Chapter seven hundred and twenty seventh title battle
Chapter 727 The Battle of Naming
As soon as he drove away these pets with great curiosity, he started to get on the crowd, and they all came to congratulate the fat man. The fat man couldn't take off his body, so his mother quickly went to the outer room to cook porridge and cook eggs, and mixed some brown sugar into the porridge. This is called confinement rice.
The guests were invited to the east room, but they couldn't sit in the room, and there was a big group outside. The fat man happily handed the cigarettes, while the maomao and the others were busy pouring water.
"Don't leave now. Set up a few tables later. Let's have fun--" Of course, the fat man should celebrate such a big happy event. He usually has to find some reason to get together.
Captain Li waved his hand: "No, wait for three days, and when you pass the third day, you can do it well. Don't worry, fat man, you must have a good meal."
"Fatty, I'll give you this." Lao Yaozi squeezed to the fat man and handed a small paper bag to the fat man. When he opened it, he saw a strange fragrance swelled in his face.
"Mitsui, what's the use of this?" The fat man was a little confused.
"It's all right to send it to the big feet, he knows how to use it." Because there are many people, both men, women, young and old, it's hard to say that the old medicine is not easy to say. This thing is specially used for women to bathe, to strengthen the body and eliminate evil, which is also a local tradition. Everyone knows that fat people are laymen.
"And this, let's take a walk for Xiaoyu in two days." Wang Sanpao also took out a pack of things: "This is deer fetal cream, haha, it's the most nourishing thing for confinement people."
This fat man knew that deer fetus cream is of great help to recover after childbirth, and is also a beauty product. He had eaten some for Xiaoyu before, so he took it with a smile: "What gift do you have? Take it out quickly, and you are still waiting for me to do it, haha--"
"I've never seen you like you." The owner of the car brought a fish bag, found a big basin and added water, which was full of crucian melon seeds: "Buy more crucian carp soup, it's best not to add salt or less salt. The milk must be enough. By the way, the nose of the thorn fish was dried last time. If the milk is insufficient, use it. The two mouths are enough, Xiaoyu is choking--"
Lao Yaozi smiled and said, "Don't worry, you have to finish your milk no matter what. It's definitely no problem with your uncle Yaozi here!"
As he was talking, he heard a cry from the room. The fat man hurried in. It turned out that Da Braida was feeding the baby under the guidance of his sister-in-law.
Breastfeeding is good for mother and child, especially colostrum, which is even more amazing. Therefore, the sooner the milk is, the better. After the mother is stable, she can feed the baby.
But at the beginning, my breasts were not open, and my little baby's mouth was boring again. After sucking for a few times, I immediately got angry and started crying. One cried, and the other was not idle, and he was lying there and shouting.
The fat man is quite a big man, and he immediately sweats. The key is that he can't understand the words now, and he has no place to use his energy.
It’s better for Big Foot Sister to pull Qiqi in front of her: “You suck a few bites first, and it’s good to open it.” This is usually the method in rural areas, and find a child to clear it up first.
"Me?" Qiqi was really embarrassed. She didn't remember anything when she was breastfeeding and couldn't slap for a while.
"What are you afraid of? My little kids used to be eight or nine years old, and they still have to eat a few bites when they get home from school." He shouted that his sister-in-law cheered the little guy up.
Qiqi made up her mind and lay there and started to eat. After a long period of excitement, she finally got semen and then ate another one. The fat man kept teasing her: "Is it sweet or not? What's the taste?"
After finishing his work, Qiqi then gave him a blank look, then looked at the big braid with a smile and picked up the little kid to feed her. The little guy immediately did not cry or make a fuss, and his little mouth was twitching.
"My kid finally got his job." The fat man was very happy and went out to greet everyone again.
"Brother Fat, You're here." Erzhuzi ran into the yard with a cradle in one arm: "Brother Fat, if you have twins, you have to double everything."
The fat man slapped his thighs: "Yes, raise your child and hang it up. This thing is warm in winter and cool in summer. I'll sleep after a leisurely leisure. I'll hang it up quickly."
As he was talking, he heard the sound of crying from the room again. The fat man ran to the room again, but saw a baby raising breasts, and the other was already asleep, with his little nose wings flashing.
"Didn't cry-" The fat man heard it again, and the crying came from the east room, so he ran out and saw two little parrots singing and talking.
"Would you be good to learn something serious?" The fat man was also very upset and whispered for a few times. The parrot shut up. It seemed that it was not good to be too smart.
The fat man then went back to the house and tied You's car to the tent pole. The inside was a grass bag that had been prepared long ago. The more he slept, the hotter he felt, and he was not getting angry.
A small mattress is laid on top, and the small red pillow has been made long ago. There are crushed husks inside, and some mugwort and grass are added to deworm.
Put the little kid inside and cover it with a small blanket. Qiqi handed one with one hand and gently pushed it, and the car started to sway. When they saw it, they all came up with them and helped Qiqi push the car.
"Okay, this is just right to do it - don't be too tall, do you think it's a swing." The fat man gave a guidance next to him and hummed: "The moon is bright, the wind is quiet, and the leaves cover the window lattice-"
Wow—Wow—This time the two kids were really crying. Seeing that everyone was not good at looking at him, the fat man grabbed the back of his head and closed his mouth very consciously walked out of the house.
Qiqi patted the two little guys gently, and the crying stopped. Qiqi couldn't stop talking: "It seems that it's useful for me to coax the child."
"They will be Sister Qiqi's young followers from now on." Ye Zi helped fool him.
"By the way, I haven't named it yet, hehe--" Qiqi suddenly remembered this. This is her patent.
The fat man's brain reached in from the door and said in a tight voice: "Qiqi, it's not your turn this time. The fat uncle has to have the final say--"
"I think beautifully, my dad, I haven't done anything yet." Huang Jianguo was so happy that his old face was blooming, and he pulled the fat man's head hard.
"I'm Caisheng, this name must be raised by our brothers!" Old man Wu also joined the battle group. His eyes stood up, and both of them calmed down.
"Twins, according to our customs, cannot be kept together. Grandma's family must help support one, so I have the right to name it." Secretary Wang also stood up and said, everything else is easy to say, and this matter is unreasonable.
When the fat man saw it, he immediately started to fight back: "My baby is the product of me and Xiaoyu, and of course he has the right to naming." He was afraid that he could only force himself, so he pulled his big braid on.
Qiqi also ran out of the room, crossed her waist and shouted, "I just started breastfeeding, otherwise I would have to go hungry, hum!"
So a large group of old and young people were quarreling, and the outer room was even more lively than the vegetable market.
Benben thought he had fought, so he rushed up foolishly, stood in the middle of the city, stretched out his hand to push this and that, probably because he was afraid of disrupting the confusion.
Everyone stopped arguing and laughed. The fat man grabbed the back of his head and came up with a solution: "Everyone wrote down all the names he had thought of, and finally made a collective comment. We should give full play to democracy."
Then everyone scattered and thought hard. The fat man took a shovel and went outside the gate, dug a deep pit, and buried the placenta inside. According to the old rules, this is called "the pillar". The baby born will have to set up a door in the future.
After finishing work, the fat man entered the east room and then quarreled: "I'm handing in my homework-"
Everyone handed over the written notes, and the fat man read one by one: "This is from Mr. Xu and Uncle Wu. The boy is called Huanglong and the girl is called Huangfeng. Well, the gender characteristics are very obvious and the meaning is also good. It is dragon and phoenix, which is a bit vulgar-"
He glanced up and saw Old Man Wu glaring at him, so he didn't dare to comment again, and opened another note: "Let's listen to Qiqi's name. The little brother is called Huang Weiwei and the little sister is called Huang Qiqi. This seems to be a bit too much to deal with. Just put your name and Weiweihu's name on it. It's too unserious. It's simply plagiarizing it-"
Seeing Qiqi rolling her eyes at him, the fat man yelled twice and continued to read: "This is my father's, Huang Yiku, Huang Sitian, Dad, this one is from the 1960s and 1970s, and it is about the same level as your Huang Jianguo."
"Stupid brat--" Huang Jianguo banged twice on the fat man's head.
"This is my father-in-law. The boy is called Huang Shuangsong and the girl is called Huang Shuangsong. When I heard that he was brother and sister, Songsongsong is also one of the three friends of the cold. The meaning is good, but this--" The fat man grabbed the back of his head. He always respected his father-in-law, so it was really hard to find fault.
Old Man Wu was angry: "You guy is picky, let's listen to you."
The fat man was excited when he heard this, shook his head and said, "Of course my name has different responses. It is elegant but not vulgar, with short words and long meanings, profound meanings, and lofty aspirations--"
"All right, don't boast first, hurry up and say serious." Everyone started attacking.
The fat man lit a cigarette: "The boy is called Huang Diandian, and the girl is called Huang Doudou. What's the matter? They are all chubby and round. They just follow me at first glance. This is the style of the family."
Everyone whispered together, they all quarreled, and then they all started to brag about themselves, and the house was in full swing. When the fat man saw that this was not a solution, he stood up again: "Let's just grab lots, and whoever gets the name is the one who gets!" The fat man became more cautious: I searched first and then grabbed lots, and I will definitely not be able to escape.
"Finish!" Everyone agreed, but after blinking, Qiqi added: "We are not allowed to catch them. Let's find others to draw lots, so that's the fair."
Maomao just happened to be squatting beside her and watching the fun, so Qiqi pulled him in front of him: "We'll ask Maomao to catch him, how about it?"
Of course everyone had no objection, but the fat man's plan failed and he was a little annoyed, but others agreed, so he couldn't refute it, and the objection would definitely be invalid.
Qiqi kneaded all the paper strips into a ball, put them in a jar, stretched out his index finger and shook them in front of Maomao: "Maomao, just grab one, do you understand."
Maomao could not have imagined that his responsibility was so heavy. He slid his head and then put his paws into the jar. Everyone's eyes immediately stared at the hairy little paws, so nervous that they didn't dare to breathe.
Chapter completed!