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Chapter 609 Monkey brother blind date

Chapter 609: Brother Monkey’s Blind Dating

In the afternoon, the fat man stayed at the construction site and worked with him. If it weren’t for the fact that there were too many things in the village and he couldn’t get rid of himself, the fat man would really be willing to stay here, sweat with everyone, and then be exhausted and ate well, sleep soundly.

When I saw the fat man carrying a prefabricated board himself, everyone in the construction team was convinced. I had seen those who were very strong before, carrying at most two sacks and four hundred kilograms. This prefabricated board was six or seven hundred kilograms after all. Generally speaking, four people were carried on the flat ground and then lifted it up with cranes. They could play tricks on their own. Is this still a human being!

So the fat man had another nickname - Rai Crane, and it soon spread on the construction site. Those workers who were not familiar with him before suddenly remembered this fat guy.

"The racing crane sounds bad, if it is called Diao Chan, it will be better." The fat man carried a prefabricated board on his back, walking vigorously while still being funny to everyone.

"Diao Chan is not good anymore. Even if you are so fat, you must compete with Yang Guifei." A worker who is more familiar with the four beauties joked with the fat man.

The people next to them pushed the prefabricated boards in their car: "Fatty, if you stay at our construction site to work, the progress will be accelerated. Good guy, I just transported twenty-six yuan in half the afternoon, which is more than the four of us combined."

"Hehe, I'm just going to make it happen." The fat man talked to them, and then he heard the sound of running footsteps coming from behind: "Fat man, when will I go back?"

"Brother Monkey, I won't go there first. I've worked on the construction site for a few days. I heard that a laborer like me can earn five dollars a day." The fat man walked forward with his waist and a very honest voice came from under the prefabricated board.

He was so anxious that he gritted his teeth and took out ten dollars from his pocket, and leaned over and walked with the fat man: "Isn't it okay to give this to you? I'll hire you for two days!"

"What else do we guys have to pay for—" the fat man said. After hearing this, the monkey-playing man hugged the ten dollars: "This is a good brother."

"You just carry this prefabricated board for me." The fat man added calmly.

Looking at the big guy made of steel and concrete, the monkey-like guy almost hit him on it: What a good guy, let alone carry it, just like my small body, I can't even move even if I slap my body underneath, and I don't even think about it like a family sparrow.

The fat man carried the prefabricated board under the crane and patted his hands: "Where is Brother Monkey, let's go."

Li Suozi happened to be carrying two baskets of earth and sand by the side: "Brother Monkey can't think so he jumped into the river, hehe--"

"I want to tease him well. Is it your boy who is sowing the disagreement?" The fat man looked at Li Suozi with a smirk and immediately asked.

"I heard that Brother Monkey was going back to the village for a blind date, so I asked him to take a bath." Li Suozi said, knowing that the fat man was playing with monkeys, he gave him some tips. The monkeys were a bit confused by the authorities.

The fat man moved a stone and put it into Li Suozi's basket. The load fell from front to back. Li Suozi staggered, and kept ohing in his mouth: "Brother Fat, it's not stable-"

The fat man carried another piece and put it in the basket behind him: "This time I'll be balanced, haha."

"Well, my burden is balanced, and you have a balanced heart." Li Suozi didn't dare to put down the burden. He gritted his teeth and picked it up more than ten meters away from the fat man, and then put down the shoulder pole and pushed the stone to the ground.

The fat man walked towards the hot spring, and from a distance he saw the monkey playing with his hands was so exhausted that he was swaying in the pool. The fat man also took off his clothes and crawled in, lying comfortably towards the water surface, floating freely.

"Brother Monkey, rub it well and clean it up well. You also have to cut your hair. You have to be a traitor who has a good hair."

The monkey-playing person is indeed quite thin. The ribs on the ribs are one by one. Seeing the fat man white and fat, I was envious: "It would be great if I even the excess meat I had given me ten or eight pounds."

The fat man threw him a piece of violet soap and rubbed it hard for a while, and it almost ate half a piece of it into his stomach. The fat man rubbed his back and then washed it clean.

Back at the Tencent Factory, the monkey-playing man changed into clothes, sat on the fat man's national defense, sneezing all the way, and returned to Kaoshantun. He took a bath this month. Although it was a hot spring, other facilities had not been built yet, and it was cold when the water came out, so the fat man was fine and no one could stand it.

"Li Suozi doesn't do good things - sneeze-" The monkey-sneeze complained. I guess Li Suozi had to sneeze while working - some people always say it.

"Brother Monkey, I guess the marriage will be ruined. When they see that you are a sick person, they are worried about marrying them to be a widow." The fat man was not sympathetic at all and was still talking sarcastic. He was anxious and even his snot and tears flowed out with his sneeze.

I returned home in the evening. As soon as I entered the yard, I was playing with monkeys and said, "Why is there another flower-faced fox? It seems to be older than that. I was in trouble when I saw them!"

The two old foxes were eating in the sunset and ignored the monkeys. The monkeys were furious and picked up the stick and were about to act arrogantly. Then they heard the fat man's voice coming: "It's better not to do anything. Mr. Li Wu and the fat old man said that anyone who dared to touch their fingers would be killed by the person."

"Really or not?" The monkey-playing man had to put down the stick. He would rather trust the existence of it than trust the absence of it.

Seeing the monkey-talking, Maomao and others hid in the house, and even the young boss was far away from him. It seemed that he knew that this guy used to specialize in abducting and trafficking underage monkeys. He was still stupid and honest. He treated everyone equally and held them with a big slap. He was pulled aside by the fat man: "Your Monkey Brother has a cold, a headache, a fever, a runny nose, and a headache, and the whole head hurts. Be careful not to spread it."

"Like what you said, can I still live!" The monkey-playing person is with the fat man, just two words: frustrated.

"Brother Monkey, you are not only greedy for small gains and are sarcastic and mean, but you have nothing to do with it. I'll change your bad habits this time. I'll hit you a few times, but it's actually for your own good." The fat man patted the monkey's thin shoulders, and looked like he didn't even give sweet dates a slap.

He grinned and nodded again. He knew that the fat man was talking about real things.

"Get into the house for dinner-" Qiqi poked out her little head and shouted at them crisply, and she heard the fat uncle stuttering outside for a long time.

After the meal, the fat man made a big bowl of ginger soup for the monkey, and drank it hotly. He covered the big quilt on the kang and sweated. When he woke up the next morning, the cold was cured. The monkey became energetic again, and his little eyes were shining.

"Calm down, be sure to be calm. Look at your look, it's like howling. It would be strange if you don't scare others away." The fat man pressed him on the bench and looked at him carefully. Big Braida and Xiaohua were also watching.

"I don't like you when I look at it-" the fat man muttered.

"Hehe, it seems like a weird uncle." From Qiqi's mouth, he spit out a noun that he had never used for a long time.

The fat man agreed deeply: "Brother Monkey, this image is a weird uncle, hurry up and clean up." After saying that, he picked up the fastener, shaved the monkey-good man without saying anything, and then picked up the razor blade, and found a new blade, shaved his beard, and then asked, "Do you want your eyebrows?"

"What's wrong with wanting to turn me into a bald place!" He looked in the mirror with a monkey, and he looked much younger and looked much more neatly.

He changed into a set of Zhongshan suits he bought for him with big braids and put on big leather shoes. Now even Qiqi and Ye Zi clapped their hands: "Uncle Monkey is so handsome."

"Selling handsome? Then I'm so stupid." Of course, the monkey-playing man didn't understand, thinking that handsome is so stupid.

"Don't listen to them quarrels, they are so handsome that they can fool others." The fat man can speak, laughing at the monkey-playing person and scratching his head.

"Brother Monkey, this move is a bit stern. It's too unsovereign. You have to pull up your waist. Now you are the field manager, and you are in charge of thousands of subordinates." The fat man was picking up the problem while cheering up the monkey-playing man.

The blind date was at Fatty Man's house. At around 10 o'clock in the morning, Bigfoot Sister-in-law shouted outside: "Fatty Man comes out to pick up customers--"

The fat man grabbed the back of the head: Why is this so awkward? But he still walked out. The monkey-playing man followed behind his butt anxiously, and was stared back by the fat man at a glance.

I saw Dajiao's sister-in-law leading a woman in her thirties standing outside the gate. She was so tall, fat and big, and she was a little less coquettish than the fat man. However, looking at her face, she showed her simple and powerful spirit, and she was definitely not a tigress or something.

"Here, hurry up and go to the yard." The fat man was shocked, but he was lying enthusiastically. When the woman saw the fat man, her face turned red and she looked at him carefully.

The fat man coughed, "Well, sister-in-law, my wife is going to school, leave this matter to me." He guessed that the woman regarded him as the target of a blind date. This is great. Isn't it Hefei to get together? No matter how strong the kang is, it can't stand it.

Maomao Benben and the others were about to move forward, but they were driven by the fat man, and then they entered the house. When Big Foot Sister-in-law saw the monkey-playing person, her eyes lit up, and her eyes were smiling: "Come on, let me introduce you to you. This is the director of our Koshantun Goose Factory - Brother Monkey, and this is Zhang Cuihua from Zhangjiazhuang."

"Cuihua, haha, sit down quickly." The monkey-playing man moved forward. Well, Cuihua could really pretend to be taller than him and fatter than him. In this way, the monkey-playing man looked like a little baby.

Big Foot Sister was also funny: After introducing so many partners, the gap is a bit big, and it is probably enough to be successful.

Maomao and the others were busy serving tea and pouring water. Zhang Cuihua looked rare, especially the few little parrots in the house. They looked good and had a coincidental mouth, which was really popular.

After chatting about family matters for a while, the fat man threw a wink at his big-footed sister-in-law and said, "I'll go and arrange the meal first, and you guys will chat slowly."

Big Foot Sister-in-law understands it very well: "What delicious food is fat, I will work with you too."

"I-I'll go too-" The monkey-playing jumped to the ground and ran out with the fat man. The big-footed sister-in-law pushed him into the house: "What are you doing? Go back to the house!"

"I'll discuss something with the fat man." The monkey-playing man hurriedly pulled the fat man outside: "Hehe, fat man, I have no objection to this matter. I just want to find someone with a thick waist and a big butt, and give birth to a few more monkey cubs!"

"Brother Monkey, is your small body OK?" The fat man joked.

"Hehe, don't look at me as young as I am, but that - strong!" The monkey-playing man shouted with a red and white face.

The fat man quickly covered his mouth: "Sound down, why are you yelling at this? You agree, but I don't know what they mean."
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