Stepping on the quiet moonlight, the fat man strolled to the deer farm. The moon shone on the snow, which was particularly bright. The fat man hummed a little tune and felt even brighter: I wonder if anyone will kill pigs tomorrow?

Old Man Zhang and Old Man Li had an update tonight, one person and half a night. The fat man wandered around the deer farm, and then went to bed first. He drank a little more of this wine.

When he slept until midnight, the fat man was pulled up and woke up. He heard the big goose outside shouting, and the fat man quickly put on his clothes.

By the way, big goose can not only lay eggs, but also a good at guarding the house and guarding the hospital. They are specialized in twisting people with their mouths. If it is summer, twist it on your legs and twist it with a purple lump. You can often see the little kids being chased by big gooses and run away.

And I was alert at night and shouted when I heard a little noise, so there was a saying that "good geese are better than dogs."

"Damn it, some second-rate guy must be here to make trouble again!" Old Man Zhang cursed, picked up the foreign cannon hanging behind the door and rushed out.

"Go out together." The fat man shouted and chased out with the old man Li.

The moon outside was very beautiful, and the three of them walked around for most of the time, but they saw no one.

"There is movement in the chicken coop!" The fat man had a good ear, and he held the red tassel gun tightly in his hand and rushed towards the chicken coop.

In front of the chicken coop, a rabbit-sized thing met the fat man in a narrow road. He saw his two front paws standing up, his big eyes glanced at the fat man, then lowered his paws, and continued to walk out as if no one was around, either rushing or slow, just like spreading.

"Yellow skin!"

"Wang Tai Sin!"

"weasel!"

The three people spoke in unison. Although the names were slightly different, they all expressed the identity of this thing.

The fat man only saw the weasel in "Animal World", and today he finally saw the living creature. This little thing looks smooth and smooth, with dark yellow fur, and shines under the moonlight. It is obviously very nutritious, which is very different from the refugees Fat man sees on TV.

What I cannot tolerate most is this arrogance. The weasel would definitely not have any intention of paying New Year greetings to the chicken. But this guy seemed to be not here to steal the chicken, but to enjoy the sky and go to the banquet, full of airs.

"I'll stab you to death!" The fat man's temper also came up and he raised his gun to stab him.

"You can't stab it. Huang Daxian can't mess with it. If you get angry with the immortal, don't think of peace in this chicken farm in the future." The foreign cannon in Old Man Zhang's hand had already been hanging down. When he saw that the fat man was about to take action, he quickly stabbed the needle and tried to dissuade him.

Old Man Li also talked to him: "Fatty, this yellow skin cannot be beaten, this thing is affected by the fairy spirit."

The fat man suddenly remembered that the countryside advocated shamans, and basically there were people in the village who danced great gods. Although Koshantun was small, there was also the "fairy" Aunt Li Er.

The source of the great gods' divine power is said to be divided into two schools: fox and yellow immortals, namely fox and yellow skin. Therefore, few people provoke these two types of things.

"I'm all used to it!" Seeing that the little weasel dared to pretend in front of him, the fat man roared angrily, rushed up with a arrow, and took a gun down.

The weasel twisted his body and dodged skillfully, then twisted his butt and fled quickly to the distance. The fat man was about to chase him, but suddenly smelled a stench, almost spitting out the pork he had eaten during the day, and quickly covered his nose.

"This guy really makes you smell like a stench!" The fat man saw the weasel running away and angrily stabbed the gun on the ground. Old Man Liu and Old Man Li were a little panicked and looked at the fat man with an incredible look.

"Go to the chicken coop and take a look." The fat man asked Old Man Zhang to use a flashlight and entered the chicken coop. He saw a little hen on the ground, and blood was still gushing from his neck.

"I'm killed by a thousand knives, ask me to catch me and light the sky lantern for you." The fat man muttered, feeling angry. Lighting the sky lantern was a thing invented by a local Taoist boy, such as grabbing a big-eyed thief (a small mouse), pouring gasoline on his body, and then lit it with fire.

The big-eyed thief ran around with a line of fire and was finally burned to death. The fat man used to think that this method was too poisonous, but today he really wanted to put the weasel on the sky lantern.

Old Man Zhang and Old Man Li looked at each other, and they both put their hands together, and they quickly began to mutter: "Wang Daxian forgives the crime. Fatty, I don't know that your old man has arrived. It's so offensive. I'll give you a live chicken on time in the next New Year..."

When the fat man heard this, he went back to the house in anger and sat on the ground to think of a mistake. He quickly figured out two things: one was to put a few big geese in the chicken coop and act as a guard.

Second, what is the old saying goes? No matter how cunning the fox is, it cannot beat the old hunter. I will go to find the old hunter tomorrow and ask him to make some condoms - I hope Wang Sanpao will not believe that one.

The next day when I returned to the village, the fat man had not yet waited to find Wang Sanpao, and his big-footed sister-in-law came to him: "Fatty, my sister-in-law's house is slaughtering pigs. You, Teacher Xiaoyu and Qiqi will all go."

"Yeah—" Qiqi cheered.

The fat man should have been happy, but he was thinking about the weasel, thinking in his mind: Wang Sanpao must go to kill pigs, and he may not have time to make a condom.

When she sent Dajiao's sister-in-law out, she saw the little wild boars rolling round in the yard and couldn't help asking: "Fatty, when will you kill a pig?"

"They can't kill big flowers." Before the fat man could get along, the little wild boar's owner shouted first. The little wild boar was named by Qiqi: Big flowers, two flowers, three flowers...

The fat man thought it was not bad. Even if there were a thousand heads in the future, it could still be called "one thousand flowers". Well, or "one thousand flowers" would be called "one thousand flowers". However, when I think of this, the fat man was a little unhappy and remembered the 1,000 yuan he owed.

On that day, the fat man went to Dajiao's sister-in-law's house to eat pork. Wang Sanpao worked hard for a day and didn't make any time. He promised to go and make a trap for the fat man tomorrow.

When he returned to the chicken farm in the evening, the fat man had to implement the first defensive measures and sprinkled a few big geese in the chicken coop.

The fat man was still in his heart, and he didn't even take off his clothes, and slept with him. In the middle of the night, there was a quarrel outside again. The fat man rushed out of the house, chatted and went straight to the chicken coop. The old man Zhang and the old man Li, who was in charge of the update tonight, also ran out in a manner.

A shocking scene appeared under the moon ground: dozens of yellow figures rushed out of the chicken coop, forming gangs and heading up the mountain, reminding people of the bandits who occupied the mountain and became king and went down the mountain to rob.

"Wang Daxian can't offend him. He is here to take revenge." Old Man Zhang's legs trembled a little.

Old man Li is even more courageous. My mother crawled into the house, for fear that the yellow skin would fall in love with her.

The fat man rushed into the chicken coop and saw a row of corpses of chickens on the ground. In a count, there were as many as twelve. Although the big geese were faithfully performing their duties, they were too slow to move and the yellow-skinned invasion was launched, so they had no choice.
Chapter completed!