Chapter 624: Legend of Gods and Ghosts

The fat man was riding on the bike and didn't notice the people hiding in the ditch. When he noticed something, he had no time to brake and flew into the air, then he thrust and landed on the road, lying motionless.

Two black shadows rushed out of the sun ditch and headed straight for the bicycles across the road. Obviously, they came for money.

The flashlight lit up, but the bicycle was empty. The two of them nodded and searched back along the same path. Finally, under the fat man, they found a corner of the sack exposed.

"Here, did this fat man die of falling to death? He still can't bear to pay money." One of the black shadows said angrily, as if he was complaining that the fat man shouldn't have to ask for money but not his life.

"What should I do with this fat man? Do you want it-" Another person was thinner and obviously was a helper.

"We just want to ask for money by throwing it into the ditch and fend for ourselves."

So the two of them pulled one of the fat man's legs and pulled him into the ditch. The little man kept cursing: "This fat man is really heavy. If you die, you will be exhausted to carry the coffin-

"It's all your business. If you are a filial son and a virtuous grandson, you will still be successful." A silly voice suddenly floated from the ground, scaring the two of them quickly let go.

With a bang, the flashlight fell to the ground and suddenly fell to death, and it was dim all over. Then, a sinister sound came from the ground: "You two are trying to kill money, and I, a fat man, will not let you go even if you are a ghost-"

I saw the fat man standing up straight, then stretching his arms flat, jumping his legs and rushing towards the two people opposite him.

"The zombie is scattering—" the little man screamed and ran away, but suddenly he tripped a big oscillator. When he touched it with his hands, the ground was naked and there was nothing. He got up and ran away. After a few steps, he tripped a horse again. He was frightened and fainted.

The other one also fought against each other, but his courage was a little bit bigger than his companions. He did not run away immediately, but instead swung the stick in his hand and smashed it at the fat zombie.

The fat zombie raised his hands and cracked, and the stick broke into two pieces. The man originally believed it five points, but now he completely believed it. He turned around and ran away. Seeing the road slipping, he suddenly turned around and the guy rushed into the ditch.

The fall was quite heavy, and the most important thing was to be scared to death. Just as he was about to get up, he saw the fat zombie jumping over. When his hands fell, he grabbed his neck. The guy also screamed and fainted.

"It turns out they are two cowards, and they are still robbing like this. Bah---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The fat man picked up the money bag and then picked up two hairy pockets from the middle of the road. It was indeed quite lingering just now. If it were an ordinary person, he would probably have to fall to death halfway through this moment, at least he would have a severe concussion.

Fortunately, the fat man reacted quickly enough and suddenly made a lot of things and put them under his body. In addition to the fur pocket, the sack of money was used in a hurry.

As a result, except that the palm of his palm was scratched, he was not seriously injured. He simply lay there and pretended to be dead to see what the two guys had.

When the two robbers were about to pull him to the Yanggou, the fat man's childlike innocence suddenly arose, and then the scene of pretending to be a zombie.

After lifting the bicycle up, the fat man immediately became annoyed: "Mom, this is the car I borrowed. As a result, you asked you to scrap the matter and compensate me!"

The bicycle in my hand almost fell apart: the handlebars were lost, the wheels were deformed, and the place where the beams and front faces were connected were also welded, which basically had no value for rescue and turned into a pile of scrap iron.

The fat man held one in one hand, piled the two of them in the middle of the road, then slapped the two of them one by one, and after a few slaps, he woke them up.

"Ghost--" The little man's shrill howl sounded again.

The fat man gave him two more feet: "What a shame? If I were a ghost, I would have peeled you off and ate your heart and drank blood."

The two people gradually came back to their senses. When they heard that the fat man was talking normally and his movements were like a person, they became a little braver. They lay up from the ground and shouted: "No matter whether you are a human or a ghost today, I can't forgive you!"

"I'm still bragging. I can knock you down with one hand. Do you believe it?" The fat man didn't tie them up just now, so he naturally didn't worry that they could escape from his palm.

Of course the two men didn't believe it, and rushed up and fisted and added to each other. The fat man really used one hand to punch and push the other. His eyes could see clearly, and the force on his hands was full of strength. After the two guys got up, they lay down and got up again, and finally they lay on the ground and couldn't get up.

"You two are from Dawangzhuang, aren't you?" The fat man squatted in front of them, lit a cigarette, and the red fire heads were bright and dark in the night sky.

Since these two people came for money, they must be from Dawangzhuang, because the fat man carried the sack on the way to Dawangzhuang. Even if someone saw it, he didn't know that it was RMB inside.

The little man accepted his fate, but couldn't beat him, so he said, "I am from Dawangzhuang, Wang Tieqiang's younger brother Wang Tiegang. This is my brother-in-law. I just happened to visit my brother's house today."

"You brother-in-law!" The fat man kicked the other man again: "Asking money, 30,000 yuan is worth your life for money, just wait to squat on the fence!"

The matter was revealed, and the fat man decided to send the two robbers to the commune, so he picked up half a stick from the ground and asked the two men to carry their bicycles that were about to fall apart and walk to the commune together.

"I still want to go home and sleep with my wife. I'll ask you to disturb the good things!" The fat man became more and more angry as he spoke. He gave the two people a few sticks from time to time, but they were all peeling their butts.

On the way, the brother-in-law tried to escape, but after not running ten steps, he was knocked down by the fat man. When Wang Tiegang saw it, he was so scared that he didn't dare to move.

"I will break your legs if you run again. I will take your legs out and carry you here a few miles!" The fat man didn't know whether it was true or not, but he was so scared that the two of them didn't dare to run again.

I walked all the way to the commune and headed straight to the government. At night, a comrade from the armed forces was on duty. He opened the door and took a look at it by the door light: "What's wrong with a car accident?" It turned out that the two brothers in front were carrying bicycles.

"Little Ge, it's me!" The fat man had a lot of contact with the people from the armed forces and recognized the other party. At that time, there was no police station in the countryside, so the armed forces were in charge of public security.

"Huang - Fatty, what's going on?" Xiao Ge forgot what the fat man was named for a moment.

"I rode my bicycle back to the village, and these two guys blocked the road and robbed him." The fat man told me the general situation.

Xiao Ge looked at the three people and said to himself: "Who robs who?" It turned out that the two robbers were even more embarrassed than the fat man.

The robbery was considered a serious case. Xiao Ge did not dare to neglect the situation. He led the two men into the house and locked them up with handcuffs. He felt depressed again: These two robbers have a problem with their brains, why don’t they run away?

Soon, the entire commune compound was alarmed. The old man who was watching the house ran out and called the armed minister to investigate the case overnight. The case was soon revealed. The fat man signed the transcript and asked, "What should I do with that bicycle? Is it the one I borrowed from Wang Jiafu, Dawangzhuang?"

"Tell them to compensate." The Minister of Armed Forces arranged for people to guard the two robbers and sent them to the Public Security Bureau early tomorrow morning.

The fat man grabbed the back of his head: "Whoever has a bicycle? I'll lend me one and I'll send it to you tomorrow?"

Everyone shook their heads together: "I'm afraid I'll be scrapped if I lend it to you!"

"Fatty, I can sleep here all night. It's past nine o'clock now." The Armed Minister spoke out and tried to keep him.

"Forget it, I'd better go to the place where the little kid lives." The fat man muttered and left the commune. He didn't plan to go to Erfeizi and the others at all, so he just ran forward. It was less than twenty miles anyway, and at his speed, it was only a little more than a little.

Running back to Kaoshantun in one breath is actually equivalent to running ten thousand meters. For the fat man now, it is easy and pleasant.

When I arrived at my door, I noticed the Chou Chou inside first, and then I whined twice, then I went to scratch the door. Soon, Big Braid came out of the house. When I saw it under the light, I couldn't help but exclaim: "Brother, you are back."

When they opened the door, Chou Chou jumped and jumped around the fat man. When they heard the movement, they also came out of the warehouse and hugged the fat man with a whisper.

They were divided into one by one by one, and the fat man pulled his big braid into the house. Soon, a few pointed voices sounded: "Fat uncle is back, have dinner--"

Looking at these little twilight parrots, the fat man patted his belly: "Don't say, I'm really hungry."

I went to the east room and swayed around. The fat old man and Qiqi and the others lay down. Qiqi and Ye Zi lay in the quilt, with their chins on the pillow, and looked at the fat man and laughed: "Uncle Fat, what delicious food have you brought back."

The fat men jumped on their heads one by one: "Just be careful and let's talk about it tomorrow." When they arrived at the fat old man, they almost didn't bounce it. Fortunately, the fat old man glared at him and then bypassed him and touched Burigude's head.

After a while, the big braids heated up the meal. The fat man turned off the lights in the house and went back to the west room to have a meal. After struggling for so long, the fat man was really hungry and ate the rice voraciously.

Big Braid looked at him with a smile: "Brother, eat slowly, no one will snatch you." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard something moving on the window glass. The two of them looked up and saw that the fat bear's big head was swaying, and they kept clattering their mouths.

"Why are you all eating bad things? Hehe, I taste this too, this is the style of the people." The fat man had to put it in and gave him some food.

"Brother, what's wrong with your hand?" Da Braid suddenly found that the fat man's palm was scratched.

"It's nothing, I met two little thieves on the way." The fat man ate half a basin of rice, picked up the plate, poured the remaining soup into his mouth, and patted his belly: "It's still comfortable at home!"

While scrubbing his wounds, Da Braida asked while hearing the thrilling scene of the car overturned. Although he knew that the fat man was sitting in front of him, he didn't feel his complexion changed, and then he snuggled in the fat man's arms.
Chapter completed!