Chapter five hundred and seventy-two see the experts again
Chapter 572: Meeting the experts again
Qiqi bought three candy men, one of them sent one, and the three little guys ran around in the market, and they went to the old man who drew more, so they ran to the post-picking old man.
The old man released the yellow bird and sorted out the paper. When the yellow bird pecked the little mouth, he picked it up, which was calculated for the old lady born in the year of the horse.
The old man drooped his big eyelids and spoke for a while. The old lady happily took out two cents and agreed in advance that she would draw two cents once, but she would not need money if she didn't work.
Qiqi likes small animals the most. When she saw that the yellow bird was very clever, she lay down next to her and watched. As a result, the yellow bird flapped its wings and flew into Qiqi's hand.
The goatee-bearded old man was startled and scolded Qiqi. Qiqi said he was lying, although the little guy couldn't see any tricks.
The old man was anxious and wanted to knock on Qiqi with a tobacco pot. Fortunately, he was stopped by the people next to him. When Burigude saw that the situation was not good, he ran to move the troops.
After the fat man learned about this, he picked up the bird cage, put the yellow bird out, landed it on Qiqi's shoulder, and kicked the cage to the ground: "I'm so old and I'm still lying to people. Do you know what shame is! We just pick up a parrot, which can not only draw posts, but also speak!"
The old man stopped doing it: "Boy, if you don't give me an explanation today, everyone will not forgive you!"
"Hehe, then I'll expose your scam." The fat man picked up a few pieces of paper from the ground: "Everyone, they all tampered with it. There was nothing on one side, and there were small black dots on the other side, like sesame seeds. When I was drawing the post, I first asked about your age, and then sorted out the post and adjusted the one I wanted. The yellow bird thought it was for food, so he pecked out this one. Old God, are I right?"
Wang Banxian changed his face and color a little. The fat man continued, "This yellow bird will be done after training for a while. First feed it black sesame seeds, then stick the black sesame seeds on the paper, and finally use ink dots. If anyone doesn't believe it, go home and follow this method and find a yellow bird to train it, and it will definitely work."
The fat man became more and more excited. Seeing that the situation was not good, the old man was about to escape. The fat man picked up his cigarette pouch and hooked his collar: "Don't think about running away. Who did you cheat money just now? Come back quickly."
Wang Banxian was beaten into a mortal by Marshal Tianpeng, so he had to pay for it with a sad face. The old lady just got the two cents back and spitted hard on the ground: "I'm a strong body, but you cursed me to be sick and want to kick you, a liar."
The fat man quickly stopped him: "Otherwise, your foot is too small. If you want to vent your anger, we young people will do it for you." The old lady wrapped her feet and seemed to let go later, but she was still much smaller than ordinary people. The fat man was really worried that she would not stand firm with her other foot.
"Fat Uncle Fat, you are so awesome!" Qiqi was so happy that she threw herself into the fat man's arms and kissed the fat man on the face.
"What's the thing? It's so sticky. The candy eater doesn't leave one for the fat uncle. It's not worth it." The fat man muttered, and the little bit of talent he had just established was immediately gone.
Wang Banxian left in a panic. Qiqi picked up a little yellow bird for free. The fat man carried two pig heads and left the farce scene. The big braid also felt strange: "Brother, how did you know?"
"Hehe, when I was a child, I was so tired of this cigarette puff that I was sucked, so I worked hard to study and understand. If you touch it, there is still a scar here." The fat man took off his felt hat and put his head in front of his big braid.
"No, it's the head hole." After searching for the big braid for a long time, I couldn't see it.
Fatty man stuck his eyes a few times, and then he suddenly realized: This hasn't happened yet—
It was noon when the people in the market gradually dispersed, and the fat man and the others returned with a full load and happily came to the acquisition station. They saw a large group of people surrounding the yard, making a lot of noise.
"The fat man is back, hurry up and take a look. Your two horses are in trouble!" The webmaster of the acquisition station was also standing in the crowd. Seeing the fat man, he shouted quickly.
The fat man grabbed the back of his head and squeezed in. He saw an old man leading a big green horse, and the horse's neck was bleeding. A doctor from a veterinary hospital bandaged it.
"Fat boy, your two horses are so amazing!" The old farmer patted the back of the big green horse with heartache and said to the fat man.
"Those two things are too wild, they bit them. I'm really sorry for you, I will compensate you for the loss." Of course, the fat man knew the temper of the date and the white horse.
"Then you have to pay me the red horse!" the old man said with a smile.
The fat man grabbed the back of his head and thought to himself: This old man looks quite simple, why is he still open his mouth?
"I'll discuss with you and lend me a few days to the red horse. How about the big green horse I'll match with?" The old man leaned over to the fat man with a look of anticipation.
The fat man smacked his lips, and then saw the big braid blinking at him from behind, covering his little mouth and laughing. He probably remembered his nickname "Breeding Expert".
"I, a breeding expert, have a little bit of a reputation. I can tell those animals exactly, but it's my turn to have a little failure." The fat man couldn't help but mutter a few times.
The webmaster learned the story for the fat man at this time. It turned out that the old man also came here in a carriage, stored the carriage at the acquisition station, then unloaded the horse and tied it to the shaft to eat grass.
As a result, the date came up and hooked up with a smile. When the old farmer looked at the daju, he knew it was a good horse, so he didn't stop him, but instead watched the fun happily. Just as the date was about to ride the daju, the white horse suddenly rushed up, kicked and bittened it, and bit the daju. It was probably because this guy was angry when he saw that the date was hooked up, so he angrily took the third party.
After hearing this, the fat man was amused and laughed. He first cursed Dazao and then scolded Baima for being partial. If he wanted to vent his anger, he would deal with his own man first!
The old farmer was still urging him: "Fat boy, don't get angry, I'm not good at this, I'm determined to take advantage of it. Do you think what I just said can do?"
The fat man thought the old man was quite interesting, so he thought for a while and said, "You can't fiddle with my jujube. Let's do this. How about you lead us to Kuangshantun when the horse recovers the injury?"
"It's done. Then wait until the spring of next year, I will definitely go." The old man agreed happily: "It's not an outsider. My old daughter is a partner with Li Wenbin from your village. I'm just about to go for a walk."
"Li Wenbin, ah--it's Da Binzi, haha, your daughter is really good, she is a good guy." Of course, the fat man had to say a few good words.
After the doctor from the veterinary hospital finished packing up the big green horse, he came to the fat man: "What kind of breed is your big horse? It's more pleasing to us than the ocean horses?"
In rural areas at that time, there were usually horse stations, which were specifically responsible for breeding. Many places were horse stations and veterinary hospitals, so when they saw jujubes, the veterinarians could see the extraordinary things.
The fat man scratched the back of his head and had to pretend to be confused: "I don't understand either."
"Can this big red horse be sold to our veterinary hospital and keep it as a stallion?" The veterinarian looked at the date, and the more he looked at it, the more he loved it.
"Haha, you can't sell it, this is a military horse. Besides, didn't you see there's a jealous jar next to you?" Of course, the fat man couldn't bear to sell the dates, so he could only talk nonsense.
"What a pity." The veterinarian collected a dollar and left with the medicine box.
The fat man chatted with the old man a few more times, and then he was about to leave, but was stopped by more than a dozen old farmers watching the fun: "Comrade Fat, then we will lead the horse to your breeding, can we give you money?"
The fat man was really unable to resist this situation, and he thought to himself: It would be nice to set up a breeding station.
So he had to nodded repeatedly. Although most of the fat people didn't know these real farmers, they really couldn't bear to face.
After finally everyone dispersed, the fat man brought the dates over and slapped it twice on the butt: "This time you are so arrogant, you have found more than a dozen wives in one go!"
Dazao sniffed twice and shook her tail, looking very arrogant. The fat man put the pig heads he bought into a bag and put them on Dazao: "I'll tell you to show off!"
When he got home, the fat man found a few large basins and started to clean up the water in the head and hooves, especially the intestines and stomach. He had to wash it with salt salt several times, and then turn it over with chopsticks to wash it.
The large intestine is easy to turn, but the small intestine is a bit difficult, so the countryside calls those petty intestines and likes to talk about the small things in the past "turning the small intestine".
As for pig claws and pig heads, use fire to burn it, then scrape the skin clean with a knife, and keep it for the New Year and February 2nd.
Boil boiling water in the stove outside, and a pot of intestines and a pot of lungs in the room. As soon as it was done, Old Wu came back: "Haha, the fat man has improved his food again. The lungs are just right, fried with red peppers."
Pigs have a strong lung smell, so most people are unwilling to eat it, but if it is done, it will taste even better.
"I'll stir-fry it with sauerkraut for you to make sure it's more fragrant." The fat man cut some of the stomach, peeled some cabbage slices, and put some mountain mushrooms in it. At night, there were two big dishes: one to walk the fat intestines and the other to stir-fry lung slices.
Even the fat old man kept quarreling after he picked up a piece of fat intestine: "It's delicious! When he was at home, Xiao Yingzi always took care of me and was not allowed to eat this or that, but he still had a problem with the food. It's still fat, you're better, no matter how you eat it."
"Hehe, the piece you always eat is the large intestine, the fattest, of course it smells good." The fat man reminded him with a smile.
The fat old man didn't care: "I'm open now and I'm going to eat whatever I want, don't worry so much."
"This is reasonable." Old Wu kept nodding, looking at a sympathetic attitude.
The two old men sang and were having fun. As soon as the door opened, Company Commander Zhao and several soldiers came in: "Haha, I'll just say that when you arrive at Fatty's house, there will be a good meal!"
The fat man reached out to meet him. Corps Zhao was about to shake hands with him, but he saw the fat man bypassing him, grabbed the Korean soldier named Jin Zhexi, and shook his hands hard: "I knew you were coming, I specially bought two dogs!"
Chapter completed!