Chapter 595 Tactics

Everyone gathered together to have a lively meal, and they were all greedy, especially the fat bears, who could not let go of their belly and eat meat, so they were very dissatisfied. They went down to the table and almost turned over the table.

The fat man picked up the bottle of wine: "If you have a good time, I will give you two kilograms of white wine. If you drink too much, you will calm down. I was like this yesterday!"

Fortunately, Qiqi ate quickly and came over to take all the guys away. Otherwise, they would have to ask the fat uncle to get drunk. In fact, Maomao and the others were also greedy for alcohol, especially the three thorns, which were probably the reasons for the men. They were all addicted to drinking, which made the fat man lock up even if he had wine.

During the meal, Captain Li and Wang Sanpao and the others determined the day of treating each other. Captain Li's family was the first grade, Wang Sanpao's family was the second grade, and Boss Che's family was the third grade.

When Lao Yaozi heard that Old Man Wu was leaving on the fourth day of the lunar month, he insisted on treating him on the thirty day. The fat man refused to agree, so he had to wait until the morning of the first day of the lunar month to eat dumplings.

Everyone has to continue to line down, and the fat man quit: "Uncle Wu, are you going back to my house for the New Year?"

Old Man Wu took a small sip of wine happily: "I'm going back to Kaoshantun for the New Year."

The fat man was angry when he came: "I don't care."

Kazuo Tanaka was envious. It turned out that the New Year was so lively. I knew it would have been here a few years ago.

He ate while drinking and chatted. After eating two meals, everyone was still a little unsatisfied. Ye Ying's father had a good alcohol tolerance, and usually had a pound of 1 pound. Today he was happy. The atmosphere was so good. He sat together, spoke freely, and was as close as a family. No wonder Secretary Wang had to celebrate the New Year these two years, and he was a little addicted.

"Thornets are stealing wine again!" Qiqi walked into the house and immediately discovered the situation. Three Thornets were holding a bottle of white wine. You sipped him and drank it in shifts, and the bottle was coming to an end immediately.

"Fatty, this is your family style. The monkeys I raise are like you, I can buy a big wine." Old Wu had something to say now and made fun of the fat man.

"These things are so unscrupulous." The fat man snatched the wine bottle. The three thorns ran to the outside world in a panic, staggering down, punching drunkenly all over the ground, one hit the wall, and one hit the fat man's arms. The other swayed to the door, and with a bang, hit the threshold, and then lay on the ground and slept soundly.

"Benbian, carry them all out for me and throw them into the snow shell!" The fat man was so amused and crying.

Benben was very sensible, picked up a thorn and walked out. It seemed that he was really going to throw it into the snow, but fortunately he was stopped by Maomao and sent it to the warehouse.

One of them was drunk and screaming, and his hands and feet were not honest, so he even gave the boss a monkey punch.

Everyone laughed: "This monkey has bad wine. After drinking, she will be crazy and vent her wives and children. She will be the same as others. Fatty, are you?"

"I don't make noise or make trouble when I drink too much. I just know that I'm sleeping hard. Isn't it Qiqi?" said the fat man with a smile.

After dinner, the wild boys rushed over and carried the skates away. Ye Haibo could skate, so he led Xiaoyingzi to join in the fun. The fat man wrote Spring Festival couplets for everyone at home. As a result, the fat man thought he was not writing well, so he drove the fat man away and the fat man wrote it himself.

"Why didn't Wang Gong come this year?" The fat man muttered. When he thought of writing couplets, he naturally thought of Wang Gong. During the Chinese New Year this year, many people started to buy ready-made couplets. Although it looks exquisite, the fat man feels not angry, and it is not as interesting as handwritten. The choice of words and sentences can be combined with the situation at home, otherwise it will be the same, so what's the point?

Writing well and bad is actually a mood. It’s better to be proud if you taste good.

Think about it more than ten years later, it is rare to write Spring Festival couplets, and the New Year has lost another fun. The dilution of the New Year atmosphere is the reason why all these small things are deprived. It seems that the quality has improved, but in fact the connotation has changed.

The fat man was thinking deeply. Old Wu came over with a chess board and pulled the fat man to play chess. The others formed two groups of games, all of whom were watching cards there.

Lao Wu set up his chess piece: "Lao Wu's words make sense. You should avoid his sharp edge and beat the dog in the water. Fatty, you have drunk a lot today, so I took advantage of the situation to rob him."

As a result, after three rounds, the fat man was full of murderous aura and killed Old Wu's head so hard that he threw away his car and abandoned his cannons. He lost consecutive battles and became more and more depressed. The fat man was in a great mood and used Old Wu's head as a punching bag.

Old Wu really didn't want to be abused anymore, so he pushed the chessboard and settled the score with Old Man Wu on the kang: "Lao Wu, why are your tactics not so effective?"

Old Man Wu pointed his hand on his face and put more than ten notes on it, floating around, just like a white beard: "You can't rely solely on tactics, strength is also very important. My card skills are poor, and my fat man has a lot of alcohol. These are also factors that determine the winner-oh, why did I lose one card? I just played a red flower and forgot to draw the card-"

After saying that, he took a note of paper very consciously and stuck it to his chin. Four guards poked their heads at the door, quickly retracted their heads and pretended that they didn't look at them.

The fat man watched the excitement for a while, and then he realized that there was no note on Secretary Wang's face. He was obviously very skilled in his card. He couldn't help but laugh in his heart: It's still my father-in-law who is powerful. No matter what your tactics are, he will win with strength.

Just as I was having fun, when the door opened, Shi Zhongyu walked in with a large green bag, followed by two people, one was Wang Gong wearing glasses, and the other was Li Xiuyuan, the one who came to buy honey last year.

"Haha, why are you three getting together - and Xiao Shitou, why are you not at home for the New Year, and are running back now?" The fat man was overjoyed and thought that Wang Gong would not be happy this year.

Wang Gong first accepted Benben's hug, then took off his glasses: "We got off the bus in the commune together and walked towards Kaoshantun. After asking, he found out the time and the whole family, haha--"

Xiao Shitou smiled honestly: "I went home for two days and my family was very good, so my mother drove me back."

The fat man stuck his little eyes a few times, and his heart couldn't help but feel warm. Although he had never seen Xiao Shitou's mother, he could imagine that he must be a kind woman. Send Xiao Shitou back early and don't get this salary in vain.

"Brother Fat, these are some snacks my mother brought to you. They are all made by hand. Let's try it." Xiao Shitou unzipped the zipper of the bag and took out several paper bags from it, as well as two pieces of clothes for Qiqi and Ye Zi.

"I must try the old man's wish." The fat man opened the paper bag and felt a little excited. He pinched a piece of walnut crisp and put it in his mouth to taste it carefully.

"Brother Fatty, how is the honey production this year?" Li Xiuyuan came mainly for this.

"We have built a pharmaceutical factory, and the demand for honey is quite high, but don't worry, in two years, the bee colony will grow and the output will definitely get higher and higher, but this year I can only provide you with one thousand kilograms." The fat man had discussed this matter with Ye Ying a long time ago.

Wang Gong was also a little excited: "The pharmaceutical factory has finally been built, what are the benefits?"

"I'm just starting out now, and I can't see the ups and downs. However, the factory name written by Wang Gong is hanging on the gate of the wild vegetable factory. Haha, everyone has read it. "The fat man remembered that there was a small episode because of this brand, so he smiled and said, "Tell you, we are useless to the factory name written by the Vice Governor for us."

"Let's chat while eating." Big braids heated the food and set it on another table. Of course, the fat man was with him, as if he had found some of the feeling of yesterday.

I heard that the pharmaceutical factory also had royal jelly, so Li Xiuyuan asked the fat man for one. After opening it, he tasted a little with a straw, and then nodded repeatedly: "Brother Fat, I'll bring some when I go back, and then I'll help you sell it."

"That's great." The fat man picked up the wine glass and toasted him. Xiao Shitou was in a good mood. He showed his alcohol tolerance for the first time. He basically had three or four sips per cup. Judging from his posture, he couldn't stop it. When the fat man looked at it, he remembered the New Year yesterday. Tomorrow it was the New Year. There were so many guests at home and he couldn't drink too much, so he had to change the liquor in the cup and change the white wine in the cup to white water.

Xiao Shitou drank three glasses and a pound of wine, and then he closed his mouth. Li Xiuyuan was already confused and lay on the kang to sleep. Gong Wang drank fruit wine and was still sober.

The fat man couldn't help but look at Xiao Shitou with admiration: "Brother, if you have this belly, why didn't you light up before? When we wait for the New Year's Eve dinner tomorrow, let's drink happily, let's do it today."

Seeing that they had finished eating, Old Wu came over with a chessboard again: "Fatty, kill three more plates." He understood just now. The fat man drank several more cups. In addition, the first thing he drank with Old Man Wu and the others was at least two and a half pounds. He must be confused. At this time, he was going to beat the dog in the water.

The fat man knew it, but kept shaking his head and pretending to be a little bit slapped in his mouth: "If you go down, you're afraid of whom?"

After setting up the chess pieces, Old Wu switched the fat man's cannon and the pawns to the position. How could he know that the fat man deliberately put it wrong just now.

The two of them then got off, and Wang Gong watched the game next to him. The fat man's arms seemed a little trembling, but he often put the chess piece to the most uncomfortable position of Old Wu's head. Gradually, Old Wu's head began to feel aggrieved again.

After being killed by the fat man for three consecutive games, Old Wu also understood: The fat man is not drunk, are you going to get a lot of scallions on me?

After a closer look at the fat man's eyes, it was extremely clear, and there was a hint of lust after the plot was successful. Old Wu shouted in a fool: "Fatty, you are too bad. Are you pretending to be drunk here?"

"Haha, this is also a tactic. Soldiers are also a trick, a real thing, real thing, real thing." The fat man simply stopped pretending to behave.

Old Man Wu on the kang laughed: "Old Wu, you really can't beat the fat man. Why don't I tell you a tactic and I'm sure I won't lose to him. But you have to stick these notes for me first."
Chapter completed!