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Chapter 18 Battle (Part 2)(1/2)

Shi Feixia looked at the secret organ exposed to the air, then looked at Leiden's red face, and said slowly: "It's actually quite majestic." Of course, this is entirely based on the size of the dwarf.

...

Leiden jumped up suddenly, hurriedly wrapped himself tightly, looked at him angrily, pointed at the door and said, "Go out for me!"

Shi Feixia smiled with salivation and said, "Why do you have to be so disgusted in a friend? Isn't it just a naked body? Anyway, there are so many people coming to see the public bathroom."

Leighton said angrily: “Is my room a public bathroom?”

Shi Feixia sighed and said, "Anyway, you have read it, don't worry. And I don't want to do anything to you?"

Layton's anger was burned by the firewood he added, "What else do you want to do to me?"

...

Shi Feixia kicked the door, turned around and saw Leiden pulling things seriously in the box.

"What are you looking for?" Does the dwarf like to put tea in boxes? "I'll just drink Coke."

Leiden suddenly stood up and smiled strangely with a ferocious look on his face.

Shi Feixia's eyes moved to the rusty axe in his hand, and his face turned pale, "Well, if it is inconvenient to burn fire, I won't drink tea... If cutting trees is done, it's still possible to avoid it."

Leighton said word by word: "Get out."

Shi Feixia slowly retreated, opened the door with his backhand, and when his heels were already out of the room, he said with a last try: "Don't you want Boji to leave here?"

...

The clouds were shaking in Leiden's eyes.

Shi Feixiaxin raised her heart slightly.

"Come in." Layton threw the axe back into the box.

Shi Feixia immediately rushed in and closed the door.

※※※

Leighton went back to the bathroom and put on his clothes, then walked out seriously, "Tell me about your plans."

...

Half a minute later.

Leiden glared at him, "You won't have no plans, only goals, do you?"

Shi Feixia smiled and said, "My plan comes entirely from your tools."

Leiden thought for a while and said, "What do you want?"

"Are there any atomic bombs, nuclear weapons, etc?"

Layton continued to glare at him speechlessly.

Shi Feixia laughed dryly in disappointment: "It doesn't matter, there are not many humans in this thing. Uh, there should be any such thing as bazooka, machine gun, etc., right?"

Layton shook his head expressionlessly.

...

In fantasy novels, it is clearly said that the dwarves are masters in making weapons. Could it be that Layton was sent to Noah’s Ark because he was very stupid?

A group of scientific dwarves in white robes suddenly appeared in his mind. The culprit had this face exactly the same as Leiden.

In view of this, Shi Feixia immediately reduced the difficulty, "Is there any AK47?"

“…”

Shi Feixia wiped his face, "Apart from the axe, do you have any lethal weapons?"

Leighton flipped through the box and finally found something.

Shi Feixia looked familiar, "It seems like I've seen this somewhere."

“There is a handful of the same style in the kitchen.”

Shi Feixia finally remembered. Isn’t this the guy Antonio often uses to cut vegetables?

Looking at his colorful face, Layton finally explained: "I am a scientist who explores the practical performance of life and is not very familiar with weapons."

Shi Feixia expressed his understanding, "I understand. Laws are also divided into criminal law and civil law." But he urgently needs criminal law now. What's the use of civil law? Is it a quarrel?

...

Noisy?

The light bulb that Shi Feixia hid in his head suddenly lit up.

Seeing his lewd smile on his face, Leighton couldn't help but run back to the bathroom to pack another layer for himself.

※※※

0:00:00.

Shi Feixia tried hard to turn the Domino earpiece.

Leiden asked nervously from the side, "Did you hear it?"

Shi Feixia said nothing, made a shut-up mouth shape, and then nodded suddenly, "He is snoring."

Leiden said in surprise: "I didn't expect the fallen angel to sniff."

Shi Feixia said: "Now is not the time to pursue patent rights, Hughes, it's up to you."

Hughes hesitated, "He is a child after all, isn't that good?"

Shi Feixia pointed to his nose and said, "But I am not even thirty years old."

...

Hughes sighed and hugged a large string of red firecrackers from Layton's hand, "I just have to put it in his room, right?"

Shi Feixia said: "It's better to stuff it into the bed."

Hughes looked disapproving.

Shi Feixia compromised and said, "Okay, then put it on the quilt."

Hughes still looked at him.

Shi Feixia muttered dissatisfiedly: "There is no shocking effect in other places."

Hughes said: "The same goes for putting it beside the bed."

"Then you have to have the bedside."

Hughes turned around silently, obviously acquiesced.

Shi Feixia and Leiden watched him slowly transparently, his clothes slid down to the ground one by one, and only a lot of firecrackers were getting farther and farther away.

Leiden stared at the door opposite, and waited for it to quietly open, and then said, "He won't be discovered, right?"

Shi Feixia said in surprise: "You have known him for a long time, have you?"

"But he has never done such a thing before."

Shi Feixia shook his head and sighed, "This is a waste of resources."

After passing, the door closed, after passing, the clothes were put on one by one again.

Leiden took out the lighter from his pocket and was snatched by Shi Feixia, "Hehe, how can I not let me do such a fun thing?"

Leiden said unhappily: "Why are you doing it or not me?"

Shi Feixia said naturally: "Because I am the chief planner and commander-in-chief. Oh, stop arguing, some will be quarrel later."

He tiptoed to the long fuse dragged onto the ground, squatted down and lit it.

Fortunately, there is marble floor outside this floor. If it is a street stall, it must be worn together.

Shi Feixia, Leiden and Hughes all looked nervously at the fuse that was burning shorter and shorter, until the door.

Shi Feixia and Leiden called out bad at the same time.

Although the fuse passed under the door, I don’t know if the fire could pass through.

Just as I was thinking, I heard a crackling sound of firecrackers exploding like thunder, and there seemed to be a faint scream in it.

Shi Feixia and Leiden immediately cheered.

At this time, only Hughes was calm and made a quick decision: "Go quickly."

The word "彩" was just out, and the door opposite was blowing like a strong wind, and it was blown open. Poggy rushed out angrily.

Shi Feixia and Leiden were so scared that they crouched down.

Hughes's clothes slid down and were transparent again.

Shi Feixia and Leiden held hands with each other like comrades.

The sound of Boggy slippers slapping the floor was like a death-seeking drum, making their hearts overwhelmed.

Suddenly—
To be continued...
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