Five hundred and seventieth chapters silly big
Chapter 575: Big stupid
Following the monkey-playing and the others entered the house, the fat man saw a big guy lying on the ground at a glance. It turned out to be a little moose. Although it was not yet horned, it was not small.
"This was something we got back from the snow shell when it was snowing a few days ago. Our legs were a little frostbite." The monkey-showing man pointed at the guy and said.
The fat man nodded: "I see those guys wandering around the Tencent Factory, and it seems that there are a few more."
"We sometimes feed some food. These stupid big guys are so edible. It's even more difficult to find food when it snows." Mr. Li Liu said with a smile, revealing his big teeth.
The fat man squatted in front of the little moose and reached out to touch its head. This guy was not afraid. In fact, although the moose is big, he is still very docile.
He went to the outer room to get some water for it and added some royal jelly, and the little guy started to drink it sizzling. The fat man then left half a can of royal jelly for the monkey-shower: "Drink twice a day, it will probably be better soon."
The monkey-playing man was looking through the sack, and his face was filled with joy: "Fatty, this is duck intestine, goose intestines. I am the most proud of this. I cook two plates tonight."
Mr. Li Liu took out a big goose: "I'll stew this guy too, add some dried potatoes and wide flour, fat man, don't go back today."
"I'll get some vegetables." Cheng Lei also stood up and rushed to the greenhouse. The fat man simply followed behind and walked over.
I saw the group of mooses chewing dry straw from afar. Although they were not nutritious, they would at least not starve to death. These herbivores have the most severe loss of personnel in winter. Especially mooses, they like to eat aquatic plants and are frozen with a thick layer of ice in winter. This is really hard to bear.
Seeing Cheng Lei enter the greenhouse, the fat man couldn't help throwing out a few bundles of grass. This was amazing. The moose herd exploded in an instant, and in the blink of an eye, all of them were swept away. The one behind was not caught at all, and they kept shouting in a hurry.
The fat man had no choice but to feed them some more. As expected, he was the mother with milk. The moose quickly surrounded the fat man in the middle. The fat man was really afraid of being touched by their big horns like tree branches.
When Cheng Lei came out with a quilt wrapped in a dip in a pickle, he couldn't find the fat man. He shouted twice and saw the fat man crawling out of the moose pile: "My mother, these things need to be kidnapped!"
"You must have fed them. Two times I pulled some of the grass in the greenhouse, but I chased me for several days." Cheng Lei laughed.
The fat man grabbed his head: "These silly big guys are also very cute." Thinking of the mountain people telling the story of mooses getting into the cattle, the fat man looked at their big horns like tree branches and wanted to be happy. It was basically the same as the pig's nose.
In the rice fields, Wang Erbiaozi led a few people to jump into the canal. The fat man couldn't help but lean over and said, "Do you want to catch fish?"
"Chitting a few vents, it's not like a big bubble here. The space below is too small and there are many fish inside. The boss said last time that it's easy to suffocate all the fish."
When the fat man heard this, he also snatched an ice slag and chiseled it up. He searched under the ice and saw that the grass roots below were densely packed with silver carp, with four or five kilograms of large ones, and their growth was amazing.
After thinking about it, the fat man understood that the rice fields were rich in food, and the second reason was that the water quality was unusual and had been transformed by the fat man, so the fish grew fast.
"If this is the case, just put it aside, it's a small income." The fat man thought about it. Anyway, he had to go to the city to sell chickens, ducks and geese, so it would be nice to add some fish.
So he dug it and harvested it in. After the three large rice fields were dug, more than a thousand big fish were also produced. Everyone was sweating and wiping water. He carried the iron horns, and Wang Erxiu also forked out a few large grass roots. There is a benefit to guarding Nanwazi. As long as you move, you can eat the fish.
The supper was really rich. The monkey-drink cooked all the duck intestines and ate plants in water, and then stir-fried them in a pot. What’s rare is that I also made a few green peppers in the greenhouse.
Li Liuye’s iron pot is best for big goose. Dried potatoes and wide vermicelli are also stewed just right, red and oily, and it tastes even more fragrant than goose meat.
After sleeping for a night, the next day, the fat man rode his jujube back. As he ran, the fat man felt something was moving behind him. When he looked back, he saw a group of moose following behind him, all of whom were squirting white breaths in his mouth, running very hard.
"No need to send it, go back." The fat man waved his hand with a smile. These guys really seemed to Cheng Lei said, and they were a little dependent.
As soon as he stopped, the moose quickly caught up. The fat man grabbed the back of his head and had to raise a lot of grass again, then activate the dates and run away.
When I arrived at the frog factory, the fat man turned over and got off the horse and started to collect the toads. This job was time-consuming because he had to specialize in picking the female toads.
After more than four years of development, toad farming has finally come into effect. Under several large ponds, toads are in one nest, one by one, one by one, and the number is probably hundreds of thousands.
The fat man specialized in picking yellow toads. They all looked bigger than Qiqi's fists and put them in two and a half sacks. It was probably enough, so the fat man stopped.
As long as the scale is formed, the number that will increase every year is definitely a terrifying number. Now it seems that this toad farm is a bit insufficient. In the beginning of the spring of the next year, before the toad goes up the mountain, it is necessary to open up a second battlefield.
The fat man returned to the highway with confidence, and then looked at the mooses catching up with him in a daze: these guys were really mean and they actually chased him all the way.
"Anyway, I won't be able to chase you away, so you can stay around the village." The fat man put the two sacks tied together on the neck of a moose in front and led them back to the village.
"Uncle Fatty is back with a bunch of monsters-" Soon the cry of the little kids came. They were all too young and had never been to Nanwazi, so naturally they had never seen this thing. The moose has a big nose, a big horn, a black brown hair, and a big bag bulge on its back. It looks really weird.
"What are you talking nonsense? This is a moose, that is, Handao." Erfeizi pretended to understand and taught the little guys who were still wearing open-shirt cotton pants.
After saying that, he happily greeted him: "Uncle Fatty, have you incorporated them all?"
The fat man shook his big and round head: "This thing is just a meat-eating thing, but now it's too small to kill, so it's just a waste of food. And he's chasing me and chasing me from behind."
While talking, a bunch of big stupid dogs rushed out of the village and barked at the moose. The fat man picked up a few trash and broke up the dogs: "What's the matter of barking? From now on, just like a cow and horse from your own home. Don't make a fuss."
"Fat uncle, I've brought the moose back. It's great. I just happened to find someone to help me pull the sled!" Qiqi and Ye Zi rushed over. The little guy envied Santa Claus the most. There were a bunch of reindeer helping to pull the sled, so I wanted to taste what it felt.
According to the moose's large body, the heaviest one is more than a thousand pounds. Not to mention pulling a sledge, it is fine to pull a big cart.
Qiqi ran to the front of a big moose, and became smaller. The little guy raised his toes and patted the moose's long nose, and then muttered dissatisfiedly: "Fat Uncle, how heavy are you, these two big sacks, hurry up and take them."
"Well, I won't sink if I pull the sledge for you." The fat man muttered and took off the sack. The moose's neck was short and thick, and there were two sacks hanging, just like wearing two bells, and he didn't take it seriously at all.
After carrying the sack, the fat man went home. Qiqi shouted from behind: "Fat Uncle, don't worry about bringing the moose back?"
"It's these stupid guys who have to come back with me. Don't worry about them and find food for themselves. Otherwise, you can take them into a deer farm." The fat man shouted irresponsibly.
"Hmph, don't care, I'll do it." Qiqi snorted, leading a group of little kids and a bunch of big mooses through the village and heading straight to the deer farm.
There are several large haystacks next to the deer farm, all of which are prepared for the deer herd, as well as bean skins, and the moose run over happily, chew around with chopped bean skins.
He was shocked by Erzhuzi and shouted: "Qiqi, where did this come from? Eating our feed like this is definitely not enough. Good guys, they are all big-bellied guys!"
"It's okay, Uncle Fat must have a solution." Qiqi kicked the ball back to the fat man, and when the moose was finished, he chose the strongest one, put on a sled, and took a car of little kids, whizzing past the snow, sprinkling a cheer.
Erzhuzi also understood it, and took the whip and settled the score with the fat man. Suddenly, he heard a scream behind him. When he turned around, he saw that the sledge had been overturned, and the little kids fell to the ground. The silly man in front was pulling the empty sled and running hard.
"Fatty, how can you do these mooses? They are so edible!" Erzhuzi complained as soon as he entered the door.
"It's only winter, these guys are so pitiful." The fat man was packing things with Burigude, bringing some mountain goods to Bilige and his father, and there was also an Anda. The fat man also wanted to take a walk to Daxinganling to see if he could get some good things back.
"The grass in the deer farm will not be enough at that time." Erzhuzi looked at the fat man calmly, and he became more anxious.
"It seems that I have to plant some forage in the beginning of spring this year. Let's do this. Go to the nearby villages and collect some grains and grass. These guys are not picky about food, and they can't starve to death." These moose are a little scheming and cannot drive them away when they come, and the fat man has no idea.
"That's all." Erzhuzi was a little unsatisfied. These guys are not like red deer and sika deer. They can produce antlers, not counting as idle food. Moose is the one who eats free food, and it will be fed in vain.
The two of them were about to get together. Li Suozi ran in outside: "Brother Fat, hurry up and take a look. The moose you brought back came to visit my house. He occupied the cow trough and ate all the fodder."
The fat man grabbed the back of the head: "It's a big deal. I'll run away after hitting two sticks!"
"That's such a big guy, the horns on his head are also big. If you get anxious, you will knock my house down again!" Li Suozi's worries are not unreasonable.
"Let me take a look!" The fat man went out and saw that the moose had already spread out in the village, smashing the willow sticks from several families, and ran to the firewood bar to find food. He followed the big stupid dog, and he didn't dare to rush up just by barking. He looked at the big guy so dizzy.
"Qiqi, hurry up and bring the leopard-" The fat man was also angry and shouted.
After a while, four golden leopards followed Qiqi into the village in a fierce manner. All the stupid dogs scrambled back to the dog's kennel and never dared to show their heads again. The moose were driven out of the village.
The fat man and Qiqi simply rode on the horse, directing the leopard to chase him all the way, and sent the stupid guys back to Nanwazi. The fat man kept chattering: "Believe it or not, you all slaughtered you and ate meat. I really haven't tasted the meat of stew!"
Qiqi happily revealed his old background: "I just know how to scare people-"
Chapter completed!