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Chapter 687 The legend is around

Chapter 687: Legend is right by your side

The matter of matching wild boars and domestic pigs really stumped the fat man. He turned over the materials given by the glasses several times, and tried the methods mentioned in it one by one.

There is a method of urinating, brushing the urine of domestic sows onto wild boars. This method sounds very effective, does the opposite sex attract? However, it still has not stood the test of practice, and the wild boar's big fangs are illuminated without any mistakes.

There were also some strange methods that failed, and the honorable title of fat breeding expert was out of control. At this time, Old Man Zhang walked around with a cane, and he knocked on the pigpen door with a cane: "Does these sows be in circles?"

The so-called circle is when the sows enter the estrus period. The fat man slapped his head hard after hearing this: "I'm stupid, of course it's not attractive if I don't have estrus. Hurry up and try an old sow who is circled."

Cao Guojiu looked around and finally found a suitable one. He was frightened and threw a big wild boar in it. He saw the naughty head humming twice with a blue nose, and then rushed over directly.

"It's bad--" Cao Guojiu exclaimed and kept slapping his thighs. As the beginning scene was about to repeat.

Unexpectedly, the big wild boar did not use fangs this time, but raised two of them to kick them forward and stepped onto the sow. The fat man outside cheered with Cao Guojiu, and the fat man giggled: "This guy is so straightforward, he just wants to force the king to take the bow!"

The pigpen was chaotic for a while, and the sow ran away, and the big wild boar chased him. The fat man knew that no matter how fast or endurance, the big wild boar won, and the result was imagined, so he asked Cao Guoji to stare here, while the fat man led Qiqi home.

In the evening, in order to entertain the leader of the beard and the others, a special harvest of vegetables was arranged. The table was filled with cooked agricultural products, such as watery cabbage, crispy radish skin, carrots that were better than small ginseng, and potatoes with a flowery smile. The bearded group grew and had white potato dregs hung with them: "Qiqi, give me another rice bun-"

"Don't worry, we also have iron pot big pancakes and steamed dumplings with flour noodles." The fat man brought the staple food. The yellow pancakes were made of big pancakes, mixed with millet noodles, bean noodles, etc., and the golden pancake was posted on one side. There were also transparent steamed dumplings with sauerkraut fillings, with shaking noodles, and they were trembling with strength. They didn't get tired of eating them anyway.

"This is a fun thing that's late, and there's no place to stuff our belly." Although the bearded captain said that, he still ate half a plate of steamed dumplings and patted his belly under the table.

"It's so delicious to eat without chicken, duck, fish, and meat." While drinking tea, the bearded captain sighed.

"Why didn't it? This isn't a fish." The fat man picked up the small fish that was soaked, which was only half an inch long. This is also a fish.

The next morning, the fat man took the expedition team and a group of five people to set off. Qiqi was going to go too, but considering that the little girl was going to school, she didn't get her.

Anyway, I don’t plan to get close to the brown bears this time, just to understand their number. The main thing is to see the situation of the black bears. The fat man is not very enthusiastic about brown bears, and it’s just that he can’t meet them. These guys are much bigger than black bears, and they have a big temper and strong strength. Even Siberian tigers dare not provoke them easily.

The four people on the expedition team were in good health and often dealt with bears. It was really not good to have bad health. The bearded team leader wanted to bring a tent, but was stopped by the fat man. There was a transit station in the mountains, so he followed that route.

Several people were lightly equipped, and the bearded leader was carrying an anesthesia gun, while the fat man held a red tassel gun, and was nicknamed by those people.

He was moving fast along the way, and he arrived at the first stop before dark. He met three black bears along the way. The inspection team was very excited and recorded many precious shots. Of course, thanks to the help of the fat man, he was best at getting close to the black bear, and he could get on his shoulders and put on his back with some food. He also asked the bearded leader and kept asking about the reason.

The fat man pretended to behave, saying that he had once fought against bears on the mountain and defeated them all, which won the respect of the bear. Of course, the bearded team leader would not believe his nonsense, and finally agreed that the fat man's figure and temper were similar to those of the bear. To put it bluntly, it was just the same type. As a result, the fat man was so angry that he kept rolling his eyes, which directly led to cutting corners for dinner, and his specialty beggar chicken was replaced with boiled chicken. However, the people from the inspection team still ate sweetly, and there was not even a chicken soup left.

When he slept until midnight, the fat man was woken up by the bearded leader. Outside the window, several green glasses flashed. Judging from his posture, it must be a pack of wolves.

The fat man turned over and muttered, "Spray Chou Chou." Then he continued to snore, not caring at all.

Who dared to open the door from the inspection team? In the end, Chou Chou howled in the room, and the wolves outside dispersed.

The bearded captain lay down on the window and looked out for a long time. He confirmed that the wolves had left. He felt at ease. However, his eyes looked at Chou Chou again and looked a little strange: What kind of person is this? He howled away the wolves?

I lay on the kang and pondered for a long time, but I couldn't figure it out. The more I thought about it, the more I became more energetic, and I couldn't even sleep. I had to push the fat man for a long time and ask for my doubts.

The fat man turned over again: "It's nothing, Chou Chou used to be the wolf king on the mountain - Huhu Hu--"

The bearded captain finally understood, but new questions emerged in his mind: Since he is the wolf king, why did he run to the fat man? I'm afraid there is a story here, right?

Curiosity caused him to wake up the fat man again. The fat man was harassed repeatedly and became energetic, so he told the story of the past. As soon as he opened the conversation, it went on and on, and no one slept in the last half of the night.

"Is the story in the mountains really exciting? Fatty, do you think we can encounter such a thing?" asked a team member.

The bearded captain glared at him: "It has happened. Didn't you see a fat man holding a bear's neck and a waist, calling him brother, and sleeping in the house with the Old Wolf King all night, it's not legendary enough!"

The man shrank his neck and agreed with the Bearded Captain: The legend is right next to him.

Breakfast is pancakes, and the sauce brought by the fat man is rolled up. It tastes hungry. Finally, it is full of egg soup. Because the daytime is short now, there is no time to eat at noon.

It was almost approaching the second camping point, which was when the radar station was in the beginning, I encountered a female bear and led a bear to wander around the woods. The inspection team naturally would not miss this opportunity and insisted on shooting the bear at close range.

The fat man was a little troubled. If he fooled the male bear or something, he would make do with it. The female bear was usually not provoked by the cub. It is estimated that Qiqi could settle it, but the fat man almost got angry.

So he threw a few wild fruits over, and the little bear chased and ate them, approaching the fat man bit by bit. As a result, the female bear roared, and the little guy immediately turned around and ran back.

The fat man threw two big pears over, the mother and the mother ate all the fruits, and then turned around and left. The fat man was anxious: "It's so disrespectful, I'm forcing me to use a trick, right?"

"What if you want to fall with it? What about the mother and mother?" The bearded captain has a generous personality and likes to joke with the fat man.

The fat man smirked a few times, then took out a can of bottle, unscrewed the lid, and a honey fragrance spread out. Soon, the bear and the mother and the mother came back and squatted in front of the fat man and drooled.

"I can't cure you--" The fat man scooped his fingers into the bottle, then reached to the bear's mouth. The little guy immediately took the fat man's fingers and sucked them soundly.

The big head of the female bear also came over. The fat man didn't dare to finger her, so he asked Captain Beard to find a tree stick and poked it on the stick's head to feed the bear.

"Take a photo now, I'll brag some more in the future!" Niu, the bearded leader, told his men in a coquettish manner.

After dancing for a long time, I was satisfied. However, when a few people left, the bear and the son followed behind their butts and became addicted to eating.

There was no way, so the fat man had to apply the honey from the jar to the tree, and then a few people trotted all the way, and then he threw the bear away. When he arrived at the radar station and packed up his supper, the bearded leader finally figured out one thing: the bears in the mountains were probably asked to feed them to the fat man.

Because I didn't sleep well yesterday, after a full meal, I lay down on the bed and went to bed. As soon as I fell asleep, I heard someone smashing the door outside. The fat man was furious: "Is it still shouting that people will go to bed!"

When I opened the search, I saw two blind bears standing outside the door. The fat man couldn't help but patted his head: "The two mother and the fat bear are both of the same number, so I can't chat with each other at the beginning!"

I put my shoes on the floor, and after opening the door, I threw out a bunch of fruits, and then shouted: "If you knock on the door again, chop off your bear's claws and cook them tomorrow!"

Fortunately, the bear and the son were quite keen and did not disturb him all night. The next day, when the fat man led Chou Chou to run in the yard, he found that they were all sleeping against the window. The bear lies in the mother bear's arms and slept soundly. He stuttered from time to time, probably still recalling the smell of honey.

As a result, there were two black bears, one big and one small, among the marching team, and everyone was arguing. This was the veritable black bear inspection team.

When we walked to noon, a roar suddenly came from the woods in front of us. As a result, the bear and the girl fell behind and turned around and ran away. They soon disappeared. The fat man was angry and laughed, but it was even more worry-free to run away.

The bearded captain also changed his expression: "It's a tiger roar - let's go around it too?"

The fat man nodded. He believed that he did not have the strange Tathagata divine palm. Fighting with the tiger would be both sides of the loss and would not be able to make a mistake. Just as he was about to bypass the tiger, another dull roar came from the front, which sounded not weak at all.

"If you dare to compete with tigers, it should be a human bear." The fat man grabbed the back of his head and muttered. Human bears are brown bears. Because brown bears like to walk upright and their claws are divided into five fingers, they are called "human bears". In addition, they are relatively large and some are called horse bears.

"Bear and tiger compete for the hegemony, you have to open your eyes." The bearded leader thought for a while. Since he was coming for the brown bear, he finally found the target and of course he couldn't let it go.

The fat man smacked his lips: "I hope we don't become a punching bag."
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