Chapter 39 Male and Female
When the fat man scattered the chickens and geese into the chicken coop next to the deer farm, there were at least hundreds of people around the chicken coop. There were basically all the kids in the village, and there were also many women, all of whom stretched their necks to watch the fun.
The chicks that released the cage shook their wings and stretched their waists, and immediately became restless. Because they were collected from various households, it was impossible to societe, and conflicts broke out quickly.
The fifty roosters were the first to stir up the war. These guys were aggressive by nature, especially the many colorful little hens around them. Their male hormones soared unprecedentedly, and their desire to conquer made their crowns red. What's the old saying? Sperms are on the brain.
"Fatty, I think something is wrong." Old Man Zhang, who has rich experience in rural life, expressed his opinion: "When a rooster is together, he must defeat the other party. These guys seem to be fighting."
As soon as he finished speaking, he thrust up there. Two big roosters jumped into the air together, one meter in their foot, and kicked each other with their claws, then collided passionately, sprinkling all over the ground.
After landing, one of the cockscombs was already bleeding, but the round little eyes were still full of fighting spirit. The feathers on their neck stood up and opened a small flower umbrella.
Its opponent also blew a charge around its neck, and both of them stretched their necks, spread their wings, fighting each other. Then they jumped up and fought each other with close forces.
The little hens around also exploded and flew around and screamed. A few of them had special skills in flying, even flew high, crossed the fence, and ran outside to avoid the limelight. The remaining roosters were also caught and fought each other, and the whole chicken coop was in chaos.
Such a rare big scene made the wild boy outside excited, screaming, jumping, fighting and making noise, making fun of the chicken inside.
The fat man was also anxious: "Qiqi, get on." At the critical moment, she could only take action by herself.
Qiqi was so excited when she saw the cockfighting. When she heard the fat man greeting, she agreed, with a confident and sweet smile on her face and walked towards the chicken coop.
The fat man stroked his chest with his hands: Good guy, he almost turned against the sky. In his mind, Qiqi was invincible, and even a big guy like a sika deer could tame, let alone a little rooster.
But everything is exceptional. Those roosters are red-eyed. As soon as Qiqi entered, a rooster happened to fly into the air, and its sharp claws directly grabbed Qiqi's pink and tender face.
The fat man's heart skipped a beat. Fortunately, Qiqi stretched out his arms to block his face, and then he avoided a move of Jiuyin rooster claws.
Qiqi reached out to comfort a defeated white rooster, but the guy was furious. Qiqi was used as a punching bag and chasing her, Qiqi had to return home with great defeat.
"Uncle, they are not obedient-" Qiqi was so aggrieved that she spoke with a crying voice.
Big Braida hurriedly hugged the little guy in her arms and comforted her with kind words so that she would not lose her confidence.
"Fatty, what do you think of this?-" Old Man Zhang wanted to go into the house to get foreign cannons, and then shot him into the battlefield.
The fat man stomped his feet and ran to the village. The speed was so fast that it was shocking.
"So fat guys can run so fast?" Bigfoot sister-in-law led a group of people to chase and block the flying chickens, and she also exclaimed.
"The fat man is probably confused too. What's the use of running to the village?"
Old Man Zhang remembered circling around the ground: "What can you do? What can you do?"
After a while, the fat man ran back like a flying man and saw a big rooster in his arms. It was the leader of the Kushantun Rooster World and the captain's family.
Seeing such a spectacular scene, the Big Rooster immediately widened her eyes and competed with her two wings. The fat man threw it into the air. The Big Rooster was really unambiguous, landing steadily on the fence, then raised her neck and sang: "Oh oh oh oh--"
The voice was loud and the qi veins were long, and it resounded throughout the audience. Whether it was the rooster who was fighting or the running hen who was running, they immediately stopped.
The five-colored chicken spread its wings and flew down from the fence, raised its head and chest, clicked, clicked, clicked, walked through the flock of chickens, like a general reviewing soldiers, or like a captain holding a meeting for members.
There was a relatively fierce cock just now, and he had already won three consecutive victories. Of course, he was dissatisfied and rushed up.
The five-flowered chicken jumped high, kicked with both claws, and the opponent was kicked far away, and his head immediately drooped, indicating surrender.
There was no challenger at this moment. The five-flowered chicken stood out like a crane. After patrolling around, they officially became the leader. Even the few little hens that flew outside, after the five-flowered chickens were gently cooing, they flew back obediently.
The fat man took off his hat, wiped the sweat beads from his forehead, and then he was snatched off by his big braid and put it on his head again: "It's winter, be careful to freeze."
Just now, the fat man was ignorant and remembered the captain's big rooster who fought all over the village. He hurriedly invited it. As expected, it worked and the flock of chickens was completely stable.
"Look, you guys are all looking at it carefully. This is what you are called majestic. When you grow up, you must have this kind of spirit." Old Man Zhang began to teach the wild boys, and the topic was called masculinity.
Wang Sanpao couldn't help but nodded repeatedly: "It makes sense. If you don't have any power, you'll call me a man."
The fat man was about to nod, but saw that the women had already started to counterattack. The big-footed sister-in-law spoke the most vigorously: "Old Zhang, if you want to be strong, why don't you want a wife?"
The old women laughed together, and were extremely arrogant. Especially when women gathered together, their strength must not be ignored. In the history of Kaoshantun, five women once united and took off a man's pants. In the end, they could only squat on the ground with their shorts, begging for mercy.
Old Man Zhang was exposed and his lung tube was directly poked. How could he not be upset: "You guys are all in your family. The noodles that your wife kneaded, and you have the ability to go home and go with your men."
After saying that, he didn't forget to ask Wang Sanpao to help him: "San Lao, do you think this is the reason?"
Wang Sanpao scratched his unshaven chin: "I haven't touched a single finger of my wife, so I can't say it."
The women's camp burst into laughter: "Who dares to say that the third brother is not a man. Going up the mountain to beat bears and blind men and wild boars, and when you go home, you just don't beat your wife, you are still a man."
"They are all impatient to beat my wife." The one who said this was Erzhuzi's wife, who was often hit by the soles of her shoes.
"Yes, look at when the little rooster has ever talked about the little hen, and they are always competing with the rooster." This is enough, and even using things to describe people, it is not enough to use things to express one's aspirations.
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Old Man Zhang was completely defeated. Apart from the little kids, most of the women present were old women. He was single and the only man was Wang Sanpao, but he was the best for his wife.
Old Man Zhang, who was so angry, suddenly found the fat man, pulled his arm and said, "Don't ask for a wife in the future. Look at this group, what are the things they do?"
The fat man was very excited to see this kind of collective verbal battle scene was rare in the past cities. But he didn't expect that there was something about himself, so he pondered for a while and said:
"Old man, I'm still young." The fat man didn't want to learn from this old senior and be a bachelor for the rest of his life.
Old Man Zhang was so angry that his beard was raised: "Even if you get married, will you dare to fight in the future?"
This problem made the fat man stumped, especially when he looked at him secretly. When he saw the big braid, he seemed to be very concerned about the situation here, and he felt even more unsure.
Chapter completed!