are indeed the rigid tea shop assistant."
At this time, You Zhuxiao put down her phone, looked at Cha Xiu hesitantly, and whispered: "I have cancelled the operation appointment at the pet hospital."
"Thank you." Cha Xiu thanked sincerely: "By the way, do you feel troubled by the boy who harassed you just now? If you need it and I have time, I can act as a bodyguard to protect your trip."
"No." You Zhuxiao also made up his mind this time: "I will cut off all contact with him after I go back. It is too scary to follow me to the pet hospital. I will complain to his academy for this behavior."
The two looked at each other, and You Zhuxiao suddenly looked at her eyes:
"Since the appointment has been cancelled, I have nothing to do in the morning..."
"Ah, I skipped class." Cha Xiu suddenly remembered this: "Now I go back, I should have time to take the second class... Do you want to go back to the dormitory? We can go together."
You Zhuxiao looked at him silently, nodded, stuffed Xiluda back into her backpack and carried it in front of her mobile phone.
Cha Xiu saw that she seemed to be posting on Weibo.
"Xiluda, have you noticed that you have changed?"
Xiluda in the backpack pulled open the zipper, broke out a cat's head, and looked at Cha Xiu in confusion:
"I've changed?"
Cha Xiu said, "You used to speak very concisely and would not bring so many 'Rull' tone words like 'Rull', 'Lu', and you would not have any extra emotions when describing them. You would be as straightforward as a sword."
"If it were you in the past, you would have to ask for help, 'I will be castrated and come to Dazheng Gate quickly', instead of sending so many emotional help signals."
To be continued...