Chapter 583: Bedroom Candle

The wedding wine was also intoxicating. The fat man had a cup left and another cup. I don’t know how much he drank. Finally, he was a little dizzy and was taken home by Benben and Fatty Bear. He slept until the night.

After getting up, I drank some honey water and then felt a little hungry. I searched at the bowl rack and found that there was nothing to eat. There was only a few old men in the east room sitting on the kang and looking at small signs. The big braided and Qiqi and the others probably went to Ye Ying's new house to make a noise.

The fat man cooked some porridge, threw a few salted duck eggs in the pot, and cut the sauced chicken gizzard foie gras into a plate, and served them all.

The old men were not polite, each of them drank a bowl of porridge, and in the end half of the basin was left, leaving it for Qiqi and the others. After wiping their mouths, the fat man went to Ye Ying and the young man Huang to have some fun. It was probably a fun thing now.

When I went into the room, I saw that there was a good guy, there was no place to sit in the room, and everyone was standing. Many little kids were still looking at the door and seeing the new things.

The fat man grabbed his head: What if there is a scene that is not suitable for children? So he shouted: "The Legend of the Condor Heroes has started, why are you still here?"

This voice was better than anything else, and the little kid in the room immediately left. The fat man then wandered in: "Where has it been done?"

Ye Ying was holding a box of matches in her hand, lighting cigarettes for everyone one by one. There were piles of matches on the ground, and the young man next to her was holding a box of big front door and kept laughing.

Lighting cigarettes is a must-pass juncture for new daughters-in-law, and they are very patient and wise. Those who smoke are full of tricks, some blow matches, some blow hard into their mouths, some wet the front of the cigarette, and some pick holes under the mouths, which don’t even dry, often make the new daughter-in-law laugh and cry.

It was finally the fat man's turn. He sat in a row in two rows, holding a small cigarette in the corner of his mouth. Ye Ying brought the match over, and before she could move to the place, the match was wiped out.

"Brother Fat, why are you a eldest uncle still making trouble with your brother and wife?" Li Suozi yelled with a smile.

"If it comes from my Xiaoyu, I have to call Ye Ying a sister. I haven't gotten married for three days. You just blew out several matches, and you just blew it." The fat man slashed and beat him, and Li Suozi shrank his neck and didn't dare to say anything again.

Ye Ying drew another match. As soon as she got to the cigarette butt, it was destroyed again. Ye Ying looked around and saw no one blowing the wind. It must be the fat man who was plaguing the trouble. She stared at her little eyes: "Xiaoyu, don't care about your fat man."

"I'm wronged. Look, I didn't move at all." The fat man looked innocent. In fact, he just made a small drop of water and stuck it on the match head. It would be strange if it was not destroyed.

"If this one is not lit anymore, I won't burn your eyebrows directly!" Ye Ying also made a harsh statement. Fatty cling to his eyes, and he would not dare to make ghosts again.

After lighting the cigarette, everyone shouted to drink a cup of wine. The wine cup was ready and connected with a red-headed rope. Ye Ying and Huang held one. Huang was impatient and dried the wine in one sip, and then the bottom of the cup was bright, without a drop left.

"It's not the way to drink it. Drink it again and get a glass of wine. The family drinks half of their own first, then exchanges the glasses, and drinks the other half. This is called a glass of wine!"

There was no way, so I had to fill another cup. The young man Huang loved his wife and knew that Ye Ying could not drink, so he drank only one of the bottoms in his glass, and Ye Ying drank a small sip. So the two glasses of wine were basically called Huang to drink.

Then, the young men shouted that the bride and groom would perform traditional programs such as "The Lion Rolls the Hydrangea" and "The Monkey Goes to the High Building", but were stopped by the fat man: "What era is this? It's the 1980s, I don't want old things."

Ye Ying and the young man Huang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: Fatty Brother is a good person.

Then, the fat man took out a Shanlihong from his pocket, handed it to Li Suozi, and then lie in his ear and muttered a few words. Li Suozi was so happy that he wanted to jump up: Fat man's idea was too - too - too bad.

The fat man is decades away from them. The style of bridal chambers is changing with each passing day, so of course there are many ghost ideas.

Li Suozi found a red-headed rope, tied the red mountain to it, and carried it into the air: "The bride and groom below rob the fruits and taste the fruits of love together, everyone welcomes you-"

Now everyone next to him understood, it was no different from kissing, so they clapped their hands hard and started to cheer.

Ye Ying and the young man Huang were also a little embarrassed. The red in the mountains is too small. It would be almost the same if it was replaced by an apple. Ye Ying also saw the fat man and Li Suozi bit their ears just now, and knew that this bad idea was made by him. She hated her teeth and itched: "How about calling Fat Brother and Xiaoyu first?"

"Don't talk about this, you are the protagonists today. If you give the new house to my husband and I will bite it." The fat man kicked the ball back with a smile.

"Hurry up, it's midnight in a while. If the show is not over, no one can sleep!" Li Suozi said whisperingly, Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold in one moment.

The young couple had no choice but to slowly turn their mouths to the mountain Hong. Even Ye Ying, who is usually so fierce, had a blushing face with shame.

Seeing that his mouth was about to be touched, he suddenly stretched out a small furry paw and pulled Shanlihong down, put it in his mouth and started to eat it.

Everyone saw that it was the little boss squatting on his shoulders with big braids.

"Suozi, you can continue acting on this show and eat red fruits with the little boss." Someone immediately started to cheer.

Li Suozi was a little annoyed. It was about to come to the most critical moment. A third party would intervene. Are you angry?

The fat man lay down to his ear again and gave him a face-to-face message. Li Suozi smiled again. He went to the outer room to find a bottle of wine, poured water into it, and then threw a chopstick inside.

"You young couples will live together in the future. They must think and work together. Let's check it below. Seeing that this chopstick is not there, you must work together to pick it out of the bottle, and you cannot use your hands!"

Everyone was stunned at first, but they didn't react. After a long time, they cheered. This idea was too amazing. The chopsticks and the wine bottle were on the same side, and it was difficult to hold them with their fingers. They were not allowed to use their hands. Then they could only push their tongues and pull out the chopsticks together.

Ye Ying and the young man Huang were also stunned. Who would have thought about this idea? It was too immoral. They glared at the fat man fiercely, and the two of them simply sat on the kang.

Everyone is not in a hurry. Alas, let’s just rely on it, and see who can’t stand it first in the end.

When Da Braidi saw that they were too chaotic, he simply took Dajiao's sister-in-law to the outer room to make longevity noodles for the couple. This is also a must for newlyweds. Generally, they are made with others, that is, women with parents-in-law, husbands, and children under them. Dajiao's sister-in-law all take up all these things, so they make longevity noodles for the couple.

The descendant buns were brought from the fat man’s house before getting into the sedan chair. Some places were dumplings, some places were white flour buns, and the northeast was yellow flour dry food.

Before the longevity noodles were ready, the couple finally lost. They could not rely on these guys. The two had to go to the front of the bottle, and the bottle was placed on a bench. The two of them squatted down on one side. The young man Huang poked the chopsticks with his tongue. The chopsticks first sank and then floated, and they jumped more than an inch higher. The young man Huang stretched his tongue over, but Ye Yatou was shy and one step late, and the chopsticks fell back into the bottle again.

Everyone blew up, and the two had to do it again. After trying more than ten times, they successfully licked the chopsticks out of the bottle.

"Okay--" The fat man took the lead and slapped his face, then his big-footed sister-in-law came in with a plate of dry food and a bowl of noodles: "Okay, stop making trouble, ask the couple to rest quickly after finishing their bites!"

Ye Yatou picked up a dry food and took a bite. More than a dozen people shouted together: "Are you born?"

This is also the old rule. You must say "birth" before you can have a child. Ye Ying raised her voice and shouted: "birth--" and then she blushed her face to eat amid the laughter of everyone.

Then Bigfoot Sister-in-law pushed people out one by one, and a few young men were still unsatisfied. Bigfoot Sister-in-law threatened: "If anyone doesn't leave, don't ask me to introduce him to him in the future."

When those guys heard this, they left obediently. The fat man said, "I'm married, don't bother me, you'll introduce me to me, I'll sit for a while."

Big Braided Tie smiled and pulled his ears away.

Big Foot Sister went to the outer room to check again, and took out Li Suozi from behind the water tank: "I knew you would like to listen to the room, so hurry up and go home!"

Li Suozi grinned and was pulled out by his big-footed sister-in-law. This is different from the fat man. The big-braided one is a bluff and he doesn't use any force on his hands. This big-footed sister-in-law is really a terrible move.

The outsiders left, Ye Ying and Huang swept all the peanuts, jujubes and chestnuts on the kang onto the kang, and then prepared to go to bed. When they were laying the quilt, they suddenly saw a small ball of hair inside the kang. After a closer look, they found that the little boss was lying there and asleep.

When the big braid walked, he was patronizing the fat man and forgot about this little guy.

Ye Ying simply put the little guy on the tip of the kang. Anyway, it is still small, so she doesn’t know what’s going on, so she doesn’t have to worry about the children’s fault. It’s not easy for two people to get together through ups and downs. Today, the wedding night is full of spring.

After a long drought, encountering sweet dew, meeting old friends in a foreign land, and having fun at night in the bridal chamber and titles on the gold list are the four great things in life, which are indeed worth cherishing.

When the fat man returned home, a group of little kids were watching TV in the east room, hoping that the old naughty boy would appear. However, the old naughty boy did not come out and looked forward to the fat man to come back. He brought them a pot of wild fruits and sprinkled them with the wedding candy he had in his pocket. These guys besieged Aunt Ye today, and their performance was remarkable, but the only thing that was that he could not withstand the temptation in the end.

After sitting for a while, the fat man poked his big braid, then went back to the west room to sleep, and inserted the door. The fat man smiled and said, "Let's have a wedding night tonight."
Chapter completed!