Chapter 615: Funny you

"Seat--" The boss of the car shouted, and everyone had been waiting for this for a long time. The old men immediately rushed around like a lantern, and the wine and food were served on the table like a flowing water.

Sixteen dishes are full of specialty. People like Lu Gong Zhang Liang and others like the city who ate and praised them while giving their parents a gift; the family members who were sending their parents to their parents were also satisfied and drank happily.

Although Mrs. Zhang's face was so pirated by the little kids, and there were a few places where small red envelopes were slightly bulging, she was still radiant and felt unique in appearance.

Even when I saw the recorder placed on the cabinet cover and tied with a red headband, I didn't feel much distressed.

Generally speaking, the things that my parents accompany me must be tied with a red-headed rope. So as soon as I enter the new house, I can see which ones were prepared by my mother-in-law and which ones were given by my parents.

After the first wave of eating, my mother's family was very satisfied. According to convention, I could keep the bride with confidence and all my mother's family returned in the wedding car.

But Zhang Dewu and his wife had one big thing to do - the big stallion hasn't been obtained yet.

Mrs. Zhang found the owner of the car: "Did you see the fat guys?"

"It seems like I'm just outside, learning from the singing of a happy song." The owner of the car pointed outside, and then instructed half of the boys to clean up the table, fold the leftovers, and pour the similar ones into a large basin. This is called Hui cuisine, which tastes unique.

When I got outside, I saw the fat man holding a gua board in his hand, pounding and muttering, so Sister Zhang hurried over: "Brother Fatty, we are all eating and drinking, and we are ready to go back."

The implication is that you should fulfill your horse.

The fat man seemed to drink a lot, and the fat man blushed. He looked at Mrs. Zhang and kept hilarious. Then he burped and sang: "After the bamboo board sounds, I heard that Mrs. Sister-in-law, you are going home. The southwest road is wide and wide, with wealth and glory-"

The sound was like a broken gong, but it also had a unique charm. The key is that the words were good, and Mrs. Zhang felt happy when she heard them. Zhang Dewu poked his wife behind her and muttered in a low voice: "It seems that the Southwest Road was a dead person."

According to local customs, after the old man in the family passed away, the eldest son would stand on the bench and guide the road with a shoulder pole, which was similar to what Hong Sorghum said: "Mom, go to the southwest, the wide road is full of money-"

Mrs. Zhang stumbled, and felt it was a bit unpleasant, so she looked for a mistake: "Brother Fatty is drunk, so don't mess around with me?"

Then he came to the fat man again: "Brother, the ones who sent the wedding are all going back, that big red horse—"

The fat man slapped his forehead: "Sister-in-law, I'll forget it if you don't say it. You see there are too many customers here and I can't take it off. Why not do this? Let others go back first. You two stay and ride a tall horse together, which is so glorious."

As soon as he finished speaking, someone shouted at the gate: "Fatty, come here quickly, someone is asking you to drink!"

"Here!" The fat man agreed and stuffed the bamboo board to the chasing song next to him: "Master, sing first, I'll come back and continue learning from you."

Those who recited Xige also knocked on the bamboo board: "Play the bamboo board and take big steps. Today is someone who is getting married. Fatty, you are busy for 63 years. "

Seeing the fat man running away, Mrs. Zhang felt that the fat man’s proposal was good, so she told the owner of the car that the Great Liberation was launched and sent back all the other family members.

The flowing mats were round after round, and finally waited until the end of the third round, thinking that there was no one left, but hundreds of people came from Nanwazi, and they couldn't sit down at all.

The house was crowded with no place, so Mrs. Zhang sat in the yard with a bench, looking at the crowd coming and going: "So many people, how much is the gift money? Dear ghost, go to the backyard to write the gift account and take a look."

Zhang Dewu received the order and had to go and inquire. He came back to report in a short while: "Good guys, they are all five or ten yuan, and there are several articles, and the money is probably thousands."

At that time, the rural gift-giving members usually spent two yuan to eat the whole family, and relatives and friends would be worth five yuan. So Mrs. Zhang was also jealous: "I didn't expect that this girl Cuihua is really a fool and has a good fortune to marry into such a golden nest." She said a little jealousy in her tone.

"There is a bench here." The owner of the car turned out from the house and stared at Mrs. Zhang's butt: "There are too many people, and the stools are not enough. Sister-in-law, please give it up first."

Sister-in-law Zhang was determined to refuse, but found that there were two dark guys following the owner of the car, just the big bear who carried the bride and groom into the house, so she had to hand over the stool.

I stood in the courtyard for more than two more minutes and looked at the time. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon. Mrs. Zhang was anxious and looked for a fat man from the house. Finally, she saw his shadow at Company Commander Zhao's house and was holding a wine cup and squeaking.

"Brother Fatty, we are going home while it's dark." Mrs. Zhang showed her true self-deprecating voice. Her voice was high and sharp, and her penetration was very strong. The room was silent, and more than ten gazes were projected on her.

The fat man blinked his eyes a few times, then picked up the chopsticks and knocked them at the edge of the bowl: "When the chopsticks sounded, there was a sister-in-law named Zhang. Sheng's handsome voice was as if the tiger was going down the hill-"

Everyone in the room laughed loudly, it was obvious that she was a tigress.

Mrs. Zhang was also made by the fat man laugh and cry, unable to beat or scold him, and was extremely frustrated.

"Sister-in-law, just kidding. When I finish drinking, I will take you to lead the horse immediately." The fat man pulled his words back, and then Mrs. Zhang's face was squeezed out of a smile. But she felt a little unsure: Is this fat man pretending to be crazy and stupid to us?

A bad feeling arises in Mrs. Zhang's heart, but she is quite confident in her own methods, crying, making a fuss and hanging her. These methods are perfect for her.

After finally waiting for the fat man to drop his chopsticks, he then drunkenly led Mrs. Zhang and Zhang Dewu to the north to stroll together, but no one else followed him.

Because Erzhuzi also went to have a wedding banquet, the deer came back early today. When spring came, the bucks began to fade their horns again, their heads were covered with pale hair, and just two small tumblings appeared.

When the antlers grew back, these guys began to fight for their spouses again, and the strongest man hugged the beauty.

The dates and white horses were walking outside the deer pen, grinding their ears, looking very loving. The fat man pointed with his hand: "Just—just there, you, take it—" When he spoke, his tongue was a little hard.

Zhang Dewu and his wife ran over happily, and Dazao and Baima both sniffed, then looked at the two of them vigilantly, and saw bad intentions from their greedy eyes.

"A good horse, what a good horse!" Zhang Dewu kept praising him.

"Look at it slowly when you get home, hurry up and catch it first." Mrs. Zhang was so happy that she smiled with joy, and the flesh on her face trembled slightly.

"It seems there is no reins!" Zhang Dewu just looked at the horses, but now he realized that the two horses were naked and had no matching ornaments at all. How could he ride such a horse?

"Brother Fatty, what about reins and saddles--" Zhang Dewu shouted.

I saw the fat man wandering over, turning over the horse, walking around for a while, but not falling off, it was a miracle: "Hehe, I usually ride like this."

Zhang Dewu was stunned: "You can ride, but we can't--"

"I don't care. I said at the beginning that this horse is very savvy, you can get it back." The fat man simply lay on the grass, leaning on his back, chewing it with a green grass in his mouth: "Well, it tastes good, no wonder horses like to eat night grass."

Zhang Dewu didn't believe in evil, so he took out a string of rope from his pocket and put it in front of the date. Before he could do anything, his back was arched by the white horse's head and fell to the ground.

The husband and mother were quite polite, and they didn't move their big teeth or their hooves. Otherwise, Zhang Dewu would probably not be able to move now.

The tiger, Mrs. Zhang, was furious and came forward to help. As soon as Dajuan squirted his nose, he turned around and ran away. His four hooves were dancing gracefully on the grass, just like walking in the garden, but Mrs. Zhang just couldn't catch up.

She was finally thinking about it now: she was fooled by this fat man, and this big red horse can no longer be controlled by others.

A stream of evil fire suddenly started to burn. She had never suffered such a loss. She ran to the fat man angrily, put her hands on her hips: "What do you want to pay for your debt? You don't ask me if I'm easy to mess with? If I'm going to ask us to take away the red horse today, I'll say nothing, otherwise you'll turn your backstops and make a big fuss or not!"

The fat man still crossed his legs and lay there motionless: "If you have the ability, just make trouble. How can you be brothers and sisters-in-law like this? This time I have to ask you to gain some memory so that you can avoid any more shit in the future."

Mrs. Zhang was jealous and stretched out her index finger, shaped like an eagle's claw, scratching the fat man's face, wanting to give him a face full of flowers.

Suddenly, a big mouth full of pleated appeared in front of the fat man, and his eyes flashed fiercely, which scared Mrs. Zhang so much that she quickly shrank her claws and shouted: "Wolf--" and then ran away.

The fat man curled his lips: "I'm just teasing you, why don't you? I have the ability to sue me--"

Mrs. Zhang looked back and saw that the big wolf did not chase him, but instead lay beside the fat man. Only then did she realize that it might be a big dog, so she became excited again: "Fatty, I'll go to the village now and smash the new house first!"

After saying that, he picked up a stone on the ground and glared at her husband: "I'm useless, hurry up and follow me, fight with them today!"

Zhang Dewu stared at his wife with his big eyes and pointed at his wife: "Body—behind—"

Mrs. Zhang looked back and was so scared that she let out a stone. It turned out that a beautiful tiger was standing two or three feet behind her, and her eyes were looking at her.

At the critical moment, Mrs. Zhang remained calm in the face of danger and did not flee in a hurry, but sat on the ground all the time - she was scared.

It was Zhang Dewu who ran over, pulled the old woman up, and ran to the village as if he was trying his best. The tiger slowly chased them, with one of them still little by little, obviously not very good yet.

After running for a long time, Zhang Dewu saw that the tiger had not caught up and looked back. It was even more deadly. The tiger was gone, and four golden leopards were following behind him quietly. In the distance, the fat man's howl came: "There is a couple whose surname is Zhang, and the couple are all dark-hearted. I wonder if they run fast or not. Whoever falls behind will feed the tiger and wolf-"

As the singing sounded, Zhang Dewu shook his arm, ignored his wife and ran away. Mrs. Zhang got up from the ground and began to run wildly: "I'm hit by a thousand swords, wait for me-"
Chapter completed!