Chapter 612: Not afraid of the sky, not afraid of the earth, just afraid of the fat man playing stup
Chapter 612: Heaven is not afraid of earth, but the fat man is afraid of pretending to be stupid
The next afternoon, the ginseng seedlings were all planted into the ginseng garden. In order to reward these soldiers, the fat man gave them a large bag of medicinal tea.
As a result, Wang Sanpao was causing trouble. The soldiers only left a small part of it, and the rest were mailed to their homes. When Wang Sanpao went down the mountain, he had big bags on his body.
Wang Sanpao walked and muttered: "The fat man was doing this and fartted by taking off his pants. It would be great if he just mailed a pack to every soldier's house in the county--"
The fat man couldn't hear it anyway, so he probably laughed when he heard it. He was fighting with the moose in the swamp now.
This is the place where the fat man rescued the deer from the wolf's mouth, a swamp formed by several big bubbles. Big moose are soaked in the water, chewing the tender aquatic plants that have just grown. For them, this is a fairy's day.
After enduring the cold winter, moose finally hoped for a good day, without worrying about food, and there was no need to worry about attacks from beasts in the water.
The fat man screamed on the shore for a long time, but the moose ignored him at all. The fat man was so angry that he kept scolding: "A bunch of ungrateful things, I forgot how I helped you last winter!"
Unfortunately, the moose doesn't understand human language. It's useless for the fat man to shout out loud. There is no way. The fat man had to take out the tender grass from the wooden box to seduce these big guys: "Just go with me a few times. If you don't ask you to work, just use it as a cover."
The moose is full and ignores the fat man's tender grass. He lets the fat man suck it, but he just doesn't move.
When the fat man got angry, he stomped his feet and left. After dark, the moose went ashore to rest, but the fat man even put them in the wooden box.
The fat man who had a vent of anger then went down the mountain with satisfaction. He was about to arrive at Kaoshantun before he letting these guys out. The moose left the forest and calmed down a lot and followed the fat man honestly.
The moose was temporarily placed in the deer farm and handed it over to the leopard for care. In addition, the lame tiger also jumped around and patrolled. Although its current speed would definitely not be able to catch up with the moose, it had a strong shock. When the moose saw it, it turned into a little sheep.
The lame tiger recovered well and changed the medicine twice in the middle, which was the red wound medicine provided by Lao Yaozi. This guy has a strong adaptability. Once, he jumped to the village to see Qiqi. Although the streets were full of chickens, ducks, pigs and dogs, he did not cause any harm and received Qiqi's high praise.
After wandering around the deer farm, the fat man entered the village. As soon as he walked to the small wooden bridge, he saw a black shadow running wildly in the distance, as fast as lightning. As soon as the fat man realized, his two big claws were placed on his shoulders.
"Haha, Chou Chou, you are back, I'm still wondering in the mountains, why didn't I meet you? Be gentle, I want to push me into the river, what if I want to kill me for money!" The fat man stretched out his hands and tried hard to rub Chou's big head.
Chou Chou was not polite either. He stuck out his big tongue and licked the fat man's face. This pair of partners was considered a match, and they were all the same.
The fat man was the first to defeat. There was no way. Chou Chou had a barb on his tongue. He pushed Chou Chou to the ground. The fat man looked at it and suddenly found that the smell of wild wolves on Chou Chou was a little heavier. If he had never seen a wolf, he would definitely regard Chou Chou as a wild wolf.
"It seems that you can't be told to hang out with howling anymore, otherwise I will become the wolf king sooner or later, and I won't have you as a companion." The fat man patted its wide back and couldn't help but mutter.
Since Chou Chou has come back, it proves that the howling injury will definitely be cured. The fat man is completely at ease, spread his legs and runs wildly towards the village. I haven't practiced this for many days, and the fat man is a little itchy.
Chou Chou probably felt the same way, with four hooves flying around and chasing them closely behind. In the blink of an eye, one person and one dog ran home, and it felt like they hadn't warmed up yet.
Two old foxes were basking in the sun under the base of the window. When they saw Chou Chou, they were indifferent at all. It was considered that Chou Chou was brought out by a flowery face, several generations later than them.
However, when he saw the fat man, he came over and asked him to pat his head twice. After these days of raising him, they were a little yang, had flesh on their bodies, and had a lot of shiny hair, which was a bit rejuvenated. This has a lot to do with the fat man adding royal jelly to their food.
"If this continues, I'm probably going to become a vixen." The fat man muttered, and then he saw his big-footed sister-in-law walking out of the house and dragging the fat man to the gate: "Fat man, Cuihua's brother and sister-in-law are here."
"I'm here, I'm just going to discuss the marriage." The fat man said with a smile.
"I'm here to ask for the bride price!" Bigfoot sister-in-law glared at the fat man: "Is it okay to have a bit of a formality?"
When the fat man heard this, he immediately became serious: "How much do you want? If they open their mouths, we will not give a single child!"
If you want to talk about open and brightness, the fat man is brighter than anyone else, but who scores? That day, I vaguely heard some situations about Cuihua's sister-in-law. The fat man felt unhappy. Now he is looking for a bride price again, which is really greedy.
By the way, the trend of bride gifts was in full swing at that time. The couple got married very well, and they all owe a lot of debts and couldn't pay them back for several years. How could they have a good mood to live? All the great youth was wasted.
However, it is understandable that parents want to give gifts. If you are brothers and sisters-in-law, it would be fine if you don’t give some things to accompany them. You are still embarrassed to ask for gifts, but you have no human nature.
When Big Foot's sister saw the fat man's little eyes shining fiercely, she quickly advised him: "Fatty, don't mess up the good things."
"Hehe, sister-in-law, don't worry, I have a way to deal with them." The fat man saw Xiaohu playing with Benben in the yard, so he waved his hand and hooked the little guy up, lay in his ear and muttered a few words. Then he rolled up his sleeves, threw away his two big cloth shirts, and walked into the house. Cuihua sat on the stool, with her head hanging down; a man and a woman sat on the edge of the kang, with a man bowing his waist, and a man looked like he was angry. He looked like he couldn't stand up.
The old lady looked less than forty years old, sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding a long cigarette pipe, triangular eyes, broom eyebrows, and two strands of horizontal flesh on her cheeks. She looked like she was not a good person.
Seeing the fat man enter the house, Cuihua stood up suddenly, her face feeling a little excited: "Fat man - brother, you are back."
"Sister Cuihua is here, sit down quickly, Maomao, why don't you pour water?" The fat man shouted.
Maomao came from the east house with a slight slight look. When he saw unwelcome guests coming to his house, he certainly did not serve him.
Big Foot Sister-in-law gathered to mediate: "Fatty, let me introduce you to you. This is Cuihua's brother Zhang Dewu, and this is Zhang Dasi."
"Oh - welcome." The fat man couldn't see any anger on his face, and he smiled, looking harmless.
"You are the fat brother. Look at this body, you are a noble person. You are the one who contracted Daqingshan with three million. It's so amazing. If Cuihua's family can marry into Kaoshantun, it would be really blessed." Cuihua's sister-in-law was like a machine gun, and it seemed that she had a quick mouth.
The fat man touched his head and found that there were several high hats on it, so he yelled: "So I'm so famous, hehe, I really couldn't imagine." That look was like a narcissist.
Big Foot Sister-in-law knows the fat man’s true feelings: God is not afraid of the earth, but the fat man is afraid of pretending to be stupid. This time someone will be in trouble again.
Cuihua slashed her eyes a few times, and she was secretly worried that her sister-in-law was a famous clever mouth. She said whatever people saw. Seeing that the fat man was so stupid, she probably didn't fool her.
Mrs. Zhang took the teacup handed over by Maomao and praised: "This monkey is so sensible."
Xiaohu in the outer room covered his mouth and laughed: When Maomao was pouring tea, he used a blade to scrape some bird droppings outside and put them inside, turning the medicinal tea into Nestle coffee.
Of course, this trick can't be hidden from Fatty's search, so when Maomao entered the house and handed the tea to Cuihua, Fatty directly pulled it to Mrs. Zhang.
Mrs. Zhang took a sip of tea to moisten her throat and prepared for a while to fight, but she felt a little uncomfortable. At this time, the fat man's words floated over: "This is all medicinal tea we produce specially to clear heat and relieve fire. Sister-in-law, drink more."
As soon as she heard it was medicinal tea, Mrs. Zhang quickly took a few more sips, and then she opened her mouth: "My father-in-law and mother-in-law died early, and the Cuihua grew to over thirty years old, so she relied on me and his brother to provide food, drink and clothes. Who said we are a family? It's just an outsider. If someone is in trouble, he has to take a hand."
The fat man understood as soon as he heard this: first show his merits and then settle the accounts, and then he should open his mouth to ask for money later. So he kept nodding: "Yes, look at Sister Cuihua's slate, you will know that it must be delicious and delicious. There is also this cloth shirt. It looks new, and it costs a lot of money, right?"
Cuihua wanted to go out to hide for a while, but she was thinking about this and couldn't bear to leave, so she had to wink at the fat man. Of course, the fat man pretended not to see him.
"Miss Cuihua is very laborious at home. She works on the ground and goes to cook in the house. Our family is all up to her. His brother's back pain and can't do heavy work. I have to take care of two children. For so many years, Cuihua has never found a family in the family, but she just can't bear to leave this family. She wants to help us for two more years. My girl is really hard to find in the sky and the earth. Not to mention that her brother can't bear to leave, even if I am a sister-in-law, I can't bear to ask her to marry—" Mrs. Zhang said the excitement and she really wiped her tears.
The fat man nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, but his heart was filled with laughter: This guy is really a bit in awesome if he doesn't act in a movie. So he said, "Sister-in-law, don't worry, we have nothing else to rely on, we just have money. Let's talk about it, and ask Cuihua to send her to you!"
Mrs. Zhang almost got soaked in her nose: "A good relative has become a good relative, so why don't you have any money? Cuihua's brother wants to treat back pain, and he is still short of 2,000 yuan. If he gets it together, he will help him arrange it."
"Sister-in-law, this money-" Cuihua really couldn't listen anymore, so she stood up angrily, but was stopped by the fat man: "I have the right to decide on this matter. Cuihua, you ride a bike to Nanwazi and take Brother Monkey back first. His annual salary is only several thousand, and he still cares about this little money."
Chapter completed!